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Phone Tap PODCAST: Double Couples Counseling · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your brand new phone tap. And
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  Speaker 1: what do you do if you're going through a hard
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  Speaker 1: time in your relationship? Oh? Man, I don't at all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's important to maybe seek friends, advice, possibly family,
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  Speaker 1: even a trusted counselor or therapist. Possibly. Oh yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: the woman on the phone today is in luck because
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  Speaker 1: she was just referred to speak with the number one
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  Speaker 1: couple's counseling team in the country. Yeah, Brooke and myself.
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  Speaker 1: You know it, team two couples counselors for the price
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  Speaker 1: of one in a husband and wife duo. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: wait hold on, you guys are both in the phone
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  Speaker 1: tap together and we're married. Yeah, oh, my guys, is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how could this possibly go wrong? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how is this gonna work? You'll see, let's find that.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna save a lot of relationships. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's our very first attempt at a dual phone break.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us if you love it or hate it afterwards
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  Speaker 1: at seven, eight, five nine two. Anywa, let's give it
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  Speaker 1: a shot to your brand new phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey's Sweet Money Phone Taps only on
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  Speaker 1: Luva ninety two point five. You're a chance to win
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  Speaker 1: five bucks. Hello. Hi, this is Joseph Benson with Dynamic
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  Speaker 1: Duo Counseling. Is this Anne's? Yeah? This is Anne. Hi Anne.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also here with my lovely wife Carol. We're partners
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  Speaker 1: in business and in life, right sweet? Oh? Yeah, Hi Anne? Hi, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's nice to meet both of you. Yes, So, before
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  Speaker 1: we really get into it into the dirty details, do
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  Speaker 1: you mind me asking how did you hear about us? Exactly? So,
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  Speaker 1: I really friend Kelly told me about your services, and
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  Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm not sure if I might
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  Speaker 1: need something like what you have to offer down the road,
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  Speaker 1: but I might. You know what, that is just great,
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  Speaker 1: just so you know whatever you're going through. Plenty of
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  Speaker 1: people do couples counseling, you know, That's why we're different.
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  Speaker 1: Not every couple as a counselor like us. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we like to call ourselves a couple of
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  Speaker 1: couples counselors. Fun Okay, We just feel it's beneficial for
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  Speaker 1: couples to get perspective from both the male and female sides.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so nobody feels like they're getting ganged up on?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that right? Poopy kins? Are you fluffy? Marshmalling you? Goodness?
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  Speaker 1: That's that's funny. Oh what's funny? Just that I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: you do what you do and talk that way to
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  Speaker 1: each other. Oh yeah, we're very close and silly with
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  Speaker 1: each other all the time. We actually have a motto
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  Speaker 1: that proves it. Do you want to hear it? Sure,
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  Speaker 1: you have brains in your head, you have feet in
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  Speaker 1: your shoes, and you can steer your relationship in any
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  Speaker 1: direction you choose. Oh yeah, wow, yeah, so you too.
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  Speaker 1: You practice this well? It just kind of comes natural
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  Speaker 1: to us, and we believed that every couple should have
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  Speaker 1: a motto. And we also believe that communication is essential.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that right, sweetie? Oh yeah, to write my natty
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  Speaker 1: little sea monster snuggle. But I mean, even when it's
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  Speaker 1: with simple topics, you know, like hey, hon please don't
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  Speaker 1: spend all of our savings on essential oils. Again, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's almost important to respond to conflict by telling
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  Speaker 1: your partner how you feel. Right, and like, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: need to buy somebody essential oil if you wouldn't leave
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  Speaker 1: empty beer cans out for three days, right to love Chef. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe that was because somebody's mother dropped by that weekend
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  Speaker 1: unannounced and she was being a royal pain in the keister,
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  Speaker 1: so an extra beer or two was completely necessary. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on right now. Do you
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  Speaker 1: need some time to just talk to each other because
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  Speaker 1: oh no, sorry about that. We were just trying to
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  Speaker 1: give you a good idea about how we work together.
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  Speaker 1: But does that give you a little bit of a glimpse.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we're known for our effective, yet quirky counseling style,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that right, my little lightning bug? Hi, sweetie bear,
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  Speaker 1: I need to speak my truth. I'm not thrilled you
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  Speaker 1: brought up my mother in a conversation with a potential
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  Speaker 1: client on the phone. Okay, dimple King, Okay, Well, Pooky Booky,
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  Speaker 1: you should probably just get over it like I had
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  Speaker 1: to when you told me about neighbor ron and all
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  Speaker 1: the winnie stuff that you two did while I was
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  Speaker 1: on a boy's trip. I started in ruptic. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I think this is a good
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  Speaker 1: time for me to just go um no, don't hang up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you've got me sweet to pim a little delicious
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  Speaker 1: happy meal. So I'm sorry. And what we meant to
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  Speaker 1: say is that you're fine and I'm fine. We're all
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  Speaker 1: fine because these are normal things that people go through
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. Isn't that right? My sweet little saggy
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  Speaker 1: booby booby girl. Oh my god, Okay, musky man Pepper
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  Speaker 1: wants to talk about my body? Are you saying that
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  Speaker 1: because you were with that horror from Facebook? Don't little
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  Speaker 1: rabber jacky? And I told you my little Cherry Jubilee
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  Speaker 1: she's a massus. She's not a horror. She really doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like it when you call her that. But my little
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  Speaker 1: snuggle butt, as long as we're talking about, what are
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  Speaker 1: your plans for the weekend? Excuse me, I'm really uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: right now. And um, I'm really confused. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why Kelly thought this could be a good math for
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  Speaker 1: what I'm looking for. Wait and wait, and before you go.
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  Speaker 1: We just need to tell you we aren't real couples counselors.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that right? My little lamb chop a little desert flower, right,
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  Speaker 1: Snuggie Wiga snow out your friend, Kelly Welly, she set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a fully tap. What are you telling me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is a prank call, and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jeffrey and Brook from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Ye. Yes, sorry, it's a joke. When
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  Speaker 1: I said Kelly Welly, I meant Kelly, it was probably
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  Speaker 1: hard to understand. She set you up. I got that
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  Speaker 1: part and I'm laughing. But I'm so embarrassed because I think,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm assarrass for who I thought that you were.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not embarrassed because you don't have
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  Speaker 1: as good of a relationship as we did. Just my
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  Speaker 1: little winky Dinky Donka hote. Yeah, I'm a little midnight twinkie.
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