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Phone Tap: Real Pain in the Realtor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever we do these, there's
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  Speaker 1: different strategies that we can use where we can hit
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  Speaker 1: them with a shocking piece of information right off the bat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or we can slow play them, get them to think
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  Speaker 1: that we're buddies and we're friends. And then, oh, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, you got 16 Australian exchange students coming to
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  Speaker 1: your house today and they're all bringing kegs of beer. Bye. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but today we tried a whole new strategy. Oh, interesting.
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  Speaker 1: It's called... Fill in the blank. As an example, we'll
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  Speaker 1: try it right now. So, Brooke, this morning, Alexis' face looks...
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  Speaker 1: Fill in the blank. Tired. Wow. What did I do
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  Speaker 1: to deserve this? Is this the tap? You could see
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  Speaker 1: how this could be frustrating for the other person. That's
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  Speaker 1: what we tried with a lady who lives next door
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  Speaker 1: to a house that is on the market, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not selling. It's time for your phone. Alexis. Phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Is this, uh, Chandra? Oh, it's a Shannon. Are you
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  Speaker 1: looking for Shannon? Are you the resident at Tino nine drive? Uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. Who are you on the real estate agent
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  Speaker 1: for the Parker house next door? Oh, oh, right, right, right. Yeah. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? What can I do for you? Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're probably aware of the property has been on the
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  Speaker 1: market for almost a month with no buyers. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling I know what the issue is.
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  Speaker 1: And I think you do too. I do? I think
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  Speaker 1: we both know. The house isn't selling because... Fill in
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  Speaker 1: the blank. Sorry, you interrupted me. Oh, okay. So now
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  Speaker 1: I have to start over. So the house next door
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  Speaker 1: is not attracting new buyers because... Because... I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Wow. I thought this was
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  Speaker 1: a well-read neighborhood. My statistics said everybody in the area
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  Speaker 1: had a four-year degree. I'm sorry. It appears there's been
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a leakage to the dome of
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  Speaker 1: knowledge and self-awareness in this community. I'm sorry. What are
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  Speaker 1: you saying? Can you just spell it out? What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: All right. This is absolutely a disaster. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: make this easier for you, and I totally appreciate... Where
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  Speaker 1: you grew up probably wasn't an option for higher-level learning.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Regular learning in general. Are you talking about, like,
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  Speaker 1: me and my family? Oh. Oh. Bing, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that. She got there. What? I'm sorry. What's
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  Speaker 1: your name again? You know what? You're the realtor next door?
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  Speaker 1: Let's just go right into the multiple-choice round. What? The
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  Speaker 1: house is not selling because, A, They have a s * * * realtor. A.
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  Speaker 1: I choose A. No, we can strike that one. We
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  Speaker 1: know that's not true. Is it option B? It's overpriced. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. That can't be it, because if you know
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  Speaker 1: Chet Rockford, nothing's overpriced. Is that you? Did you just
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  Speaker 1: use your name in third person? Okay, so A and
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  Speaker 1: B have been struck from the list. Moving on to
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  Speaker 1: option C. Could it be this house is not selling
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  Speaker 1: because of the undesirables next door? Oh, no. The undesirables?
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about me and my family? This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. What was your name? Chet, what? It's
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  Speaker 1: going to take you too long to write it down
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  Speaker 1: because it's more than three letters. So let's go back
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  Speaker 1: to the multiple choice. Wow. There's only one correct answer here,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to select it. Dude, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time for this. You're insulting me. I don't know. Okay, fine.
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  Speaker 1: We won't play the game anymore because obviously someone's a
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  Speaker 1: poor sport that hates handsome realtors who are great at
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  Speaker 1: their job. No, dude. I've seen you across the property.
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  Speaker 1: You're a f * * *. joke. Listen, we're getting
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  Speaker 1: off track here. I want you to know, I think
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  Speaker 1: you have a beautiful home. I don't care. I really do.
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  Speaker 1: It's just, I'm wondering, have you told the bank that
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  Speaker 1: your landscaping's filed for bankruptcy? What? You're literally sitting here
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  Speaker 1: making excuses when the reason is literally, go look in
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  Speaker 1: the mirror. Do you have a mirror near you? Go
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  Speaker 1: look in the mirror. I appreciate your advice. Now let
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  Speaker 1: me give you some of mine. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: be able to sell this place, especially because your bushes
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  Speaker 1: are basically fighting for their lives and your mailbox looks
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  Speaker 1: like a Breaking Bad drug drop-off zone. Jesus Christ, coming
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  Speaker 1: from you. No, it's not coming from me. That's coming
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  Speaker 1: from your sister, Wendy, who set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: prank call. You know what? Just be a man. Like,
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  Speaker 1: whatever riddle you're trying to do or whatever, just come
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  Speaker 1: out with it. Just say it. No, it's not a riddle.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. You're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: My name is actually Jeff from the show, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm sorry, Shannon, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. I am like shaking right now.
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  Speaker 1: Let me put this pen down that I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to write your name. I know. Yeah, your sister Wendy
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  Speaker 1: told us the house next door hasn't been selling. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you think the real estate agent's been giving you
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  Speaker 1: some side eye during it, so she thought we could
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. The fill in the blank was, I
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  Speaker 1: was literally like, if I could strangle someone through the phone. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that was, wow. I think what's wow is the colors
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  Speaker 1: that you put on your shutters outside. That's more of
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  Speaker 1: the wow. Yeah. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.