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Phone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And there's few moments in life
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  Speaker 1: that are more frustrating and stressful than getting into a
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  Speaker 1: car crash, not just the accident, but afterwards, dealing with
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  Speaker 1: the insurance companies, dealing with the other driver their insurance company. Today,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make that difficult process even more difficult
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  Speaker 1: because our own Jose Bolanos poses as one woman's claims adjuster.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that title means. I bet
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  Speaker 1: very unique way of handling her case, and it might
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  Speaker 1: just send her over the edge. You'll hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now. It's another Takes
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety five. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Daniel. I'm a claims adjuster for insurance. Is
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  Speaker 1: this zoeys? This is her? Hi? Zoe? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I got a message that your car was an offender
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  Speaker 1: bender recently. Yeah, it happened a few days ago. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry to hear that. But you know it's a
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  Speaker 1: good thing you have insurance. That's what we're here for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Well, anyway, I do need to get a
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  Speaker 1: statement from you and just get the details about what happened,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, Okay, tell me exactly what happened
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  Speaker 1: from your perspective. Well, I was about two blocks from
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  Speaker 1: my house and there was a stop sign and I
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  Speaker 1: was turning right. What was that? I'm sorry, what was what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry it sounded like a typewriter. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is a typewriter. I'm just writing down what you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me. You're using a hypewriter to take my statement? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I sure am. Call me a little old fashioned. I
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  Speaker 1: just I'm not a big tech guy, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: I haven't quite made the full switch to a computer yet. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's weird. I've just I've never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not traditional, but we get the job done.
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  Speaker 1: So where were we You said something about a stop sign. Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. So I just I turned into the lane
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  Speaker 1: and then they sideswiped to me and right, Can you
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  Speaker 1: slow down actually give me a favor. Can you just
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  Speaker 1: start over for me? That'd be awesome? Thank you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? No, I'm not. It's you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a typewriter. So let's if you mess up
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  Speaker 1: on the typewriter, do you have to like start the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing again. Oh, don't worry about all that. I'll
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  Speaker 1: take care of all the business stuff on my end.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just know where's the p Oh my gosh. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so stupid. Well, she basically sideswipe me. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn right. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You
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  Speaker 1: know you caught me at a bad time. I was
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  Speaker 1: at the very end right there, and I have to
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  Speaker 1: let the typewriter start. So what was the last word
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  Speaker 1: you said? This is going to take really long to explain,
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  Speaker 1: because if you have to keep starting over, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: take a couple of hours. You know, I can go
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  Speaker 1: faster if that's the issue. Okay, I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: be thorough because I may make mistakes if I go faster.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, if you go faster and you
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  Speaker 1: make mistakes, I'm gonna have to retell my story. Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct, I can go through with some white out
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  Speaker 1: later and try to fix it. Okay, just to start again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a professional man. Let's do this. I know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. Okay, here to help. And if my statement
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  Speaker 1: is wrong, then I won't get my claim won't get
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  Speaker 1: handled if my statement is wrong, which is why we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be patient and we're gonna go through this together.
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  Speaker 1: So I get all the details correct. Okay, fine, I
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  Speaker 1: will retell my story one more time, give you another chance.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you can keep up. I think I'm ready for this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm warmed up now, so let's go. Okay, here I go, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here I go. I was two blocks from my house.
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  Speaker 1: There was a stop sign, and I turned right at
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  Speaker 1: the stop sign, and as I was turning right, some
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  Speaker 1: one merged into me and sif flight, Oh god, come on?
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you freaking kidding me? Right now? Wrong? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? I just misspelled eight words in a row.
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  Speaker 1: One eight words, But then therefore my claim is not
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  Speaker 1: going to be correct. Do you want me to go fast?
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  Speaker 1: And you're talking a million miles a minute? What am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Okay? Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 1: You're the professional here. Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 1: Yelling at you? Because I feel like I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: hell of a job right now. This is the fastest
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  Speaker 1: I've ever typed on this typewriter. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going as fast as I can. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how you got this job? What do you mean? How
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  Speaker 1: did I get this job? Oh? Oh, now I'm typing
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  Speaker 1: that out? How she fired this? Damn it? I misspelled
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  Speaker 1: job And now I gotta start over. Stop typing. There
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  Speaker 1: we go starting over? You a ranking you with a supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: This is not real. What's the funny? I do not
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  Speaker 1: have a type writer on I'm so sorry, Zoe. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean you don't have a typewriter. My name's
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  Speaker 1: jose I want a show called Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. It's
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  Speaker 1: a prank. A prank. What kind of prank is this?
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  Speaker 1: Your friend of on set you up? She said you
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  Speaker 1: pranked her once, like putting like fake cockroaches in her purse,
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  Speaker 1: so she wanted to get you back. Oh oh my god. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: were those sound attacks? Yeah? Yeah, it's the magic of radio.
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  Speaker 1: I can play more too. Listen to this. I was
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  Speaker 1: getting so frustrated. Slow down, you were getting what are
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  Speaker 1: oh oh you like that? Oh yeah, the week up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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