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Phone Tap PODCAST: Chef Can't Cook · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: away on the twenties? Tell me I'm moving ninety five? Oh? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this virginal Luis? Yeah? Oh my god? How are
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  Speaker 1: you the owner of breakfast House? I'm so sorry? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am, Oh my god, thank godre here. Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is Lenny, uh, Lenny who? I'm the new cook at
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  Speaker 1: your restaurant. Glenda hired me. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Matt is our cook? No, Matt quit, dude. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why Glenda hired me to Matt. Either way, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you're calling me. I'm on vacation. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta talk to Glenda. She's in front of me. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to call you. Why your own vacation,
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  Speaker 1: But Glenda laft, dude, I didn't know what else to do,
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  Speaker 1: like whooo, whoaa? All right, Linden, you need a calm down.
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  Speaker 1: And then man is gone and Glenda laughed, and you
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  Speaker 1: have a cook now, yeah, exactly, I bought myself. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need your help. Man, I sow his airs. He
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  Speaker 1: need to handle this. I don't know why you're calling me.
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  Speaker 1: He played some time on the phone. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: need your help. Okay, this is gonna sound really bad. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I know, especially because I'm the cook. Promise you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna judge me. But I have to tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to flip an egg. What you
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  Speaker 1: tell me? Glenda hired you and you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to flip them? Yeah? I get you. And I tried
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  Speaker 1: like sixty times in every single quartet of the breaking
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  Speaker 1: Why are you and I kicken thing? Put the flip
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  Speaker 1: an egg light on my resume? Okay, Glenda didn't know
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  Speaker 1: my uster working a magic start. I left those all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to Dane. We gotta pack up, Diane, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta pack relax. I'm gonna handle this. Okay. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to touch a thing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: stuff the whole morning already, good employ Okay, I've tried everything.
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  Speaker 1: I tried using three spatulas a spoon. I tried to
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  Speaker 1: flip it with my bare hand ones and girl like
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  Speaker 1: she's curing crap my hand, her handed me her hand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hearing your favorite with a piece of metal. Stupid eggs
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  Speaker 1: freaking running everywhere, rabbit scroll work lay All right. All
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  Speaker 1: I know is you got to get the on my
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  Speaker 1: restaurant right now. You were like glubbering Mesh and the
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  Speaker 1: moron on a show as you have a cook, Michelle,
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  Speaker 1: you are not a cook or a moron, and you
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  Speaker 1: might be up her some kind of a lawsuit. There's
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  Speaker 1: for lying. I don't know your damn cob at fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard right there, and you're putting the hit on
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  Speaker 1: my pistons. No, no, actually you might not want to
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  Speaker 1: assume me. I don't have any money. Brother, where old
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  Speaker 1: people go? Oh my god, my customers just walk out. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: there's no customers at all. What Oh that's that's even worse. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, there's no customers ever. That was a
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  Speaker 1: sound effect. None of that was real. This is all
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone called Glenda set you off. This is
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  Speaker 1: Jose from Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Okay, now go relax. You gave
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  Speaker 1: me a heart attacker, then burn down. Oh man, all
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  Speaker 1: my customers would ever Jesus, hey, you're fine. Look you're
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. Grab a drink, Go lay down, brother, and
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  Speaker 1: just relax. You're fine. No, I'm grabbing three drinks. That
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  Speaker 1: was wake up. Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five