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Phone Tap: Mojo and the Great Fumblini · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: As a wife, what do you do when your six
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  Speaker 1: year old son has a birthday coming up and your
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  Speaker 1: husband doesn't help you plan anything whatsoever?
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  Speaker 2: Leave him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, Jake, there would literally be no marry Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: it's the only way holidays, birthdays, anything happens.
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  Speaker 1: We have Jake's strategy. You could nag him, maybe don't
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  Speaker 1: invite him to the party, or do you reach out
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  Speaker 1: to us to prank him. That's one of our listeners
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  Speaker 1: chose that last option, which is why the birthday Magician
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  Speaker 1: and his strange little assistant need to call up dad
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  Speaker 1: before the party and sufficiently freak him out in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Any Hello? Hey is this Mike?
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  Speaker 2: This is Michael. Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: It's the great Fumballini. Okay, the magician.
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  Speaker 5: That's a sign of your kid's party tomorrow. Oh fine,
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  Speaker 5: remember from the website?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife looks that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to go over some details
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  Speaker 5: with you. I'm here with my assistant, Mojo.
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  Speaker 2: Mojo, Hi, Mojo.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I just wanted to call to go over
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  Speaker 5: a few changes we're making and kind of a rundown
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  Speaker 5: to what we do.
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  Speaker 2: You know, honestly, man, whatever basic tricks you do is fine.
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  Speaker 2: My kids turning sick, it's not going to really care.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh gotcha. Oh here's the deal.
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  Speaker 5: Though recently, I've had a little bit of a supply
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  Speaker 5: issue where I've been running out of rabbits to pull
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  Speaker 5: out of hats. What I know, people don't think about
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  Speaker 5: the supply chain things like this. But we will be
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  Speaker 5: using ferrets instead, mainly because Mojo loves ferrets.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they are. They're squishy, Mojo. Okay, you're just he's
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  Speaker 4: looking at a picture of.
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  Speaker 5: One right now.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I know it's not real.
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  Speaker 5: Though, so stop trying to kiss it. Well, no, Mojo,
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  Speaker 5: put it down. No hold on, Will you give me
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  Speaker 5: a second mic?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on over there? Sorry?
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  Speaker 5: For the grand finale, I'll be using a live raccoon,
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  Speaker 5: so that'll be fun.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be using what a raccoon?
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  Speaker 4: Kids love raccoons. They only escaped twice this week. But
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  Speaker 4: I do feel like i'm training him better. No, he's not.
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  Speaker 5: He's bitey. We talked about that. No, don't bite him.
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  Speaker 5: We got Raindy's already.
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  Speaker 4: We can't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, No, don't that sounds like a terrible idea.
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  Speaker 4: I'd say more risky than terrible, But don't worry. The
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  Speaker 4: rest of the show is pretty tame.
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  Speaker 5: Plus, as always, the kids are heavily involved in the act.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I hope so.
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  Speaker 5: Last week one could actually lock me in a box
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  Speaker 5: for twenty minutes. During my escape trick, Mojo accidentally lost
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  Speaker 5: the key.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, it was in his diaper
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  Speaker 4: and he made me fish it out.
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  Speaker 5: Not cool, Mojo, No, it doesn't matter how cold my
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  Speaker 5: hands are.
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  Speaker 2: Is this like an adult show like emekeven over because
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't really sound that appropriate for kids.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's great for kids. Are you kidding me? Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I've recently been doing hypnotism. One kid thought his name
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  Speaker 4: was cheese.
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  Speaker 5: For two straight weeks. After I was done. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: he did snap out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Eventually snapped up. Yeah, yeah, he actually ate cheese. Who
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  Speaker 4: knew that you had to eat what you were I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this sounded like a little bit too much, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure this is gonna work.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, are you talking about the feral raccoon or the
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  Speaker 5: hypnotizing kids, because we were planning to do both, I
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  Speaker 5: mean the hypnotizing children.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely not happening Mojo.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, nobody wants to make Mojo sad. Hey, Mojo's
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  Speaker 5: getting sad, he said, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: If he's sad. You're not doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, look we'll skip it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll skip the hypnotism. We'll go straight to the grand finale.
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  Speaker 5: You were gonna love it. I'm doing a brand new trick,
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  Speaker 5: highlight fireworks inside of your house.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, all the colors, well.
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  Speaker 5: Before you say no, The trick ends with the Pinota
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  Speaker 5: can and that shoots flaming candy.
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  Speaker 4: Across the room.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hot candy. Hey, Arry, don't touch it. It looks
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  Speaker 5: so cool on Instagram. You got to see our reels.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you're telling you that people actually sign up for this.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we've had a few cancelations, like midway through the show.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, practice makes perfect, especially with the pyrotechnics.
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  Speaker 2: All right, this is bull I need to contact your
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  Speaker 2: company because I want to refund. You are not coming
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  Speaker 2: to my.
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  Speaker 4: House hold on. No counsel on Mojo, Mojo, calm down,
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  Speaker 4: put your put your diaper back.
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  Speaker 2: On, happening, Put it back on.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't know it's a prank. Phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, phone call? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Well not for Mojo, but it is.
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  Speaker 5: This is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man,
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  Speaker 5: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? Man?
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  Speaker 4: You know why she set you up? She said, you've
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  Speaker 4: literally done nothing to help plan this party.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what, He's right, I've been do.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you want to be involved now. Now you
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  Speaker 4: know that you got Fumbellini and Mojo in.
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  Speaker 2: The house, don't forget the exploding candy can. What the
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  Speaker 2: hell it is?
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  Speaker 4: When you see flaming candy all over your house, you're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Love it, dude, absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I told you to stop playing with that raccoon.
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up.
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