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Phone Tap: Clover DoorDash Detective · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank. Phone calls Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And there's a certain phone tap character
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  Speaker 1: who makes an appearance on this show from time to time.
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  Speaker 2: His name is Clover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's former British Black Ops and today he's been
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  Speaker 1: given a new assignment to figure out who stole a
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  Speaker 1: young woman's food delivery from the lobby of her apartment.
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  Speaker 1: And even though it may seem like a small issue,
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you he is going to take this matter
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  Speaker 1: very very seriously, probably too seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely too much. So in your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 2: working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, OI, as
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  Speaker 2: as Jane of Oz.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, who's this? Me?
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  Speaker 2: Names Frank but me Mike's call me Clover.
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  Speaker 3: I think you have the wrong number.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't, only do is Jana right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Right, Well, I'm the head of overnight se Care has
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  Speaker 4: his apartments.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, hi, hi h.
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  Speaker 4: I just got word from HQ says you had a
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  Speaker 4: delivery last night that was shall we say compromised.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I door dashed some food. I said it was delivered,
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  Speaker 3: but when I went to the lobby he was gone.
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  Speaker 2: Good God, that's a hostile acquisition right.
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  Speaker 4: On to me.
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  Speaker 2: Nows, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine me, I didn't get my dinner that night completely fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I bet it did.
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  Speaker 4: Who do you suspect it is the Russians?
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  Speaker 2: The Russians?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It could have been a neighbor. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the guy in three or four is kind of weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he's Russian though.
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  Speaker 4: No, Love, this isn't just a one and done package exception,
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  Speaker 4: all right. This has a smell of a much larger,
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  Speaker 4: more devious operation.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think someone got hungry, went
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  Speaker 3: ahead and took it.
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  Speaker 2: Or I need to know what was in the order,
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  Speaker 2: What was inside that box?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that has to do
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  Speaker 3: with anything. It was a lasagna from an Italian place.
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm, I'm taking some notes, Maazgnia Italian mob. Is that
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  Speaker 2: all you were?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there were some garlic knots and tiramisou.
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  Speaker 2: But oh, dear god, this is even worse in my thought?
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  Speaker 3: What's worse about that?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, listen to me, all right? Twenty eleven Belarus on
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  Speaker 4: my tailed to highly trained parmesan thief, who is doing
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  Speaker 4: this exact same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I lost track.
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  Speaker 4: Of them in the mountains over to bed. It's possible
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  Speaker 4: has reappeared.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're pretty dramatic for a concier.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, m ahead of overnight security. You're lucky. I'm
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  Speaker 2: on your side.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is a little ridiculous. This is is it
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  Speaker 3: is way overblown.
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  Speaker 4: If I say, any suspicious blow, carryon ranch dressing with
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  Speaker 4: a military posture, bingo bango, we move in and take
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  Speaker 4: him out.
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  Speaker 3: Take him out? What do you mean take him out?
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  Speaker 3: What is the right stressing of anything to do with it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the queue. That's always the queue.
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  Speaker 3: That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you have a better idea.
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  Speaker 3: I just think, and I've said this to you already.
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  Speaker 3: You're making a bigger deal of this than it needs
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  Speaker 3: to be. Why not just look at the security cameras.
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  Speaker 2: I see you want to go to easy route van ha.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that the point of the cameras? They do the
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  Speaker 3: job for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's play your little game.
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  Speaker 4: Say we check the footage and find out who took it,
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  Speaker 4: then they get a slap on a wrist. Meanwhile, organized
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  Speaker 4: snack crime runs rampant through the streets are.
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  Speaker 3: You on drugs drug what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: This is a matter of national security.
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  Speaker 4: If we don't act now, millions of innocent lunches will
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  Speaker 4: be lost senselessly.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, if you're not going to transfer me, just
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  Speaker 3: tell the main concierge that I know who took my
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  Speaker 3: food and you're not being helpful.
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  Speaker 4: You know who's helpful is your friend Casey. I just
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  Speaker 4: found out he's the one responsible. He's compromised his whole
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  Speaker 4: phone call. It means that you've been set up for
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  Speaker 4: a prank phone call on a silly morning radio show
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  Speaker 4: and you're on Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning right now,
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  Speaker 4: because this is actually a jose for Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, dude, you really nail the access.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Oxent, Are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: That one right there?
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  Speaker 4: You know you could only hope and pride at Clova
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  Speaker 4: would be your building security. You'd be watched all night long.
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  Speaker 4: You'd be safer than a prince of Egypt. Thank you,
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  Speaker 4: You're welcome, and honestly, I'm so sorry about your lasagna.
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  Speaker 2: That's devastating. I know I almost didn't do this prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call because you made me super hungry. Now I
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  Speaker 2: want to hear me soon. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties