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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Lost Your Blouse · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: And in today's prank call, a woman was convinced by
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  Speaker 2: her friend to try a new dry cleaner. She wasn't
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  Speaker 2: happy with her old one, but she'd been using it
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  Speaker 2: for almost a decade, so this was a lot for
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  Speaker 2: her to try someplace new. Okay, creature, and let's just
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  Speaker 2: say there was a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, Luckily.
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  Speaker 2: The manager there is on top of it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: His name is vetoh his trustee assistant is Veno, and
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  Speaker 2: they're the two men use that term loosely that you
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  Speaker 2: want helping you in a time of crisis. You're here
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  Speaker 2: in your phone, tap right now, twy a.
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  Speaker 1: This is a Vito from Street dry Cleaners. How you doing? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a miss Natalie?
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I already said.
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  Speaker 3: That I'm good? Can I help you? Did you drop
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  Speaker 3: off a blouse the other day at a dry cleanings?
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  Speaker 1: I did? Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately it does seem to have gone missing from
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  Speaker 3: my opticals.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean my blouse is missing?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we do have the ticket number, but my cousin
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  Speaker 3: Vino here, well, oh, hey, say hi a Vino.
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  Speaker 1: Hi'm a Vino.
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  Speaker 3: He's in charge of pressing and full then and all
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  Speaker 3: that stuff. He doesn't know what happened to your blouse.
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  Speaker 1: With the bune.
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  Speaker 3: How is it possible? My theory is that we are
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  Speaker 3: so productive Veno as I was not watching him, was
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  Speaker 3: going too fast, and in the process the blouse has
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  Speaker 3: somehow disappeared. Amaze.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's good to be quick, but we gotta be thorough.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: So you think that he accidentally put it in with
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  Speaker 3: with a bunch of other people. We both have many theories,
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  Speaker 3: but the important thing is we need to focus together
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  Speaker 3: to solve the mystery of where it's at.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's your job to find it, and.
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  Speaker 3: That is why I need you to describe it exactly
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  Speaker 3: to a T.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us, is it a freely? Is it a pretty dress?
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  Speaker 1: So nervous about dropping this blauser? No, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: very sheer.
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  Speaker 3: Is she I don't understand what she's like?
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  Speaker 1: A lady? Oh, like an aposta?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it got like a pasta way, Hey, ma'am, is
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  Speaker 3: it kind of a pasta wavy looking gun of a blouse?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not not pasta it's sheer, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: like like you can almost see through it.
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  Speaker 3: You work in a dry clean You hear that she.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of mocking us.
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  Speaker 3: Now a couple of cleaners over here, like with some
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  Speaker 3: dry cleaners or something.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: I will have you know that I have the utmost
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  Speaker 3: artistry when it comes to press on a blouse.
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  Speaker 1: I am like a Michael Blouselo. How is this helping
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  Speaker 1: me find my blouse? You know what? I agree?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we should try something else. What's the emotional tone
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  Speaker 3: of your blouse? Emotional?
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  Speaker 1: The emotional?
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  Speaker 3: To tell her what an emotional tone means on a blouse,
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  Speaker 3: making you feel when you wear?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you feel? Do you feel beautiful? You
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  Speaker 1: see like a Debosta? Oh you know, feel saucy like
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  Speaker 1: a pasta, he says. I don't know how it makes
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  Speaker 1: me feel. I just wear it to work. What's the
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  Speaker 1: old knowing about over there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I have a confession, A confession for the what what
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  Speaker 1: do you eat? A Mama's and meatballs? Again? I told
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  Speaker 1: you that was supposed to be for the two of us.
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  Speaker 1: You have a three, I have a three. It's an
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  Speaker 1: even okay, Oh, it's not about the meatballs? Oh? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: what I may be aware of the blouse. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you be wearing my blouse? It wasn't for research. Why
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  Speaker 1: you the words you put it? I don't remember. I
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  Speaker 1: just affected so fantasy like a princess. Whoa, what my god?
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, hey, Kate of Middleton is not an
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  Speaker 3: Italian princess. If you wear a princess of blouse, it
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  Speaker 3: better be from the homeland.
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  Speaker 1: It does not matter to me, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Unless the name is Princess of Pasta.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about it. Talking to your cousin. Just
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  Speaker 1: focus on me.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, I believe I would love to meet
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  Speaker 3: a Princess Pasta someday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I bet she has angel hair. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I am the funny one. Listen to me, Hello, where
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  Speaker 1: is my blouse?
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  Speaker 2: She's going on and on and on, and you're wearing it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know it. Vino was wearing it. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's my turn to wear it.
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  Speaker 3: Once the prank phone calls over, because I only got
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  Speaker 3: to see what it's all about.
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  Speaker 1: Veno no radio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's saying he wore to the radio statione before
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  Speaker 3: we did this. Bring phone call on you?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? What I mean?
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Jose from the Radar show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jeffrey. Jeff your coworker Grace set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, she went with me
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  Speaker 1: to the cleaners. Yeah, oh my god, she did.
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  Speaker 3: She said she was with you when you dropped off
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  Speaker 3: your blouse at the dry cleaners and you were nervous
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  Speaker 3: because it was like a local one you never used before.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, just to clarify, your blouse isn't missing, all right,
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  Speaker 3: it's a what of a stupid shop you dropped it
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  Speaker 3: off at. But if it was missing, I know somebody
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  Speaker 3: who would be wearing it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Fancy pens fantasy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey wait a minute, is that Brooks blouse you wearing
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a rental.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: freaking Jeffrey in the morning. Dang