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Phone Tap PODCAST: Conspiracy Speaker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight
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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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Speaker 1: you away. Another jubil taps on the twenties five. Well,
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Speaker 1: hi is this Kevin? Yeah? This is him Kevin. How
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Speaker 1: are you? This is Dave Tebow. I'm the motivational speaker
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Speaker 1: that's booked to speak to your students tomorrow. Oh great, Yes,
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Speaker 1: thank you so much. I didn't know you're gonna get
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Speaker 1: a hold of me personally, but uh yeah, I'm very
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Speaker 1: happy you're getting becoming to talk to our kids this week. Well,
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Speaker 1: thank you. I always like to check in, so I
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Speaker 1: thought i'd give you a call. You know, I've done
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Speaker 1: a lot of these types of gigs where I speak
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Speaker 1: to students and try to help get them motivated. So
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Speaker 1: maybe you can tell me what you're looking for. You know,
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Speaker 1: these kids, they're middle schools, they are almost teenagers. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if you have life experience, maybe some stories
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Speaker 1: to tell or something to get these kids motivated and focused.
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Speaker 1: You know, oh, I definitely do. Listen. I've got a
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Speaker 1: lot of stories and a lot of information that they
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Speaker 1: need to know, and it will also grab their attention.
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Speaker 1: That sounds great. Do you have any specific topics that
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Speaker 1: you bring up or well, I'd really like to inform
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Speaker 1: them about the weather. Okay, the weather, anything specific do
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Speaker 1: you want to emphasize? Oh? Yes, yes, the specifics of
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Speaker 1: how the presidents control the weather. Nobody's talking about that,
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Speaker 1: talking about the president controlling the weather. Yes, the presidents
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Speaker 1: control the weather, and nobody is saying anything. That's something.
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Speaker 1: It's something that I know is true. If you watch
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Speaker 1: any president speak, if they look to the right too much,
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Speaker 1: it rains the next day. If they look to the
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Speaker 1: left too much, it gets sunny the next day. They're
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Speaker 1: sending messages. Okay, I'll see what's going on. No, are
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Speaker 1: you joking with me. You're an educator. You should know this.
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Speaker 1: I have never in my life heard anyone make this
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Speaker 1: claim before. So, well, it is true, just like Hitler's true.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean Hitler's true? Well, he's still alive.
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Speaker 1: But you already knew that. I did not know that
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Speaker 1: Hitler was alive. Oh yeah, he's alive and doing very well.
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Speaker 1: He lives on a houseboat in San Diego, and I've
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Speaker 1: got the pictures to prove it. So you personally have
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Speaker 1: the pictures, Yes, I do. I was on vacation in
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Speaker 1: San Diego a while ago and I snapped some photos
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Speaker 1: of him. I can send them to your email if
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Speaker 1: you'd like to see them. I don't think the pictures
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Speaker 1: are going to be necessary. When the school booked you, well,
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Speaker 1: when they booked me, they really booked me because of
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Speaker 1: my jay Z knowledge. They thought that would connect with
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Speaker 1: the kids. So you mean like jay Z the perform
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Speaker 1: of the Rapper. Yes, not many people know this, but
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Speaker 1: he is actually a traveling vampire. What. Yes, this whole
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Speaker 1: Illuminati thing, it's true. Jay and Guy fear not true.
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Speaker 1: It's not true. This is all stuff that you have
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Speaker 1: made up in your head. This is all conspiracy theories.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, you're a rounder, aren't you. I'm talking to
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Speaker 1: a rounder. A rounder? What's a rounder? Oh it's one
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Speaker 1: of those idiots that thinks that the Earth is round
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Speaker 1: and not flat. The Earth is round, sir? Oh sure,
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Speaker 1: sure you're gonna tell me that. Next thing. You're gonna
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Speaker 1: tell me is that Bigfoot doesn't work at the men's warehouse.
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Speaker 1: Bigfoot does not work at the men's warehouse. He doesn't
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Speaker 1: even exist. Bigfoot does too exist. And the other day
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Speaker 1: he put me in a very fashionable suit. I'll have
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Speaker 1: you know, you are a crazy, insane person, and I
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Speaker 1: do not want you coming to my school and putting
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Speaker 1: this in my kid's head. You know what else isn't real?
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Speaker 1: This phone call. I'm sure you'd like me to believe
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Speaker 1: that what if alien set you up for this? No, actually,
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Speaker 1: your co worker Bryan set you up, because this is
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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing
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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Wait, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: This is a joke. Your friend Brian set you up.
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Speaker 1: He told me you had a motivational speaker book for
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Speaker 1: your class, and you didn't have much background on him yet,
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Speaker 1: so I wanted to mess with you. Wait, Brian did what?
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Speaker 1: He set you up for a prank phone call. I'm
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Speaker 1: not actually a motivational speaker, are you. My name is Jebel,
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Speaker 1: and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel
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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Far from a motivational speaker, but I
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Speaker 1: do believe all of those things I'm sure you do.
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Speaker 1: A weird week up every morning with Jubil phone taps
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Speaker 1: two point five