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Phone Tap: Rolando Goes Bruno · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And one of our listeners is going
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  Speaker 1: to a Bruno Mars concert coming up. And her boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: told her, take somebody else. Anybody except me. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a Bruno fan.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Oh, my God. Sometimes you just go to support
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  Speaker 2: your partner.
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  Speaker 3: That's a healthy relationship.
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  Speaker 1: There's a line. But that's when she reached out to us.
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  Speaker 1: So in today's call. We tell this guy that he
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  Speaker 1: made a big mistake.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: Because going in his place is one of the most sensual,
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  Speaker 1: passionate human beings alive. His name is Rolando.
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  Speaker 3: Yes!
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  Speaker 1: And he is so excited about it, he might even
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  Speaker 1: slip in a few Bruno Mars lyrics in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: When I see her face, there is not a deal.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Would change.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Because Jessica's amazing. Just the way she is.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hola? Yeah, hi, hola. Who, what?
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  Speaker 1: This is Rolando.
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  Speaker 2: You were expecting my call, no?
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  Speaker 3: No, you must have the wrong number.
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  Speaker 2: You are not Tomas, the boyfriend of Jessica?
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  Speaker 3: I am, but why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 2: I am underneath her.
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  Speaker 1: At the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I apologize. My English is not, how do you say, perfecto.
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  Speaker 2: I am working under her in the office. She is
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  Speaker 2: above me, and the view is oh, so nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure where you're going with this. You're calling
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  Speaker 3: to let me know you work with my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and she has asked me to be her fill-in
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  Speaker 2: for the Bruno Mars extravaganza.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, oh, you're the guy from work that she's taking
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  Speaker 3: to the concert in my place. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The reason for my call is I am concerned that
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  Speaker 2: you have allowed this to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Allowed what to happen?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is a concert of Bruno Mars, one of
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  Speaker 2: the most passionate, romantic, innovative artists of all time.
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  Speaker 3: What are you trying to say, man?
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  Speaker 2: I am stunned by your careless attitude. By the end
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  Speaker 2: of the night, she will become... My treasurer. As a
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  Speaker 2: figure of speech, of course. Like the music. Bruno's my guy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like Bruno?
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  Speaker 1: I love him.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, Bruno Mars is not my kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm not going.
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  Speaker 2: That is a big mistake.
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  Speaker 3: It's not, and I'm also not worried about Jessica. We've
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  Speaker 3: been together for years.
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  Speaker 2: Thomas, see?
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  Speaker 3: It's Thomas.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, Thomas. Dumbass? Am I saying dumbass?
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  Speaker 3: It's Thomas, not dumbass.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I apologize. I am just concerned because you have
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  Speaker 2: no idea the cosmic love combustion that will happen when
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  Speaker 2: Bruno serenades us.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it, man.
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  Speaker 2: It is like 14 volcanoes meets the incredible Hulk on Cialis.
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  Speaker 3: It is unstoppable. What is the point of this call?
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  Speaker 3: You're calling to brag that you're going to Bruno Mars
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  Speaker 3: with my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Sir, I am calling to give you a heads up, okay?
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  Speaker 2: When Rolando goes to concerts such as these, I get very,
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  Speaker 2: very hot.
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  Speaker 3: Again, you're making no sense.
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  Speaker 2: What I am saying is the temperature inside of the body,
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  Speaker 2: it becomes too much. And then I begin to have
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  Speaker 2: my internal temperature body rise. And I start to perspiration.
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  Speaker 2: How do you say this?
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  Speaker 3: You mean sweat?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this.
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  Speaker 2: But I am warning you, when it is time for
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  Speaker 2: Uptown Funk, the funk will not just be on the stage.
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  Speaker 3: I need to do a lingo for this call. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: No, sir, you do not understand, Tomas.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Rolando's pheromones. They are like a prize bull in a
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  Speaker 2: field of cows in heat.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you're a freaking psycho.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever hear the fable of Ferdinand the Bull?
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  Speaker 2: It is just like him released into a stable of
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  Speaker 2: thousands of female cows in mating season. And I cannot
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  Speaker 2: do this to your woman. I must not.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry, dude. She'll be able to control herself. You
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  Speaker 3: sound like a total d * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, the windy pheromones are coming out. The women, they
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  Speaker 2: throw themselves at the feet of Rolando screaming. You can
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  Speaker 2: try to throw a grenade on it, my friend. Throw
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  Speaker 2: your hand a blade, my friend. But I must leave
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  Speaker 2: the door open, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: This is a freaking joke. This must be a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious, dude?
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  Speaker 3: You really don't get it? Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Jose from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Is this a joke?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. You got set up by your girlfriend, Jessica.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. I'm sorry you didn't get it.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been funnier that way.
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  Speaker 3: No, you got me. I mean, I didn't know any
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  Speaker 3: of those lyrics and whatever, but I thought you were
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  Speaker 3: ridiculous sounding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Rolando, he leaves the lyrics. I leave them. I
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  Speaker 2: breathe them. That's what I like.
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  Speaker 3: This is the wrong audience, man.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.