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Phone Tap: Honeymoon Therapy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank call. It's Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, and today we reach out to a
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  Speaker 1: woman who's about to tie the knot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh why, She's.
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  Speaker 1: Been planning her wedding for months, so of course it's
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  Speaker 1: been pretty stressful and the one thing she's looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to is her honeymoon.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: You know a lot of the times with these we'll
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  Speaker 1: get requests from the groom saying go ahead, mess with
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  Speaker 1: my bride, But not this one. This time the mother
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  Speaker 1: in law wanted to get in on the action. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: she's going to find that out at the end. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 2: calling from Sandals Resort, Bahamas. My name is Carpy. Carpy
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  Speaker 2: DM Am I speaking with Sabrina.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, this is sabrinare heady.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, We are so excited to have you next week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited to be there as well.
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  Speaker 2: What do I owe this call? Well, I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to let you know I did get a chance to
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  Speaker 2: speak with your husband yesterday or wait, the day before.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even remember what day it is. I'm living
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  Speaker 2: in the Bahamas. Okay, just looked at my watch. It's
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  Speaker 2: island time. Okay. Anyway, he had inquired online about our
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  Speaker 2: couple's honesty therapy session. He did. He did?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Since your newlyweds, he said, he was hoping this
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  Speaker 2: could be a step in the right direction to begin
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  Speaker 2: your marriage. That's kind of a strange thing to do
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  Speaker 2: while we own our freaking honeymoon. I gotta tell you
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  Speaker 2: it's not. We have couples do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: So I just need to get down a few of
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  Speaker 2: your responses because he's already completed his private intake interview. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: you said a what an intake interview like that? Is this?
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Did he really do this? Yes? He did,
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  Speaker 2: and I am so sorry. I don't have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of time, so I just need your response is to this, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The first point he listed your laugh as a quote
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  Speaker 2: current relationship obstacle.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Did you not hear me? Did the phone cut up happen? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 2: From my laugh is a obstacle? Like what? Well? I
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  Speaker 2: don't want you to get upset. You need to understand.
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  Speaker 2: I gave him many different options, and he just put
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  Speaker 2: your laugh as the highest concern. You're playing right. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm starting to see why he requested the honesty session.
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  Speaker 2: You are feisty. Are you done here? Like? Like you
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  Speaker 2: gotta be kidding? Won't take very long? Nothing else. Nope,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still gonna go the next point. He says, your
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  Speaker 2: driving style makes him feel spiritually unsafe? What does my
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  Speaker 2: driving style makes him feel unsafe? Like that? Just spiritually
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  Speaker 2: like maybe he could see God at any moment.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: He's the one that's always tried it.
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  Speaker 1: I am the pastor princess sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I had no idea you were suffering
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  Speaker 2: from PPS. Yeah, and when is that? Just like you said,
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  Speaker 2: passenger princess syndrome, you expect everything but don't give anything.
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  Speaker 2: You know what that's supposed to be A that's relaxing
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just joining the weather the brief. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: hear you, And you know what, We're just gonna add
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  Speaker 2: one more thing to that list of wants for you
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  Speaker 2: because we have added, free of charge, the Family Confrontation Circle.
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  Speaker 2: Family Confrontations. That's where family members can attend via zoom
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  Speaker 2: and air their grievances as well. Absolutely no, no, you're
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  Speaker 2: saying no, and I hear that, But do you know
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  Speaker 2: who said yes? Your husband's mother. She has requested a
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  Speaker 2: full hour of confrontation time. Gotta be the funny I
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  Speaker 2: ever heard of my life. Just you and your mother
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  Speaker 2: in law going at it for a full hour via
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  Speaker 2: zoom while you're sitting poolside with a mind tie into
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  Speaker 2: her hand. You gotta be the craziest thing I've heard
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  Speaker 2: of my light. Do you know what's crazier is that
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  Speaker 2: it was actually your future mother in law who set
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  Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she is fucking hilarious. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: take a deep breath. This is Bruk for the radio
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  Speaker 2: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap on you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I was ready to tear up house and home, queen
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  Speaker 1: and everything.
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  Speaker 3: She just wants you to know she hopes you have
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  Speaker 3: the most relaxing honeymoon ever. But she did request that
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  Speaker 3: family confrontation zoom call, so you might want to talk
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  Speaker 3: to her about that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, alright, well let's go WEDDI we get hurt
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  Speaker 1: at one into don't play with
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  Speaker 2: Me broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties