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Phone Tap: The Ultimate Pizza Jingle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. The year
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  Speaker 1: was nineteen ninety eight when a little restaurant called Chilies
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  Speaker 1: came out with a TV ad that rocked the world.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
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  Speaker 1: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I
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  Speaker 1: want my baby back. Decades later, it's still stuck in
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  Speaker 1: our heads, and even Alexis knows why, which proves that
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  Speaker 1: the simplest of phrases with a little tune behind it
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  Speaker 1: can get stuck in your head and make you buy
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  Speaker 1: an unhealthy amount of ribs. And one guy who owns
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  Speaker 1: a small pizza chain recently hired a marketing company to
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  Speaker 1: see if he could get a jingle for his business. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know who's more than happy to help. I'm guessing
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  Speaker 1: it's you, Jeffrey. It isn't me, it's our resident jingle
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  Speaker 1: mensa Jose Balan. Yeah, in your phone, tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hey is this Tony? Uh? Yeah, who's this? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Man? My name's Peter. I'm with the marketing
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  Speaker 1: firm you hired, Creative. How you doing? Oh? Oh okay, good? Good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? Well? I'm happy i'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to you. They assigned me to come up with a
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  Speaker 1: jingle for your new pizza place commercial, Lucky you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome. I've been looking forward to this. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: i've been swamps. I'm sorry if it took me a second.
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  Speaker 1: But the note for my boss here says that you
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  Speaker 1: wanted someone with experience in this area, and uh, you
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  Speaker 1: got your guy. Good. I don't know if you know this,
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  Speaker 1: but I came up with the whopper jingle. Oh really
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  Speaker 1: you know? Whopper Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Whopper.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. That's me, and that was you.
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  Speaker 1: Huh Well, I mean there was a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: on it. It's a tough jingle to come up with.
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  Speaker 1: I was the one who came up with the third whopper,
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  Speaker 1: Whopper Whopper, and then I thought, hey what about another Whopper?
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  Speaker 1: Now history's made, Peter. I don't have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time right now? So, um, did you come up with
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  Speaker 1: a jingle for me? Or I want to do this
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  Speaker 1: other time? Yeah? So, look, I've been poking around at it, right,
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  Speaker 1: trying to come up with different angles. Give you something new,
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  Speaker 1: exciting and something catch you. Okay, what about this? Pizza pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
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  Speaker 1: We could keep going pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Right, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're joking, right, No, I'm not. Man, that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get stuck in people's heads. That's just like the last one.
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  Speaker 1: You're just saying about the whopper, and that one was huge, right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it, but it's everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I want mine to be different from that. Well, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Pizza is different than whoppers. Have you have you even
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  Speaker 1: looked at our website? I mean, have you looked at
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  Speaker 1: our menu? Would you our mission statement? You know that
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  Speaker 1: we source local products, We're all about the community. Is okay?
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  Speaker 1: You're right, I remember this part on the website. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's try this. Are you ready? Okay? Yep? Sausage sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage,
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  Speaker 1: fried it's saa. It's just because you guys have local
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  Speaker 1: sausage makers or something. I don't remember. But okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: not really listening to me, so I'm gonna be very specific.
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  Speaker 1: I do not want my jingle to be that tune
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  Speaker 1: at all. I don't want any resemblance to that tune.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it in my jingle. You
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  Speaker 1: are giving me a challenge here. I like it. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to think outside of the box. This
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be a challenge. This should be an original like
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  Speaker 1: that one word over and over again. I want okay
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  Speaker 1: my shot? Yeah, okay, you got me? Yeah yeah, hold it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me think about this for a second.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I gotta I gotta get the brainstorm going.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's just starting to rain up there. How about this? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how about this? I could do something pepperoni, pepperoni, pepper No,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't use too many syllables. Do you hear what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I mean, I don't want any word repeated?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Okay, hold on, I got something. Look, this
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  Speaker 1: idea is a little bit out there, but I want
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  Speaker 1: you to stay with me on this. Okay, follow me.
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  Speaker 1: I know you specialize in pizza, right, yes, pizza, that's
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  Speaker 1: what we do, got it? But not fifteen times in
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  Speaker 1: a row? Okay, but would you be open to selling
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  Speaker 1: burgers that way? We could do whopper whopper, whopper, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no better, Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger, brilliant. It wrote itself.
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  Speaker 1: You see, this is why I'm on the job, right. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's no, this is why you're off the job. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: WHOA done? Hold on? Hired? Done? Let hold on, I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that stupid jingle again. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is the first time we've worked together,
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  Speaker 1: but are you angry? Let me ask you this? Are
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  Speaker 1: you stupid? Hold on? Let me brainstorm? Hold on? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you have a stupid stupid stupid Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm actually stupid. Here it is. That's really fun?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Phone taps aren't great because Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey just pranked you. Wait what this is actually Jose
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  Speaker 1: from The Raider Show, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone time. I was ready to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Yeah? Your best friend John saying
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  Speaker 1: you up. He said you've been obsessed, trying to come
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  Speaker 1: up with a jingle or some kind of marketing for
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  Speaker 1: your chain lately. Man, Oh no, I'm gonna kill him.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you just did it. That's it. Kill him,
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  Speaker 1: killing him, kill him, kill him, stab him, did and
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  Speaker 1: maybe slap them. Oh my god, I just I am
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  Speaker 1: a money making machine, Tony, Oh boy, are you not?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: morning