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Phone Tap PODCAST: Unapproved Hairstyle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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Speaker 1: this is Casey Ryback calling from human Resources. I was
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Speaker 1: looking to speak with Josh parts Josh, Hi, Josh, I'm
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Speaker 1: sorry to call you at home, but we had a
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Speaker 1: situation come up and I really need to talk to
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Speaker 1: you about it. Okay, what's going on? Well, the company
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Speaker 1: has decided to terminate your employment with us, and we're
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Speaker 1: not going to be needing you to come in tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: What what's going on? Yep, we'll be sending your final
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Speaker 1: check in the mail. You should receive it within four
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Speaker 1: to six business days. A second here, Well, i'm terminating you, sir.
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Speaker 1: I understand that, but why is this happening? Well, as
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Speaker 1: you know, you deliver for us, should say delivered for anyway,
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Speaker 1: we've received a few complaints recently from people who've interacted
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Speaker 1: with you during your stops. What that's ridiculous, Like, I
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Speaker 1: haven't done anything. What kind of complaints would there be? Well,
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Speaker 1: I can only speak for the customers that I talked
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Speaker 1: to on the phone, and they said, when you delivered
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Speaker 1: to their stores, they got creeped out. Creeped out? What
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Speaker 1: does that mean? They said that your haircut scared them.
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Speaker 1: My what my haircut? Yeah? Your haircut, it's just a
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Speaker 1: normal haircut. I don't understand. I mean, I see people
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Speaker 1: at this haircut every day. Haven't you been offended by
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Speaker 1: somebody's hair before? Well, no, not to the extent that
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Speaker 1: I would try to have them fired. Well, I spoke
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Speaker 1: directly with your boss, Robert, and he told me that
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Speaker 1: you did recently change your look. Is that true? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I mean I got a haircut, but nothing out of
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Speaker 1: the ordinary, nothing wild. Well, whatever you did, it's not working.
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Speaker 1: I can tell you that. Are you kidding me? I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. I hope you understand our position. Well, no,
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Speaker 1: I don't really understand. I mean, if I have to
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Speaker 1: change my haircut, that's what I'll do. But I think
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Speaker 1: it's a little ridiculous that I would have to cut
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Speaker 1: my hair just to keep from losing my job. Would
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Speaker 1: you say you'll change your haircut? Yeah, I mean I
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Speaker 1: can't lose my job if there's something just stupid. But
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Speaker 1: if that's what you guys aren't even to do so
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Speaker 1: that I can keep this job, then I guess that's
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Speaker 1: what I'll do perfect. I didn't even think you'd be
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Speaker 1: willing to change it for us, So if you're up
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Speaker 1: for it, we can go over a list of the
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Speaker 1: approved hairstyles and then we can continue your employment. Are
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Speaker 1: you kidding me? No? I'm not. How about this, I'll
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Speaker 1: run down the list and you tell me which haircut
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Speaker 1: you're willing to have. Okay, you can just say no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. Well, it's either this
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Speaker 1: or be fired. So this is so dumb. Fine, just
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Speaker 1: give me the damn list. Okay. So I'll just go
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Speaker 1: down the list and you say yes or no. First
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Speaker 1: hairstyle braids no, okay, a ponytail, no? Are you kidding?
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Speaker 1: How about French braid sort of like a female softball player?
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Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on is no? No? Okay,
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Speaker 1: I've got those all noted. How about pigtail? Would you
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Speaker 1: be willing to wear pigtails? No? All these are girl haircuts.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna dress up like a chick just to
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Speaker 1: do deliveries. I don't care how much you're paying for it. Okay, Well,
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Speaker 1: we do have one haircut for man. Well, I'd love
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Speaker 1: to hear it. Okay, it's a man bun. Are you
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Speaker 1: willing to wear a man bun? No, that's the same
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Speaker 1: as the others. Can you give me something that doesn't
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Speaker 1: involve braids or a bun? Sorry I can't. I mean,
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Speaker 1: you'll wear a man bun if you value your job. Fine, yes,
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Speaker 1: I'll wear it. But I don't even have long enough
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Speaker 1: hair to pull it off. Oh that's okay. We do
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Speaker 1: have some fake man buns for you to wear here,
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Speaker 1: so you can just clip it on until you get
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Speaker 1: a row one. A fake man bun. Yeah, clip on
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Speaker 1: man buns. We've got them. You don't think showing up
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Speaker 1: wearing a fake man bun would be weird for the customers?
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Speaker 1: Well not if the guy telling you to wear the
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Speaker 1: fake man bun was just doing a prank phone call
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Speaker 1: on you, that wouldn't be weird. But oh what, Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is a joke. It's actually Jewel from Brook and
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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.
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Speaker 1: Your boss, Robert set you up. Oh my god, are
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Speaker 1: you seen kidding me? No, your boss told us you
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Speaker 1: got a new haircut recently, and the other drivers wanted
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Speaker 1: to give you crap about it. I can't believe those
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Speaker 1: as they just jealous. Put my new haircut anyway. Whatever, Man,
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Speaker 1: they'd be more jealous if you wore a fake man
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Speaker 1: bone to work. Trust me, I guess so. Man, wake
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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubil funk tabs weekday mornings on
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Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy ninety two point five