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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Little League Landscaper · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And today we call a guy who loves
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  Speaker 1: his jobs. It loves it because he's a groundskeeper for
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  Speaker 1: a cluster of Little League fields where he's in charge
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  Speaker 1: of the grass, drawing, the chalk lines, everything. But he
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  Speaker 1: takes a lot of pride in his work. So recently,
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  Speaker 1: when he heard his leg and had to take a
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  Speaker 1: few weeks off, he was nervous that they hired a
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  Speaker 1: temporary replacement who could screw it all up. Well, good news,
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  Speaker 1: I know his replacement and he is absolutely going to
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  Speaker 1: screw it up because his name is Stoner Max. He's
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, who is this?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Max?
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  Speaker 2: Is your name Blaine? What is this called? Concerns? I'm
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  Speaker 2: the guy who's filling in for you for the lawnmower
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  Speaker 2: position at the like the Little League field or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, you're the person who's filling in for
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  Speaker 1: me taking care of the landscaping duties.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, I know I'm supposed to like escape the land,
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  Speaker 2: but what exactly does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Look, you only have three tasks.
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  Speaker 2: You need to mow the lawn, okay, and then you
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  Speaker 2: need to lay down shock. Wait, okay, but can I
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  Speaker 2: stop mowing the lawn part? Do I have to do
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing? We're gonna need to mow the entire area.
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  Speaker 1: Every area that looks like it has been mowed previously.
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  Speaker 2: You need to mow it again. But what about the
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  Speaker 2: dirt parts, because like at the end, there was like
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  Speaker 2: dirt by the wall. You don't go by that part
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  Speaker 2: at all. That is the warning track? Warning for what
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  Speaker 2: am I in danger?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, oh, have.
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  Speaker 1: You ever played baseball at all? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I played baseball on the Wii and then I lost
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  Speaker 2: the controller. So wow, dude, you're the guy they hired
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  Speaker 2: to take my place. Yeah, but like I have a
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  Speaker 2: super Smash Brothers turning at like four o'clock today. So
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  Speaker 2: how long do you think this is gonna take? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I've never timed it, but it should take less than
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  Speaker 2: two hours. Two hours?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa shouldn't take that long. It's very straightforward.
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  Speaker 2: Mow the grass, retrace the shalka.
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  Speaker 1: And then the very last pat it's collected trash.
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Is it those white things I see on the dirt? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, they should be green basketball.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're confused. These are white bags that are in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the dirt. You are talking about the
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  Speaker 2: basic Oh, they look like little ground marshmallow. The kids
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  Speaker 2: show up at two p m. Oh, they're going to
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  Speaker 2: take the field. Could you just like tell them to
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  Speaker 2: come later? Like, we cannot do that. Everyone has agreed
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  Speaker 2: that too is the time to show up and that
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  Speaker 2: when they show up at too the field will be
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  Speaker 2: most Okay, Look, I can like super speed this up.
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  Speaker 2: I just need to take it. Highly suggests that I
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  Speaker 2: just need to take a sip but my energy drink
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  Speaker 2: and then it'll give me energy some horn. What you doing?
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  Speaker 1: What aren't you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? What you think that sound?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: No, that was my energy drink. Man, that does not
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  Speaker 2: sound like an energy drink. I know they're called five hours,
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  Speaker 2: but this is going to lead to at least an
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  Speaker 2: eight hour.
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  Speaker 1: Here, man, lose my job.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be cool, dude, Like, once I finish my popcorn,
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't be eating popcorn.
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  Speaker 1: You should be working.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, pardon Blaine, but there's actually a snack bar
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  Speaker 2: filled with popcorn all location. Well, I'm a kid at heart,
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  Speaker 2: So you smoked yourself, stupid. What is going on over there?
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  Speaker 2: It's chill, Bro. The door was locked, so I just
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  Speaker 2: ninjed my way onto the roof. Now I can't find
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  Speaker 2: the emergency hatch to get in. Do not move, I'm
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  Speaker 2: coming down there right now. I'm getting my clutches. Don't move,
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  Speaker 2: don't touch anything, don't do anything else there. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 2: just be here with your roommate Dan, and we're just
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  Speaker 2: gonna eat popcorn and like wait for you to show up.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean Dan doesn't work there? Yeah. Dan's
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  Speaker 2: the man bro. He works for me on Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Because God, are.
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  Speaker 1: You getting high again?
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  Speaker 2: No, brother, this is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you. What. Yeah, I'm not the landscaper man.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Joe. Your friend Dan set you up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He said, you have.
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  Speaker 2: A cast on your leg and you're stuck in your
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  Speaker 2: room all day and you just wanted to cheer you up.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: He says, you're pretty bummed out right now.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: God? Burnout that they got to replace me. This is
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  Speaker 2: not gonna work. Hey, you sound pretty stressed, like I
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  Speaker 2: have some energy drinks that could maybe make you feel
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  Speaker 2: more relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: Do you just have that as a sound effect on you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you, because you actually made the
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  Speaker 2: week up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,