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Phone Tap: Surprise! Your Birthday Is Ruined · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's almost
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  Speaker 1: time to get somebody with the prank call. And today
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's how the cool people say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And today our targets a guy who's one week away
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  Speaker 1: from turning thirty years old. So his girlfriend contacted us
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  Speaker 1: and told us all the necessary information, and then we
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  Speaker 1: put the absolute worst person in charge of his big
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  Speaker 1: surprise party. That would be Jose. Do not trust Shaw
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  Speaker 1: of hands around the room? Does Jose ruin it in
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  Speaker 1: the first twenty seconds of the call or the next twenty?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, schoff hands? Is his radio? Yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna work all right either way, it's your phone? Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now? Another tap? Mornings on the twenties. Hello surprise, Yeah? Um,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? Oh? It doesn't matter who this is because
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  Speaker 1: the prize we got you got me for got me
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  Speaker 1: for what? Who is this? Oh? Oh? Man? I hope
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  Speaker 1: I didn't screw this up? Is this is this David? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is David. Who's this? Oh? Hey, my name's John.
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  Speaker 1: And next week I have it on good authority that
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  Speaker 1: someone's turning the Big three. Oh you sorry, I'm I'm confused. Still,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who? Who are you? Well? You are
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  Speaker 1: turning thirty, right, yeah, yeah, I'm turning thirty. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Heather wanted me to surprise you. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: how did I do? Did I get you? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess who? Who are you? Though? Well? Like, what
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  Speaker 1: is this again? My name's John and I work at
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  Speaker 1: a party planning company. I'm pretty new though. Okay, there's
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  Speaker 1: actually my first client. I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that I did a good job. I'm a little excited
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  Speaker 1: about it. So wait, she told you to just call
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  Speaker 1: me up and yelled surprise just randomly. Well no, she's
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  Speaker 1: also planning a huge surprise party for you with all
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  Speaker 1: your family and your friends at the Garden restaurant. She says,
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  Speaker 1: it's your favorite restaurant. That's the real surprise. Well wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: hang on what? Oh no, was dude? Was I not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to tell you that? Wait? She's oh she's planning
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  Speaker 1: a surprise party for me, and you called me to
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  Speaker 1: tell me that. Oh man, that could get me fired? Man, hey,
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  Speaker 1: will you? Will you promise not to telling you one?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You just ruined the surprise. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: mean when I called you and I yelled surprise and
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  Speaker 1: did somebody tell you I was going to do that? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not that the part with the whole family and friends surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that that was a close one. That could
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  Speaker 1: have been really bad. You just told me it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: You just ruined the surprise party, right, you realize that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we're still dwelling on that. Huh we even dwelling.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it just happened more like a few seconds ago. Okay, Okay, look,
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  Speaker 1: let's just put that in a box. All right. We'll
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  Speaker 1: put that box at the side, slide it over. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I do work mostly on tips. I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: mentioned that yet. How much can I put you down
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  Speaker 1: for fifty? Why? Fifty sounds good? I'm not kipping you.
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  Speaker 1: You ruined my birthday? Man? Oh okay, Well, can I
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  Speaker 1: call you back and then do the surprise? Louder? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what you're upset about? It? Wasn't. You don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: You ruined this whole party, this whole family, friends being
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  Speaker 1: played out. Oh okay, well you know what. I feel
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  Speaker 1: bad that that happened. So look, I'm gonna take I hope.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna take your friend Austin off of the
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  Speaker 1: birthday list and I'm gonna put me on. Then I
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  Speaker 1: can buy you a drink and make up for it. Rise. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got you again. I didn't see that one coming.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, look, I didn't even know Austin was
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  Speaker 1: flying in, so you know, thanks for ruining that. And
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  Speaker 1: second of all, I don't want you anywhere near my party.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you anywhere near any of us. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but I just sent Austin an email resending his invite. No, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're not in charge of who comes to my party.
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  Speaker 1: Actually I am, because Heather hired me. So, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: surprise drive fact. Uh hey, you think you're funny? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Well guess what? Surprise? I want to talk to you manager, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna get fired for this. Well, jokes on you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even work for the Parting Planning Cup. But
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  Speaker 1: he's surprise, all right, what the is going on here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because this is this is ridiculous. Now, dude, my name's
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  Speaker 1: jose I work on a radio show called Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. This is a phone tap man, heater, set
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  Speaker 1: you up? Hang on, what what? That's the real surprise? Man.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted to surprise you for your birthday, but instead
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  Speaker 1: of a party, she wanted us to prank call you.
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  Speaker 1: Wait god, a minute, wait, this whole thing is just
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Now yeah man, By the way, my real
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  Speaker 1: birthday is coming up, So if you want to surprise me,
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  Speaker 1: I'll close my eyes so you can say it now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're ready, three two one surprise. Oh you god, dude,
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  Speaker 1: my eyes were open. You blew it. You ruined my birthday. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now he's flowing on it. Huh well, I'm pounding. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you need some time wake up. Every morning was funked
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  Speaker 1: up weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.