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Phone Tap: Eclipse Party Layoffs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: If you're a manager at a company and you didn't
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  Speaker 2: know someone was playing a prank on you, the last
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  Speaker 2: person you'd want to hear from is a woman that
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  Speaker 2: I call SBBW, the sun Block Black Widow. Her real
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  Speaker 2: names Brooke, but she's hired by companies to lay off
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  Speaker 2: hundreds of unsuspecting employees with one caveat. She can only
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  Speaker 2: do it during solar eclipses.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, oh, I know it makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's quirky, but that's how she makes a living. Every
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  Speaker 2: eight years. You're gonna hear her latest play in your
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  Speaker 2: phone tapp right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, get said, We're riding on the internet. Set us free,
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  Speaker 3: Hello Virtuality. Hello, Oh hi Charles, Sorry about that, didn't
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  Speaker 3: know you answered. I was getting my computer set up
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  Speaker 3: with Weefy just sing I'm my favorite song, sketchy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry Oh silly me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm calling from corporate.
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  Speaker 2: Hr.
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  Speaker 3: My name is mona little More.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's nice to meet your.
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  Speaker 3: Nice to meet you too, Charles. So, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you realize I was recently hired by the company
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  Speaker 3: to make some changes and you're the branch manager of
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  Speaker 3: the Northeastern division.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I am perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect. So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna fly
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  Speaker 3: in next week and you and I are gonna throw
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  Speaker 3: a quote solar eclips party for the staff.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you want to a solar eclipse party.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be great. We're gonna have like glasses,
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  Speaker 3: those fun ones, you know, and popcorn, and then we'll
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  Speaker 3: encourage everybody to go outside to see it. And then
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  Speaker 3: once they're out there, we lock the doors and disabled
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  Speaker 3: their key cards. I don't did you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I did. I heard you?
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  Speaker 3: Great? Oh great, So you're down with the plan, because
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  Speaker 3: here's the thing, Charles, we have to downsize.
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  Speaker 4: Wait. Wait, you're firing me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you you're one of the only ones we're.
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  Speaker 4: Keeping, one of the only ones.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh. Everyone else is gone. Oh my.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait, I don't understand what that has anything to
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  Speaker 4: do with the Eclipse party or whatever it is, passivity
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  Speaker 4: or whatever we're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: So that's just a way to get them out of
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  Speaker 3: the building and then let them know that they no
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  Speaker 3: longer have a job.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just terrible with confrontation.
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  Speaker 4: But your hr you know, isn't that funny?
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  Speaker 3: It's not always had a hard time with those to
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  Speaker 3: face one on one, So I found this much simpler.
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  Speaker 4: I can okay, I can understand. Conversation can be hard,
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  Speaker 4: but that's your job. This is what you do, and.
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  Speaker 3: It's so efficient when you just do everybody together. My
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  Speaker 3: text message too. You know, they'll all get that notification
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  Speaker 3: when they're outside tech.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do this by text, Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: You need to have a conversation, an actual conversation, probably
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  Speaker 4: face to face. Come on, these are people that I
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  Speaker 4: work for. I care about some of these people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, don't worry, don't worry. I understand. You think
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  Speaker 3: it could come off as insensitive. Is We're gonna include
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  Speaker 3: sad face emoji at the end of the text, so
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  Speaker 3: oh so they know that we feel bad.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is not like an emoji situation. Okay, if
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  Speaker 4: you're already gonna fly in, have a conversation you're flying into,
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  Speaker 4: then text there, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Right, you're right, I'm flying into help set up the
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  Speaker 3: eclipse party. It's really the perfect way to do it. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's just so depressing to watch people individually leave with
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  Speaker 3: the boxes of stuff, you know, from their office. I'm
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  Speaker 3: making myself sad just talking about it.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna make them sad when you do this. I
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  Speaker 4: don't me doing it. It's us, you and me.
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  Speaker 3: We're a team.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not a team
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  Speaker 4: on this. This is something that you're doing and you're
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  Speaker 4: doing badly. Oh, we're doing this together.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be at the window waving. No, don't see us.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not in any window waving to anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: They may not see you because the eclipse or they
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  Speaker 3: still have those glasses on. That's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not my point.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we can crack a window and you can just
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  Speaker 3: yell out working with y'all.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. If we don't lay them
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  Speaker 3: off now, we're gonna have to wait another eight years
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  Speaker 3: till the next one and.
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  Speaker 4: Wait another eight years. Wait, wait, wait, hold them, wait another.
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  Speaker 4: You can get yourself. Are you trying to line this
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  Speaker 4: up with a clutch?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I only do my firings during eclipses.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't make sense around.
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  Speaker 3: The business community. Don't you see me coming go on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want me around.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand your tone. You're so happy, you're just
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  Speaker 4: like pick at the fact that you're about to ruin
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  Speaker 4: everyone's life.
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  Speaker 3: I really thank you are failing to see the creativity
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  Speaker 3: in all of this. I mean, it's pretty brilliant idea.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, firing people during an eclipse, that's creative to you.
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  Speaker 4: Does anyone know about this? I know about this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh Ty, Yeah, we're gonna let him go to but
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  Speaker 3: during the next illuter eclipse because we're gonna shift his
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  Speaker 3: hours to night time.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna let Tie? Are you letting Ty go? Are
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  Speaker 4: you making him worth the night shift? I don't understand
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  Speaker 4: what this plan is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said it might confuse you, you know when
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  Speaker 3: he emailed us to do this prank phone call on you. Wait, wait,
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  Speaker 3: this is actually this is actually brought from the radio
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  Speaker 3: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing tap
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thank god.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, did you really think we were going to fire
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  Speaker 3: people during the eclipse?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, said some crazy things before and so
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it is a pretty good idea, though, right
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  Speaker 3: they literally won't see it coming, you know, because he's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be dark.
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  Speaker 4: No, I needed this thank you wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was Potash Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning