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Phone Tap PODCAST: One For One Policy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm five. Hello, Hi, this is Marvin from Shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with a mister Richly. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is rich Well, good afternoon, rich How you doing today? Fine?
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  Speaker 1: So what's this about? Well, we noticed that you sent
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  Speaker 1: back the shoes you purchased from us recently, and we
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  Speaker 1: were just wondering is there a particular issue or a
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  Speaker 1: problem that you were having with those No, no, not necessarily,
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  Speaker 1: they were just they weren't what I expected. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we could send you another pair instead of giving you
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  Speaker 1: a refund. Would you be interest in doing ida? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so. I already got a replacement, so just
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  Speaker 1: a fun would be great. All right. Well, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: our company has that one for one policy where whenever
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  Speaker 1: you purchase a pair of shoes from us, we donate
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  Speaker 1: a pair to a child in need in Africa yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm aware of that. Yeah. So since you're officially returning
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  Speaker 1: your shoes, we are obligated to take back the shoes
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  Speaker 1: we donated to the family in Africa. Well, hold on
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  Speaker 1: what and since you were the buyers, hold on, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean by that? What do you say? Let
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  Speaker 1: me just put a face to it for you. So
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  Speaker 1: there's a six year old girl named Nichelle from a
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  Speaker 1: village in Ethiopia. She was the recipient for your shoe purchase. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now you're going to have to write her a
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  Speaker 1: letter and explain why we need to take her shoes back.
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  Speaker 1: You're taking her shoes. Well, no, I'm not taking them.
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  Speaker 1: You're taking her shoes. So if you could help you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no, no, I'm not doing that. Well, you told
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  Speaker 1: me you wanted to give the shoes back. So with
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  Speaker 1: the one in one policy, we also have to take
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  Speaker 1: back Nichelle's shoes. What kind of company does that, sir?
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  Speaker 1: When you purchase the shoes was very clear in the
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  Speaker 1: one to one policy that this is how it works.
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  Speaker 1: That cannot be in the agreement. I don't believe this
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  Speaker 1: at all. We're going to forward you in Michelle's address
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  Speaker 1: so you can write her that letter and explain that
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  Speaker 1: a group of people are going to be come into
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  Speaker 1: her house later and pulling the shoes off of her feet.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we would need on your end. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: can't you just let her keep the shoes. We could
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  Speaker 1: let her keep them if you didn't want to return yours.
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  Speaker 1: But you've already clearly stated several times you don't want
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  Speaker 1: them anymore. Fine, fine, just send me the shoes back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to take like a poor child shoes away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, that's great news. So you've changed your mind then,
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but I mean, you know it does it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like blackmail is what you're doing here. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's just the one to one policy. So
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  Speaker 1: but it's really good news that you've changed your mind.
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  Speaker 1: It's very refreshing to hear. Okay, yeah, that's fine. Just
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  Speaker 1: let her keep her damn shoes, all right, she'll be
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  Speaker 1: happy to hear that. That will be thirty dollars shipping
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  Speaker 1: and handling. What no, what for? What? Well for the
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  Speaker 1: shipping of the shoes back to you? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: unless you want us to take someone else's shoes to
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  Speaker 1: pay for your delivery. Oh no, you're kidding me, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what is this end? This is all in the one
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  Speaker 1: to one policy. It's a shoe for a shoe, buy
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  Speaker 1: one for one policy. It's not that you're scamming people, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be part of this. Look, you
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  Speaker 1: can think what you want to think, but just where
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  Speaker 1: we're at right now, I need to know is it
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  Speaker 1: yes or no on the shipping and handling? Holy, it's
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  Speaker 1: just start with the money and like, just let them
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  Speaker 1: have their shoes. Ah. I thought this was a charity.
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  Speaker 1: This is just like like a shoe mafia. You're okay.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm hearing is you're saying, yes, you would
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  Speaker 1: like to pay the thirty dollars shipping in hand this
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  Speaker 1: one time that did. That's all you're getting out of me.
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  Speaker 1: That's very very generous of you. I'm very impressed. I
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  Speaker 1: just have to say, please just stop kissing my Like,
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  Speaker 1: are we done with this? We move this along? I
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  Speaker 1: would kiss your feet, but they've got our shoes on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well not yet. I mean I'm paying thirty dollars to
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  Speaker 1: have ships to my house. That is true. That is true.
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  Speaker 1: We do appreciate your business, sir. So we done yet?
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  Speaker 1: Well before we go. Can I interest you in some
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  Speaker 1: complimentary three sandals for your time? You've just been so
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  Speaker 1: understanding anything. You're taking all my time, yet you're taking
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  Speaker 1: all my money. I don't want it. I don't want it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work. If you say yes to the complimentary sandals,
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  Speaker 1: a child in need will receive some as well. If
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  Speaker 1: you say no, the child goes without one for one right, Okay, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: given the sandals. Okay, yes, the sandals. Are we done? Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: that'll be thirty dollars shipping and handling for your sandals
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  Speaker 1: and then thirty dollars for the child sandals. Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, you just said it was free. That's
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. The sandals are free, but the shipping and
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  Speaker 1: handling is not included. And he's the biggest scam I've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard of. I'm gonna go to that business bureau.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell them what you're doing. Well, before you
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  Speaker 1: do that, I just need to let you know this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jeffrey from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh yeah, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god. I'm sorry man, your sister
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  Speaker 1: Kendall set you up. She said that you returned a
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  Speaker 1: pair of shoes recently and you felt really guilty about it.
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  Speaker 1: That's you were saying that you gotta take the kids shoes, yo.
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  Speaker 1: Is that weird? Yeah, it's weird. It's totally fun up
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  Speaker 1: all right. That will be thirty dollars for doing this
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  Speaker 1: frank on you though, Bye will. That's by the Week
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