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Phone Tap PODCAST: Job Interview · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: I call a grown man who's been living with his
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Speaker 1: parents for over a year now, and even though they
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Speaker 1: love him, yeah, they really really want him to get
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Speaker 1: out of the house and get a job, so they
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Speaker 1: reached out to us for help on that. Now his
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Speaker 1: dream is to become a reality TV star. Oh that
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Speaker 1: to win five hundred bucks. Hello. Hey, is this Colton? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: this is Colton. Who's this? Hey, Colton? The names Smitty Landcaster.
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Speaker 1: I'm one of the casting producers for Renegade e three.
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Speaker 1: You know, the people who do the show Naked and afraid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: how's it going. It's going well. Thanks. You submitted an
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Speaker 1: audition tape to us not too long ago, is that right?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Well, unfortunately you were not selected
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Speaker 1: to be on that show. I hate to break that
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Speaker 1: to you. Okay, yeah, no, that's I mean, I appreciate
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Speaker 1: you calling, yeah, but no. The good news is I
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Speaker 1: loved what you did in your audition, So yeah, thanks man. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that was a fun one. No, and I actually thought
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Speaker 1: you would be great for a different project that I've
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Speaker 1: been working on. Okay, what is it? So? I'm just
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Speaker 1: gonna say, like, I don't want to jump to conclusions here,
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Speaker 1: but if you pull this off, my friend, you could
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Speaker 1: be a very, very famous person. Not sure if that's
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Speaker 1: your goal or not, but dude, my Twitter, I mean
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Speaker 1: it's a steady incline, you know. But if I was
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Speaker 1: on a show like this, I know that I would
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Speaker 1: jump from like high hundreds to thousands and a second.
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Speaker 1: I want that for you. I want ten k for
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Speaker 1: your following. Thank you. What's the show? So? Okay, hear
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Speaker 1: me out? All right, this is a brand new reality show.
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Speaker 1: It's already getting a lot of buzz. Netflix said they
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Speaker 1: might be interested, and it's gonna be in a word thrilling. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you're selling me. Well what's the show though, Okay, so
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Speaker 1: it's called wait for it, okay, job interview. Boom, job interview.
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Speaker 1: All right, yes, so here's how it works. Okay, We're
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Speaker 1: gonna sign you up for like a random job interview,
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Speaker 1: and then the interviewer has no idea that it's all
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Speaker 1: being recorded, okay, and the goal is for you to
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Speaker 1: go in there and get the job, So the interview
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Speaker 1: word doesn't know that it's happening. Right, This is all
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Speaker 1: hidden camera stuff. So afterwards, do we come out and
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Speaker 1: say like, gotcha? Actually just a reality TV show? No? No, see,
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Speaker 1: after the interview, we wait for a few days, maybe
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, however long it takes weeks, and
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Speaker 1: then we find out if you got the job or not. Okay,
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Speaker 1: and I'm just picturing in my head. You know it
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Speaker 1: comes on the TV. The commercials pooh next week on
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Speaker 1: job interview. You check your email, Oh, nothing but spam.
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Speaker 1: I guess they needed more time to think about it,
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Speaker 1: or do they stay tuned for job interview? You feel
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Speaker 1: me on this? Okay, so I think I get you
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Speaker 1: so once I get the job, you guys follow me
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Speaker 1: like on site, and it's like Colton, not around the office. No,
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Speaker 1: that's lame. No one wants to watch that. You go
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Speaker 1: in to sign your paperwork and then that's it. End
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Speaker 1: of Colton's story. You have a brand new job. Congratulations,
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Speaker 1: Are you loving it? I definitely think it's interesting. Like
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Speaker 1: I don't entirely understand the concept. Okay, I see what
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Speaker 1: you're saying. You're wondering, where's the drama? Okay, at one
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Speaker 1: point during your job interview, when the person's asking you questions,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna excuse yourself and leave to go to the bathroom. Well,
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Speaker 1: if I came back from the bathroom like threat totally
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Speaker 1: a friend or something like that, because that would be
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Speaker 1: funny to see if like the interviewer was like, Hey,
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Speaker 1: is that a totally different suit that you're wearing. That's
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Speaker 1: funny for another show maybe, but this show's mine. So no,
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Speaker 1: we're not gonna do that. No, sure, I sorry, I
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Speaker 1: didn't mean to step in there. I just did. I
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Speaker 1: guess I wasn't sure what was happening in the bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about the bathroom, worry about being the next
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Speaker 1: big star of job interview? Are you up for it
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Speaker 1: or what? Yeah? I just you know, like all the
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Speaker 1: things that you you've brought up, Like, my only concern
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Speaker 1: is that it just seems like a normal person going
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Speaker 1: in for a job interview. Yes, and the dude, you
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Speaker 1: are getting it. You understand it to its core. And
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Speaker 1: you know who's actually behind this project? One thousand percent?
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Speaker 1: You are not going to believe who? Yeah, I mean, like,
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Speaker 1: who's back in at Spielberg? Oh, my god, better than Spielberg?
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Speaker 1: What the way? Well, okay, what are we talking about.
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Speaker 1: You know who's loving this right now is your parents? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: what do you what do you mean? Yeah? Your parents
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Speaker 1: want you to leave the house and get a job
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Speaker 1: so bad right now, My parents, like my actual parents. Yes,
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Speaker 1: your mom and your dad. They love it so much.
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Speaker 1: They even set you up for a really bad prank
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Speaker 1: phone called just so you'll do it you win for
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Speaker 1: you serious? I am serious because this is actually Jeffrey
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Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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Speaker 1: and I'm doing a phone to have on you. God,
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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your parents, Sam and Kelly set you up.
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Speaker 1: They said you've been living at home for over a
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Speaker 1: year now, and you've only gone on like one job
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Speaker 1: interview During the whole time, I really thought this is
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Speaker 1: a real thing. I'm actually like, I'm funn that I'm
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Speaker 1: not gonna be on a reality show. Now what comes
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Speaker 1: after job interview? The new show? Get a girlfriend? Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, no, it's just what your parents said. Oh.
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