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Phone Tap PODCAST: Chicken Wings · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's phones
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  Speaker 1: have time. And if you've ever worked in the service
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  Speaker 1: industry and you got the word the big name A
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  Speaker 1: list celebrity was coming by, you'd be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've literally been there. I remember, like Big Sean or
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  Speaker 1: someone came. You were like, WHOA. But let's say it
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  Speaker 1: was just a B list celebrity. You might be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: A C lister would be like mm yeah. But what
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  Speaker 1: happens when you go all the way down the alphabet
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  Speaker 1: you skip the D list and you get into the
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  Speaker 1: G area, and that G list or has the same
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  Speaker 1: demands as the A listers do. That's when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to deal with Brooke Fox. She's the handler for
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  Speaker 1: a celebrity you may have seen on the small screen before,
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  Speaker 1: and he's going to need a reservation. It's in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. The twenties tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Thanks you for calling Grill.
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  Speaker 1: This is James. How can I help you? I would
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  Speaker 1: like to make a reservation? Absolutely? And what time is
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  Speaker 1: your reservation for? Don't you want to know my name? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Okay, it's Abigail, but that's not important because
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually making the reservation for someone else. Great, Um ahead, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm an assistant to a celebrity. Great, And
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  Speaker 1: what time and day would you like your celebrity to
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  Speaker 1: come in? Come on? Don't you want to know who
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  Speaker 1: it is? No, that's okay, okay. I actually just put
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  Speaker 1: it down under your name if that would make you
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  Speaker 1: more comfortable. Okay, I'll just tell you then. Fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: Wilmer Valderrama. You know Fez from that seventy show. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't Oh my god, are you just joking? You've
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  Speaker 1: heard of him? Right, I'm sorry, I'm not joking. You
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  Speaker 1: know he had the funny voice where he talks a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that show, though, but I never did
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  Speaker 1: watch it. He was so much bigger than that show. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just the guy who does the reservation,
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  Speaker 1: so it doesn't really matter. He dated Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Simpson.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean he basically was almost engaged to
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  Speaker 1: Demi Levado and talk about a glow up there. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's great, but actually we're a little bit busy right here.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get the rest of the information in? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what you're asking for. And yes, he probably
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  Speaker 1: will take a picture with you when he comes in. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's great. Can I get the date and time that
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  Speaker 1: you would like to come in? Don't be difficult with
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  Speaker 1: me right now. Okay, I'm not trying to be difficult.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know when the reservation is four?
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  Speaker 1: Fine Friday at one pm? Great Friday at one pm? Yes, excellent?
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  Speaker 1: And is this just mister um? Is this just for
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  Speaker 1: the celebrity or is this another other remember his name Valderrama? Valderrama?
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  Speaker 1: It was just a pronunciation issue. M wow. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: that this is becoming really difficult for you. All I
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  Speaker 1: need to know is what the party sizes. Who knows
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  Speaker 1: Wilmer does, what Wilmer wants. That's the thing. This is
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  Speaker 1: going to be such good press for your restaurant. I
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  Speaker 1: would suggest maybe he needs like half of it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So we can only make a reservation for maximum of ten. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do it do that? I just need five reservations of
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  Speaker 1: ten then okay, we can currently only do one reservation
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  Speaker 1: of ten. How because is that time of day? Is
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  Speaker 1: I hate when we have to travel to these stupid
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  Speaker 1: little towns. Okay, just tell me what kind of chicken
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  Speaker 1: you have? Um, we have all different kinds of poultry
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  Speaker 1: products here. We have wings, we have breaded wings, we
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  Speaker 1: have I'm talking about the breed of chicken. How do
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  Speaker 1: you not understand what I'm saying? What cut? I'll spell
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  Speaker 1: it out for you. What breed of chicken? We just
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  Speaker 1: have regular chickens unless you're talking about organic, and they
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  Speaker 1: are absolutely all organic. Wilder Drama needs you to prepare
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  Speaker 1: him a Sri Lankan jungle fowl cooked exactly a one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five degrees. You know, we're not really
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  Speaker 1: able to do special requests at this time, especially at
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  Speaker 1: Friday at one, which is again it's kind of a
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  Speaker 1: rush time. You want to risk getting slammed in the
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  Speaker 1: press because you refuse mister Valderrama's request. Okay, and you
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  Speaker 1: want you want us to get a Sri Lankan jungle fowl. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: could be prepared at one hundred and thirty five degrees.
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  Speaker 1: You want that for your five? He's going to die?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding you? I am just reading you back
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  Speaker 1: what I've written down that has come out of your mouth. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: we'll bring the chickens in live, just to make sure
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  Speaker 1: they're fresh. Um. Oh, and Wilbert also wants his wings
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  Speaker 1: to be boneless. Okay, but here's the thing. He likes
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  Speaker 1: the meat on the bone ones best. So someone on
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  Speaker 1: your staff, I don't care, probably not you, because you're
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  Speaker 1: not very good at things, needs to remove the bones
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  Speaker 1: by hand after it's okay. Yeah, I do not think
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  Speaker 1: that our establishment is going to be what you need
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  Speaker 1: for you and whoever else, So I'm sure you can
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  Speaker 1: find another one in the area that kind of comment out. Hey, listen, James,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't worry about us showing up. Okay, because this
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  Speaker 1: is actually a prank. I'm actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a
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  Speaker 1: phone time. That's a joke. I'm so sorry your co
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  Speaker 1: worker back set you up because you keep getting super
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  Speaker 1: picky customers on your ships. What is happening? This is
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  Speaker 1: literally the worst customer I've ever spoken to you in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Seriously, do you really not know who Wilma
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  Speaker 1: Valderrama is. I've never heard of that name before. I
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  Speaker 1: actually couldn't write down his name because I was so mad,
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  Speaker 1: and so then I kept forgetting it. Well, I certainly
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  Speaker 1: hope that for your sake, he never shows up. No kidding,
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with linen any two point five