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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bees in My Belfry · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.
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  Speaker 1: It's another jubil nun taps on the twenties. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. I was looking for Scott. Yeah, Scott,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? This is Casey right back. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from the County Housing Authority. You have a minute, sure? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I am really sorry to be the bear of bad news.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling you is to inform you that
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to be allowed back into your place
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  Speaker 1: for four to six weeks. I can't go back what
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  Speaker 1: I just talked to the building management and they had
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  Speaker 1: informed me that everybody knew about this. There's a bee
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  Speaker 1: infestation in the walls of your your building. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so. Okay, well you may not think so, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a fact, sir. There are bees everywhere in your
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  Speaker 1: building and we have to completely tear things apart spray. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're saying. What let me okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me say this slow for you. Then, since you're
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  Speaker 1: having trouble bees, you know, they go, they fly, and
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  Speaker 1: they sting. Okay, there's an infestation in the walls of
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  Speaker 1: your building. Therefore it's unsafe for you to be there,
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  Speaker 1: and we're letting you know that you cannot go back
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  Speaker 1: there for four to six weeks while we do maintenance.
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  Speaker 1: Uh well, first of all, I don't even believe what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. This is like ridiculous. Okay, this is completely ridiculous. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: but when I called you, sir, in all due respect,
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  Speaker 1: in all due respect and rest and alder respect and
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  Speaker 1: alder respects, sir, when I called you to tell you
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  Speaker 1: the problem, you didn't even know what a bee was.
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  Speaker 1: I had to explain to you what a bee was. So,
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  Speaker 1: whether you believe me or mumble. Okay, by the way
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  Speaker 1: you were mumbling, so I no idea what you were saying.
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  Speaker 1: You kept saying, Oh, I mean okay, so I know
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  Speaker 1: what a bee is. Thank you very much. And who
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  Speaker 1: are you again? My name? Wow? Okay, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Casey right back from the County Housing Authority. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is now the third time I've told you that, sir, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have like a supervisor? I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: is absurd. What are you talking about? Like? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think there's like bees in the entire building? It's like
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  Speaker 1: a nest. Build a nest? All right? This isn't like
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  Speaker 1: the mother's ship of bees. I had no idea that
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  Speaker 1: I was on the phone with the foremost be expert.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're not. Okay, what you're saying doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that it's taking you a little while to understand.
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  Speaker 1: For six weeks, that sounds great. Yeah, I really liked
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  Speaker 1: this tie, but I wasn't planning and wearing it for
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  Speaker 1: six weeks. Thank you very much. Oh you wear you
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  Speaker 1: actually wear a tie to work. What does it have
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  Speaker 1: to do with anything? Well, I just assumed because of
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  Speaker 1: how long it's taking you to understand what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: you are more of a blue collar kind of gay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're very very funny, and you you're been insulting
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  Speaker 1: me this whole time, and you're ridiculous. So this is
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  Speaker 1: for real. Let me talk to your supervisor. Do you
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  Speaker 1: need to ask my supervisor what a bee is? Because
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  Speaker 1: I can explain that to you again. They fly around,
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  Speaker 1: they go. You want to know. I want to speak
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  Speaker 1: to the supervisor. I want you off the phone. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear another word on your mouth. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna fired now. I will write every government official in
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  Speaker 1: the city because you want to know something. You are
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  Speaker 1: a little it's what you are. Okay, Now we're getting somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: You aren't the only thing that you've gotten right now.
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  Speaker 1: You've gotten for me that you're because it's true. So
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  Speaker 1: now you tell me where are we going? Huh? You
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  Speaker 1: want to pack a lunch? Attle, get off the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to get off the phone, sir, but I
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  Speaker 1: just still don't think you understand what a bee is.
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  Speaker 1: And I need to make that point clear before I
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  Speaker 1: feel comfortable letting you go about your day. But your
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  Speaker 1: supervisor on the phone right now? Okay, okay, fine, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to tell you one thing though. This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your buddy James set you up. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know it, I know it. Man. Oh you know
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  Speaker 1: you want to know something. You want to know something
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  Speaker 1: what's never had me in the first place. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you that much. Oh, really rediculous. He's in my tondo.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I'm gonna believe that? Huh? You sounded
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  Speaker 1: like you got pretty mad now. I was doing that
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  Speaker 1: for your benefit. I told you, I knew this was
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  Speaker 1: like a total joke, right, Obviously, nobody to believe that crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, I appreciate you playing along. Screw you.