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Phone Tap: Lusty Lawn Mowers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, a guy reached out to us
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  Speaker 2: because he's been working so much his lawn is getting
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  Speaker 2: out of control. Oh wow, Yeah, he told his wife
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  Speaker 2: he's finally had it. He's going to hire landscapers for
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  Speaker 2: the first time so they can come.
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  Speaker 3: Out and deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big decision for some people.
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  Speaker 2: But before he did that, he reached out to us
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  Speaker 2: with a suggestion on how to prank his wife in
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  Speaker 2: the process. So it's Brooks time to shine in your
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  Speaker 2: phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Any Hello, Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Is this Sandrid?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, who's calling?
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  Speaker 5: I'm going from lawn and Landscaping. My name's Alisha Alicia Sober.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great? Yes, Hi, Hi, So I.
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  Speaker 5: See you've signed up for our Tier one lawn care package,
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  Speaker 5: just basic mowing and edging.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, our yard is just getting out of control. My
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  Speaker 4: husband has been at the office a lot lately. So
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  Speaker 4: we just need someone to make it look nice and
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  Speaker 4: clean it up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I see. So your husband's away from the house
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just his work, has some big project or something.
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  Speaker 5: Little vixen. Yeah, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: I've been reading the two in the lines.
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  Speaker 5: I know exactly what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what do you mean? What am I saying?
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  Speaker 5: I don't listen. I am looking at who's available, especially
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  Speaker 5: our younger, more athletic landscapers.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Dustin would be perfect. I can't believe
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  Speaker 5: his schedule's open. He just turned twenty one. He's built
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  Speaker 5: like a Greek statue.
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  Speaker 1: He's willing to use by the oil.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think I need that, like, I
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  Speaker 4: just need somebody to come.
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  Speaker 5: And what is funny? It doesn't say on his profile
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  Speaker 5: if he's okay with you rubbing it on him, or
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  Speaker 5: he does it himself. I'm gonna find that out for you.
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  Speaker 5: I can't, Okay, I don't worry you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't need to do like. I
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  Speaker 4: just need the lawn done. I don't know why you're
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  Speaker 4: giving me somebody's profile.
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  Speaker 5: I see, I see you're a little worried. Listen, we're
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  Speaker 5: very discreet with our services. None of your neighbors will
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  Speaker 5: suspect anything. Well, that isn't less you have him in
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  Speaker 5: the front yard when you're applying the oil.
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  Speaker 4: This is a lawn care service, correct, Yes, because the
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  Speaker 4: way that you're describing these people coming, it's more like
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  Speaker 4: an escorts service. And I just wanted to be sure
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  Speaker 4: that someone is coming to maintain the lawn.
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  Speaker 5: Gosh, No, we just do lawns, none of that nonsense.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So perfect?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, does Dustin work for you? Or are you more
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  Speaker 3: into dad bots? We have one named Louie. He's fifty
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  Speaker 3: event hasn't shaved his back in months. You know something
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  Speaker 3: you can really grab onto.
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  Speaker 5: There? Is that what you're hoping for?
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  Speaker 4: No, what I'm what I'm looking for is someone to
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  Speaker 4: mow my lawn. I don't understand why you're telling me
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  Speaker 4: about body types and age and all their looks and
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  Speaker 4: stuff and back hair. See I see like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know why you're telling me that you.
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  Speaker 5: Want someone to go fast or slow.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I would like to get it done quickly
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  Speaker 4: so that I can get on with my day.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So you're more of a noon person.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what is going on. I'm trying to book a
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  Speaker 4: lawn service, like with a mower, with a lawnmower and
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  Speaker 4: a weat whacker.
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  Speaker 5: You just want your lawn cut.
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  Speaker 4: H I want my lawn cut.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want my lawn cut. I want my lawn cut.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, are you just saying this because your
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  Speaker 5: husband's in the room right now.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll play a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have any well built, shirtless lawn on.
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  Speaker 5: God's working here.
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  Speaker 4: Talking like that.
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  Speaker 5: Did you have that on speakerphone? No, I can't heard it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm acting like this. I don't want her service anymore.
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  Speaker 4: We're just gonna call somebody else because you are being ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's interesting because your husband already called us and
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  Speaker 5: set this whole thing up. Yeah, what a set up?
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  Speaker 5: This prank phone call. I guess this is actually brug
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  Speaker 5: from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Your husband, Nate says that he feels bad he hasn't
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  Speaker 5: had time to take care of the lawn. No, I
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  Speaker 5: mean he wanted to prank you. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 5: give you some alternative ideas for long care.
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  Speaker 4: When you were like the back hair and the and
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  Speaker 4: the guy who's twenty and what like, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: who is this person? And what I've never had long care?
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  Speaker 3: I actually forgot one thing.
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  Speaker 5: Was it with or without body oil that you wanted?
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  Speaker 4: By oil, I knew wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 4: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the morning