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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, we're dealing with real life stuff here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 2: The workplace is in turmoil. People are quitting their jobs
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  Speaker 2: all the time for sure, and one woman is really
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  Speaker 2: stressed out trying to fill an open sales position at
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  Speaker 2: her company. Oh man, she needs someone who's experienced, assertive
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  Speaker 2: and direct. Oh okay, that's why the perfect person for
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  Speaker 2: the job is calling up to interview this morning.
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  Speaker 3: His name is Timid Benjamin. Oh no, he's a headache.
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  Speaker 2: He is going to nail this new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another.
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  Speaker 4: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is this Dana.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, man, as you're speaking.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Benjamin. I'm supposed to call this number
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  Speaker 3: for a job interview, right.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you're you're applying for that sales position.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I would. I would like that job very much.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I think I have some notes here. You know,
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  Speaker 5: Evan is that who recommended? Yeah, Evan recommended you.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hm that that's correct. He's being total one hundred
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  Speaker 3: about that.
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  Speaker 5: No cap, I'm sorry. What was that that you just said?
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  Speaker 3: I said, no cap, No cap. Mh cool people say
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  Speaker 3: it sometimes, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm cool, no cap.
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 5: You want to tell me a little bit about your experience?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, so my last job? Do you do
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  Speaker 3: you think we could pause the interview for un momento?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that that's Spanish for one moment. I learned
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  Speaker 3: it on Rosetta Stone. What okay, but I just I
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  Speaker 3: need to pause. I really like to drink some water.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, have a drink of water then, Benjamin, Benjamin, I
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  Speaker 5: kind of need to get moving here. Could you let
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  Speaker 5: me know about your experience so that we could move
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  Speaker 5: this interview along? Okay? Okay, Benjamin you okay.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm still a little thirsty.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of a lot of things to do, so
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  Speaker 5: I'd really good if we just told me about your experience.
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  Speaker 3: I do think that I could really impress you. I know,
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  Speaker 3: the water thing was not a good look. Maybe I
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  Speaker 3: should have drank before I came.
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  Speaker 5: That would have been a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: But if you give me just one shot, one opportunity
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  Speaker 3: to do all that you ever wanted in one moment.
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  Speaker 3: Are you don't recapture it?
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  Speaker 5: Are you like singing a song right now? Or like,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on right now?
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  Speaker 3: I as a it's a hardcore rap.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I don't want to offend you or anything, but nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 5: nothing from what you have said. Scream sales to me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you want me to scream?
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  Speaker 5: Because I no, no, No, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: You can scream no sales.
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  Speaker 5: What I mean is I don't think you know? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: if that was a scream, I don't know what that was.
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  Speaker 3: I was just letting out the demons.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you know what, Benjamin, I have a lot of
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  Speaker 5: work to do and I have to Actually.
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  Speaker 3: Let's I want to try role playing a sales scenario
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I really don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Like just say hello like you answered the phone. I
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  Speaker 3: promise you won't regret it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I will give you one chance, one chance, real.
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  Speaker 3: Real quick before we start in this fictional phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Or are you a scorpio?
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  Speaker 5: What did I have to do with this?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 5: Are we going to do this or not sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I just I don't get along with scorpios.
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  Speaker 5: Benjamin, so I'd like to know it does not matter.
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  Speaker 5: I'm about to hang up the phone on you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you got it, boss. You could just say hello.
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  Speaker 5: Fine, I'm just gonna say hello, Hello, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: You better buy some insurance from me or else or else?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I know. A big knock on me is that
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sounding super assertive. That's why I said or else. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I could really let loose on you.
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  Speaker 5: So I have to go. It was really a pleasure
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  Speaker 5: talking with you, and I'm glad I won't have to
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  Speaker 5: do it again.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you can't go until I tell you that my
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  Speaker 3: real name isn't Benjamin.
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  Speaker 5: This is insane. This is an insane call.
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  Speaker 3: It's insane. It's insane that you fell for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call from a radio station. Wait what yeah, buckets, swish.
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  Speaker 5: What is happening?
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  Speaker 3: I get hold it together anymore names.
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  Speaker 4: My name's actually jeff I'm from the radio show Broke
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 4: tap on you, Dana.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you are not Yeah, that was the
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  Speaker 5: weirdest call I've ever had in my life.
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  Speaker 4: This was all set up by your employee, Evan. He
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  Speaker 4: reached out to us.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, he just said that you guys had a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of interviews lined up for this position and he
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  Speaker 4: wanted to mess with you a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: He totally did. I can't believe it, and I can't
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  Speaker 5: believe I yelled at you.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I know you don't like my sales pitch, but I
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  Speaker 3: just need a little drink of water.
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