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Phone Tap: Let's Family Gumshoe You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and for today's
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  Speaker 1: prank call. A mother contacted us and said her daughter,
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  Speaker 1: who's twenty eight years old, finally decided to move out
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  Speaker 1: of the family house and trek out on her own.
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  Speaker 1: Wait her decision, but now after a few months, mom
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  Speaker 1: is regretting it because she isn't hearing from her daughter
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  Speaker 1: as much. That's why she reached out to a radio
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  Speaker 1: show and thought it might be funny if we posed
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  Speaker 1: as a private detective, gathering info and reporting it all
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  Speaker 1: back to mom in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Stephanie.
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  Speaker 2: Weis This is she? Who is calling? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: There's Stephanie. My name's Tyler Tobinson. Family gum shoe. How
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  Speaker 1: are you doing today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: Who's good?
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  Speaker 2: What did you say that this was about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a family gum shoe otherwise known as an investigator.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I got that, But what is this in regards?
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  Speaker 1: You're hard to track down? But uh, I'll just get
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  Speaker 1: right to the point. I was hired by your mother, Heather,
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  Speaker 1: was to find out what's really going on in your life?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, according, what do you mean? Okay, No, need to
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  Speaker 1: get hysterical with me.
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  Speaker 2: Here getting hysterical. I'm a little shocked, obviously, as anyone
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  Speaker 2: would be.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to call it. Let's just keep the
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  Speaker 1: emotions out of this, because, according to your mom, since
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  Speaker 1: you don't live at home anymore, you don't really call
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  Speaker 1: her text she doesn't hear from you practically ever.
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  Speaker 2: My god, so really a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of questions and not a lot of answers.
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  Speaker 2: So you're serious. My mom hired a private detective to
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  Speaker 2: find out why I'm not texting.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I prefer the term family gum shoe.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, whatever you prefer. Okay, this is ridiculu.
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  Speaker 1: Feel free to have that opinion. But as I said before,
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  Speaker 1: mom doesn't hear from you as much as she used to,
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  Speaker 1: so naturally she has her suspicions. Suspicions, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: I texted her back the other day like, I've just
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  Speaker 2: been busy with school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw the text, and if I'm being honest,
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  Speaker 1: it smelled like a porta potty in July. What stink?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not lying. I'm busy with school. Why would I lie.
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  Speaker 1: About that busy? Okay? You see, in my line of work,
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  Speaker 1: whenever someone says the word busy. It usually translates to
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing hardcore drugs.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it, not what you think is happening.
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  Speaker 1: Seen it a million times. Kid flies the coup, gets
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  Speaker 1: hooked on painkillers. Next thing you know, they're hitting the streets,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to make motel money. And God, nobody's blaming you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the answers.
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  Speaker 2: I have a condo downtown and I just got a
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  Speaker 2: job as a graphic designer. I am not looked on
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  Speaker 2: pain killers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna write that down in my report.
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  Speaker 2: Please do and please tell my mother this.
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  Speaker 1: Daughter claims to live loose lifestyle in sleezy condo. You
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  Speaker 1: mean affordable condo down revolving door of drugs.
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  Speaker 2: What are you writing down?
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  Speaker 1: I do not do drugs.
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  Speaker 2: I have a good job, and you are taking everything
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  Speaker 2: out of context.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I am okay, Well, what's your landlord's name? Then
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  Speaker 1: his name is Tim? Oh okay, I'm gonna write that
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  Speaker 1: one down. Daughter admits her pimp's name.
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  Speaker 2: Is what my landlord? You said, what is my landlord's name?
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  Speaker 2: And I said Tim, and then you said pimps.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, don't you whatever the hell you want. I'll
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  Speaker 1: change it. I'll change that writing down. Daughter working by
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  Speaker 1: herself on the streets.
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  Speaker 2: So I am not talking to you anymore. I am
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  Speaker 2: no longer under my mom's roof. Please tell her that
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  Speaker 2: this is not something that she needs to worry about
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  Speaker 2: or that she needs to be hiring people about.
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  Speaker 1: Writing that down.
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  Speaker 2: Don't change what I said right exactly, that this is
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  Speaker 2: the dumbest thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ever writing it. Daughter is fired up about mom's prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Direct quote, this is the dumbest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you heard me there, mom's prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call but still denies prostitute lifestyle.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just say prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess I kind of did, huh, because
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  Speaker 1: your mom, Heather sets you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're on the radio with Brook and Jeffery in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. Your mom told us that you never called
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  Speaker 1: back home anymore, and so she wanted us to prank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of her revenge. My gosh. I I will
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  Speaker 1: try and call her. No, I know, I know you're
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  Speaker 1: going to school by day and work in the streets
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  Speaker 1: by night, just trying to keep it going.
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  Speaker 2: No, I do have a good job. I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 2: trying to make some extra money to help pay for school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also to pay your pimp Tim. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: they're so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was foom Taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning