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#4 Phone Tap of 2025: Heavy Heartstrings Inc. · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: The countdown continues with the number four phone tap in
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  Speaker 1: our top ten phone Taps of Christmas, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call a single woman who's been dating for a while,
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  Speaker 1: hasn't quite found her perfect guy yet, so her friends
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  Speaker 1: wanted us to.
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  Speaker 2: Mess with her.
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  Speaker 1: Really sweet, that's why we have a professional service call
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  Speaker 1: her with an incredible romantic opportunity that she should not
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  Speaker 1: pass up. Wow, your number four phone tap of the
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  Speaker 1: year Right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jefferies ten Phone Taps of Christmas, Number four.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Marissa?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sus my name is Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Mattcha maker. I've left you a few voice smails.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen
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  Speaker 3: our ads on two B Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't. I don't have cable.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine, But what our company is known for is
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  Speaker 3: bringing past loves back to the lives of the lonely.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 3: We're not selling anything to you. This service has already
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  Speaker 3: been paid for by your ex Donovan.
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  Speaker 2: What well, don't sound shocked.
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  Speaker 3: He says, you two were close and then split up
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  Speaker 3: like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan paid for our
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  Speaker 3: service and he would like to give you a message.
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  Speaker 1: What is the message?
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  Speaker 4: What's what is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I gotta go. I have work to do.
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  Speaker 3: I have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to
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  Speaker 3: express his emotions. What he's feeling.
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  Speaker 4: I need to go.
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  Speaker 2: What is this I spoke with him?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, what's the message?
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  Speaker 2: He misses you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, he misses you, and he doesn't know what your
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  Speaker 3: relationship status is right now, but he thinks of you fondly.
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  Speaker 4: That's great. I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't ask if you were. What's Let me
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  Speaker 2: get to it. Please.
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  Speaker 3: Do I have a quote from him? He says, my
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  Speaker 3: soul weeps in the shape of your initials. Huh, well,
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was one of our prompts. He asked
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  Speaker 3: a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that
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  Speaker 3: or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what to say right now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say a thing. Just listen.
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  Speaker 3: Because Donovan paid an extra three ninety nine so we
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  Speaker 3: could play your song that you shared in intimate moments.
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  Speaker 4: What that's not our song, man? Okay, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You bye, And that's the only part of the song
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  Speaker 3: I can play. He didn't pay for the full version.
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  Speaker 3: I never did you see right, how much that song
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  Speaker 3: really meant of both of you.
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  Speaker 4: I never listened to that song with him ever.
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  Speaker 3: The whole point is he misses you greatly and he
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  Speaker 3: realizes now.
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  Speaker 2: What he had back.
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  Speaker 4: Then are you joking?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged
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  Speaker 3: to someone else.
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  Speaker 4: What engaged?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh? What the But here's the kicker. He believes
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  Speaker 2: he'd be happier with you.
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  Speaker 4: It's so messed up.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty touching, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's engaged with someone else and then he does this.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 4: What about fiance?
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  Speaker 3: I found out she knows, and she has a message
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  Speaker 3: just for you.
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  Speaker 2: We recorded it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm Marissa.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,
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  Speaker 3: but really I would happily step aside if you would
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  Speaker 3: take Donovan.
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  Speaker 4: Uh are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: This is insane. I know her voice is a little
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  Speaker 3: nasalily or, which is probably why he chose you over her.
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  Speaker 4: It's not him choosing me over this girl.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't even talked to him, and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Engaged well currently, but he's not married.
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  Speaker 4: This was seven years ago. This is so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is a little strange, but at this point
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  Speaker 3: I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a hotel.
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  Speaker 2: For the night.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room
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  Speaker 3: number to go run back into his arms.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not running into anybody's arms. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 4: why he's even setting a message or fiance.
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  Speaker 3: Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I
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  Speaker 3: should just tell you it's a brank phone call before
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  Speaker 3: I lose the signal.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? You heard that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is actually Hose from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Your friends Gabby Lauris set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently you guys were talking about their worst x's
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  Speaker 3: in your lives recently.
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  Speaker 4: I you believe it, man, it's me and Maurrissa.
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  Speaker 2: It's me Donovan, remember me Mander.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't even our song.
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  Speaker 2: It was either between that or Hey, mak Arena. So
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  Speaker 2: I think you chose wisely.
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  Speaker 3: It's not with your number four phone.
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  Speaker 2: Top of twenty twenty five, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 2: Morning