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Phone Tap: Rolando Valentine's Day Flowers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for your phone tap, and today
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who every Valentine's Day for years
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  Speaker 1: has ordered a bouquet of red roses from the same
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  Speaker 1: flower shop sent to his girlfriend. Get that, well, by
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  Speaker 1: this point, she already knows what's coming. Yeah, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why she specifically requested our own jose Belanos to prank
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend using his Rolando character.
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  Speaker 2: Request.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, it makes sense. Rolando's perfect. Of course, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear how it plays out in your very special
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello is this Mark? It is hello Mark. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Rolando and I work at flowers.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I see you have.
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  Speaker 3: Placed an order for Valentine's Day roses to send to Isabella.
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  Speaker 4: Isabella.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am assuming that is your lover.
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  Speaker 4: That's my girlfriend. That's one way to put it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she's my girlfriend. Ooh, well, I was afraid of these,
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  Speaker 4: afraid of what.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Valentine's Day is not just another day. It's a
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  Speaker 3: special time to show the love bursting from your soul,
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  Speaker 3: to make her know how much you desire her mind,
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  Speaker 3: her heart, her body.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean that's why I got roses from you. Guys,
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  Speaker 4: that's the first step, right, Well, that is.
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  Speaker 3: What I mean. I mean red roses so typical. So
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  Speaker 3: how do you say cliche?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's traditional, That's how I would put it.
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  Speaker 3: I understand. But I believe you can do something bigger
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  Speaker 3: and better, something that would really stand out for her.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I kind of see what's happening here. So I'm
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  Speaker 4: just gonna try to save you some time. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: trying to get upsold on anything. I appreciate you calling, but.
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  Speaker 3: I'm invested in your love, my friend. It has nothing
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  Speaker 3: to do with upselling anybody. Okay, okay, So may I
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  Speaker 3: suggest a bouquet of the beautiful poisonous flower night shade.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say? Poisonous?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jays, very very poisonous, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me to send poisonous flowers to my girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: for Valentine's Day. Jay, I'm not on board with this idea.
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  Speaker 4: I just want you to put in the roses order.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, as you wish there, I will do that.
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  Speaker 3: But perhaps we should have just what you wrote on
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  Speaker 3: the card.
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong with what I wrote on the card?
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  Speaker 3: You wanted it to say I loved you always signed mark.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 3: This sounds like something I would say to my grandmother.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, I loved you. Nah, it's not a nation
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  Speaker 3: it my friend.
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  Speaker 4: Cut it out with the bolt here, because you're kind
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  Speaker 4: of wasting both of our times at this point. I
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  Speaker 4: already put in order for a dozen rows in.
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  Speaker 3: I did already write up a card for you to help,
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  Speaker 3: if you would like to hear.
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  Speaker 4: I did not ask you to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm going above and beyond, my friend, because
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  Speaker 3: I love love.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let me take love advice from a guy
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  Speaker 4: that works the flower shop. I've ordered flowers from this
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  Speaker 4: place for years now. I've never had an experience like this.
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  Speaker 4: What is happening now?
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  Speaker 3: I see that certain we appreciate all of your business,
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  Speaker 3: but this card. Think of it? You could say I
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  Speaker 3: loved you always, or you could say something like, oh, dude,
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  Speaker 3: this I will worship and treasure you like the beaver
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  Speaker 3: that has taken down the final three for his winter live.
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  Speaker 3: What but I will use more teeth than the beaver?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell does that even mean?
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  Speaker 3: Beavers are very sensual creatures when they get inside of
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  Speaker 3: their dand.
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  Speaker 4: You have all right, listen, listen, hold on, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to cut you off. I don't want any clever cards
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  Speaker 4: that you write on my behalf because you love love
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  Speaker 4: or whatever. The I just want you to send the
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  Speaker 4: flowers that I ordered when they're supposed to be there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, my friend, if he sees what you wish, but
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  Speaker 3: I promise I will give them to her with vigor.
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  Speaker 4: What I don't think you will be actually is your
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  Speaker 4: boss around? Could I talk to your boss?
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  Speaker 3: No, she would love that. Orlando specially will be a
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  Speaker 3: very happy warm on when she's done with.
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  Speaker 4: Rolando Rolando Special. I'm going to give you the Mark Special,
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  Speaker 4: which is a fist your bro.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I hear the fire in your voice. Mark the.
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  Speaker 4: Passions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to feel your passion alone.
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  Speaker 4: Come over there. You're not far from me, friend.
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  Speaker 2: Show me your passion.
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  Speaker 3: Mark.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: What is going on with your voice?
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  Speaker 3: Dude?
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  Speaker 2: My name's actually A Jose. I'm on a radio show
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  Speaker 2: called Brica Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, man.
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  Speaker 2: Your girlfriend Isabella said that you always heard of red
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  Speaker 2: roses from the same place for Valentine's say she wanted
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  Speaker 2: me to give you a hard time.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: She said that she always loves the roses. What are
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  Speaker 4: you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Bro. I mean, I'm sure she loves them,
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  Speaker 2: but maybe some poison flowers will do.
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  Speaker 3: I can deliver them myself and give you them the space.
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  Speaker 4: You know what. You keep that accent on and I
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  Speaker 4: might take you up on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yay, Wake Up? Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 3: on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning