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Phone Tap PODCAST: Don't Mess with Quaker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who recently went online and wrote a disparaging comment about
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  Speaker 1: a snack food product. When he wrote it, he probably
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  Speaker 1: didn't expect a representative from the company to lash back
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  Speaker 1: out at him over the phone. Well, it's about to happen,
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  Speaker 1: and after this, maybe he'll think twice about trolling his
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  Speaker 1: favorite chewy bar company. It's your phone tap from the
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  Speaker 1: vault right now on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving five. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: my name is David Cradle. I'm the social media person
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  Speaker 1: in charge of Quaker Oats. I was looking for rob
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he I bet you're surprised to hear from me. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: who is this again? My name is Dave Cradle. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the social media person in charge of Quaker wrote social media. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: surprise mother, Um okay, why why are you swearing at me.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I swearing at you? We noticed your tweet
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  Speaker 1: the other day. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't know what I'm talking about? All right,
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe you don't remember. How about I read it
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  Speaker 1: to you. It said, quote my Quaker chewy bars taste
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  Speaker 1: more like Quakers bars. Do you remember that? Tweed? All right? Um? Yea,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. Don't call me tweet? Um? Look would Jack
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  Speaker 1: be better? Look? Stop calling me names? Man, I did
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  Speaker 1: I did thee what? All right? You think that's funny?
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  Speaker 1: This is your job because because about tweets. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: social media director and I monitored the tweets. I saw
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  Speaker 1: what you said, and I'm not gonna stand for it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't with Quaker, all right? I don't with Quaker.
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  Speaker 1: No exactly what I said. You're a major corporation and
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  Speaker 1: you're taking time to call me because I tweeted about
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  Speaker 1: your product. Damn right, I am your a little internet troll.
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  Speaker 1: Think you can hide buying your screen name and type
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want. I don't think so. And this is
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  Speaker 1: this is just weird, Like I look, I won't do
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  Speaker 1: it again. Is that what you want? I won't? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I want? To do. You know what I
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  Speaker 1: want to do because you tweeted about us and said
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  Speaker 1: that I want to send you a lifetime supply at
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  Speaker 1: Chewy Bars. You just called up and custom me, and
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  Speaker 1: now you want to give me your product for free. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to give you a lifetime supply at Chewy
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  Speaker 1: Bar so you can shove them up your head. What
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  Speaker 1: the man? I said? I'm sorry, dude, just like lay up. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lay off until you do me a favor.
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  Speaker 1: You need to make this right with me and make
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  Speaker 1: it right with Quaker Oats. How am I gonna make
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  Speaker 1: it right? I already said, I'll delete the tweet all right.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to open up your Twitter right now
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  Speaker 1: and tweet about us. Come on, man, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that. You want to make this right. Open up
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  Speaker 1: your Twitter right now? Open it up. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: so think you're so big and badass, and you can
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  Speaker 1: say whatever you want about our Chewy bars. Huh. Open
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  Speaker 1: your Twitter up right now and say something else. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I have a real job, Okay, I gotta get back
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  Speaker 1: to work. You I'll just call people up and worry
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  Speaker 1: about what they said on Twitter. I have a real job. Too.
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  Speaker 1: I have a real job to the social media person
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  Speaker 1: for Quaker oats. And in case you haven't noticed, I
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  Speaker 1: don't look around. Fine, I'll do it. If you leave
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  Speaker 1: me to floan just I'll open up my computer right
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  Speaker 1: now here, it's open right now. Tell me what you
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  Speaker 1: want me to fact, that's what I thought. That is
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  Speaker 1: what I thought. I want you to say you were
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  Speaker 1: drunk when you wrote that Quaker tweet. You want me
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  Speaker 1: to say I was drunk. That's exactly what I want
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  Speaker 1: you to say. Tweet an apology and say I was drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Quaker chewy bars are actually awesome and I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to say what I want you to
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  Speaker 1: say you're drunk? Just say it right now. Mother, stop
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  Speaker 1: swearing at me. I'm trying to do this for you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then do it. Damn it, just fine. Just tell me again.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to say that you were drunk when
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  Speaker 1: you wrote that tweet. And then I want you to
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  Speaker 1: tweet about how much you love our chewy bars. Tell
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  Speaker 1: everybody how much you love them. Fine, I was drunk,
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  Speaker 1: why I wrote it, and I love your chewy bars.
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  Speaker 1: Say it won't be Yeah, say it again. I was
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  Speaker 1: drunk when I wrote that tweet and your damn chewy bars.
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  Speaker 1: You man, you're happy? Is that? We plead me alone?
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  Speaker 1: Is that good enough? Yes? That is perfect? Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. I appreciate it. Look, man, I'm gonna emailing
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  Speaker 1: your corporate office about this. Are you can't treat customers
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  Speaker 1: this way? Okay? Well tell them you've been the victim
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  Speaker 1: of a prank phone call? Are you? What? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: What the it's a joke? You're seriously? Yeah, your friend
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  Speaker 1: Devon set you up? No way? Yeah, yeah, your friend
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  Speaker 1: Devon set you up. He showed us your Twitter and
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Oh. I looked. I
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  Speaker 1: looked through a bunch of your tweets, and I saw
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  Speaker 1: I looked through all your tweets and I saw the
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  Speaker 1: one about Quaker. I thought it'd be funny if Quaker
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  Speaker 1: called you just to rip you. I couldn't believe that. Like,
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  Speaker 1: these guys in a fucking business were just swearing at me,
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  Speaker 1: like what the hell? Now? You'll think twice before you
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  Speaker 1: quit the wrong people, won't you.