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Phone Tap PODCAST: Twerk Academy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today a woman
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  Speaker 1: wanted to set up her boyfriend for a prank. And
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  Speaker 1: she told us that the two of them both work
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  Speaker 1: out a lot, and she gets hit on all the
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  Speaker 1: time by random dudes and it makes him really jealous.
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  Speaker 1: So what's gonna happen when the manliest of men on
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  Speaker 1: this show calls him up and starts asking questions about
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  Speaker 1: his girl? Are you referring to yourself? Obviously? I'm referring
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  Speaker 1: to myself. That's cute. It's about to be a full
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  Speaker 1: on browarro. Bro. We're gonna turn the testosterone up to
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  Speaker 1: ten by having me speak through a voice changer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: to make me sound even more masculine than I already asked,
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  Speaker 1: grow your hair chest here out for this one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You might not even recognize it, but you'll hear it
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  Speaker 1: in your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: he is Riley there, can take a message. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: tell her Marcus called. Okay, Marcus, what's this about? Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this real? Quick? This is her boyfriend Dominic? Oh hey,
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  Speaker 1: dom what's up? Dominic? Yeah? Cool? I'm sorry, bro. I
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  Speaker 1: still don't get why you're calling though. Well, so I
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  Speaker 1: met Riley after seeing her in zooma class and when
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  Speaker 1: I was watching you're at Jimy, you're watching my girl dance. No,
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  Speaker 1: not like that, bro. How was it like then? Bro? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a dance fitness instructor and I thought she'd be
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  Speaker 1: perfect for a new class that we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: rolling out, and I told her about it. She expressed interest.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just calling to see if she wants to
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  Speaker 1: give the three pm class a go. She'll be at
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  Speaker 1: work then, so she can't do that. Just tell her
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  Speaker 1: that Marcus from Twerque Academy called Quark Academy. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: the name of the gym, Twerque Academy. No, that's the
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  Speaker 1: fitness class that we're going to be starting up, all right.
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  Speaker 1: It combines club dance, hip hop, pole dancing with an
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  Speaker 1: emphasis on twerking and they do this at the gym,
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  Speaker 1: not this class. We're going to do this one at
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  Speaker 1: Gentleman's Club, the strip club. Yeah, we take over in
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  Speaker 1: the afternoon before it officially opens, and then we get everything.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to recruit my girl as a stripper. No, Bro, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I told you it's com Bro. Just tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: going on here. Okay, Bro, I told you it's a
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  Speaker 1: fitness class. We just do it at a strip club
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  Speaker 1: because the polls are already there. It's just a convenience thing.
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  Speaker 1: And she said that she was interested in this, Yes
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  Speaker 1: she did. It's a great workout. The poll work awesome
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  Speaker 1: for your core. Twerking is amazing. Card. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what's awesome for, dude, don't try to tell me
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  Speaker 1: on it. I'm not taking the class. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: be interested in this to charity. Pay you for this, bro, Bro, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's free, calling me Bro, it's free, right, that's right, Bud.
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  Speaker 1: Zero dollars out of your pocket. Chief. Hilarious. Bro, So
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  Speaker 1: you teach this tworking class for free out of the
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  Speaker 1: kindness of your heart. I mean, we do make some
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  Speaker 1: money too, but oh oh you make money? How do
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  Speaker 1: you make money? Well, because I let some guys in
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  Speaker 1: to watch and then they throw money on the stage
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  Speaker 1: while the girls work out a strip club. Bro, it's
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  Speaker 1: not stripping, it's twerking academy. Hey, Bro, my girl isn't
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  Speaker 1: a stripper. Okay, Bro, you got me wrong. Okay, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a stripper thing. All right, Well, it sure
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  Speaker 1: sounds like it. She don't have to take her clothes
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  Speaker 1: off unless she wants to. It's totally She's not going
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  Speaker 1: to work at a strip club, So don't call back.
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  Speaker 1: She actually sent me a text yesterday about it. Can
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  Speaker 1: I read it? She sent you a text. I'll read
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  Speaker 1: it right now. I'm to pull it up here and
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  Speaker 1: says she says, this is Riley. Will you please prank
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend by telling him I signed up for a
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  Speaker 1: twerk academy on the radio? What you catch that? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? What's going on
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  Speaker 1: is my name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Yeah, I've been using a voice changer
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  Speaker 1: to make myself sound more masculine and Broye, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you were calling stripper dude. No, just to be
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  Speaker 1: a twerker while some gentlemen watch and throw money at her.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Is this her idea? Is it's your guy's idea,
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  Speaker 1: It was your girlfriend's idea. She said she's going to
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  Speaker 1: be taking a new dance class, but she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: freak you out by saying it's going to be a
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  Speaker 1: torque class instead. Oh dude, I totally spot it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you would actually kind of do that. Now
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  Speaker 1: you sound kind of excited about it a little bit. Yeah. Nice, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the strip club and watch your girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: t work together every morning with two point five