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Phone Tap PODCAST: KUWTK · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: time for your free money phone tap. And recently, we
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  Speaker 1: got an email from a listener who's a huge reality
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  Speaker 1: TV show fan, and she had an idea to prank
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  Speaker 1: her sister and basically tell her that she was in
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  Speaker 1: talks with a Hollywood casting director for her family to
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  Speaker 1: become the next Kardashian claim. Oh way, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good idea. Not only that, she
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  Speaker 1: got her mom and dad in on the joke, like
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  Speaker 1: they even went along with it and told the sister
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  Speaker 1: that they all spoke with the show's producers. Okay, it
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  Speaker 1: runs deep on this prank. So the hook has been set,
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  Speaker 1: the bates ready, and all we need now is to
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  Speaker 1: call up the sister and see how far is she
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  Speaker 1: willing to go to become a star. Already, let's all
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  Speaker 1: listen on the embarrassment with your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's Brook Jeffrey's Sweet Money phone taps only
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  Speaker 1: on Luvia ninety two point five, you're a chance to
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  Speaker 1: win five hundred bucks. Hello. Hi, this is Ava Delavay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Castian agent from rs Sspianca. Yeah speaking Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Your sister Sasha told you we'd be calling, right Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Sashia mentioned someone would be calling from the casting company.
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  Speaker 1: Oh great, okay, I'm not sure how much she told you.
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  Speaker 1: But as you know, kub tk is dead. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: ku wtk? Keeping up with the Kardashians. Oh okay. So
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  Speaker 1: now that they're out, we're looking for the next average
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  Speaker 1: family that we can make huge. Oh wow. Now we've
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  Speaker 1: already talked with your sister and your mom, your dad.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to bring you in. Uh okay, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I'm not really comfortable with it, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: talking more more Sasha this thing, I guess. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: do I send some tension between you two? Well? We
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  Speaker 1: get along pretty well. I mean I don't mean that
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  Speaker 1: in a bad way. Oh no, girl, it's all good.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for a family that gets along, loves each
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  Speaker 1: other like we want that, Okay, But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: they can be real, that's what the audience lives for.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I'm up for it. Sasha's really
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  Speaker 1: into this kind of stuff. Okay, so tell me about
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  Speaker 1: the worst fight you and Sasha ever got in. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, we get along. I mean
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  Speaker 1: we haven't really had any huge, like flow up fights.
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  Speaker 1: And okay, well I'll tell you this. She did tell
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  Speaker 1: us about that time when you sold the money from
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  Speaker 1: your grandma and then used it to buy alcohol when
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  Speaker 1: you were underage. Wait what what she said? You snuck
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  Speaker 1: into your nana's house and like took money while she
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  Speaker 1: was sleeping. No, that never happened. I can't believe her.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. So you're calling Sasha a liar. No, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling her a liar. I just I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe she would actually say that. I know you're saying
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  Speaker 1: that she's a lion psycho. No, my god, our producer
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  Speaker 1: is going to eat This is no okay, Bianca, just relax.
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  Speaker 1: You sound upset. What's wrong? I would never say that
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  Speaker 1: about my sister. I would never say that. I like,
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  Speaker 1: let's reset. I just I don't know. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: if I don't know, if I can do this, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Bianca tell me it was gonna be so dramatic, and
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. I hear you, Bianca, I hear you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to remind you this is
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  Speaker 1: reality television and we don't like to tell people this,
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  Speaker 1: but some of it is like a little scripted. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to freak out. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: not like your fights are going to be like real fights.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's just gonna be out everywhere from like
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  Speaker 1: the world to see. I mean, maybe just listen, listen
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  Speaker 1: to what our plan is, Okay, because we were thinking
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  Speaker 1: that maybe you would be the one in the family
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  Speaker 1: who dates the bad boy or boys. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to limit yourself. I mean, look at Chloe, okay,
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  Speaker 1: her Revenge bod from season twelve fire. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I have time to like being around have a
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend or oh no, no, no, oh no, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about dating. Ill. No, we've already cast
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend for you. What. Yeah, he's like hot, but
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  Speaker 1: not in like that traditional way. See, do you know
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  Speaker 1: post Malone, you're gonna have me date Postmon. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: we found a guy that looks like a fatter version
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  Speaker 1: of posting with a nose ring, and he is really
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  Speaker 1: down to like do whatever postmone with a nose ring exactly,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be the one who fixes him. He
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  Speaker 1: will cheat on you, probably in season two, and your
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  Speaker 1: family's gonna hate you, but it's gonna be worth it,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, Bianca is going to be a household name. Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: my sister is really into this, but like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I'm really into like the whole famous thing and
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  Speaker 1: like dating some fat postmlone guy. Hold On, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't even talked about pay yet, aren't you curious? No,
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  Speaker 1: not really, honestly, not because Sasha told us that you
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  Speaker 1: work in a nonprofit ick. I don't really like that tone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I can't tell you specifics, but I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you in the second season, Kim and Courtney,
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  Speaker 1: we're both pulling in twenty five K and episode twenty
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  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars per episode, think of it, twenty five
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  Speaker 1: k in episode eighteen episodes of season I mean you
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  Speaker 1: do the math. Yeah, yeah, Suddenly that fat post malone
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  Speaker 1: isn't looking so bad, is he. I mean, I need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to Sasha, I guess. I mean, so, how
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  Speaker 1: long would I like be pretendating a fat postmone guy? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: justin tell your mental breakdown. That's episode five. Why yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we have it all written in. It's gonna be so juicy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's before your parents cheat on each other
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  Speaker 1: and after you punch your mom in the mouth. It's
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  Speaker 1: like writing between there. No, I'm not punching my mother
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  Speaker 1: on the fat Bianca. That passion just shows me that
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  Speaker 1: you are a star. No, I don't care. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be a star. Sasha and my parents can
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  Speaker 1: be in my point, I don't want to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of it. Bianca. I have to tell you you
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  Speaker 1: already are a star. You're the star of a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you even need? I mean, this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. This is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show brook at Jeffrey in the morning. We're just doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. I'm not from a Casside agency.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you serious. Yes, your sister Sasha
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god. She says you need
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  Speaker 1: to stop making fun of her. She wants to be
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  Speaker 1: a reality star. Okay, back off. I'm it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I do know a guy with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of face tattoos and he is single. If you were Underton,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay, Okay, you've gonna be in the twenty five gram.
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  Speaker 1: But all right, we'll just stick with punching your mom
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  Speaker 1: in the mouth. That sounds good. Oh my god, no,
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  Speaker 1: I never do that. Look at Jeffrey's free money phone
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  Speaker 1: tap weekday mornings at seven, twenty eight, twenty and nine twenty.
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  Speaker 1: We have five hundred dollars. Now call one eight six
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