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Phone Tap: Funzie the Funeral Clown · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I bet you guys didn't know this. It's Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. But hiring clowns, yeah, still a thing. Yeah,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: look at that, Brook. Your family's proud lineage is being
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  Speaker 1: carried on by a chosen few.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: How do you think that we can afford clown college
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  Speaker 2: for the family?
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing?
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  Speaker 3: Got it?
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  Speaker 1: So when we get a request to mess with a
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  Speaker 1: guy who works as a professional party clown named Funsie,
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  Speaker 1: we said yes please, and we booked him for the
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  Speaker 1: most uncomfortable get together possible. In your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I was given this number from entertainment. Are you
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: James the clown guy? Oh? My god, Funsie the party clown?
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Is it is that you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Betty. Betty would not Oh, I hired you
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: to work an event this Saturday.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, they shouldn't have given you my direct phone number though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry about that, but I just didn't want
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  Speaker 2: you to be surprised when you showed up to the address.
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  Speaker 3: Provided I understand what you mean.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be my plus one to a funeral?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, a funeral?
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  Speaker 2: Yes see, my boss really old, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: But he just passed away. What everybody loved him. That's
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  Speaker 2: kind of the problem because there's probably gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: lot of crying. Oh my gosh, So I need somebody
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  Speaker 2: to come in and help lighten the mood.
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  Speaker 3: You want to bring a clown as a guest to
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  Speaker 3: your boxes? What burial?
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  Speaker 2: The way you say it, it's making it sound weird.
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  Speaker 3: That's because it's weird. It is weird.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't understand. You see me and
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: this one coworker, we have a bet where I get
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: one hundred bucks if no one cries at the funeral service.
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  Speaker 2: And I read on the website that you do all
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: sorts of stuff like the unicycle tricks, balloon animals.
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  Speaker 1: My god, if you do.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: Those, there is no way people are gonna cry.
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  Speaker 3: You're not serious?
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  Speaker 2: Are you a hundred percent serious?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: There's one hundred dollars on the line, Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I can't lose that, but I okay, so, but I
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  Speaker 3: cost eighty dollars an.
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  Speaker 2: Hour, Okay, yeah, whatever. To be honest, it's not really
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  Speaker 2: about the money. It's just I love winning.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: I don't understand, and I'm just assuming the family probably
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  Speaker 3: has no idea if this is happening, That's what it
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  Speaker 3: sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they will know when you try to climb into
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  Speaker 2: the coffin with my boss. What is that funny?
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  Speaker 3: How is that funny? How is that funny? Climbing into
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  Speaker 3: the coffin with a dead guy?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're not actually gonna get in, Okay, No, he's
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: take one of those little tiny step ladders. Oh my god,
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: those are hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Do you actually know what hilarious means? This is the
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  Speaker 3: opposite picture.
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  Speaker 1: It, picture it, Liza.
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  Speaker 2: You're not thinking right, okay, because you're gonna be standing
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  Speaker 2: on top of the little tidy ladder like looking down
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  Speaker 2: at the body and making one of those sleepy gesture
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  Speaker 2: faces back to the congregation.
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  Speaker 3: How was that funny? You're completely messed up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on, I already paid for your services.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. Honestly, you need to call company and
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: tell them this was a funeral. You didn't. Hold on?
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  Speaker 2: Now, hold on, where's the fun silly energy they described
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  Speaker 2: on the website. You're using awfully serious for a clown.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: You're trying to hire me to go to a funeral.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: Does somebody need to squirt themselves in the face with
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: a flower?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Got me. Oh my god, that's actually a great idea.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: What if you use some of the flowers from the funeral.
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  Speaker 3: And lady what, I don't know what makes you think
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  Speaker 3: like that would ever be okay to do. I'm not
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: doing it. Don't get anybody else to do it. That's
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  Speaker 3: not okay?
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  Speaker 2: Fine, Fine, we could tone it down.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing any tricks. Come on, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: showing up to your boss's funeral. This is not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: How about you just do the never ending handkerchief right
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  Speaker 2: out of my boss's mouth.
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: Whatever end? You're actually crazy.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, got me? I am kind of messed up because
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: I actually work on a radio show and we do
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: prank phone calls like this one. What I'm saying this
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: is actually broke from the show Brooke and Jeffrey in
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: the Morning, and your friend Mitchell set you up for
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: It's a joke.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: It's all a prank, this part. Yeah, yes, I'm actually joking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Your buddy says you both work as entertainers of this
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  Speaker 2: party company and he wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious. When it's a joke, Oh my god.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: Or you need to tap into a market you didn't
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: even realize was available to clowns. I think funzies getting
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: a promotion.
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  Speaker 3: I better get a promotion.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning