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Phone Tap: Ultra Max Flush · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You wy away.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap And today I get
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  Speaker 3: a woman to talk to her toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Because it's broken and that's the only way to fix
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  Speaker 4: this high tech smart toilet from overseas.
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  Speaker 3: Even though in reality she just owns a regular one.
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  Speaker 3: I get her to believe that it's something much much more.
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  Speaker 1: Did you call Alexis's roommate.
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  Speaker 4: In your brand new phone?
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  Speaker 2: Tap? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hello's this his books from Toto? Is this clear?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Who is this again?
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  Speaker 4: Hello? My name is Books. I am from Touto. You
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  Speaker 4: emailed about the toilet you're purchected with us. It is
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  Speaker 4: having problems.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much for colling.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, of course, can you tell me about the issue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just bought this toilet from home and
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  Speaker 2: now it's not working and the plumber seems to think
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  Speaker 2: that it's a manufacturer issue. So I emailed y'all to
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  Speaker 2: see if you can help me fix.
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  Speaker 4: That that figures this out. Okay, can you please tell me?
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  Speaker 4: Is it the Ultramax two or just z Max.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Ultramax two.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you like the fancy toilet, so you must have
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  Speaker 4: very strong movements. Yes, I'm sorry what you have? Very
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  Speaker 4: strong movements. It's a good thing. Movements are strong.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I wanted a nicer toilet. The salesperson said this.
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  Speaker 4: Was the fat Okay, yes, let us see if we
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  Speaker 4: can troubleshoot this for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: Let me look at up. I see it says here
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  Speaker 4: you have purchased the voice activated toilet.
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  Speaker 2: No I didn't. There's no voice activation.
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  Speaker 4: This is no no no no no no no no no.
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  Speaker 4: The Ultra Max too, it comes with the voice activation.
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  Speaker 4: So I must ask you. Have you commanded it to flash?
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  Speaker 2: No, it can't flash. You can't do anything. That's why
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  Speaker 2: I needed to email you, like it's just yes doing nothing.
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  Speaker 4: So are you in the room right now with the toilet?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It's very similar to how the Americans. You say, Alexa,
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  Speaker 4: I need grapefruit, you know, this. Yeah, okay, yes, so
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  Speaker 4: you work, you must speak to the toilet. You say,
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  Speaker 4: Ultra Max flash me.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I do you want me to say that
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  Speaker 2: to the toilet?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is the voice activation feature. This is the
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  Speaker 4: day and age we are living. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but okay, so what exactly do you need
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  Speaker 2: to say again?
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  Speaker 4: You say Ultra Max please flash me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll try it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I will wait Ultramax.
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  Speaker 1: What's me?
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  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no no. You must say it
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  Speaker 4: in his native language in Suelanese sealese. Yes, so good
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  Speaker 4: morning Ultramax.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well that's English to me. So what's swalen? How
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  Speaker 2: do I say it?
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  Speaker 4: It's okay, I have you you you repeat after me? Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: You say gooli gooley bombom Ultramax. What pump frets.
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  Speaker 2: Palm frets is French fries? I'm pretty serous.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Ultramax loves them.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just repeat that phrase and I'll give it
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  Speaker 2: a whirl one more time?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, of course. You say gooli gooley bomboom, Ultramax pump frets.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, gooy gooy.
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  Speaker 2: Bomba threads palm free golly coolly Sorry, what was that again?
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  Speaker 4: It's googigle bomb bomb, Ultramax pump Freez very.
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  Speaker 2: Loud, gigly bomb bomb, ultram concrete.
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  Speaker 4: He is fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, nothing happens. I don't think this is working.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, I know the issue. We must wake him
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  Speaker 4: up manually.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, How am I going to wake him up manually?
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  Speaker 4: How in the world you must bend down and find
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  Speaker 4: his whole?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: And then you reach inside and posy lever? Very hard?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? You want me to reach inside the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Similar to how you Americans you like to rob the
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  Speaker 4: belly of the alligator.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What alligator?
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  Speaker 4: I just want you need to reach into his hole
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  Speaker 4: and posy lever if he wants his to mark.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting. I am not going to do that. It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: You are not helping me. I have had this issue
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  Speaker 2: for two weeks, a non working toilet. Sir, can I
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  Speaker 2: fixure your supervisor?
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  Speaker 4: I am the supervisor. It is a very small company.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I need to figure out something. I
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  Speaker 2: just bought a brand new toilet and I need it
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  Speaker 2: to work. And I'm not reaching in and I'm not
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  Speaker 2: shouting at it anymore, I am not working.
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  Speaker 4: It's very easy. Once you reach in and you pour
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  Speaker 4: the lever, you tell me about it, and I will
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  Speaker 4: tell you that this is a prank phone call and
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  Speaker 4: now all will be fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what did you say?
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  Speaker 4: Is the brank phone call? In my country, it's called
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  Speaker 4: gooligolly phone tap?
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Oh my god, this is a Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't work for the toilet company. I'm from Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. Your boyfriend Ben set you
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  Speaker 3: up for this phone tap?
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  Speaker 2: No way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ben told us that you bought a new toilet for
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  Speaker 3: your house and it wasn't working, so he thought we
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  Speaker 3: could mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I cannot believe it. I am going
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  Speaker 2: to kill him. Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 4: The Ultramax too does come with a killing feature. Would
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  Speaker 4: you like to activate it now?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Please activate it? Please?
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  Speaker 4: You will have to do it. In Sulae.
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  Speaker 1: Weeke up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning