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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: And really, Jose is the character guy on the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for sure, he does Rolando Clover. So this guy with
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  Speaker 1: the beatbox syndrome. Yeah, yeah, it's only natural. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do a lot of voices. You do a couple though, really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: grandpa voice, Oh yeah, kills me every time. My range
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  Speaker 1: is extremely limited. That's why I'd like to introduce you
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  Speaker 1: today to the only character our producer has said, I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's passable. We call him Timid Benjamin, and he
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  Speaker 1: recently had a questionable experience at a restaurant. He wants
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  Speaker 1: to complain about it, all right, but will he act?
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  Speaker 1: Should we do it? We'll find out how Timid Benjamin
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  Speaker 1: offers criticism your brand new phone tap right now the
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  Speaker 1: twenty Thank you for calling CE Food Restaurant. This is E.
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  Speaker 1: How may I help you? Hey? Um, I was transferred
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  Speaker 1: to you from your co workers stand. He said you
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  Speaker 1: were the manager there? Yes, I am hi. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Oh? Hi? Um? I called because I
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  Speaker 1: was in there a couple of days ago and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the greatest time. Oh no, I'm so sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. Um. What's your name? First off? Is Benjamin? Benjamin? Hi? Benjamin?
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  Speaker 1: And what happens while you were here that made it
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  Speaker 1: not such a great time? Do you do you like it?
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  Speaker 1: Do I like the restaurant? I love the restaurant? No? No?
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  Speaker 1: Did you like my name? No? Benjamin? Yeah, Benjamin's a
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  Speaker 1: great name. You go by Benjamin? Or should I call you? Then?
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  Speaker 1: It's Benjamin? My mom says it means son of the
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  Speaker 1: right hand. Oh, I didn't know that. My left hand
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  Speaker 1: is my favorite hand though. Or are you left? Are
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  Speaker 1: you lefty? Um? I am actually a left handed person.
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  Speaker 1: Oh twins, Yeah, there's so great. What happened when you
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  Speaker 1: were here the other day? Let's see if I can
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  Speaker 1: help us. You know, so I made a reservation and
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  Speaker 1: at your restaurant as Tuesday is table for one. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't do that a lot. I mean, was there something
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  Speaker 1: wrong with your table? Or? First, I'll admit I was
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  Speaker 1: a little bit late and I'm a timid driver, so
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck at a yield sign for much longer
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  Speaker 1: than I wanted to be. You know, I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of the perks of doing the table for one,
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  Speaker 1: because only one person that can get mad at is yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm sorry about that. Um what was there
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  Speaker 1: an issue with your table? Was it not available when
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  Speaker 1: you got here? Or sorry? It is my story too long?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm just trying to circle back and
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  Speaker 1: figure out what's going on. Sometimes my therapist tells me
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  Speaker 1: I have to speed things up, that she doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: all day to listen to me. Yeah, I'm her on
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  Speaker 1: and she's got other clients than just me. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's a that's a very interesting thing for
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  Speaker 1: your therapist to say. But you know, it is a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a rush here, kind of a heartless bee sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh um, a heartless bee. Um. I am so sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. But uh, do you sound like a bee
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  Speaker 1: with a heart? So I appreciate that. How, thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much? How How can this how can this be
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  Speaker 1: help you with whatever happened last time? What happened when
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  Speaker 1: you were in here? Oh? Yeah, okay? So um, after
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  Speaker 1: I sat down m the waiter brought me bread and um,
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  Speaker 1: I ate it. That's great. People love the bread. The
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  Speaker 1: free bread is amazing in my opinion. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm being completely one hundred with you, it was
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  Speaker 1: all right, okay, It's probably more of my issue. Was
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  Speaker 1: there not enough fread? Is that what did issue us?
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  Speaker 1: One time my mom told me I only had four
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  Speaker 1: of five? You know the taste on your tone salty
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  Speaker 1: and sweet, sour, bitter. I don't remember what the last
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  Speaker 1: one is, but I only have four or five, you
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  Speaker 1: know it? Maybe that had an effect on the bread flavor. Benjamin, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I do want to hear more about your experience here,
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  Speaker 1: but it is getting very busy and I need to
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  Speaker 1: help out on the floor. So why don't I just
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  Speaker 1: get your address so we can send you a gift
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  Speaker 1: card in the mail? Why would you do that? Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has an off day and maybe our bread was off
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  Speaker 1: that day, So come back on and have a meal
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  Speaker 1: on us, and oh wow, it'll be better this time.
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  Speaker 1: That's really nice of you. You really are a b
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  Speaker 1: with a heart. Thank you, So why don't you just
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  Speaker 1: give me yours looked? Before we get to that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to say this, um, can you apologize
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  Speaker 1: to the wait staff for me? Did something happen with
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  Speaker 1: the wait staff? Kind of? I just may have come
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  Speaker 1: across as rude because my head was turned every time
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  Speaker 1: they came over. I feel really bad, you know, Benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted them to see the right side of my profile,
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  Speaker 1: because my mom says that's the most attractive side of
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  Speaker 1: my body. You know, I will let them know that.
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  Speaker 1: But Benjamin, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you don't even
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. Yeah, Actually, can can you not call
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  Speaker 1: me Benjamin? Sure? Yeah, because that's my fake name. What
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  Speaker 1: my name's actually jeff And at work on the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're actually
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: listened to your show. Your coworkers Stan said you listen
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  Speaker 1: from time to time, so we needed to change up
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  Speaker 1: the voices so you wouldn't recognize us. Oh. I just
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  Speaker 1: text thinking, how am I going to help this, Benjamin?
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  Speaker 1: Like having a mean bee of a therapist, Like, how
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  Speaker 1: do I get off this car? You really are a
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  Speaker 1: nice bee? Week up every morning with food tabs weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,