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Randy O is Transitioning?! · Microphone Monkeys

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SPEAKER_05: Are you done coughing?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm done.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna keep I'm gonna I'm gonna keep that in into our our our soft opening.
0:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay, guys, we put it back into your pants.
0:14
SPEAKER_05: Zip up and it's time for the microphone monkeys.
0:18
SPEAKER_02: No tax system need free to speak and free to trade.
0:24
SPEAKER_02: Markets have no need for the microphone monkeys.
0:32
SPEAKER_02: People say we're gonna just found trees.
0:36
SPEAKER_02: Going to visit big and break.
0:42
SPEAKER_06: Hey guys, this is microphone monkeys.
0:44
SPEAKER_06: We have a partial uh baboon brigade today.
0:48
SPEAKER_06: We have one person back, the karma capitalist third eye atherton.
0:56
SPEAKER_06: I like that.
0:59
SPEAKER_06: That's really I've been looking on Chat GBT.
1:01
SPEAKER_06: I was also thinking Astral Projection Atherton.
1:05
SPEAKER_06: I like that I'm working on that.
1:07
SPEAKER_06: Working on the Astral Projection.
1:09
SPEAKER_06: We we're missing Mafia Mike.
1:11
SPEAKER_06: He's out getting the what hanta virus.
1:14
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, did we get an update on him?
1:16
SPEAKER_05: He's getting a Hanta job.
1:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you see, he's getting some sort of digital examination in uh in the international waters.
1:22
SPEAKER_06: Will he be allowed back in or I don't think didn't we start stopping Italians from coming back in the country at some point?
1:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, hey oh we have a calling rico for nothing.
1:44
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
1:45
SPEAKER_05: How dare you miss an episode when you're gone, you're I did on ChatGPT.
1:54
SPEAKER_06: We have Wisconsin will aka Dark Web Detmer.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: Jeez, that's bad.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: The cheese head.
2:08
SPEAKER_05: I love those cheese curds.
2:11
SPEAKER_05: Jesus will save.
2:15
SPEAKER_06: And we have the infamous, the big dog sergeant, the Hoff, aka Stone Cold Steve Hoffman, aka Sergeant Steve.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh keep your hands off my gummies.
2:32
SPEAKER_06: You hear that, Darren?
2:34
SPEAKER_06: I'm I'm off those gummies, huh?
2:37
SPEAKER_06: Or are you going full natural?
2:39
SPEAKER_04: I'm always it this episode sponsored by Hawana.
2:44
SPEAKER_05: But Jonathan Hill's trying to get him on to Kratom.
2:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
2:50
SPEAKER_04: Kratom likes some crack.
2:52
SPEAKER_04: You don't need that opioid leaning stuff.
2:54
SPEAKER_01: You can't buy hemp products anymore.
2:58
SPEAKER_04: No.
2:59
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
3:00
SPEAKER_06: Well, Myrtle Beach is the uh Kratom capital.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: It's like those slow moving moving zombie people in Pittsburgh.
3:08
SPEAKER_04: What are they on?
3:09
SPEAKER_06: They're on that uh Oh, are you talking about like bath salts?
3:12
SPEAKER_04: No, what are those guys on?
3:14
SPEAKER_04: They're like on that skin-eating drug that they just oh in Miami?
3:19
SPEAKER_04: Frozen GLP one?
3:23
SPEAKER_06: It's a brain-eating drug.
3:26
SPEAKER_06: Anyway, a crazy plot twist.
3:28
SPEAKER_06: Now they're getting the GLP one, they're getting like extremely deficient vitamins and getting permanent brain damage.
3:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:34
SPEAKER_04: It just kind of like rots them away, doesn't it?
3:37
SPEAKER_04: Like I see this before and after, like the Osborne girl.
3:43
SPEAKER_04: This is like this is lizard venom.
3:45
SPEAKER_04: Let's synthesize it.
3:46
SPEAKER_04: It's gotta be good.
3:47
SPEAKER_04: It's gotta be really good.
3:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:49
SPEAKER_04: Man, it just sucks away their cheeks.
3:51
SPEAKER_06: Well, and I love that people just didn't do any gradation, slow walking, microdosing of it.
3:57
SPEAKER_06: They just started going to the city.
3:58
SPEAKER_01: Dive in, baby.
3:59
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
4:00
SPEAKER_01: Don't knock it.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: My wife has lost 30 pounds.
4:03
SPEAKER_01: What?
4:04
SPEAKER_01: But she hasn't been able to put together a cohesive sentence in about 33 minutes.
4:08
SPEAKER_05: So it's a win-win.
4:14
SPEAKER_04: I hope she doesn't listen to these episodes.
4:17
SPEAKER_04: My lord.
4:20
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
4:22
SPEAKER_06: By the way, you were mentioning, and this wasn't on the story list, these missing scientists.
4:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I went to Skeptic and he tried to explain one by one.
4:33
SPEAKER_06: Like, oh, this many people commit suicide.
4:35
SPEAKER_05: People die all the time.
4:36
SPEAKER_05: Well, in the last 24 hours, another guy got added to it.
4:39
SPEAKER_06: I know.
4:40
SPEAKER_06: People die all the time.
4:41
SPEAKER_06: This is where I was tying it in.
4:43
SPEAKER_06: Is it related to uh extraterrestrial?
4:47
SPEAKER_05: Well you know who I heard the other day on um an interview and on YouTube that was calling calling out about this was Michiu Kaku.
5:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
5:01
SPEAKER_06: Well, I have him today on the aliens and on the uh missing uh well not on the missing, he had an interesting take on the alien.
5:09
SPEAKER_05: So those of you that are doing the Michiukaku drinking game, watch out for this episode.
5:14
SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
5:17
SPEAKER_06: So the first story I had on the list today was our LA mayor lady.
5:28
SPEAKER_06: What's her name?
5:29
SPEAKER_06: What's the name of that?
5:30
SPEAKER_06: Arcadia.
5:31
SPEAKER_06: Arcadia, yeah.
5:32
SPEAKER_06: California.
5:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
5:33
SPEAKER_06: Arcadia, California, Eileen Wang.
5:37
SPEAKER_06: Wang Wang.
5:40
SPEAKER_06: Eileen Wang pled guilty to a felony count of uh acting as a foreign agent of China and spreading propaganda on behalf of Beijing.
5:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh good.
5:55
SPEAKER_05: So how long was she dating um Senator uh Smallwell?
6:01
SPEAKER_06: It's hard to say.
6:02
SPEAKER_06: This did remind me of the one time uh when was it you got deported from Thailand?
6:09
SPEAKER_06: You create some sort of like adult massage embassy or something.
6:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
6:14
SPEAKER_05: It was uh well, I just call it a kingdom, yeah.
6:17
SPEAKER_05: Kingdom, yeah, the Will Massage Kingdom.
6:20
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
6:20
SPEAKER_05: Uh I I it was forever happy endings.
6:23
SPEAKER_05: Um painful.
6:26
SPEAKER_06: He's trying to grant asylum to tie strippers or something.
6:29
SPEAKER_05: It was well, they're they're underrepresented, and uh that's a you know, they're that it's a danger, uh, a group that's in danger, so yeah.
6:38
SPEAKER_05: Uh we gotta save them.
6:39
SPEAKER_04: Does this tie in with your midget wrestling ring that you're doing here?
6:44
SPEAKER_06: Uh absolutely with the tie in tie-in.
6:48
SPEAKER_06: Wow, yeah.
6:48
SPEAKER_06: I think they finally caught Will because he had a female body investigator uh badge and the FBI, yeah.
6:55
SPEAKER_06: They finally deported you back to uh back to Alabama, yeah.
7:00
SPEAKER_06: Back to Alabama, our compound in Alabama.
7:02
SPEAKER_04: I thought we didn't bring up Alabama.
7:04
SPEAKER_04: We don't want people to know.
7:05
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
7:06
SPEAKER_06: Darren has a system.
7:10
SPEAKER_04: This lady that so how much money was she getting in kickbacks from the communists?
7:15
SPEAKER_06: Or the You'd have to ask Willows.
7:17
SPEAKER_06: I don't even know if they're communists, are they anymore?
7:19
SPEAKER_05: They're not really I mean uh wasn't she Chinese born though?
7:23
SPEAKER_06: Uh I don't know.
7:25
SPEAKER_06: It didn't say in this site, or I think she was Reuters.
7:27
SPEAKER_05: I think she was Chinese-born, so she was somebody who was just uh naturalized over here.
7:32
SPEAKER_06: So um that sounds very California-like.
7:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
7:36
SPEAKER_06: Do you think the Boston mayor's pulling the same thing, that Chinese lady?
7:39
SPEAKER_06: Boston.
7:40
SPEAKER_06: Boston.
7:41
SPEAKER_06: Boston.
7:42
SPEAKER_06: She sounds like me.
7:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
7:44
SPEAKER_01: This ties in with my uh favorite host, uh talk radio host in Atlanta, Neil Boritz.
7:51
SPEAKER_01: He used to warn about uh these same people driving.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: He called the DWO.
7:57
SPEAKER_01: Driving while Oriental.
8:03
SPEAKER_04: Every culture known to humankind, don't we?
8:05
SPEAKER_01: It's just like the same line of thought, you know.
8:08
SPEAKER_05: We went from the Italians and started going downhill from there.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: Not only are they driving, but they're also running our cities now, you know.
8:14
SPEAKER_01: Come on, give me a break.
8:18
SPEAKER_06: Me making a turn.
8:20
SPEAKER_06: Get out of the way.
8:21
SPEAKER_06: Neil Bortz used to have a lot of funny skits.
8:24
SPEAKER_06: He used to get criticized smoking, and people would call, like, oh, my daughter smokes.
8:29
SPEAKER_06: And he said, Oh, yeah, well, uh, I guess that's the second time she took her dress off at prom.
8:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you're a young teenager and you want to get laid, go for a uh teenager that a young lady that smokes because 100% guaranteed, he's like, yeah.
8:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Neil Bortz like to troll people very hard.
8:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:49
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, the oral fixation thing that you go for.
8:53
SPEAKER_06: Oral.
8:53
SPEAKER_06: That's part of the happy time embassy that you had.
8:56
SPEAKER_06: That's right, the the kingdom that I created.
9:00
SPEAKER_06: Who's your daddy?
9:01
SPEAKER_06: Who's your daddy?
9:03
SPEAKER_06: I don't know why, but I'm thinking about midget bowling for some time.
9:06
SPEAKER_06: Midget bowling.
9:08
SPEAKER_06: These are all very Myrtle Beach Tiger King things that go on around here.
9:12
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
9:14
SPEAKER_06: Short stories.
9:14
SPEAKER_04: Myrtle beach thing, uh, didn't they figure out that the government, our friends in the government at their base are leaking forever chemicals into the water?
9:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:25
SPEAKER_04: Our water bill's gonna go up.
9:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
9:27
SPEAKER_04: They're the and think government is the leasing leading cause of toxic pollution, if I'm not mistaken.
9:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we could AI that I think it's true.
9:36
SPEAKER_06: Well, I think most tap water comes from the waterway in the Grand Strand, and there were like nine companies that were dumping PFAS type chemicals into uh the waterway.
9:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and there's all these like uh forever chemicals, they have the huge class action losses.
9:53
SPEAKER_04: There needs to be a forever lawsuit, yeah.
9:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: When Peace Air Force Base closed down, they use a lot of industrial solvents and aircraft maintenance, and they found out that they were dumping these solvents directly into a pond on Peace Air Force Base.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: So so much for the drinking water.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: The government is not your friend.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
10:14
SPEAKER_04: I remember in Alameda, so Alameda, California is in uh the Bay Area, it's on the other side of San Francisco, largest naval base, pretty much on the West Coast, especially during World War II in Vietnam.
10:26
SPEAKER_04: Totally toxic waste.
10:28
SPEAKER_04: I mean, off to Richter scale.
10:29
SPEAKER_04: I had a friend who did he did work monitoring toxic waste in California.
10:36
SPEAKER_04: So he was the whole hazmat thing, and I asked him, I said, hey, you know, tell me what what's the worst?
10:42
SPEAKER_04: Where's the worst?
10:43
SPEAKER_04: And he's like, Alameda's the worst.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: And there's nothing anything anybody can do.
10:48
SPEAKER_04: It's just leaked into the sediment, into the ground, and then into the water.
10:52
SPEAKER_04: And he's like, no liability, can't do anything against them.
10:55
SPEAKER_04: Everybody keeps trying.
10:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, since it's the government, they can't do it up.
11:00
SPEAKER_04: He's like, he's like, it's so bad.
11:02
SPEAKER_04: Anybody living anywhere within that radius, touching that water, drinking that water, he's like, forget about it.
11:08
SPEAKER_06: How close is that to San Francisco?
11:09
SPEAKER_06: Oh, it's right across the bay.
11:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and they had no restrictions, they just dumped whatever, right?
11:14
SPEAKER_04: It was build it as fast as you can, dump it as fast as you can.
11:18
SPEAKER_04: They didn't even know the crap they were even dumping.
11:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
11:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
11:22
SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah.
11:23
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, too bad for you uh plebs.
11:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
11:27
SPEAKER_06: Uh I wanted to tie this in.
11:29
SPEAKER_06: I don't think it was on the beginning.
11:31
SPEAKER_06: It was our pre-show talk.
11:33
SPEAKER_06: Trump orders historic UAP file release amid mixed reactions.
11:42
SPEAKER_06: Talking about military and what could it be?
11:46
SPEAKER_04: Could how do those things move?
11:48
SPEAKER_04: Anal probes.
11:50
SPEAKER_06: Oh, is that what the AP is?
11:52
SPEAKER_04: How do they move around without oil and gas and coal?
11:56
SPEAKER_04: Are they nuclear, do you think?
11:57
SPEAKER_04: Or do they spout nuclear waste or maybe gravity energy from somewhere?
12:04
SPEAKER_04: It's the zero contact.
12:06
SPEAKER_04: Maybe there's extraction of energy that causes those things to propel and move the way they do.
12:11
SPEAKER_06: Here's something funny about the whole alien thing.
12:14
SPEAKER_06: So life across the whole universe has evolved over the past four to five billion years.
12:22
SPEAKER_06: That's when stars could form during the timeline of our universe and everything.
12:27
SPEAKER_06: Imagine if humans have only really evolved into a cognitive state and larger brains and everything over like 250,000 years.
12:37
SPEAKER_06: Imagine if a species had reached our level of intelligence billions of years ago.
12:45
SPEAKER_06: What Michio Kaku says about it is they would basically send digital copies of themselves because at light speed it takes so long to go star to star to star and go into galaxies and stuff.
12:58
SPEAKER_06: Of course.
12:59
SPEAKER_06: It would take, I think, the closest stars Alpha Send Atari, and it would take like years to get there at light speed.
13:07
SPEAKER_06: Like so fast you're going around the earth like seven times a second.
13:11
SPEAKER_04: We're basing that on light speed.
13:12
SPEAKER_04: And that's only what the simulation can render is at light speed.
13:16
SPEAKER_04: The Hindus are going to be able to do that.
13:17
SPEAKER_04: When we go past the simulation and light speed, none of this time and difference makes any sense or even matter.
13:24
SPEAKER_06: Are they warping just space-time or doing wormholes?
13:27
SPEAKER_04: We have no idea.
13:28
SPEAKER_04: I mean, we're not getting any answers.
13:29
SPEAKER_04: So they just throw these little leaks out in these funny blurry videos when we've got 4K, and it's like, here, guess.
13:35
SPEAKER_04: Here's a floating star that appears throughout time in all these different images, and yet here it is.
13:40
SPEAKER_04: Guess about it.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: It's the ultimate wag the dog.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about inflation.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: Don't worry that your currency is going to be useless in the future.
13:48
SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about World War III.
13:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, look out the window.
13:51
SPEAKER_01: Look at the UFOs.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: They're coming.
13:54
SPEAKER_01: Keep your eye on the UFOs.
13:56
SPEAKER_06: Well, I will say, because of NORAD and everything, is it a coincidence?
14:02
SPEAKER_06: Darren takes these massive bong hits of ayahuasca.
14:05
SPEAKER_06: I have never done ayahuasca third eye Atherton.
14:10
SPEAKER_06: And then all of a sudden the military detects aliens.
14:14
SPEAKER_06: Is this some sort of wormhole connection that Hindu Atherton, the karma capitalist, is using his wizardry on uh on the earthlings?
14:26
SPEAKER_04: What Steve was saying earlier is true.
14:28
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like here's all these things that we're not answering.
14:31
SPEAKER_04: Pay attention to them while these other things are happening.
14:34
SPEAKER_04: Well, we want the truth about it all.
14:36
SPEAKER_04: We want to quit monkeying around.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: We want some investigation work.
14:40
SPEAKER_04: We want people to go to jail and we want the truth about it all.
14:44
SPEAKER_06: Maybe that's why they're here.
14:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:46
SPEAKER_06: Well, I they're tired of this Epstein shit.
14:48
SPEAKER_06: They're gonna take that.
14:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, forget about the Epstein files.
14:51
SPEAKER_05: Along with all this, I was talking to you before the show about the Y files marathon going on.
14:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
14:57
SPEAKER_05: I had never heard of this anchor day is supposed to occur on August 12th of this year.
15:06
SPEAKER_05: Where you have to anchor yourself down because for seven minutes we're supposed to lose our gravity.
15:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I've heard about that.
15:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
15:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:14
SPEAKER_05: What how do we strap ourselves down to like what?
15:17
SPEAKER_05: Well, you the usually what you're really supposed to do is go underground because you know that's that's why they're building all these bases.
15:24
SPEAKER_05: That's one of the things that they had.
15:26
SPEAKER_05: That's one of the things they were talking about.
15:28
SPEAKER_06: I was scrolling and all of a sudden Will's talking about we're losing gravity for seven.
15:32
SPEAKER_06: And it's what's going on?
15:34
unknown: Anchor day.
15:35
SPEAKER_05: Anchor day.
15:35
SPEAKER_05: Anchor Day, August 12th.
15:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:38
SPEAKER_05: And it's for seven minutes we're supposed to yes.
15:42
SPEAKER_05: Seven, no, seven seconds.
15:44
SPEAKER_05: Maybe it's seven seconds.
15:46
SPEAKER_05: Seven seconds, we're supposed to lose lose all gravity.
15:48
SPEAKER_05: But when it returns, we're only supposed to have 58% of the gravity, uh, gravitational pull that we originally had.
15:55
SPEAKER_05: That's half.
15:55
SPEAKER_05: Right.
15:56
SPEAKER_05: That's a little over half.
15:57
SPEAKER_05: Right.
15:58
SPEAKER_05: And that's supposed to be everything.
15:59
SPEAKER_05: Is this eight years?
16:01
SPEAKER_05: What?
16:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's supposed to be for eight years, and then all of a sudden, boom, like in the blink of an eye, we're supposed to go to 100% gravity.
16:08
SPEAKER_04: This is I got confused.
16:10
SPEAKER_04: It will smoke in the FYI.
16:13
SPEAKER_04: Our materialist buddy over here needs to research this like thoroughly because this is bonkers.
16:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:18
SPEAKER_05: Like this is really gonna wreak havoc with everything other than because two um two black holes collided uh somewhere out in the far space, and the ripple uh that's coming through is gonna rip our um our space-time continuum, which which negates our gravitational field.
16:44
SPEAKER_05: And when it passes through, it our gravitational field will cease to exist for that seven seconds when it goes through, and then and this was on the Y files, that alien.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, AJ and Ecklefish.
16:57
SPEAKER_04: Everything.
16:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we gotta research this one.
16:59
SPEAKER_06: This is good because it sounds like it could cause mass death and devastation.
17:03
SPEAKER_05: It will because every I mean cars, everything in the world's gonna go flying up in the air for seven seconds, and then boom.
17:09
SPEAKER_05: Except for the birds, the birds are gonna be out there.
17:12
SPEAKER_04: This is a major advancement for the crow population.
17:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
17:15
SPEAKER_05: Maybe what we should do instead of anchoring, instead of anchoring ourselves, we should wear parachutes, and then when the second seven seconds is done, doesn't parachutes and float down?
17:25
SPEAKER_06: Seven seconds is a long time.
17:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because it's it's the impact of coming back down that's gonna kill everybody.
17:31
SPEAKER_05: Nobody knows about this other than hecklefish?
17:34
SPEAKER_04: Uh wait a second.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Doesn't the Bible talk about this in the last chapter of the Bible?
17:39
SPEAKER_01: Um you know, everybody rises those who are good.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh what's it called?
17:44
SPEAKER_01: Uh getting very mystical.
17:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the rapture.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: The rapture.
17:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but they don't have them crashing back to earth.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: The bad ones, the bad ones crash to earth, the rest rise.
17:58
SPEAKER_06: This is a mystical black hole.
18:00
SPEAKER_05: The rapture and the rupture, yeah.
18:02
SPEAKER_04: The rupture, Steve, you're on to something with this.
18:05
SPEAKER_04: But this is so bizarre.
18:06
SPEAKER_04: Seven seconds can cause major havoc.
18:09
SPEAKER_04: And then if it's a little over 50% reduction in gravity, what does that change?
18:16
SPEAKER_06: Orbits that could have water even but human beings.
18:22
SPEAKER_05: Uh the way we um uh the oxygen, we we won't be able to live in the mountains because oxygen will be so limited that you would have higher altitudes are you know, like Colorado's gone.
18:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: I mean, they would they they did a deep dive into that whole thing.
18:41
SPEAKER_05: I mean, it was this is huge.
18:43
SPEAKER_05: I know, and you know, late late at night, uh have a couple cocktails.
18:47
SPEAKER_05: It was it was pretty uh disturbing.
18:49
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna re-up re-up my monthly subscription to Kana from Cobb just to keep up with this.
18:55
SPEAKER_04: And to make it even worse, all done.
18:57
SPEAKER_05: August 12th is on a Wednesday.
19:00
SPEAKER_06: On a Wednesday.
19:01
SPEAKER_06: It's the middle of my dad's birthday.
19:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh wow.
19:04
SPEAKER_06: He's gonna die.
19:05
SPEAKER_05: He's gonna go up coal ripple.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: This this just ties everything together, though, Randy.
19:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just so it doesn't interfere with my bingo at the most levels.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: I need to join you in the city.
19:17
SPEAKER_06: Well, tied into bingo.
19:18
SPEAKER_06: Here's another interesting story.
19:21
SPEAKER_06: So, robotics company.
19:24
SPEAKER_06: Have you guys ever seen like uh anime like Gundam Wang?
19:29
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
19:30
SPEAKER_06: Gundam Wang?
19:31
SPEAKER_06: Gundam Wang.
19:32
SPEAKER_06: That that's uh in Arcadia, California.
19:34
SPEAKER_06: Oh uh, or like Neon Genesis, Avon Kelly, and stuff.
19:38
SPEAKER_06: They have mechas, these mecha robots are like transformers.
19:41
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
19:42
SPEAKER_06: A Chinese robotic giant, Unitree, who's come up a lot.
19:46
SPEAKER_06: Unitree, they have all these scary robotics coming from Unitree.
19:51
SPEAKER_06: They unveiled the GD01, the world's first production ready transformable mecha with a starting price of 650,000.
20:01
SPEAKER_05: That's nothing.
20:02
SPEAKER_05: GD stands for GOL Darn!
20:05
SPEAKER_04: Giant Dong Noor of Arcadia's Wong.
20:12
SPEAKER_04: Good damn.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: And uh, what pray tell is a transformable mecha?
20:18
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're basically talking about like a robot you can get inside of and it can change shapes like a transformer.
20:27
SPEAKER_06: This is scary.
20:31
SPEAKER_06: So all the robotic stories we've talked about so far, they've been robots doing kung fu, robots trying to do kitchen work, making love to hoff, making love to the hof, you had the synthetic human skin one.
20:47
SPEAKER_06: Now you could have someone going in a robot, like Transformers or like Krang, where he was his brain and ninja turtles inside of a robot and just cause total warfare.
21:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but why even have the human in it?
21:02
SPEAKER_06: Well, well, Steve said right before the show, he was getting one to help him get out of bed.
21:07
SPEAKER_05: Do not let Mike hear about this, because you know when he gets back, he's gonna that's the first thing he's gonna look into.
21:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the sportsbook debts will be uh collectively.
21:18
SPEAKER_04: But why why get in it?
21:20
SPEAKER_04: Just have the robot do what you want to do.
21:21
SPEAKER_06: Like well, that's what Steve started with.
21:23
SPEAKER_06: He was gonna help get him out of bed, but then he mentioned you know, fake bingo cards and handling some things at the moose lodge that this could help with.
21:31
SPEAKER_05: Happy endings, yeah.
21:32
SPEAKER_06: He's gonna do a little uh it send a different type of message.
21:40
SPEAKER_04: So this is like some sort of like bionic exoskeleton side.
21:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exoskeleton robot, mecha robot.
21:48
SPEAKER_06: So like Gundam Wing or like the Ava's.
21:56
SPEAKER_06: I don't think they gave a height, but it's like a barely taller uh 2.7 meters tall.
22:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
22:04
SPEAKER_06: I'm not European, so uh I don't know the trends.
22:09
SPEAKER_04: I this is probably pre-alien invasion prep.
22:14
SPEAKER_06: This uh yeah 2.7 meters to feet is uh eight feet ten inches tall.
22:20
SPEAKER_06: That's big enough.
22:20
SPEAKER_06: That's well that's scary.
22:27
SPEAKER_06: It's like the uh the guy in uh I'm blanking WWF guy.
22:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Hulk Hulk Hogan.
22:36
SPEAKER_06: No, maybe Kane or something.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: So let me get this right.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: I won't have to take my massive doses of that uh male hormone anymore, right?
22:46
SPEAKER_06: It'll be no you can't finger bang them with an 810 robot.
22:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, there you go.
22:51
SPEAKER_06: There you go.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: Stud muffin again.
22:54
SPEAKER_01: I can be I can be stud muffin again.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: The metallic.
22:57
SPEAKER_06: What do you mean again?
22:58
SPEAKER_06: You already are.
22:59
SPEAKER_06: Come on, stop that.
23:01
SPEAKER_06: Stud muffin 2.0.
23:06
SPEAKER_06: Well, speaking of uh fingers and digital exams.
23:10
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, I'm the king of transitions.
23:14
SPEAKER_06: That was so smooth.
23:18
SPEAKER_05: He's transitioning again.
23:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, trans in a different way.
23:21
SPEAKER_06: He looks fabulous.
23:24
SPEAKER_04: Where do you get your nails done?
23:27
SPEAKER_06: It's called Chew 'em off.
23:30
SPEAKER_06: X Uh oh.
23:32
SPEAKER_04: What was that?
23:32
SPEAKER_04: Oh, static alert.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Steve's put off that monitoring device.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Turn the sound off, but the vibrations on oh, I love that vibration.
23:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but the back.
23:46
SPEAKER_05: You forgot to not have that on your laptop.
23:47
SPEAKER_06: You're not supposed to sit on the speakers, dude.
23:49
SPEAKER_06: There's an Edward Stern.
23:54
SPEAKER_06: Off the table, back on your lap.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: It's actually a UFO.
23:59
SPEAKER_06: That's what the new devices are called over.
24:02
SPEAKER_06: So check this out.
24:03
SPEAKER_06: Experts warn about fingerprint theft from popular V, basically P sign hand gesture, and selfies.
24:11
SPEAKER_06: There's an increasing number of people using biometrics for security, and experts have noticed a trend of taking v-sign high-resolution photos leading to fingerprint theft.
24:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
24:24
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
24:25
SPEAKER_06: Wow, this is good.
24:26
SPEAKER_06: This is mainly going to affect all the uh teen girls generation where they're doing this, and then they can literally take both fingerprints.
24:34
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
24:34
SPEAKER_06: And they can zoom in in these high-res photos, copy them, and do like financial identity theft.
24:40
SPEAKER_06: Especially the Asian girls like to do that.
24:43
SPEAKER_06: Asian girls like to do that.
24:44
SPEAKER_06: That's that's how the size of their uh veg, I guess.
24:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh that must be that's like a symbolic, the eastern or more symbolic.
24:55
SPEAKER_06: A lot of eastern themes today.
24:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:59
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
25:00
SPEAKER_06: Uh what they said was uh using the symbol with the index finger and the middle fingers facing outward has long been a part of international pop culture, but the advent of high-resolution cameras and advanced AI-powered software has led to the popular hand gesture exposing people by having their fingerprints copied and bypassing biometric security methods.
25:26
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, dang.
25:27
SPEAKER_04: Do you suppose all right?
25:28
SPEAKER_04: So people can use their eyes for that as well.
25:31
SPEAKER_04: So can they rip off your iris?
25:33
SPEAKER_05: If you get a high resolution iris, I would think so.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Damn, so that just totally negates all that.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just wear sunglasses and gloves.
25:41
SPEAKER_04: They can sneak into that, they can sneak into that military facility by just copying mic style.
25:46
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
25:46
SPEAKER_04: Finding a picture of you.
25:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:48
SPEAKER_04: They can go into NORAD.
25:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:52
SPEAKER_06: They can take take your iris color because the pattern is what's identifiable.
25:57
SPEAKER_06: Correct.
25:57
SPEAKER_06: And for the last century, they've used your fingerprints too.
26:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
26:01
SPEAKER_06: It's it's like an arms race.
26:02
SPEAKER_06: It's like we were talking about, oh, you weren't at uh Jeff's the other day.
26:06
SPEAKER_06: We were talking about how AI and quantum computing is leading to this encryption like war.
26:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:12
SPEAKER_06: So now people are using AI to de-encrypt things and they have to try to use quantum computing to fight it, but then you mix quantum computing with AI.
26:20
SPEAKER_05: We talk about Jeff.
26:21
SPEAKER_05: Um we're not allowed yet.
26:24
SPEAKER_06: No last names mentioned.
26:25
SPEAKER_06: I don't want to hear about the vote.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: What about me?
26:28
SPEAKER_01: I do a lot of financial uh things over the computer, over the internet.
26:34
SPEAKER_01: Should I stop doing that?
26:35
SPEAKER_01: Should I just have to drive to the bank or drive to the broker in person now?
26:38
SPEAKER_04: Don't talk to anybody.
26:39
SPEAKER_04: None of this can be true.
26:40
SPEAKER_06: Since most of Steve's passwords are on a napkin and a Rolodex, you're probably safe.
26:46
SPEAKER_06: It's anything.
26:47
SPEAKER_06: It's this is part of the cybersecurity like arms race.
26:51
SPEAKER_06: You get, I mean, look, you use your phone with face ID.
26:53
SPEAKER_06: It's supposed to use all these like 30 trillion pixels.
26:55
SPEAKER_06: If someone has some breakdown of your face, it's over.
26:59
SPEAKER_06: Bam, your face ID.
27:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
27:01
SPEAKER_04: And your voice.
27:02
SPEAKER_04: They capture your voice easily with phone calls.
27:04
SPEAKER_06: AI now.
27:04
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
27:05
SPEAKER_06: I think I've mentioned on the show.
27:06
SPEAKER_06: There's a YouTube channel of Christopher Hitchens who died in 2011.
27:11
SPEAKER_04: Did he really though?
27:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, yeah, not digitally.
27:14
SPEAKER_06: They're taking his voice style and his writing style, and they're writing modern articles in his writing style, and then posting videos on YouTube with his voice.
27:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:23
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
27:23
SPEAKER_06: Like he's alive.
27:25
SPEAKER_06: Just based off of the samples of what's online.
27:28
SPEAKER_04: Look, if you've got an online catalog of your experiences, whether they're written or in video, AI can recreate that as your person.
27:38
SPEAKER_04: It's a whole catalog of who it is you are or were that could be regenerated and repurposed and reused.
27:45
SPEAKER_04: And it can extrapolate based on, you know, what might he have said.
27:50
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
27:50
SPEAKER_06: People are doing that with family who've died.
27:53
SPEAKER_06: They're recreating childhood photos as live motion images.
27:58
SPEAKER_06: I mean, that's almost completely.
28:00
SPEAKER_04: But it gets it's gonna get better.
28:01
SPEAKER_04: That's all the data centers are gonna bring the fun to life, man, because they're gonna take all this information and transfer it into Robotics.
28:09
SPEAKER_06: You can transfer any face on any porn video.
28:16
SPEAKER_04: The bots are coming.
28:17
SPEAKER_04: So live bot.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:19
SPEAKER_01: This is good.
28:20
SPEAKER_01: This is not good.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: So when I die, I was getting upset here.
28:25
SPEAKER_01: My wife will have the file with a video of me on the screen, and she'll still be able to nag at me years after I'm dead.
28:32
SPEAKER_01: This is not right.
28:34
SPEAKER_06: Digital residual life form.
28:37
SPEAKER_05: Not as long as that GLP one is just destroying everything.
28:40
SPEAKER_04: You don't have anything to work with the files.
28:42
SPEAKER_04: Dave, you forgot to rotate the garbage can two times to the left.
28:46
SPEAKER_04: Right.
28:47
SPEAKER_06: It's that's something that would be unheard of.
28:50
SPEAKER_06: What?
28:51
SPEAKER_06: Two years ago.
28:52
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
28:53
SPEAKER_06: This is all this is all exploded so fast with You Luddite.
28:57
SPEAKER_04: You can do it in a Luddite.
29:02
SPEAKER_04: It's exponential at this point.
29:03
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
29:04
SPEAKER_04: What we're becoming, we don't know.
29:06
SPEAKER_04: Well, like the moron O'Leary that was on the other day with uh Oh Kevin.
29:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that guy's a real scumbag.
29:13
SPEAKER_04: He really is.
29:13
SPEAKER_04: He destroyed one of my favorite companies I worked at, so I do not like him.
29:17
SPEAKER_04: But he he's sitting there fumbling around going, Well, what jobs are gonna be created?
29:21
SPEAKER_04: He doesn't know.
29:22
SPEAKER_04: No, right?
29:23
SPEAKER_04: And nobody knows.
29:24
SPEAKER_04: We're going into unknown territory economically, physically, spiritually, it's all the cards.
29:30
SPEAKER_06: I didn't see that Tucker interviewed.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: It's horrible.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: He's he's a complete moron.
29:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
29:35
SPEAKER_04: He really, really is, and he's disgusting, and the disgusting nature of him comes out perfectly clear.
29:40
SPEAKER_04: But what do you think about him?
29:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
29:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
29:44
SPEAKER_04: I cleaned up his mess twice, actually.
29:47
SPEAKER_04: But once once I cleaned up his mess in the one company I really liked in tech, he just totally ruined and shattered that whole industry.
29:54
SPEAKER_06: When non-experts take over companies, they can kind of uh he look allzy wanted to do was bastardize.
30:02
SPEAKER_04: So make as much profit as possible, undercut everything, and just ruin quality, ruin innovation.
30:08
SPEAKER_04: He did not care, and then he didn't care about the human value, and then he smiles and says he's a great businessman.
30:14
SPEAKER_04: He's he's a joke.
30:15
SPEAKER_06: Well, it's funny because I will say with AI, it's happening so fast, but you're seeing the scarcity and limits of it, where it it exploded in the end of like 2022, 2023, but you're starting to see the the issues with the models, and you're having to put a lot more human labor in, but it's self-correcting with machine learning and everything.
30:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but uh a lot of these jobs, if you get to a point of total essentially zero scarcity in any practical sense on food, on basic needs, everything's super cheap.
30:49
SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, and we're doing robot jobs, yeah.
30:52
SPEAKER_04: Even just like you're talking about scarcity, like we we haven't we haven't gotten to that point.
30:56
SPEAKER_04: We're still dealing with energy.
30:58
SPEAKER_04: Energy is the problem.
30:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, when we self-produce, we've got a whole new market that's uncontainable by governance or anything.
31:05
SPEAKER_04: If I can build this microphone in my home by replicating its properties, it's an open field.
31:11
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's energy's a problem.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: They've already had on podcasts openly artists from the porn industry who are upset about AI.
31:22
SPEAKER_06: Well, I'm sure the whole entertainment industry because screenwriters had a huge strike over this, yeah, over AI because one of Yeah, but these people have real talent.
31:36
SPEAKER_06: Mia Kaliva.
31:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean, porn is gonna be disrupted, and it already is.
31:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, yeah, and so will OnlyFans in particular be disrupted.
31:48
SPEAKER_04: OnlyFans being shut down or something, isn't it?
31:51
SPEAKER_06: The guy died.
31:56
SPEAKER_04: And he's moving and he's talking, and the the bot models all of his behavior, and it's a beautiful, unimaginable woman who just has the perfect figure that doesn't exist, and he does this live, you would not even be able to tell.
32:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they've had stranger things characters where some it's just bad old guys just sitting there doing stuff, and yeah, again, extrapolate extrapolate.
32:20
SPEAKER_04: So that's on-screen in VR in AR.
32:25
SPEAKER_04: So think about it in 10, maybe faster.
32:29
SPEAKER_04: A robotic experience like this where that's you can't tell the difference between the human and the robot.
32:36
SPEAKER_04: There's small idiosyncrasies that you can pick on, but they're gonna they're gonna really fool you with the whole uncanny valley thing will be eliminated.
32:44
SPEAKER_06: It's going, and you can't tell the difference between reality and uh artificial reality.
32:50
SPEAKER_04: We used to think when we were sitting back in, you know, when I worked at Meta augmented reality, not meta from Facebook, we'd sit and we'd brainstorm and we thought that there would be a digital layer.
33:01
SPEAKER_04: So first it'd be these headsets, then it'd be the glasses, then it'd be a layer right, a lens right on top of your eyes.
33:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:09
SPEAKER_04: And so everything you're looking at would have a digital layer on top of it.
33:14
SPEAKER_04: I'm thinking now, and like you could look, you don't need a screen because the screen's overlaid on top of everything.
33:20
SPEAKER_04: And people would wear costumes, digital costumes, and all sorts of stuff where you wouldn't be able to tell what's real and what's not real.
33:26
SPEAKER_05: I think the robots are gonna add the next layer to this.
33:29
SPEAKER_05: Well, they're talking about satellite 3D imaging.
33:32
SPEAKER_05: Um, you know, pr th satellite 3D projection imaging, which is essentially what you're talking about, uh the a VR type of uh projection that's out, but it can be regulated from outer space.
33:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:47
SPEAKER_05: So holographic like.
33:48
SPEAKER_05: Holographic, yeah.
33:49
SPEAKER_06: Well, look at those hologram concerts.
33:52
SPEAKER_06: The robotics part is definitely that's scaling it up way higher.
33:56
SPEAKER_06: But Michio Kaku had a book Physics of the Future.
33:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
33:59
SPEAKER_06: Because he tried to mimic uh futurology predictions.
34:03
SPEAKER_06: I forget uh who the main author he'd Jules Verne, I think, who had done it a century ago or whatever.
34:09
SPEAKER_06: Yep.
34:10
SPEAKER_06: And all the things that had happened and had not happened, and he mentioned the contact lenses, like Google Glasses, but in contacts, mentioned you can basically scan people's faces and identify them and see where they live.
34:22
SPEAKER_04: You get all their background, all their background information, yeah.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: AI, the whole uh let's go back to satellites, uh satellites can also be used to beam energy directly to the earth, whether it's coming from energy from the sun or harvesting high hydrogen out there in the universe.
34:40
SPEAKER_01: Correct.
34:41
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
34:42
SPEAKER_06: This is where we have to go.
34:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is where we have to go.
34:45
SPEAKER_06: Well, and that's I think it might have been related to Jules Verne, but they mention how you or it might have been Asimov, one of them, one of the cypher writers, talked about how you classify uh civilizations.
34:56
SPEAKER_05: Asimov, yeah.
34:57
SPEAKER_06: Asimov, and it's stage zero, is like you're on your own planet, you're not going to living on other planets or anything, or you're not even utilizing your star energy yet.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_06: Then you get stage one with one star, then you get like stage two where you're going in or in across the galaxy, multiple stars, etc.
35:13
SPEAKER_06: etc.
35:14
SPEAKER_06: All of this, if you look real bird's eye view, because the sun's gonna explode in a billion years.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
35:21
SPEAKER_06: So uh if we can get ahead of it before we can uh split, yeah, uh it it depends.
35:30
SPEAKER_04: Like, what do we become though?
35:32
SPEAKER_04: Right.
35:32
SPEAKER_06: We're talking about those alien.
35:34
SPEAKER_04: We're talking about this physical shell, this monkey body, right?
35:38
SPEAKER_04: But monkeys who the real what's real reality?
35:41
SPEAKER_04: Real reality is energy, and real reality is frequency, right?
35:45
SPEAKER_04: Energy and frequency Hindu metaphysics.
35:49
SPEAKER_06: That's science, man.
35:50
SPEAKER_04: That's that's science.
35:51
SPEAKER_04: If you the Hindus knew about it 4,000 years ago, they did.
35:54
SPEAKER_04: And they didn't start wars and attack people over it.
35:58
SPEAKER_04: They they wrote about it and talked about it.
35:59
SPEAKER_04: Well, but but I mean, we're m you know, matter's energy.
36:03
SPEAKER_04: Once we get to energy, these things don't matter.
36:05
SPEAKER_04: We can go to these physical planets.
36:08
SPEAKER_06: Well, and that's the monkey suit.
36:11
SPEAKER_06: How inefficient is it?
36:12
SPEAKER_06: We're only ineffective.
36:14
SPEAKER_06: Everything's an extension of our brain, and that's just a revolution.
36:16
SPEAKER_06: We're 200 pounds for just operate a 10-pound brain.
36:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
36:20
SPEAKER_06: So you separate everything, be like crang in a box, then you get even to the next level where you're copying all the cells and redoing the genome.
36:31
SPEAKER_05: You mentioned Asimov, and and he was the one writer who would address ethics being uh put into technology.
36:42
SPEAKER_05: And uh with his iRobot, you know, the uh laws I loved that the the the three laws or whatever for the ethics.
36:51
SPEAKER_05: And what's really ironic is that when they're doing um all this uh research and trying to do legislation and control of AI, they're referencing almost verbatim Asimov.
37:06
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
37:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean it is just that's interesting.
37:09
SPEAKER_06: I mean, yeah, it's well and here's something else to keep in mind.
37:12
SPEAKER_06: Like in this state, they're regulating 3D printers, regulating drones, all this other stuff.
37:17
SPEAKER_06: The flip side of AI, yeah, it's it's expanding fast, but if people put too much of a lid on it, it could handicap how fast it could develop.
37:25
SPEAKER_06: Right.
37:26
SPEAKER_06: And it's it can transform so many things.
37:31
SPEAKER_06: I know Tucker's like more skeptical of it, and he was he's interviewed a few people about it, but it's one of those things.
37:37
SPEAKER_06: If you if you put a lid on this, this could end to ending aging.
37:42
SPEAKER_06: There's already biomedical.
37:43
SPEAKER_04: They can't put a lid on it.
37:44
SPEAKER_04: We no, you know, as capitalists, we realize once momentum is there, yeah, that's out of the bag.
37:51
SPEAKER_04: And humans innovate.
37:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, the other thing too is even in the law in this country.
37:55
SPEAKER_05: The law of unintended consequences.
37:57
SPEAKER_05: The law of unintended consequences is whatever you try to artificially force to, you know, like a little yeah.
38:06
SPEAKER_05: I don't want people to die, so I'm gonna restrict guns in this area.
38:10
SPEAKER_05: All you've made is a shooting zone.
38:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:13
SPEAKER_05: And so these are the things that we have to be really careful of when people are looking to control the uncontrollable.
38:24
SPEAKER_05: Right.
38:24
SPEAKER_06: Well, and that's even like when you mentioned screenwriters or musicians or porn stars or whatever.
38:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it could be they're basically doing robot jobs.
38:31
SPEAKER_06: I did music all through my mainly porn stars.
38:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's go back to the need that to escape Earth.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: Y'all might want to read the book or the trilogy, Red Planet, Green Planet, Blue Planet, Blue Planet.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: It's about the colonization of Mars.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: As opposed to redfish, bluefish?
38:48
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
38:48
SPEAKER_01: Red Planet.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: Green planet, blue planet.
38:51
SPEAKER_06: Which is kind of what Elon Musk is trying to do.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: And it's got the ethical issues in there, it's got the technology issues in there.
38:58
SPEAKER_06: Well, and even think about like there's no atmosphere on the moon, or it's different atmosphere on Mars, or Mercury's too hot.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: Hoffman's bathroom.
39:05
SPEAKER_01: That's when we get we actually create the atmosphere on Mars.
39:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, but that's the thing that's interesting is if you take it down from a 200-pound person to a 10-pound brain and you're in some sort of internal structure.
39:19
SPEAKER_06: Well, but here's something else.
39:21
SPEAKER_06: We don't need this body.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: We don't need we don't.
39:23
SPEAKER_06: It evolved randomly.
39:26
SPEAKER_04: We don't need it.
39:27
SPEAKER_04: I mean, it's so limiting.
39:28
SPEAKER_04: Like Neuralink.
39:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no.
39:30
SPEAKER_06: When you're you're getting people to walk, you're you could expand your long-term memory, short-term memory, processing speed, all everything that makes up IQ.
39:38
SPEAKER_06: We could have these thousand IQ brain in a fish tank.
39:42
SPEAKER_06: Mutant brain.
39:44
SPEAKER_04: I just like to leap up to ten.
39:46
SPEAKER_04: Hold on a second.
39:47
SPEAKER_04: Going going back to the data center thing, right?
39:49
SPEAKER_04: Like it is important.
39:50
SPEAKER_04: And part of it is everybody's been told for so long that you're destroying your environment by using all this energy.
39:58
SPEAKER_04: And then yet hear all these talking heads saying it's okay, we're going to use the energy, we're going to build these data centers.
40:04
SPEAKER_04: So that throws everybody for a leap.
40:06
SPEAKER_04: And then they're and then they're sitting there going, Well, we're building all these data centers using all of this energy, and I can't seem to figure out what the hell these data centers do but cost me my job and cost me my future.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: Right.
40:19
SPEAKER_04: So that's people, that's really upsetting to people.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
40:22
SPEAKER_04: It really is.
40:23
SPEAKER_04: We're expending all this energy that's supposed to be killing the planet and killing us.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: And by the way, while we're doing it, you know, the 25-year-old's not going to have a job.
40:32
SPEAKER_04: Right?
40:32
SPEAKER_04: This is going to take away their job and their future.
40:35
SPEAKER_04: So you wonder why they're pissed off.
40:37
SPEAKER_06: Well, you know what interesting about some of the ones that are a little more intermittent on Earth, but maybe in the atmosphere, if you had these huge solar panels and they could be transferred without losing energy, orbiting like satellites, or have a huge freaking mercury solar power distribution thing.
40:55
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna solve this energy thing.
40:56
SPEAKER_04: It has to happen.
40:58
SPEAKER_01: Part of the solution is a colonization of Mars.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: It's it's an old saying that journey of a thousand miles starts with a th a single step.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: Stumble.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: Our landing on Mars will be the first step on humans escaping San Francisco.
41:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, escaping all of our little limitations we have today.
41:22
SPEAKER_01: It'll be the first step.
41:24
SPEAKER_06: That's like the first step going from stage zero to stage one.
41:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
41:27
SPEAKER_04: Of these major levels of the yeah, you're still thinking.
41:29
SPEAKER_04: I I agree with this, and I think this is going to be a huge event, but we're still thinking in the physical.
41:34
SPEAKER_04: We're still thinking the material.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: And there's so much more than the physical and the material.
41:39
SPEAKER_04: We're just not with you yet, man.
41:41
SPEAKER_04: We're not there.
41:42
SPEAKER_04: I get it.
41:43
SPEAKER_04: It took me a while, too.
41:45
SPEAKER_01: What if the colonizers weren't humans but robots?
41:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:49
SPEAKER_01: And that's been talked about also.
41:50
SPEAKER_01: Elon Musk, that's why he's developing robots.
41:53
SPEAKER_01: Robots?
41:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, robots?
41:55
SPEAKER_01: Made of bits?
41:56
SPEAKER_01: Are they made of bits?
41:57
SPEAKER_04: On and off.
41:58
SPEAKER_06: Here's something interesting about philosophy of mind.
42:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:01
SPEAKER_06: And what Michiokaku talks about in physics of the future is when you're scanning what is consciousness?
42:09
SPEAKER_06: We have an emergent property of consciousness.
42:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:12
SPEAKER_06: A three-year-old starts to become more conscious.
42:14
SPEAKER_06: You take anesthesia, it turns off your cerebrum, and they turn it back on, they're starting to approximate down and down and down.
42:20
SPEAKER_06: What's conscious?
42:21
SPEAKER_04: So when you get a non-organic entity that is self-aware, kind of like cognizant only lead pipes and we're going down deep rabbit holes, but I mean, if this is a simulation, right?
42:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:40
SPEAKER_04: These entities that are being built within the simulation are a part of the simulation.
42:45
SPEAKER_04: If the simulation is a gigantic rendering, fractal run rendering where it's all connected, all one unit, which is what things are looking like they are, then these consciousness are all a part of the whole, all a part of the simulation.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: I think you spend way too much time in Indian Lasai, Charlie.
43:08
SPEAKER_06: That was the frame of that.
43:10
SPEAKER_06: Speaking of that, there's a new Indian food.
43:12
SPEAKER_05: He said stimulation, not stimulation.
43:16
SPEAKER_06: We all should go to it.
43:17
SPEAKER_06: I think there was some stimulation of the sphincter.
43:20
SPEAKER_04: There's a new Indian uh restaurant in North Myrtle Beach.
43:22
SPEAKER_04: I think it's called Masala.
43:24
SPEAKER_05: Well, are you gonna are we gonna do a field trip?
43:28
SPEAKER_05: I think it's appropriate.
43:29
SPEAKER_05: I do too.
43:32
SPEAKER_06: Let's do it.
43:33
SPEAKER_06: I've not experienced with Indian food.
43:35
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
43:36
SPEAKER_06: So well, you know, should there be any fiber involved?
43:42
SPEAKER_06: I do want to say uh on the medical note to transition to the final story.
43:47
SPEAKER_06: Transition.
43:48
SPEAKER_06: Transition.
43:50
SPEAKER_06: Doctor accidentally fixes patients' irregular heartbeat by sticking a finger in a very unexpected place.
43:59
SPEAKER_06: This Is interesting from the new.
44:01
SPEAKER_06: I know I know it changed my heart rate.
44:11
SPEAKER_06: Anal probes.
44:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, digital uh human probe.
44:15
SPEAKER_06: Or slow it down in one man's case.
44:18
SPEAKER_06: Actually, slowed his heart rate down.
44:20
SPEAKER_06: Well, walking home one night.
44:21
SPEAKER_06: This is interesting.
44:22
SPEAKER_06: A 29-year-old from Queens started experiencing heart palpitations at 140 beats per minute.
44:28
SPEAKER_06: Whoa.
44:29
SPEAKER_06: When he was admitted to the hospital, the solution came as a bit of a surprise.
44:37
SPEAKER_06: In an area further south of the heart.
44:41
SPEAKER_05: So and the only person who's ever had their heart rate go down is Don Lemon.
44:50
SPEAKER_06: Rarely dangerous or life-threatening.
44:53
SPEAKER_06: Heart palpitations can be brought on by several causes, like lack of sleep, caffeine, alcohol, or stress.
44:59
SPEAKER_06: Steve off would know all of those.
45:15
SPEAKER_06: But could be a sign of arrhythmia.
45:18
SPEAKER_06: So before using standard procedures to restore regularity, the attending doctor needed to check for gastrointestinal bleeding by performing a routine exam.
45:30
SPEAKER_06: As written in the report of the case, a finger up the butt is all it took to slow down the patient's heartbeat to 80 beats per minute and make the irregular heartbeat disappear.
45:40
SPEAKER_06: How is that even regulated?
45:43
SPEAKER_04: I don't really like that.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:45
SPEAKER_04: That would make my heart go faster.
45:47
SPEAKER_04: I have a cough.
45:47
SPEAKER_04: Let me stick my finger up your ass.
45:49
SPEAKER_06: This is part of this New York City science.
45:51
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
45:52
SPEAKER_04: This just doesn't go along with mechanics.
45:54
SPEAKER_06: Was this in Greenwich Village this one?
45:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:58
SPEAKER_06: What kind of weird that's it's a conversation it's a novel angle for the doctor to take.
46:06
SPEAKER_06: It sounds like Obamacare.
46:08
SPEAKER_04: It had a bad ending in our.
46:14
SPEAKER_04: Unclog the flood.
46:18
SPEAKER_04: My heart's going neurotic.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: I need to be unplugged.
46:22
SPEAKER_01: Sounds like he got his training from my urologist.
46:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, they did say you were anal retentive.
46:29
SPEAKER_06: I had to release the pressure.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your urine, your urine looks good.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: Bent over.
46:35
SPEAKER_06: How's your heart?
46:36
SPEAKER_01: Let's examine it from behind.
46:38
SPEAKER_01: Your prostate's not back there, doctor.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: Proximity.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: Proximity.
46:45
SPEAKER_01: Proximity, yeah.
46:46
SPEAKER_04: You've been having too many of those can of gummies.
46:50
SPEAKER_04: I feel for you.
46:51
SPEAKER_04: I feel it.
46:52
SPEAKER_04: Can't you just do a scan?
46:55
SPEAKER_06: Would you have one of those next trains?
46:59
SPEAKER_06: Talking about Hindu alternative science, we've been doing this.
47:05
SPEAKER_06: Wouldn't this be activating a kondalini healing pathway?
47:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
47:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:11
SPEAKER_04: Kondalini energy.
47:13
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
47:13
SPEAKER_04: I can see that.
47:14
SPEAKER_06: It's you know blocked.
47:16
SPEAKER_04: Blocked up.
47:16
SPEAKER_06: Blocked up.
47:17
SPEAKER_06: Kondalini energy, yeah.
47:19
SPEAKER_04: The qi.
47:21
SPEAKER_06: The chi.
47:26
SPEAKER_06: I mean, this might be uh, you know, we could explain this to Mike, another alternative collection method.
47:33
SPEAKER_06: Uh I can see his expression now.
47:36
SPEAKER_06: He goes up with the crowbar and the gloves in his exoskeleton.
47:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: He's on that cruise ship right now going, Hunt the virus, forget about it.
47:44
SPEAKER_04: I need to get my examination.
47:47
SPEAKER_06: That's a very southern mafia.
47:51
SPEAKER_04: I do that.
47:52
SPEAKER_04: You know, we could all I'm waiting for him to come back.
47:54
SPEAKER_04: We got that Irish Italian parade.
47:56
SPEAKER_04: Right.
47:57
SPEAKER_04: He and I could go there as a couple.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: He could probably just find another transitioning.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: I've got to be.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: You go ahead without me.
48:14
SPEAKER_04: We we can eat pizza later.
48:16
SPEAKER_06: I think he could probably get the LP in that finally.
48:19
SPEAKER_06: They try some alternative tactics to uh to negotiate with them.
48:24
SPEAKER_04: Are we like the only area that has an Italian-Irish parade?
48:28
unknown: Come on.
48:29
SPEAKER_04: What kind of it's crazy.
48:32
SPEAKER_06: The U.S.
48:33
SPEAKER_05: combination German-Polish.
48:36
SPEAKER_06: The South is already filled with wild ass Irish people.
48:40
SPEAKER_06: I've seen they send them to Australia.
48:42
SPEAKER_06: They're the ones who came here.
48:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
48:45
SPEAKER_06: It's basically the whole South East.
48:47
SPEAKER_06: Then you mix Italians in, you it's a hat on a hat.
48:50
SPEAKER_06: It's too wild.
48:52
SPEAKER_01: Appalachia, the hillbillies.
48:54
SPEAKER_01: They were Irish people.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: That's Irish.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: Wild ass Irish people.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: I've seen it before.
49:00
SPEAKER_06: All those uh prisoners sent to Australia.
49:03
SPEAKER_06: All those crazy ass people in uh Scotland and Ireland.
49:07
SPEAKER_06: They're all close enough on the genes.
49:09
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
49:09
SPEAKER_06: They're close.
49:11
SPEAKER_06: That's why they put them out on the islands, took their potatoes away.
49:17
SPEAKER_04: There we go.
49:19
SPEAKER_04: Boom.
49:20
SPEAKER_04: Okay, do not do the polish.
49:24
SPEAKER_04: Who can we offend next?
49:27
SPEAKER_01: Isn't it saying if it weren't for alcohol, the Irish would rule the world?
49:33
SPEAKER_06: Them American Indians and Irish.
49:36
SPEAKER_06: That's their Achilles heel.
49:40
SPEAKER_06: Firewater.
49:42
SPEAKER_06: That is why Darren sticks only to natural remedies and not the toxins.
49:48
SPEAKER_06: These Irish in the south, that's where all this moonshine came from.
49:51
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
49:52
SPEAKER_06: Crazy ass uh potatoes.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: Potatoes are good for you, huh?
49:57
SPEAKER_01: Especially when you make vodka out of them.
50:01
SPEAKER_04: Look, I don't know what it is, but I do like the potatoes.
50:04
SPEAKER_04: I will go with it every time.
50:05
SPEAKER_04: Every time.
50:06
SPEAKER_04: And I tell myself, oh, that's gotta be bad for me, but I'll have French fries.
50:09
SPEAKER_06: Well that's why Irish are so pale.
50:10
SPEAKER_06: There's no vitamins and shit in tomatoes or potatoes.
50:13
SPEAKER_06: They're just living off potatoes and then the moonshine.
50:18
unknown: Yeah.
50:18
SPEAKER_05: Well, there's uh Irish and Italian right there.
50:21
SPEAKER_05: Is it tomatoes and uh potatoes?
50:23
SPEAKER_06: Tomatoes and potatoes.
50:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
50:24
SPEAKER_06: Goes together.
50:25
SPEAKER_06: Tomato, tomato, potato, potato.
50:29
SPEAKER_06: Well, I thought that was the digital exam story, it was a nice little touch on the on the theme of things.
50:36
SPEAKER_01: A nice transition.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: A nice little uh nasty touch.
50:41
SPEAKER_01: All this rectal talk reminds me of my my philosophical mantra.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
50:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, this is definitely the Randy's transitioning episode.
50:55
SPEAKER_06: Transitioning transitioning mecca stories to finger banging uh patients.
51:02
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this has been quite the we went full Michio Kaku.
51:06
SPEAKER_06: Kaku.
51:06
SPEAKER_06: This was kaku'd up.
51:08
SPEAKER_06: This was the best kaku we've had.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: Brought to you by does he have a web page?
51:12
SPEAKER_06: Uh oh, I'm sure.
51:14
SPEAKER_06: MichioKaku.com, probably.
51:16
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
51:16
SPEAKER_06: He finds his way on YouTube.
51:18
SPEAKER_06: He looks like Jimmy Page.
51:19
SPEAKER_05: I'm telling you, he's like he's getting to be a thousand years old.
51:22
SPEAKER_05: That's not even more than Michiakaku.
51:24
SPEAKER_04: That's an AI representation.
51:25
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's true.
51:26
SPEAKER_04: He passed about three years ago during the heart examination.
51:33
SPEAKER_04: Whose finger was that?
51:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
51:35
SPEAKER_04: He's got his finger in all of this.
51:37
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
51:40
SPEAKER_06: He did take the open view of aliens.
51:43
SPEAKER_04: Why though?
51:44
SPEAKER_04: Why?
51:44
SPEAKER_04: There's no concrete proof for him.
51:47
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's the Skeptic magazine version.
51:49
SPEAKER_06: Wait, there's the Japanese Alaska example.
51:53
SPEAKER_06: Where there was a flight from Japan to Alaska and they saw like three different radar of a UFO.
52:00
SPEAKER_06: That's an hallucination.
52:01
SPEAKER_06: But I will say Michael Schirmer of Skeptic Magazine.
52:04
SPEAKER_06: He's totally the opposite end of the spectrum.
52:06
SPEAKER_06: And he even attacks Michiokaku over it.
52:09
SPEAKER_06: And it's like it's all bullshit.
52:11
SPEAKER_04: None of this is real.
52:12
SPEAKER_06: Well, one thing that is funny about that.
52:14
SPEAKER_04: We're all in assimilation assimilation.
52:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's why I don't get this.
52:17
SPEAKER_06: We're a metaphysical assimilation.
52:19
SPEAKER_06: David Hume would not agree with that, though.
52:22
SPEAKER_06: The material is one thing that Michael Schirmer does mention, though, is notice since the alien films of the 50s, they're all like little green guys in disc.
52:37
SPEAKER_06: That's one of the indirect ways to question some of these James Randy questions a lot of that too.
52:44
SPEAKER_06: But Michio Kauku's more open.
52:46
SPEAKER_06: That's why he wrote Physics of the Future.
52:48
SPEAKER_06: He's open to speculating.
52:49
SPEAKER_04: No, clearly with those guys, we're alone.
52:52
SPEAKER_04: It's only us and the apes.
52:54
SPEAKER_04: Right.
52:55
SPEAKER_04: Us apes and gravity.
52:57
SPEAKER_04: That's all proven.
52:58
SPEAKER_06: For now.
52:58
SPEAKER_06: That's it.
52:58
SPEAKER_06: Until August 12th.
53:01
SPEAKER_06: Right in the middle of the season.
53:03
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
53:03
SPEAKER_06: You're gonna lose all our gravity.
53:06
SPEAKER_06: I know when they have uh fall eclipses, there's always end of the world stuff.
53:11
SPEAKER_06: And now we could have a revelation.
53:13
SPEAKER_06: Well, it just so happens there's an eclipse.
53:15
SPEAKER_05: There's an eclipse on that the 12th.
53:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, don't tell these like maybe a Magic the Gathering card game on the 12th.
53:23
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
53:24
SPEAKER_04: This is what I've talked about.
53:26
SPEAKER_04: Everybody's strapped down.
53:28
SPEAKER_06: If you want to position this to your advantage, they have Kalashi and all these betting sites now.
53:32
SPEAKER_06: You find these fundamentalist Christians and you bet them all of their money indeed to their house and property if the world's gonna end or not.
53:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
53:41
SPEAKER_06: And then it's the hedge.
53:44
SPEAKER_06: If it doesn't, you get everything.
53:45
SPEAKER_06: If it does, you both lose anyway.
53:47
SPEAKER_05: Well, no, it well, yeah.
53:49
SPEAKER_05: If it ends, you both lose.
53:52
SPEAKER_05: If it doesn't end, you lose.
53:57
SPEAKER_05: Well they probably just lose their pick up truck.
54:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what do you what do you win, their debt?
54:05
SPEAKER_01: So this is August, right?
54:07
SPEAKER_01: I can still buy my gum gummies up until October, I believe.
54:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
54:11
SPEAKER_06: If he makes an eclipse, gummies, and no gravity, yeah.
54:15
SPEAKER_06: This is a typical day at Darren's house.
54:17
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's right.
54:18
SPEAKER_05: Throwing some Kratom and we're really talking at the party.
54:21
SPEAKER_06: I saw you.
54:22
SPEAKER_06: What's going on with this Kratom stuff?
54:24
SPEAKER_06: Like, man.
54:24
SPEAKER_04: They're trying to ban it in those days.
54:26
SPEAKER_05: Jonathan Hill's trying to bring it back.
54:28
SPEAKER_04: I think it's fine that it's legal and all that, but no, it's just not it's not a good thing.
54:33
SPEAKER_06: Yo, Kratom is legal.
54:34
SPEAKER_04: Like you can do so much better than Kratom in your body.
54:37
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
54:38
SPEAKER_05: We should run an experiment.
54:39
SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna I don't like any of that that GABA dopamine nonsense.
54:44
SPEAKER_04: I don't like it.
54:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but libertarian.
54:46
SPEAKER_01: Randy does, so we can't.
54:49
SPEAKER_04: You guys can do what you want.
54:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm just saying from my standpoint.
54:51
SPEAKER_06: I want to take canna and kratom at the same time.
54:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, oh man, that's like a train wreck.
54:57
SPEAKER_06: Along with it.
55:00
SPEAKER_04: Mitchikot was not like this.
55:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:04
SPEAKER_06: He's all into this.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: This is like uh like Kratom is like that slow motion.
55:09
SPEAKER_04: I feel really Oh, is Kratom an opioid now?
55:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a total opioid mimicker.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: It's what you do to get off of the opioids.
55:17
SPEAKER_04: Synthetic.
55:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:19
SPEAKER_04: No, it's plant-based, but it's operating on the same thing as like alcohol and opioids.
55:23
SPEAKER_04: It's like, aren't we depressed enough?
55:26
SPEAKER_04: Get outside.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: Go outside, get some sun.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: Can you take advantage of somebody if they're on that?
55:31
SPEAKER_04: I don't hang out.
55:32
SPEAKER_04: Probably not.
55:32
SPEAKER_04: I don't know because I don't research it and I don't hang out.
55:35
SPEAKER_04: Dark web deaths.
55:37
SPEAKER_04: I was asking for a friend.
55:38
SPEAKER_04: The moment I hear the category depressant.
55:40
SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute, Hoff, we're gonna find out.
55:42
SPEAKER_04: I hear the category depressant, and I just kind of leave the room.
55:44
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, yeah.
55:46
SPEAKER_04: Haven't we been there before?
55:47
SPEAKER_04: Just like, really?
55:48
SPEAKER_04: Do we need more?
55:49
SPEAKER_06: If we go on that gambling boat, is it technically legal?
55:53
SPEAKER_06: I kind of wonder why not.
55:55
SPEAKER_05: How many miles offshore do we go?
55:57
unknown: Yeah.
56:00
SPEAKER_06: What's the uh international age of consent?
56:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
56:06
SPEAKER_06: I know those yo kratom guys have a lot of Lamborghinis.
56:09
SPEAKER_06: That's all I'm gonna say.
56:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure we've upset the Kratom community now.
56:14
SPEAKER_04: Or maybe they're too slow to hear what we're saying.
56:17
SPEAKER_01: Like a new protective group that's just been born.
56:22
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I get the feeling that the world is just passing me by.
56:30
SPEAKER_06: Were they giving out Kratom at that comedy show when we saw Bernstein?
56:36
SPEAKER_06: They have a whole like uh well, they were selling hemp there too.
56:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's the Kratom place.
56:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm all for it.
56:41
SPEAKER_04: Do your Kratom and your hemp.
56:43
SPEAKER_04: It's all good.
56:44
SPEAKER_06: We that is our first advertiser.
56:46
SPEAKER_06: They're in Normal Beach.
56:48
SPEAKER_06: The other networks do we've already upset them.
56:50
SPEAKER_04: I thought Ka.
56:51
SPEAKER_04: You have Car.
56:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna talk to the CA lady.
56:54
SPEAKER_04: Please do.
56:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna call talk to them.
56:55
SPEAKER_04: Is that Canna?
56:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're the best Canna company.
56:58
SPEAKER_04: Is it Marco?
56:59
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't know where they are.
57:00
SPEAKER_05: Please do.
57:01
SPEAKER_05: And while while we're talking about all this and on a semi-serious note, uh starting in um next month, we're going to be having project 2027 for Liberty Crack Media, where we're trying to raise$2,700 to have our operating costs covered till 2027.
57:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh beautiful.
57:22
SPEAKER_06: We can do this.
57:23
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
57:23
SPEAKER_06: That's where, see, you go to money bags, you go to the Hoff, the investor magnet.
57:29
SPEAKER_05: So everybody save your pennies, save your dollars.
57:33
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, just starting the first of next month, we're gonna be uh unveiling this.
57:36
SPEAKER_06: So okay, very nice.
57:39
SPEAKER_06: Very nice.
57:39
SPEAKER_06: Get on a more serious now.
57:42
SPEAKER_06: Now back to the digital example.
57:44
SPEAKER_06: See, he's transitioning again.
57:46
SPEAKER_06: Damn, I'm full Buffalo Bill transitioning right now.
57:53
SPEAKER_04: Hey, maybe if we promote these can ladies, they'll send us free product.
57:58
SPEAKER_04: Like uh free ladies.
58:01
SPEAKER_04: Free ladies and canna.
58:03
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if it's gonna help our drive, but yeah.
58:06
SPEAKER_05: It might help in other areas.
58:07
SPEAKER_05: Well, some some drive it'll help.
58:11
SPEAKER_06: I will say when you can eyed my drink, not to make it sound Epstein-like or when you added the kill-it was chocolate can in a soda, it felt like uh a lot of caffeine.
58:27
SPEAKER_04: It felt pretty popular.
58:28
SPEAKER_06: But also very natural and they they had it had some of the extra Hindu frequencies mixed in to the chemistry.
58:37
SPEAKER_06: It's a good uplift.
58:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:40
SPEAKER_06: And then you mix that with Kratom.
58:42
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
58:44
SPEAKER_05: As long as I've got everybody here and we're recording, uh, what do you have uh excuse me?
58:49
SPEAKER_05: Would would you uh think about us doing a uh a mini live marathon on like say for instance YouTube, uh you know, just us on a Saturday, say for instance, uh behind the microphones and and going live and doing goofy stuff like this.
59:12
SPEAKER_05: We could do with and and on canna and on Kratom, on Gummies, whatever we want to do.
59:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Kratom would go good.
59:22
SPEAKER_05: So, and it and then we'll we'll have to ask Mike because he'll he'll have an he'll he'll want to have some input on this.
59:28
SPEAKER_05: But maybe we could do something like that, uh, maybe the summer.
59:31
SPEAKER_06: That would be awesome.
59:32
SPEAKER_01: My segment could be the wonderful world of hemp.
59:36
SPEAKER_06: We'll go to the woods in the middle of Aynor with a bunch of hemp and canna and cratom.
59:42
SPEAKER_05: Unfortunately, I think it'd probably be in studio, but yeah.
59:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm I'm game for this.
59:46
SPEAKER_04: I'd like to do that.
59:47
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
59:48
SPEAKER_05: Uh well, if our listeners have some input on it, uh you know, let us know.
59:53
SPEAKER_06: We'll have our uh digital exam marathon.
59:56
SPEAKER_05: There you go.
59:57
SPEAKER_05: Live on live on YouTube.
59:58
SPEAKER_06: Sprinkle Kratom on a gloved finger.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_06: That could be like a pain and aesthetic.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_06: We'll have to do some.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_05: Anyone out there whose name is Jeff that might be listening.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_06: Oh god, I'm gonna hear about this.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_06: We're believing that.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_05: Send us your input.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, our heartbeat is up.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I need to lower my heart rate real quick.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_06: That's right.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_06: I just gotta wait.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_00: Unknock that damn gold tooth out of your mouth and make it into a necklace for Stone Cold.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_06: Not really related to my right at the hour mark.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_06: All right.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's been another incredibly educational uh episode of Microphone Monkeys.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_05: If you want to hear more, just go to Libertycrackmedia.com and you can have conversations with the Hoff.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_05: Or if you're someone who is quite literate, you can listen to it.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_05: Or if you just want to hear ridiculous stuff while somebody's smoking a cigar, try out the nicotine.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_05: Or if you just feel generous, do it some money, don't make that.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_05: Alright, guys, say goodbye.