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Phone Tap: Pole Dancin' Dave · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We got an email from a listener who's a self
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  Speaker 1: described nice guy, oh, loyal husband who never really gets
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  Speaker 1: the chance to let loose and be labeled a bad boy.
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  Speaker 1: But recently the couple's been taking tango lessons together.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bad boy, and.
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  Speaker 1: He thought maybe we could use that information to turn
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  Speaker 1: him into a wild man learning to take risks and
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  Speaker 1: do crazy things. Will his wife buy it? You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out in your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hu, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: this is Bobby Walk from Street Dance. Is this Kelly
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  Speaker 2: s Uh? See your husband and you take dango classes
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  Speaker 2: here on tuesdays? Is that right? We do? We just started.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's great. I did that when my marriage was failing.
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  Speaker 2: Too wonderful. So this is kind of an uncomfortable situation
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  Speaker 2: I need to bring up with you. Hold on, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I think I am misunderstood you. Did you say something
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  Speaker 2: about what my marriage? Oh? Yours? I was talking about
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  Speaker 2: my fourth husband. Don't worry about it. What I'm actually
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  Speaker 2: calling about is we're getting quite a few complaints complaints
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  Speaker 2: about us. No, actually, just David, your husband, Well, what
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  Speaker 2: kind of what do you what did David do. I'm confused.
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  Speaker 2: You sound confused. Yeah, so Tuesday nights. Tuesday Nights is
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  Speaker 2: tango as you know, right, yeah, and Wednesdays is our
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  Speaker 2: poll dancing class, and according to the instructor, your Dave
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  Speaker 2: just keeps stopping by.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, there has to be some confusion.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's what we thought at first too, But he's
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  Speaker 2: shown up for four consecutive weeks. And you're right, your
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  Speaker 2: husband does act confused when he gets here. Oh thought
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  Speaker 2: this was tango night, but then he stays to watch
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  Speaker 2: the entire class. You've gotta be joking. This is not
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  Speaker 2: actually I'm not joking. Yeah, oh my god. Maybe the
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  Speaker 2: thing that really puts it over the top though, is
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  Speaker 2: he woots. I'm sorry, what you know? Woots? Okay, huh okay,
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  Speaker 2: let me paint a picture. So there was one of
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  Speaker 2: our dancers doing an upside down carousel spin and there's
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  Speaker 2: Dave over in the corner saying, oh yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no way is that my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you have the right Dave.
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  Speaker 2: If it's the Dave that knows how to pretend to
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  Speaker 2: make it rain, I have the right Dave.
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  Speaker 1: My Dave is the nicest guy ever. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: think he understands what making it rain is like. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you that I did see him
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  Speaker 2: dancing with you in the tango class, and then he
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  Speaker 2: was here the following night watch him. This is not
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  Speaker 2: this can't be happening right now. He just approached me
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  Speaker 2: this week, sheepishly, even couldn't really make eye contact, and
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  Speaker 2: then muttered something about how he wanted to sign up
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  Speaker 2: to be a spotter. Oh my god, I read well.
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  Speaker 2: When he asked if he could help with the Brazilian
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  Speaker 2: leg kick, I just I was actually shocked that he
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  Speaker 2: knew all these pole dancing terms. Are you the one
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  Speaker 2: teaching him? No? No, absolutely not. I don't know any
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  Speaker 2: of those moves. You know, we do have an open
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  Speaker 2: spot for you on Wednesdays if you'd like to come.
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  Speaker 2: Especially if Dave is going to sign up to be
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  Speaker 2: a spotter, you may want to keep an eye on him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be in the class, and I
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  Speaker 2: certainly don't want my husband spotting poole dancing women. So
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  Speaker 2: that's a no for both of you. Then, absolutely not. No. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: in that case, we are going to have to put
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  Speaker 2: up a sign with his name and picture that says
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  Speaker 2: this man allowed only on Tuesday nights, not Wednesdays. Please please,
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  Speaker 2: please don't do that. Please, that is so mortifying. I okay,
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  Speaker 2: do you think it'd be better if the sign just
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  Speaker 2: read this is a prank phone call what with a
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  Speaker 2: little Brook and Jeffrey logo in it. No, coo, are
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  Speaker 2: you curious right now? This is actually Breck for Brick
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on you. This was actually all your husband, Dave's idea.
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  Speaker 2: He emailed us, and he said tango has been a challenge,
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  Speaker 2: but he is ready for the next leap. The poll.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I thought I was married to a pervert. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know Dave that well, so that's up to you
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  Speaker 2: to decide. Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties