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Phone Tap: Pub Trivia Date · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're going
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  Speaker 2: to have to listen to Brooke attempt to flirt with
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  Speaker 2: a guy. Oh, no. I know.
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  Speaker 1: You mean take notes, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Because you're all about to get a lesson, and now
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  Speaker 2: it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: So then, if you don't lose your breakfast, it does
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  Speaker 2: get better. Because the guy has no.
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  Speaker 1: Idea what Brooke is playing for their upcoming first date.
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  Speaker 1: And it's hot.
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  Speaker 2: Which....
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  Speaker 1: It was all set up by his roommate. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to hear as Brooke cranks the awkwardness up to 11.
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  Speaker 2: I have a feeling it's not very hot. Let's find
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  Speaker 2: out in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi,
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: is this Troy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Troy, this is Bianca. Your friend Ethan told me
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  Speaker 1: to reach out. Yeah, hey.
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  Speaker 2: How's it going? How's it going?
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  Speaker 1: Well, pretty good now that I'm talking to you. Oh, well.
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  Speaker 1: We should hang out sometime. That's what your roommate thinks.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah. I'm down. You want to, like, meet up
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  Speaker 2: for dinner or something?
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  Speaker 1: Dinner's so, you know, eh.
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  Speaker 2: We should do something that makes me hot and wild.
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  Speaker 1: Like, bar trivia.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah. Yeah. That sounds fun, actually.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know how you saying yes makes me feel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. You're silly. Like, what are your subjects? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm good at in the trivia? Well, I certainly
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know what you're bad at. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So let's role play, Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Right now? Obviously, I just want to see how much
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  Speaker 2: knowledge is stashed in that sexy brain of yours. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Who famously got a patent for a refrigerator with no
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  Speaker 2: moving parts with his co-inventor, Leo Slizzard. What? Why would
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  Speaker 2: I know that?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 2: I said Leo Slizzard. Yeah, I don't know who that is.
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  Speaker 1: Leo Slizzard.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a band name.
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  Speaker 1: I like how you're playing dumb for me. Dumb guys
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  Speaker 1: are hot.
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  Speaker 2: They were.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was the.
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  Speaker 2: Correct answer, which was obviously Albert Einstein. Wow, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think of refrigerators when I think
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  Speaker 1: of Albert Einstein.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just do the next question, and this time it'll
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  Speaker 2: be super easy. I mean, you're going to ask me
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  Speaker 2: more questions?
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  Speaker 1: I thought pub trivia was just supposed to be a
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  Speaker 1: fun thing. Okay, that's what losers say.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So let's not do that. Let's just go to the
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  Speaker 1: next question.
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  Speaker 2: How many questions? Sure. Which ancient ruler had a favorite
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  Speaker 2: war elephant named Cirrus with just.
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  Speaker 1: One giant tusk?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Cleopatra.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I tried to hold my laugh in, and now
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  Speaker 1: I just have to clean my shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: It's Hannibal from the Second Punic War.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm sorry, I don't know some ancient ruler. Like,
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  Speaker 2: most people wouldn't know that. These questions are hard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hard?
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  Speaker 2: Like the second hardest substance on the moon right now,
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  Speaker 2: which is ilmenite, a rare titanium iron oxide.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You want to go out with me, right? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't know the second.
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  Speaker 2: Hardest substance on the moon, then you can at least
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  Speaker 2: tell me the third hardest substance on Uranus.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. There's no way that's a real question.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Seriously? Yes, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I didn't know you were going to be like this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're trying to do, make me
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  Speaker 2: feel stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: But actually, I'm going to say I'm not into this.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way we're meeting up.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be content on a date with you.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you be dead on a date? That's not
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  Speaker 1: even a trivia question.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, you're making my ex-girlfriend look like a walk in
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  Speaker 2: the park. You know how hard that is to do?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is for me to
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  Speaker 2: pretend to flirt while doing this prank call on you?
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  Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? Are you insane or crazy? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just doing my job because your roommate Ethan wanted
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  Speaker 2: us to do a prank phone call on you. What
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  Speaker 2: are you talking about? This is actually Brooke from the
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  Speaker 2: radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: That took you a long time to get. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no. I thought he doesn't know me at all.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he setting me up with someone so, oh
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  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 1: Someone so smart.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You're very good at this. Is that it?
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  Speaker 2: Like you just couldn't handle how smart I was or
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  Speaker 2: was it just you're that dumb? Wow, yeah, you're real smart.
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  Speaker 2: You're real Alberta Einstein.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, now you know him. Okay. Yeah, now I know him.