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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Calls The Matchmaker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who just took a new
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  Speaker 1: job at a matchmaking service.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's kind of cute.
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  Speaker 1: She's just starting so all she's supposed to do right
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  Speaker 1: now is answer the phones and take down information from
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  Speaker 1: potential clients. But after just a few days, she told
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  Speaker 1: her sister it's actually weirder than she thought it would be. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're about to prove she hasn't even seen weird yet,
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  Speaker 1: because a young man named Timid Benjamin is about to
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  Speaker 1: call and give her some details about himself that she
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  Speaker 1: will never forget. In your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Pair matchmaking, missus Chelsea, How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? My name is ben.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Ben, How are you today?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Actually it's it's Benjamin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, Benjamin. Good morning. How are you today?
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  Speaker 3: I saw an ad for your matchmaking service?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? You did great?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I would like to sign up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Please, wonderful. That's awesome. Why don't you tell me a
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  Speaker 2: little bit about yourself so I can get some information
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  Speaker 2: down for you?
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  Speaker 3: You? Oh you want to know about about me?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, you're so nice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thank you. So what do you like like? What
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  Speaker 2: are some of your favorite hobbies?
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  Speaker 3: I'm speaking now, so.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I was just trying to ask you about you.
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  Speaker 2: That's all.
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  Speaker 3: Let me let me speak, Please, Can you please.
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  Speaker 2: Just get to it. I'm trying to be helpful here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to interrupt you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm kind of a fun, life of the
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  Speaker 3: party type of guy. You could probably tell that by
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  Speaker 3: our our interactions so far.
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  Speaker 2: You sound like a bundle of fun. Keep going.
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  Speaker 3: I have an extensive collection of novelty ties.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say novelty dies?
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  Speaker 3: Not ties like that go around your neck? Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: my mom my mom used to say nothing says romance
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  Speaker 3: like a bow tie and a pun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: So basically, I'm hoping to match with someone who who
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  Speaker 3: doesn't mind that I give PEP talks to my houseplants
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  Speaker 3: because I'm a plant daddy. So for example, I might say, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: it's not the size of your stamen, it's how you
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  Speaker 3: use it.
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's not supposed to be hilarious, it's it's inspiring.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's inspiring. Is there anything else?
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  Speaker 3: I had a relationship with a ficus for nine months,
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  Speaker 3: but it ended kind of badly.
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  Speaker 2: You had a relationship with a fighters plant.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't like to really talk about it because
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  Speaker 3: she broke up with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I actually think we have enough
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  Speaker 2: here and I really appreciate your calling.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, hold on, I didn't get to tell
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  Speaker 3: you about my impromptu karaoke battles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we need that. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I think I got enough about you now.
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  Speaker 3: And give you up and I'm never going to let
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  Speaker 3: you up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So sorry, I was trying to rick roll you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, I think I have enough now.
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  Speaker 3: Well you didn't. You didn't get my phone number?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know when it comes up on the screen here,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm good. I've already written it down. Benjamin.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I like it when when you say my name.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Benjamin, So I really have to get going here.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to be intimidated by my masculinity.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, you hit the nail on the head with
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  Speaker 2: that one. So I got what I need.
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  Speaker 3: One last thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Hurry?
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  Speaker 3: I'm curious or are you single? Perhaps?
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  Speaker 2: Uh no, I'm in a relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm real sure. But thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just a little confused because your sister, Jessica,
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  Speaker 3: she she told me you were single.
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  Speaker 2: What did you say?
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  Speaker 3: My word, your sister, Jessica, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know my sister.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well only enough to do this brink radio call
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  Speaker 3: on you. You're on the radio with a show called
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  Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Horrible?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jessica asked us to do this phone tap
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 1: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good, my heart is pounding. I was like, so annoyed.
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  Speaker 1: She said that you've only been working there a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days, and already you've had a bunch of really
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  Speaker 1: strange clients that you've had to help.
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  Speaker 2: So that's true. But I've never had one that broke
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  Speaker 2: up with his houseplants.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, she she she broke up with me
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