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Phone Tap: Ollie Wants Toads · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: What happens when you work at a pet store and
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  Speaker 2: your manager comes to you and says, have you noticed
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  Speaker 2: there's been some really weird customers coming in here lately?
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  Speaker 2: You contact us and you say, can Jose act even
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  Speaker 2: weirder than he already is.
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  Speaker 1: In normal life? Yes? I get amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's the most ridiculous question ever, because
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  Speaker 2: of course hose can turn down from you in your
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  Speaker 2: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Aquarium in Pets. This is fella speaking, good.
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  Speaker 4: Eye, what the john dorry to you?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Pardon me? Sometimes I forget I'm not in Australia anymore.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Allie. Pleasure to mate you.
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  Speaker 3: Nice to meet you, Ali. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Am I speaking with the manager? A? Yes, gotcha?
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  Speaker 4: So look, oh, I was in your store the other day,
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  Speaker 4: tooling around with my friend Mingo, and Mingo says to me,
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  Speaker 4: He says, a, Olie, do you know if you lick
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  Speaker 4: a sitting type of toad it can make you.
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  Speaker 1: Feel funny all over?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so that reminded me actually in the app back
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  Speaker 4: where I'm from, Oh, I licked a toad once, and
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  Speaker 4: it made me feel strange and tingly all the way down.
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  Speaker 1: Timmy Gobler's.
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  Speaker 3: Ollie, where is this going?
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  Speaker 4: So the passing at the register wasn't looking right, so
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  Speaker 4: Mingo tried.
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  Speaker 1: To lick one.
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  Speaker 3: Wait in our store, That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He licked one of your toads.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty fine, it's not funny. Actually, no one should be
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  Speaker 3: licking anything at our store, especially the animals. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wish you would have had a sewing that
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  Speaker 1: said that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that one.
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  Speaker 1: For that.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty self explanatory.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it would have been helpful either way.
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  Speaker 4: We bought a bunch of these twiny little crocus, all
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  Speaker 4: different coins, took them over to my place, right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, licked every single one of him and nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even feel a twin. Jimmy Mushi's didn't whack.
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  Speaker 3: If you are asking for a refund, we don't do
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  Speaker 3: that here at this store.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not looking for a refund, all right.
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  Speaker 1: My issue is my wife.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand what this has anything to do with
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  Speaker 3: my pet store.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'll explain. She's a wonderful Sheila.
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  Speaker 4: She's tough as an ox and she can box better
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  Speaker 4: than a cano and crack.
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  Speaker 1: But what the tray?
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  Speaker 3: She's not a look at Oh okay, not very.
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  Speaker 1: Easy on the oys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so busy right now. I don't understand what you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, I'm hoping you have another type of toad
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  Speaker 4: or or a fish in the back of some type
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  Speaker 4: of critic that I can lick that will make me
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  Speaker 4: see my wife in a different loid. Are you joking? No,
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  Speaker 4: I really need something, or I'll spend a pretty penny
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  Speaker 4: on it too.
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  Speaker 3: Let me let me get this right. You're calling me
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  Speaker 3: because you came to my store, licked a toad and
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  Speaker 3: tried to hallucinate to change how your wife looks.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, I licked a bench of him. One of them
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  Speaker 4: are kissed on the mouth. He made eye contact. He
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  Speaker 4: was kind of weird. Mingo liked it, though he couldn't
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  Speaker 4: stop looking at the nil little baby eyes. He likes
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  Speaker 4: critics in Australia. Actually, the frogs sometimes they'll try to catch.
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  Speaker 1: You and lick you.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's just actually inaccurate.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I don't even have to hallucinight, even in some
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  Speaker 4: type of temporary blindness.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just need to get the vision out of my.
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  Speaker 3: Eys, the vision of your wife.
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  Speaker 1: Correct. Now we're on the same page. You're a bright one,
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  Speaker 1: that's why you're the manager.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you something. I have a line
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  Speaker 3: queuing right now and I do not have time for this.
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  Speaker 3: So I think you talk to a medical professional, but
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  Speaker 3: not for what you think. You need to talk to
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  Speaker 3: them for you and help.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't quite understand what that means, but you're
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  Speaker 4: I'm also running out of time. This is the end
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  Speaker 4: of the prank phone call, so I about to hang
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  Speaker 4: up on you. But you've been of no help at all.
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  Speaker 1: You do I hope you know that?
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  Speaker 3: Did you just say crank phone boy? Shit?
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  Speaker 1: Did do they do? Thys?
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  Speaker 4: And you have Poults too, because they're on from in Australia.
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  Speaker 4: We do a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 4: Morning and you got set up for a prank me, lady,
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  Speaker 4: you're a coworker.
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  Speaker 1: Jeremy set you up. I don't have an Australian excitent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeh yeah, this is actually Jise for Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning. Your friend Jeremy said, you've been getting
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  Speaker 4: a lot of weirdos in the pet story.
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  Speaker 3: Lately, so many weirdos. Oh my god, you will not believe.
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  Speaker 4: All right, well, coin to do believe? I mean, think
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  Speaker 4: about it. If you have some noise low toads and
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  Speaker 4: then in the back section.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to give him a lickt like are
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  Speaker 3: toes and don't solet anyone to come here and lick them. Believe,
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  Speaker 3: for the love of God.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, did you say toes? Oh that's what
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  Speaker 4: me Wifelys as well. Now you see my problem.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.