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Phone Tap PODCAST: He'll do ANYTHING for Money · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d you away with the textbox one X
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  Speaker 1: presents to some Christmas Hello. Hi is this Sean? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey Sean? How are you? My name is
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  Speaker 1: Seth mckarey. And I was looking to hire some party
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  Speaker 1: entertainment for this weekend. And I heard you do that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Uh yeah, I mean I don't really
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  Speaker 1: have an official business. It's kind of just like a
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  Speaker 1: side thing that I do. But who referred you? How
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  Speaker 1: did you hear about me? Oh? One of my friends.
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  Speaker 1: They said they actually hired you to do their kids
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  Speaker 1: party a while back. And I was looking to hire
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  Speaker 1: an entertainer for this Saturday night, this coming Saturday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you're available. Yeah, I mean, you know, it all
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  Speaker 1: depends on the time. You know what kind of party? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what sort of things do you do? I mean I
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  Speaker 1: have costumes? They got like an Elmo cost booty from
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  Speaker 1: toy stories. Oh no, Iron Man, Spider Man, we Captain
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  Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow and stuff like that. Well, you had me
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  Speaker 1: at Iron Man and Spider Man. That's great, good, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So tell me a little bit more about the event.
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  Speaker 1: Is it kid's birthday party? You know what it's a
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  Speaker 1: party for. It's a pretty big kid. I guess you
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  Speaker 1: could say, you mean like a teenager or something. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: well big teenager, I guess, full disclosure, it is for me.
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  Speaker 1: What is it your birthday? No? I just I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any plans for Saturday night and I wanted somebody
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  Speaker 1: to come over and entertain me. So I figure I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you a call. You want this for just you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like are you having friends over? No? Just me. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I do this for kids and like pre teams. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really have this to hang out with adults, or
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  Speaker 1: hang out with one adults for that matter. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: not to hang out with it's to entertain. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: willing to pay a lot. Well what's a lot? Five
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  Speaker 1: bucks an hour for Spider Man just to hang out
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  Speaker 1: with you, just as Spider Man for five hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: an hour? Yep? Are you serious about that? I am
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  Speaker 1: completely serious. I mean, what are you looking for me
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  Speaker 1: to do for that much money? I want you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me what you think I'm going to be doing
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  Speaker 1: when I come hang out with just you. Okay, sis man,
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  Speaker 1: here's what I thought about. So I would like you
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  Speaker 1: to share up about seven pm in your spidy suit.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I'll be in my kitchen tied up and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be screaming Spider Man, please help me. And then
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  Speaker 1: that's when you break through a window and save the day.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious about this? Are you really serious about this? Serious?
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  Speaker 1: It's something I've always wanted to do. Cash up front, Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I can Venmoya or whatever before you even
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  Speaker 1: get there. But I had a few other ideas too.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know, man, because this is already way
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  Speaker 1: beyond out of the normal for what I do with
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  Speaker 1: this side business, you know. But like I said, I'll
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  Speaker 1: pay a lot, and after we do the Spider Man thing,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe just one time you could throw on that
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  Speaker 1: Iron Man suit and when we could jello wrestle. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's getting a little crap. I'm not jumping in jello
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  Speaker 1: with my suits that I paid good money for it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll buy you a new suit and I'll raise it
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  Speaker 1: to a thousand bucks an hour. I mean, can we
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  Speaker 1: make it six hundred? But I don't have to get
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  Speaker 1: in the jello. Well, I think that's the thing. I
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  Speaker 1: really want to wrestle a jello up. Iron Man. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay me one thousand dollars to do those things? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll videotape it. Yeah. Now listen, we're not videotaping anything. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what if I raised it to fifteen hundred dollars an hour?
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  Speaker 1: Be honest about this, cash Man, you better be upfront
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  Speaker 1: with this one percent. Like I said, I'll pay you beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: And this isn't a scam, right, No, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to think it'd be a really fun evening. I mean, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: fifteen hundred cash in hand, Yeah, great, let's let's do it. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And then of course we're gonna have to shower together
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  Speaker 1: to rinse off all that jello. What, No, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that two thousand dollars an hour. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even doing that for two thousand. You drive a
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  Speaker 1: hard bargain. Three thousand dollars an hour. I am I
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  Speaker 1: showering naked with you or in the Iron Man's suit.
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  Speaker 1: In the Iron Man suit, I think is fine. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to get naked. Oh, why would you
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  Speaker 1: want to do that? That's weird. So three grand an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Dress up as Spider Man, I'm through the window untie you,
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  Speaker 1: then Iron Man Jello wrestling, and then you want to
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  Speaker 1: shower with me while I'm wearing the Iron Man suit. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do I have to touch you a lot? Uh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping you won't touch me at all. Good. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what ideas you're getting here, but I gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: if you're going down that road with me, I'm you're
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  Speaker 1: not interested? Now, great, because I'm not either. So all
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  Speaker 1: that for three grand an hour? Yeah? You know what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go for it. You gotta deal, You're gonna you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it? Yes? Yeah, really, yeah, you gotta deal. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna pay me that much money, let's make
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  Speaker 1: it happen. Just don't tell anybody about this, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Well my friends don't tell anybody. Yeah, that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard to do because this is actually a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you
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  Speaker 1: and your friend Rob set you up. Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: This was all a joke. Your friend Rob emailed me
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  Speaker 1: and said that you'd do anything for money. You wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to put it into the test, and I guess
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  Speaker 1: he was right. Although now I kind of want to
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  Speaker 1: do it for that much cash, I still want it
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  Speaker 1: to