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Phone Tap PODCAST: Foot Weirdo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: twenties toy I'm moving. Thank you for calling to department.
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  Speaker 1: It is Jason speaking. How can I help you? Jason?
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, just the guy I wanted to talk to. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: foot pervert, Hello too. My name is Seth McElroy and you, sir,
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  Speaker 1: are in hot water. Um, what will that be for? Yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: My wife was in there trying on shoes and guess
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  Speaker 1: what she told me? What does she say? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: think you already know what happened. I said, how are
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  Speaker 1: those new shoes? She said, they fit perfectly. They measured
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  Speaker 1: my feet and these ones fit better than the other
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  Speaker 1: shoes that I have. And I asked how you measured
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  Speaker 1: her feet? And guess what she said. You grabbed her
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  Speaker 1: foot and you put a little measuring thing and you
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  Speaker 1: just had a good old time, didn't you. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I have to grab her foot, but it's yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a likely story. You're grabbing her foot and you're pouring
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  Speaker 1: oil all over it, and have some candles lit oi, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you think I do in my job,
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  Speaker 1: but all I do is grab your foot and put
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  Speaker 1: it in the measuring machine. Oh my goodness, you just
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  Speaker 1: admitted it foot pervert. I am not a pervert. I
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  Speaker 1: am only doing my job. Oh yeah, I wish my
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  Speaker 1: job was to smell people's toes and rub them down
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  Speaker 1: with oils. Sir. I am not smelling anyone's toes, let
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  Speaker 1: alone anyone's wife's toes. Not your wife, sir, getting out
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  Speaker 1: your massage oil and you're sniffing toes over there? Did
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  Speaker 1: your wife sus with their toes? Because I definitely don't
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  Speaker 1: sniff toe. No, she didn't tell me you sniffed her toes.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not an idiot. I wasn't born yesterday. So
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  Speaker 1: you just assume that I grabbed your wife's foot, rubbed
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  Speaker 1: it and smelled it. Who does that? I didn't assume
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  Speaker 1: I know what happens. If she didn't tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: Why would you think that at all? Sir? That don't
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  Speaker 1: make sense. I don't know, because well, she probably enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you need to sit down and talk to your
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  Speaker 1: wife and find out what really happened and get it
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  Speaker 1: all clear? Because it sounds like you got more issues
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  Speaker 1: than I do. So more tissues issue, sir, issues issues
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  Speaker 1: like problems? Well I got problems. I know you do
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  Speaker 1: more Minolo's more problems? Isn't that what they say in
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  Speaker 1: the shoe is? Sir? Is there is there anything else
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  Speaker 1: I can do for you? I want to speak to
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  Speaker 1: your manager, foot pervert. My managers with a customer right now,
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  Speaker 1: probably about to measure their seat. Oh my goodness, it
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  Speaker 1: starts at the top and trickles down, doesn't it? Look
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  Speaker 1: at here? I got customers? What if I came in there?
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  Speaker 1: What if I came in there and grabbed your feet?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna come in here and grab me? What
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  Speaker 1: if I came in there with my feet and lock
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  Speaker 1: knuckles with your feet? What if we did that? What
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  Speaker 1: are you? I bet you? You got that little tester
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  Speaker 1: sock in your pocket right now and you've been sniffing
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  Speaker 1: it all afternoon. We'll be doing on that bath song?
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure, okay, you want to take a bath with
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  Speaker 1: me now? Huh? Because you've been talking about feet too long.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're too excited. Absolutely not, don't. No, wine was
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  Speaker 1: bathed with you. I'm not trying to do a sale.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife too. I don't even know who she was.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea too. Yeah, I bet don't come
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  Speaker 1: up here. Don't call up here. Okay, because this is
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest call I've ever had in my life. What
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  Speaker 1: if I just tell you it's a prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: What prank? Your co worker Edwards set you man to
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  Speaker 1: move my job? Call man Edward told me that you
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  Speaker 1: guys are getting ready for a big sale and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to relieve some pressure. Oh my yah, y'all have me God.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, who is his wife? Man? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who's foot. I'm touched. I'm going back
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  Speaker 1: in my head like you gotta quit grow up in feet,
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  Speaker 1: your foot pervert. Weeke up every morning with fun tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy ninety two point five