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Phone Tap PODCAST: 17 Year Old Surrogate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d u y away on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties me, I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for Ivy's mother. You've got her. Well, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. Did Ivy tell you that I might be calling?
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned that someone was calling about hiring her for
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  Speaker 1: a job, or meeting permission because of her age or something.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct. Um, it's pretty exciting. I wanted to hire
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  Speaker 1: your daughter to be my surrogate. Oh, I'm sorry, it's
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  Speaker 1: what I misspoke. I apologize. I met our surrogate. My
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  Speaker 1: wife and I can't conceive, and we think Ivy would
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  Speaker 1: be a perfect candidate. Wait, wait a second, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: saying like a surrogate, like have a child? Yes, okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: I must not have understood what you guys were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, we sat down had a long
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  Speaker 1: conversation about it. She's in I just need your permission,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, you do understand that we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: a little girl here well, my little girl. Is it
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  Speaker 1: the money thing that you might be worried about, because
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  Speaker 1: we're prepared to pay sixty thousand dollars a year. Not
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  Speaker 1: the money thing, you freak. Oh my god, this is
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  Speaker 1: my daughter. She's I don't even know what kind of
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  Speaker 1: person decides that they're gonna have a seventeen year old
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  Speaker 1: have a baby for them. It's a really good way
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  Speaker 1: to make money, ma'am. Oh my god. I want your information,
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  Speaker 1: and you leave my daughter alone. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the hell you think you're doing, but you don't go
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  Speaker 1: running around town getting seventeen year old pregnant. We're not
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  Speaker 1: going to do any of that weird in vitro kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing. If that's what you're worried about. Now, you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to do anything in vitro or otherwise, do
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? Well, we thought we'd do a natural conception.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to have to be with your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be with my daughter where he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about you three. The contract I have here says
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  Speaker 1: I have two months to try. I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: dm what your contract says. It's not happening. If I
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  Speaker 1: can't do it, then my brother was similar, DNA, I'll
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  Speaker 1: get to take a stab at it is happening my daughter. Ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: you're getting so upset. I don't want you to think
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  Speaker 1: about it as so much of your daughter getting pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Just think of it as me leasing her uterus. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you will not touch anything of my daughter
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  Speaker 1: to let a loan her uterus. It's sort of like
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  Speaker 1: renting a property. Be arsted, sir. I'm sure this is illegal.
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  Speaker 1: She's under age. Your daughter's excited about it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a she's excited about She's seventeen years old. She
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know any better. You know. If you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: help me out, I'm just gonna have to go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and forge your signature on this. Oh you're not forging
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  Speaker 1: a thing. I swear to God, I will come over
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  Speaker 1: here and beat the shout with a baseball. Bad I
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  Speaker 1: haven't even told you the best news about this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to jail. You're going to walk in jail,
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  Speaker 1: you freak well. I was just going to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that it's a phone tap, so that's all. Like, shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be too so so upset about it? What the talking about?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your daughter Ivy set you up. What It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. She listened to our morning show and emailed
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  Speaker 1: us and wanted to prank you. This is a joke. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: don't be mad at me. Be mad at Ivy. She's
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  Speaker 1: the one that emailed us and she's upstairs hiding in
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  Speaker 1: her closet right now listening to this phone call. Oh
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  Speaker 1: she better bed. No, why now you should go easy
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  Speaker 1: on her. It was just a joke. No, she is
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  Speaker 1: lucky that she's seventeen, because if she was eighteen, I
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  Speaker 1: would be her wake up every morning with Jewel phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on twenties, Holy on Moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five.