Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium
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- 0:16Speaker 2: Let's prank someone. Huh. Yeah, Today we call a guy
- 0:20Speaker 2: who is getting married this upcoming.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Weekend, this weekend, this.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Weekend for the big day. His wife told him she'd
- 0:29Speaker 2: handle all of the wedding planning, the venue, the flowers, invitations, everything.
- 0:33Speaker 2: That's probably best.
- 0:34Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably normal.
- 0:35Speaker 2: H She just put him in charge of one thing,
- 0:39Speaker 2: booking their honeymoon. Oh, that's it, okay. And he knows
- 0:43Speaker 2: that he cannot screw it up.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Huh.
- 0:46Speaker 2: So that's why we call from the hotel to say
- 0:48Speaker 2: you screwed it up. So you'll hear how he reacts
- 0:52Speaker 2: in your phone. Tap right now another. Hello, good morning,
- 1:01Speaker 2: This is Ernest Clutterbuck from the hotel Jamaica. Is this
- 1:05Speaker 2: a mister Patrick?
- 1:07Speaker 3: Yeah, this is How's it going great?
- 1:09Speaker 2: I'm just calling to confirm your reservation with us.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:13Speaker 2: Yeah, So two weeks from today. We have you booked
- 1:15Speaker 2: in our honeymoon suite for a little over a week.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Is that correct?
- 1:20Speaker 3: It's this weekend on the twenty third, not the other weekend.
- 1:25Speaker 2: After No, No, I have you on the thirty first here.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Well, what's a mistake. Oh yeah, are.
- 1:32Speaker 2: You sure about that? Can can you double check your information?
- 1:35Speaker 3: I think I know when I'm getting married? Yeah, we
- 1:38Speaker 3: have our flights, books and everything.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Congratulations. Congratulations on the marriage, by the way.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Thank you so much. There must be some miscommunication. Can
- 1:45Speaker 3: you talk to the person who ever did the reservation?
- 1:48Speaker 2: Let me just take a look real quick. Okay, let
- 1:52Speaker 2: me just go speak with them real quick. All right, Yes, please,
- 1:56Speaker 2: thank you? Please hold.
- 2:03Speaker 3: God just.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Sorr. Are you still there? Patrick?
- 2:08Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the strangest told music I've ever heard.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Doesn't matter?
- 2:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah sorry, DMX is one of our investors.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Right, well he was, doesn't matter. Did you find out
- 2:18Speaker 3: about the reservation more important? Yes?
- 2:20Speaker 2: Yes, So I spoke with Jackson and he says it
- 2:24Speaker 2: was your fault.
- 2:26Speaker 3: What are you talking about? It's on the twenty third.
- 2:29Speaker 2: That's not what Jackson told me.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Well, I don't care what Jackson told you. Jackson's a idiot.
- 2:34Speaker 2: Okay, Well, unfortunately, sir, there's not a whole lot that
- 2:37Speaker 2: I can do about it now because they have an
- 2:39Speaker 2: Italian couple in there, the Popolardo's, and they booked it
- 2:42Speaker 2: almost a year ago.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I don't give up about the Popolardos.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Well, are you sure about that? Because they're a pretty
- 2:48Speaker 2: big deal. I mean you might know Vinnie Popolardo no
- 2:51Speaker 2: is the ft Acini king of Abrezia.
- 2:53Speaker 3: I don't care if he's the spaghetti Emperor. I just
- 2:56Speaker 3: don't care, dude.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Will you being a little bit rude now, sir?
- 2:59Speaker 3: If nothing personal against the Papalardo, Paparazcho, whatever toasta.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Guy that is Benny Poplardo.
- 3:06Speaker 3: Okay, Benny Popolardo. You need to figure out how we're
- 3:09Speaker 3: going to resolve this. Because our flights are booked. We
- 3:11Speaker 3: will be there.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Look, sir, I hear you. I understand that you're frustrated,
- 3:16Speaker 2: but unfortunately I can't kick the Popolardo's out their VIPs
- 3:19Speaker 2: here at the hotel, and I know mister and Missus
- 3:21Speaker 2: Popolardo really enjoy their romantic time in the extra large
- 3:25Speaker 2: bathtub in the honeymoon suite.
- 3:27Speaker 3: How do you even know that.
- 3:29Speaker 2: They left a very nice review for us last time
- 3:31Speaker 2: they stayed.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Do you understand that I'm going to be in Okay?
- 3:35Speaker 3: They can't work this out?
- 3:36Speaker 2: You know what, I've actually thought of something I can
- 3:38Speaker 2: ring up to the Popolardo's room and see if maybe
- 3:41Speaker 2: we can work something out with them. Is that okay?
- 3:45Speaker 3: Please? Yes?
- 3:45Speaker 2: Great?
- 3:46Speaker 3: Do whatever you need to do to make this work.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Please? Hold?
- 3:52Speaker 3: What's the.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Patrick news?
- 4:01Speaker 3: What? What is it?
- 4:02Speaker 2: The Fetichini King is not against young Love?
- 4:06Speaker 3: Right, so what does that even mean? I'll be good
- 4:08Speaker 3: for the twenty third? Then?
- 4:09Speaker 2: So I told him your story and how it's your
- 4:11Speaker 2: first time getting married, and keep in mind he just
- 4:13Speaker 2: had his seventh. So he said, for two hundred bucks,
- 4:17Speaker 2: he will move aside for young Love.
- 4:20Speaker 3: So let me get this straight. You guys are gonna
- 4:22Speaker 3: pay him two hundred to move out because I've already
- 4:24Speaker 3: paid for the room. No, no, no month ago.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Remember Patrick, I spoke with Jackson and he said this
- 4:28Speaker 2: was all your fault. So I'm just doing whatever I
- 4:30Speaker 2: can to help you here.
- 4:32Speaker 3: I can't even believe that this is how you're handling business.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Charge me the extra two hundred. I can't afford for
- 4:38Speaker 3: this to go wrong.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Okay, great, Yes, so I have permission to charge your card? Yeah, okay, perfect,
- 4:44Speaker 2: hold on just one second.
- 4:48Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 4:54Speaker 2: All right, Patrick, so you are all set for this weekend.
- 4:57Speaker 2: You'll see the two thousand dollars charge on your card shore.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Oh you said two hundred. You said two hundred, yes.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Well two hundred per night.
- 5:05Speaker 3: What do the math? Dude?
- 5:07Speaker 2: Patrick? I just asked you if you agreed to this,
- 5:09Speaker 2: and you said, yes, charge my card.
- 5:11Speaker 3: I said, charge my card for two hundred, not two thousands.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Now I'm starting to believe Jackson was right on this.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Oh you're starting to believe Jackson.
- 5:20Speaker 2: I don't know if I can trust you.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Oh my god, I am. I'm done with you. You're chat okay, Well,
- 5:27Speaker 3: get me your manager.
- 5:28Speaker 2: The only person who's supervising me is your fiance, Allison.
- 5:31Speaker 2: So would you like me to put her on the
- 5:33Speaker 2: line because she's the one that sets you up for
- 5:35Speaker 2: this prank call? Oh my god, your fiance Allison set
- 5:41Speaker 2: you up. She said that for the wedding, she only
- 5:43Speaker 2: gave you one task to book the honeymoon, and thought
- 5:45Speaker 2: it'd be funny to mess with you.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Dude. My heart is like beating out of my chest
- 5:49Speaker 3: right now. Like I thought I was gonna collact.
- 5:50Speaker 2: All right, just please hold one second.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Gods a little off friend.
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