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Beauty and the Beast Episode feat. Kari and Steve W. · Microphone Monkeys

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• 1:59
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_10: People say we're anarchist monkeys.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_06: Make some noise.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_06: There we go.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_06: Here we go.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_06: Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and this week we have I think almost six people now.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_04: We we have uh we sound like we got drumsticks going on here.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_06: We'll start with the call-in.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: I drive a dump truck, you jackasses.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well, there's where the stone comes in.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we will start with with we we could have Stone Age Steve Witt.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_06: We have a brand new guest today, before I go through the stories.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_06: The missing link between ape and man.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_06: He was born half baboon, half human.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_06: Well didn't take a second nap too.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_06: We have Silverback Steve Witt.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_06: He's calling in.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_06: Where was he driving?
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_06: To Virginia with a dump truck of stone?
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh to I'm I'm working up in Charlotte, North Carolina this week.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: And uh the job I'm on is delivering rock to an Amazon data center for Alexa.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_09: You're doing the good work, baby.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_09: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_09: There you go.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_09: God's work.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_09: Do they speak Kakalaki up there?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_09: They're in Charlotte.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_09: Up there in Charlotte and they speak of Kakalack.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: Not really.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: They have too many Northerns up there.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_05: They don't have Kakalaki in there.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe some of like the OG people, but like the ones who have moved into the area, though.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_06: Well, Charlotte, I think, is the biggest city in North Carolina.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_06: In the Carolina, is it?
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_09: Charleston, I can give you a break.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_06: Charleston is way more beautiful, but I think Charlotte's actually bigger.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they can stay there.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_06: That's fine.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah, you can have Charlotte.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_08: We got it.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_08: Give them the rocks.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_08: We also, I think it's conversations with the hope.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_06: But we do have the soundboard master, Dark Web Detmering.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, absolutely.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_06: AKA The Lurch of Liberty.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_06: We went to Sumter and apparently uh it kind of the picture kind of looked like Will was Dr.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_06: Evil and I was Minnie Me.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't know the Sumter guy was having some sort of NBA libertarian convention with like seven feet tall me about.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_06: You need to get a little step stool next time for me.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_06: We need like an AI doctor video of this.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_06: It was it was very entertaining.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_06: But we also have obviously Mafia Mike.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_06: In the house, the mafioso, the sports shakedown, uh gangster, metal bat mic.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_06: And that is based off of true stories.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_04: It's a true story, actually.
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  SPEAKER_04: We heard it from him.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know.
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  SPEAKER_06: Thankfully, he hasn't had to put it to use in the LP world yet, but you know, we'll see.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_06: It was really close.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, we had to put some people in line.
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  SPEAKER_09: I thought it was a cane at first, and then I got it.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_09: I got it.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's a mafia cane.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: It's a cane at first and then becomes a weapon afterwards, if needed.
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  SPEAKER_06: If needed.
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  SPEAKER_06: He's always prepped for them.
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  SPEAKER_06: But we also have back, we had to mimic Mike and Darren last week, but now we have them back.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_06: We have third eye Atherton, aka the one-eyed snake.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_06: Astral Projection Atherton.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yes, right.
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  SPEAKER_09: You know it.
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  SPEAKER_06: Our Oakland homie.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_06: And we have Darren's cousin from San Jose, not from Oakland.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_06: Not from Oaktown.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_06: No, Carrie.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_06: Carrie.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_09: Yay! She's visit visiting.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_09: She's in town.
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  SPEAKER_06: She's visiting and brought us free bananas for the monkey show.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_06: There it is.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_05: That's why I was hitting the buttons wrong.
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  SPEAKER_06: She was eating the banana and it's just completely downhill.
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  SPEAKER_06: Will's mind always goes the wrong way.
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  SPEAKER_09: She had a few questions like, why are there so many fireworks stores and beach stores?
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_06: It's called money laundering.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_06: That is what the mafia people of Mike's uh lineage just dump money here.
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  SPEAKER_06: Mike owns a lot of mattress stores in sort of reason.
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  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_04: Parking lots, mattress stores.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a bunch of empty beachware stores.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_06: Let's see if the the silverback, the macaque of liberty, can uh good chime in.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_06: How's it going?
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we're checking in on you, Steve.
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  SPEAKER_06: How's it going?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm here.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm listening to everything you're saying.
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  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_06: Okay, we're on the right track.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_06: We we aren't there's a lot of uh moving parts going on here on this one.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh but this week, oh good, we have toddlers pulling guns.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, good at daycare.
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  SPEAKER_06: Human toddlers or monkeys?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_06: Human toddlers.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they're also primates, but you know.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_06: Uh we have a uh um Texas uh Popeyes customers finding condoms in their chicken.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_08: That guy choking off his socks and be nice to your waitresses.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_06: Uh Seattle mulling a hate crime over a guy biting someone's forehead off.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_06: Uh a zoo advertising tickets for a child predator tour.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_06: Uh what Noam Chomsky didn't write that, uh uh woman falls eight feet into a hole in her backyard on her birthday.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: Oh wow.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: And people using uh picking up smoking again to get off vapes.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_09: So we have to make sense.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that I I can see that.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_06: It's I guess that's one way.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_06: They they didn't uh that seems to be the will strategy.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_06: He just smokes two cigars at the same time.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_06: Go back to the turkey.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_06: Forget cold turkey, I'm going back to the turkey.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_06: But to go back to our our Michigan story, there was other Michigan news this week, but I thought this was the most interesting.
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  SPEAKER_06: So a toddler pulled out a loaded pistol Monday at a daycare in southeast Michigan, and one of the children's parents has been taken into custody.
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  SPEAKER_06: No one was injured in the incident in Canton, but police praised the daycare staff who quickly intervened to remove the loaded firearm.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: Out of his lunchbox or I mean you know, I I talk about backlash of no nap time.
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  SPEAKER_04: I know.
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  SPEAKER_04: See, this is what happens.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_04: And took it into school with him.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we have discussed Steve Hoffman is a militant defender of the nap.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_06: He's not discussing libertarianism.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_08: And if you interfere with their nap, you might have a problem.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say Steve have a hidden kit we don't know about?
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you take their crap on several.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, he won't do 23 and me.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_06: Steve Hoffman's another rebel.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_06: But I thought this was an interesting.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_06: They always say in the gum rights world, you gunproof your children, you don't child proof your guns.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_06: But I think if you leave the loaded beretta in the lunchbox, I guess that might be a step too.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_06: That's a little early for the uh gun trail.
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  SPEAKER_09: So what's the punishment for this?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, there's got to be something like fines, jail, and that's the other thing.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_09: I'm sure the parents are going to jail.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_04: Probably uh take guns away from them and they can't hold the firearm again.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: That should be the punishment.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, did they say the gun's loaded?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_06: It is a load, it was loaded, and it's a loaded gun.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_09: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_06: They said they the police watched a video of the child taking the gun out of a backpack and they described it as shocking and said it was hard to watch even though they knew the outcome.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_06: That daycare had security in place, but it's going to increase protocols.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_06: I guess the love metal detectors now at the daycare.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're protocols.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_09: How old are these kids?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_09: Toddlers.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_09: They're toddlers.
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  SPEAKER_04: Five, six years old.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_04: Security?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_04: Three four.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_04: Security.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_04: They're starting early.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_04: Susan, they're learning how to shoot guns.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_06: Dang, this sounds like Mafia Mike's origin story.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, I don't have any kids.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_04: No one are you for the guy, yeah.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_06: You firing blanks?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_06: This is how Mafia Mike's Batman story will begin.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_06: We'll go all the way back to little Mike in Connecticut as three years old pulling guns on the daycare.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_05: That would be the other little Mike that we don't want to talk about, yeah.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_06: Little Mikey.
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  SPEAKER_10: Put down the gun, boy.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, put down the pistol, Mike.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_06: Good boy.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_06: See, that's why he brings bats around.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_06: You know.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_06: But let's see if uh the great silverback one, the the uh the the baboon human hybrid, as we like to say, Steve Witt would like to give give us his opinion on this.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_06: Do you do uh any child proof trail?
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_06: Or dare is was this like your childhood?
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_06: I I could see Steve Witt having a similar background as Mafia Mike.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even really know what to say about this one.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the only thing I can relate from a libertarian is like I remember a few years ago where they uh there was that meme going around where it had like the uh the toddler toys, and one of them was like a toddler gun.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: So it's like okay, you know, you're you're teaching your kids early, so I mean that's a good thing.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_03: Just don't cap anybody off when they're in school.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we need to make uh water guns great again.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_06: Water guns are again.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_09: I like that's a good promotion.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_05: It's not like I mean the big thing we used to be the headlines of oh, they suspended the child for using a finger pistol or grabbing a stick and saying boom boom or something like that.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_05: That's offensive.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, Fisher Price needs to come back out with the you know the toy gun.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_09: I like that too.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_09: You know those things where you pull a string and it goes around and then it says the cow goes moo moo.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_09: You could have the coin, the gun goes boom boom.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_06: Here, you give them cap guns, you give them water guns.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_06: Just keep the loaded gun away from the three-year-old.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: Nerf guns.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: That's the problem.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_04: There's no toy stores anymore.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_04: So it's what causes toys.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Toy stores R Us, but now the father's gotta give them the gun and say, here, play with this.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: Toys R Us is coming back this year.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, they're opening up like 150 stores.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_09: I love that.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, with an attached liquor store.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_05: Wines or us, yeah.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_05: Man, that's part of the southeast of it.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_09: I can afford a Toys R Us.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_09: I'll go in there and just wander the aisles.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_05: I thought Toys Ross.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_09: I love that.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god, yeah.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_09: Bad kitty.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_09: That's a good place to hang out, just to hang out.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I mean, what do you you've been in here for 40 minutes?
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_09: Are you gonna buy something?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_09: No, I'm just hanging out.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_05: Well, zip up.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_09: I was in the sugar store, and now this is better.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_05: I'm waiting on dawn.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_06: Um well, speaking of sex toys and sex devices in Texas.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_06: I love Texas, by the way.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_06: The great state of Texas, the Lone Star State.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_06: I can see Darren with uh at a rave with cowboy boots, cowboy hat.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_06: Well, what is your favorite city?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_06: You seem like an Austin guy.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, I do like Austin.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_09: Because Austin's built for trail hiking, and it really is.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_09: It's like one of the best hiking cities I think there is.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_09: And it's just plain weird.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_09: It really is weird.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_09: It's good and bad, weird.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_09: You just go with it.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_09: Don't they have it like keep it weird, Austin, kind of like Toronto?
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they do.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_09: And it and it is.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_09: And I like Dallas too.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_09: But go on, I don't want to, you know.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_06: Are there are there lakes to meditate on?
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, okay.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_06: Meditative.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_06: Very good.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_06: You can connect with Brahma from the Lone Star State.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_06: Brahma's everywhere.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_06: It's all good.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_04: I don't need to go far.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_04: Just don't bring that uh two by four to beat them cows to death over in India, and you'll be alright.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, see, that's the thing.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_06: You threaten cows, then the Indians get a little mafia-like.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_06: You start threatening the cows.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_09: Didn't they just save a flight the other day, those cow lovers?
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, was that the uh Israeli flight?
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah Oh wow.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_06: Cow lovers.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_06: They they use their intergalactic third eye telekinesis to take control of the city.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_05: I thought that was a nickname for us from Wisconsin.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, the cow lovers?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_08: Cow lovers.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_09: The whole Wisconsin, like talking about Wisconsin, where's culverse?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_09: Because I want a culverse.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_09: I'm ready for a culverse.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_05: I I think they're opening one up around here.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_09: Where, baby?
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_09: We need a culvert.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_09: I line up for that.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_09: I'd be the guy fucking line.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_09: See?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Talking about talking about culvers.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: I went there last night for the first time.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_03: Because they got a few they got a few up here in the Charlotte area.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_03: Ten times better than Freddy.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: Freddie didn't got shit on culvert.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_05: Did you get did you have the fried cheese curds?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't need any cheese curds, but I had the uh the curd the curd burger, which had a curd curve patty on it.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we can do it.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_09: Well, Steve Whitt is a bit of a foodie.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_09: Steve, I you you hit it on the nail.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_09: I miss culvert.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we we I I wonder what everyone will think of Popeyes after the end of this story.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_06: So apparently the customers are suing for 1.5 million, alleging they found condom-like foreign objects in their chair.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_06: What city is this?
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: This is in.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_06: Let us see.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_06: Customer claimed they were humiliated.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_06: This.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_05: What's humiliating about the food that's so good?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: And it was probably just a finger condom.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's their defense.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_06: You can be their defense attorney.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: It was condom-like.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, condom like, see?
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_06: Very important.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_08: This segue.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_05: This segues into uh Randy's new nickname.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, guys.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_08: See, I'm the host.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_05: I give every Randy Randy O-ring.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_05: That was World's new nickname.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_05: He missed he missed uh uh a little gathering we had the other day, and it's because he had to get and I I thought he said a cock ring, but anyway, he said he had an O-ring and he couldn't make it.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_06: I had to fix a sink, and now I'm for I'm Randy O.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_06: So now I'm known as Randy O-ring.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_08: This is gonna stick.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_06: That one's I knew right away when he said it.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_06: There's no one doing that one.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_05: Anything for stiffy Randy.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah, stiffy or stiffy stick.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_06: Randy is British for horny.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_06: And now uh we include the O-ring.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_06: I kept I kept all the extras from the package.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_06: You could you can use two or three at a time.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: So one at a time.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: Were the condom like objects?
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: Were they edible?
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: Or were they like when they started chewing on them, they blew them up like they did in the cone head?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_06: See, this is where we, these are the if he's gonna eat there or not.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_06: He's trying to work it out.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_06: Were these finger condoms and were these edible?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he he didn't care that there are condoms.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_05: He wanted to know if they're edible.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Steve Whit goes to the the uh bad kitty and just buys the panties to eat them during lunch on his uh work trip.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_04: Eat them off the girl's hand, the bears.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's bad kitty or toys or us.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_05: I'm confused.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe they're gonna put bad kitty right next to Toys R Us.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that makes sense.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_06: That makes total sense.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_06: See, you just see what's a next level foodie.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_06: He goes to the advanced foods.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_06: Uh it's not saying where, but I'm sure we'll we'll bump into it on the story.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_06: So two customers are suing, saying, saying they both found condom-like objects on their chicken.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_06: The plaintiff claimed the incident caused physical and emotional distress and fear of potential contamination.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_06: They alleged the Popeye's employees laughed at their complaint and failed to address.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, that's part of the chicken.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_06: Rubber chicken.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, it's just the skin.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_06: What are you talking about?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_04: It's another form of choking your chicken.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, wow.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, this is getting with the special sauce.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's their lubricant, is the chicken grease from Popeyes.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_06: Uh it says the damages Justin Howard and Danielle McKinnon are suing 1.5 million in damages after they allegedly ate the chicken that contain contained the object.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_06: It alleged they bought chicken from a Popeyes in Houston.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_09: Houston, yeah.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_09: That's where the zoo is.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_06: Houston's a whole special zone.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_06: The meal appeared ordinary, but it was not.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_06: They alleged they bit into a piece of chicken and immediately discovered what appeared to be a condom-like foreign object embedded within the chicken.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: At the same time?
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_06: I guess.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe one after the other.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_06: This may be a setup.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there could be a timing issue with that.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_06: It said that discovery instantly transformed what should have been an ordinary family meal into a deeply disturbing and frightening event.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_06: They were deeply disturbing.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_05: Two million dollars worth of deeply mis disturbed.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they did allege the customers were afraid of potential exposure to bacteria, bodily fluids, and STDs.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but look what they were eating, anyways.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: And there are Popeye.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_06: So they're eating garbage.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_05: That should have been consumptive.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_06: Even if it was a finger condom, that could still have some cookies.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_09: It's like four miles long.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_09: We can't identify this additive, but we know it kills you.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'm surprised they weren't chewing on a fake uh fingernail.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this isn't a bubble gum extra inside of the chicken.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_06: It's just the beak.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: How many mix does it take to get to the center?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_06: They learned this that test the hard way.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_06: Emphasis on hard.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_05: What came first?
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_05: The chicken or the or the condo.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_09: Or dirty rice.
• 21:46
  unknown: Yeah.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_09: Dirty rice is big in the sound.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_06: But I I thought this was, you know.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, please, Mr.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_06: Silverback, let's hear the uh from the road.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_06: Your opinion from the from the highway.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, I think this pops the story that I heard yesterday about the Popeye's employee uh Martin on the chicken.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, I mean they really ate the chicken, oh man.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_09: They're way to promote their business.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_06: They're in the kitchen sitting on the chicken.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_06: Then their condom finger condoms appear inside of them.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, if you go to if you go to Chick-fil-A in the Atlanta area, they actually sell hamburgers.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's why they that's why they tell everybody to eat it outside of Atlanta.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_06: Chick-fil-A does have like chicken breast balls that are unbattered.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_06: That are like breast balls.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, strange combination.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds like something you have to go for a mammogram.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, Bojangles get extra.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_09: Deep fried and greasy.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_09: I ain't fooling around.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_09: They're giving away donuts now.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_09: Why not?
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_09: Are they deep-fried donuts?
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_09: Could not figure it out.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_09: I looked at the order and I'm like, we didn't order donuts.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_09: She's like, You get the donuts.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_09: You get free-fried.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_09: With the bow bites.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_10: With the bow bites, you're gonna get the donuts.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_09: I'm like, holy cow, how's this possible?
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_07: This is America.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_08: She came running back to the car.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_09: She came running back to the car.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, you get those donuts.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_08: I'm like, oh my god.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_09: Whether you want them or not.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_09: Jesus, I get the donuts too.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_06: She knew you're out of your element.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_06: They had the extra Southern fry your meal there.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_06: But I thought that was just an interesting story.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe maybe take a second look at uh old Popeyes when you when you go by, especially the fact they laughed at the customer.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_06: We'll make your eyes pop with our finger condoms.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_06: But moving to Seattle.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_06: We're getting close to the West Coast now.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_06: That's the West, yeah.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_06: Seattle prosecutors are mulling a hate crime charge for a woman who bit a circle in the victim's forehead.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_06: Ooh.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_06: This is a strange story.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_06: You could try to apply a political analysis to it, but you'll see it's a little rare.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_06: There's a meth, bath, assault, mental illness angle to this one.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_06: So suspect charged with felony assault is under investigation for making racist and homophobic comments before doing a cannibalistic attack.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_08: A cannibalistic attack?
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, for fucking that court.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_06: So Seattle woman will need surgery for a gnarly wound.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_06: They are putting the West Coast Coast after a stranger who called her an inferior race took a bite of flesh from her forehead in a surprise attack.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_06: And her name was Diana Gonzalez.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_06: So this is there's a lot of plot twists in this one.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I can see this happening.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_06: Was it a male or a female?
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_06: I think it was female on female violence here.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_09: No hair pulling, just went right for the bite.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_06: They went a little more hardcore with this.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_06: Right for the bite.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_09: I'm taking a bite out of that, bitch.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, you think you have wrinkles?
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_08: Racist.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_08: I'm taking a bite out of you.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_05: Surprised breast balls weren't involved.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I know.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_06: Breast balls, finger condoms.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_09: Man, was there sun shining?
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_09: Because that might have been.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_09: It was in broad daylight.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_09: In daylight, yeah.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_06: The incident occurred in broad daylight on September 18th when Diana Gonzalez, 36, was walking to a local convenience store when the alleged assailant, identified as Camellia Chadley, threw a food wrapper at her.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_06: After Gonzalez asked the woman why she did that, she applied, You're the inferior race, used a homophobic slur, she spat on Gonzalez, dragging her to the ground.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_06: The suspect then sank her teeth into Gonzalez's forehead and not out a one-inch diameter chunk of flesh.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she could work at the cancer center for the uh zombie.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_06: This is the under the table skin cancer uh clinic.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_06: It's very picture of this lovely person.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, I don't think they do.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_06: I think Seattle isn't like South Carolina.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of mentally ill over there.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well Washington's a strange state.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_09: It's yeah.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oregon and Washington is a different kind of weird.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_09: It's not a good kind of weird, it's a different kind of I know the shrooms come from Oregon.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_09: Dude, my last visit to Washington was really dark.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_09: Really dark.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_09: It was gray every day, raining every day, stark metal.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_09: And the comment that came back is like, this is like Oakland if the Walking Dead took over and it never had sunlight.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_09: And that really just emaciated, pale, pasty people with marks all over their faces, tattooed from their nose down to their toes.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_09: I will say you just say hi, how you doing?
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_08: And they're like, This, uh apocalypse.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_08: You want some fried chicken from Popeyes?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_08: With the all the rain, they do have beautiful landscapes.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's no, it's beautiful.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_09: The the trees are beautiful and stuff, but it's a weird thing.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_09: One thing I did like uh in my going through Oregon, I did like is they these the kids take old Honda Civics and they jack them up and they put mud tires on them.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_09: And they're driving around in these like little Honda Civic DX deals and they're all jacked up with giant wheels and they're like covered in mud and they're gonna be able to do that.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_04: So they're doing the opposite of what the Northeast Puerto Ricans do, with lowering the car topic.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, yeah, totally opposite.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_04: Avoiding every pothole with the big speaker in the back, banging the music.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_06: It sounds very southern style, what they're doing with those Honda Civics.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's got its own thing.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_04: It's the reversal uh aner squat.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_09: It sounds very anar-like.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_09: I was trying to explain the squat to her, she does not understand.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you don't even see anir too much.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I think you do.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_04: Once in a blue moon, you might see them.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_09: I see them up in in North Myrtle.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, you mean the truck squatting trucks?
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, gotcha.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_06: Which is also kind of that wouldn't be Puerto Rico, that'd be like more of a Mexico thing, a low rider thing, wouldn't it?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_09: No, it's Puerto Rican, too.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's Puerto Rican, trust me.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_04: I know that.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what's interesting.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_04: They have a Puerto Rican parade where there's there's like 20 Honda Civics watching uh potholes.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they got it.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and the squads?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they don't have squats up there.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, they squat the car down.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_04: All the way up to the ground.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's called lower ground, lowered lower.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_09: But they don't have they don't have squat trucks up there either.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_06: Well, here's the interesting thing about Seattle.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_06: When officers arrived and responded to the scene, they found a piece of the victim's flesh the suspect had spat into a grate.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh he said it looks like a zombie bite in a movie that you would see.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_06: It's like it's a full circle, what she bit out.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_06: It's like a Euclidean circle out of her forehead.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_09: Let's hope it doesn't spread.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_05: This uh where he was later found in a Popeye's drive through.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_06: Is that some grizzle?
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_06: This is my face.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_06: I'm going to have to have the scar permanently, she said in the police report.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_06: They indicate Chadley was living in a shelter across the street from the crime scene.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_06: Police reports from her prior encounters describe her as having a history of mental illness and substance abuse issues.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_06: No way.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_06: Come on.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_06: I don't believe it.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_06: Come on.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_06: Was it insanity?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_06: Did she have a therapist with her on site?
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_06: They might have to helicopter a few people in for this one.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_06: I've seen a lot of this kind of stuff in Myrtle Beach, but nothing quite like that.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_06: That's a Thursday in Myrtle Beach, yeah.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and Yopon.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_06: Gonzalez noted she and Chadley, who who are the same age, share a similar complexion and both have curly hair.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_06: I was like, Do you think I'm white?
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_06: Do you think I'm black?
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_06: She's like, I don't care.
• 30:09
  unknown: And then she repeated.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_06: Then she repeated the racist remarks, and that's when the attack happened.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_09: That's very West Coast.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's totally West Coast.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_09: I don't care what race you are.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_09: I just care about its race.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: I just know you're important.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_01: They both sound Latina.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_09: They both sound nuts.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_03: Could have been worse.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_03: She could have bit her ear off.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like, what's his name did to a Vander Holy?
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_06: This is very similar.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: Weird story about that.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_01: I was in Italy at the time, and I heard about the fight.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: Me and my dad were totally into boxing.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: That night I got bit right here by a dog.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, on the bridge of your nose.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: The same night his ear got bit off.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: In Italy?
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_01: In Italy, yeah.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_06: Well, Mike Tyson is very pit bull-like.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_09: So that's a little close for comfort having a dog that close to your face.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_09: I don't like that.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what a Vanderholyfield thought.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's it.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_06: A Van der Holy meal.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_09: I was gonna say though, it's like you know, if you're gonna do the biting, the nose and the ear is kind of the way to go.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_09: Like the forehead's a lot.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_04: That's a that takes commitment.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it takes a lot of a lot of bath salts to commit to the forehead.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_09: Do you think this was premeditative?
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_06: I think what she says, you you inferior Mexican, even though I'm the same race, I'm going to cannibalize the water.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_09: It's the West Coast, the race doesn't matter.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_09: You're just you're upset about race anyway.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_09: You're just upset about the race.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_09: Whatever race it is, you're upset about it.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_06: There was that Florida story.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_06: This was a few years ago during the Bath Salt Peak where the roommate started doing like this kill bill push into the guy's chest and ripped his heart out while he was sleeping.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_09: Oh wow and then ate it.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_09: And then ate it.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_09: Cooked it.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_09: Was it cooked or what raw?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no, it was raw.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_05: And that wasn't through a Popeye's drive-thru.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_06: No.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_06: That was more uh I think homeless shelter related.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_06: That wasn't really the uh those were the good old days.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, we've moved so far from there.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_09: You know, we execute people three times and they live.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_09: So you know, it's progress.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_06: I did see that today.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, oh Tennessee.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_09: Well, yeah.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they got that.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_04: He lived through what, three shots?
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_09: I think two.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: She can't kill me.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_09: She's coming back, though.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_09: They'll they'll bring her back for more.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_04: Just go full tour.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_04: She's a test subject now.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_04: Like a guinea pick.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_05: I actually have some inside info on that, uh, but we'll have to do it after the uh recording.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_09: You don't want to go to jail?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_09: I thought all the laws were yours and not everybody else's.
• 32:49
  unknown: Yeah.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_04: Dark web memory is a lot of connections.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_09: Wait, are you guilty for the actions of others?
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_09: Are you a communist or something?
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh no, we we all have a mutual friend who is at the ER at Vanderbilt University when she got wheeled in.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_09: Oh we're gonna leave it at that.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_09: Whoa, burning.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, limol.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I kind of lost that one there.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_06: It got lost at the Dolly Parton airport on the way here.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_06: Has that ever happened with an execution?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_05: And the thing is, all the all the stuff about her not having the correct dosage and all that other stuff is all BS.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sure it is what they just didn't have a good phlebotanist.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_05: They didn't they didn't have uh a good vein and it collapsed.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_09: Oh wow, it's a flop phloppity phlebotanist.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_05: Phlebotony.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_09: And they they dosed her twice.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_09: Twice.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_09: Well, yeah, you know, you could just double it.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_09: It didn't work.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_09: And in the vein.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: And it was an all-female execution team.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_09: Oh this is the baboon thing.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_09: Here we go.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_09: Wait a minute.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_09: Wait a minute.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_09: So they weren't traditional wives that were there.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_09: Those weren't the traditional wives.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_09: Those were the those were them feminist ones from Tennessee.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: They were they're DEI hires.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't have any men.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_06: They're DEI hires.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_06: Do they do that in Tennessee?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_06: They do.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_06: They do.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just nursing.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_06: Of course they do.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_06: See, these are the great appearances of Steve Winner.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_05: Not necessarily the Rodegin.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, I I disagree with Matt.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I disagree with uh Matt Walsh.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: I think that she should be hung.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: Bring back the gallows.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_09: We should televise that stuff.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_09: It's really good for the child molesters like the Epstein class, you know, broadcasting it, and we can we can have flags.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_09: I love it when they have the flags in the background.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_09: The hangings can go wrong.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_05: So I think I think the the firing squad should be the way to go.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_09: But your four flags in the background, right?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, absolutely.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_09: What did this lady do?
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god, she scratched a pentagram into somebody's chest after killing her.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, and then ripped her head apart.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_09: Horrible.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: She sounds like the Seattle lady.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's what Reason was going through.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_06: It costs like 10 times more to just go through the uh you know death row than to just keep him in prison for life.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_04: We should just do uh uh town center stoning.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, stonings were fun.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_06: See Mafia Mike always brings back the medieval metallic.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_06: So I was the one that throws the first stone.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's it, throw the first stone.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_09: I like that.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_09: Like in the life of Brian when they do the stoning with the big boulder and they drop.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_09: I I'm all for that.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_06: But we need flags in the background.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_06: What about just bringing back like that DC guy?
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_06: Just bring the guillotine.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_06: Guillotine's good.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_06: Guillotine's good, yeah.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_06: That probably is less problems than the uh the hanging situation.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_06: It's pretty quick too.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_01: But it's probably pretty messed a little messy.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_09: Uh that's true.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_09: Well, they have that basket, you know.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_09: We don't just mine the basket with plastic.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_09: They'll have robots soon anyway.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_09: And then a robot soon.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_04: We can get a home depot bucket over there and do a commercial.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_09: You we could put a flag on the blade.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah, that's pretty good.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_05: And and then Mike's got his cleanup crew.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, a big bumper sticker.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_08: That's pretty good.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_09: Gitter done.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_09: We could and you know what?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_09: Traditional wives could pull the rope.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_06: You could do all three at once, or you just brought the AI example.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_06: What if they just had the T 1000 or whatever it is, uh, just strangle the person and they do it like a pay-per-view event?
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: Well, with with AI and robotics and uh the stuff coming out of China.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that would that would be the way to do it.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_06: That would be a very Chinese way of doing it.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we could even tariff that.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, you know, you you can always let Lindsay Clancy try to kill her.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_06: This lady might win.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_06: She Lindsey Clancy took down kids.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_06: This lady took down, I'm guessing, an adult and put the pentagram in them.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_09: No, no, no, it was a kid.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_09: They were in high school, her and her boyfriend, and she's the one who committed the whole thing.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_09: And I think well, he probably egged her on.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, I don't know the full story, but they were like 17 each.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_09: They were in high school.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_05: And for anything, he wanted to be in the Toucha Booby tribe.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_09: That's right.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_09: But she evidently, like, her mother was extremely abusive towards her, alcoholic beating her, and just really horrific life that she had.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_09: And she had mental illness be because of this, too, on top of it.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_09: Is this the kid who died?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_09: The kid who committed this crime was like sexually abused, physically abused, like literally was left in her own feces while the mother just took off and wouldn't even come back, so she was basically starving her.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, she had a really abusive life.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_09: Not to say that this is right, but she did.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it there is the gladiator angle that that is tied in with Mafia Mike.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_06: I like this pay-per-view style, like uh Lindsay Clancy.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_06: What's this lady's name in Tennessee?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_05: I can't remember.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I can't.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_06: Many brilliant ideas.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_06: Two strikes her out.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, yeah, yeah.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_06: Once she carves out the first kid, that now we'll just see uh battle to the death, then put the lion in.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, there you go.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_09: Robot lions.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_09: Robot lines are good.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_09: Robot CEO.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_09: I had this idea.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_09: I had this.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: I had this tax your beds.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_09: I had this CEO of an unnamed company that would come to meetings, he'd force these meetings on me, and it was the era of the BlackBerry.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_09: And he had three of them going.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_09: So he never made eye contact.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_09: He was just going like this, and he's like, you know, so-and-so owns a hunting ranch in Texas where they go around shooting these exotic animals.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_09: And I said, You're just giving me a great idea.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_09: We could open up a ranch where we remote control the BMWs and people can run around blowing them up.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_09: And he just he finally made eye contact.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_09: He looked up from his devices and he's like, Oh my god.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_09: Why would you do this?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_09: And I was like, Well, they can run people over too.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_09: We can make it fair.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_09: Well, there is And then he left the room silently.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_09: He's like, Ah, how did we hire this guy?
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_06: Well, there was a Black Mirror episode called White Bear, where when people committed crimes like this, they would give them amnesia, and then the whole town would like pretend hunt them down.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_06: Which is almost like a human hunting.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's great.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, that's it.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_09: See, there's some sci-fi.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_09: The traditional wives would like watching that on TV.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_09: They probably would.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_09: In between their breaks.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_06: Probably, yeah.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_06: In between, you know, ironing and everything.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_06: But speaking of uh child predators, I guess you could describe those two as that.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Mike.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_06: A zoo.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_06: A zoo advertises tickets for a child predator tour.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_06: So I don't think they had the uh editor.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_06: Whoa! There's your neighbor Fred right over there.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_09: Is this on an island somewhere?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_09: Is this on an exclusive island?
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_03: Was this the same zoo where Harambi was at?
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_06: It might be.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_09: He was guilty until proven innocent.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_09: They didn't it was for humanity, really.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, we're revolved.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_05: There was a beep that just happened, but I was worried, but I I see the little blue line, so we still have the silver back.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_06: This is this is soundboard mayhem today.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_06: A zoo has blamed a computer error after it advertised a child predator to her online to see it's tigers and lions.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_06: That'd be so boring.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_09: An intern did this, like right?
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_09: An intern that got fired from Popeyes?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_09: I mean, what's going on?
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_06: That is the new excuse for everything.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_05: When you have somebody with English as their second language doing your advertising for you, you got a problem.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_06: The child lion tour.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_06: You could have like those Manhattan bus tours where you just go through the sex offender list and have a child predator tour.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they could knock on the door and say, hi, we're on the tour.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_09: We want to say hi.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_07: You're top of the list.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_06: It says right here.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_06: Child predators can't be within a thousand feet of a bus stop.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_06: So that this would be a way to reach out and for a little entertainment, I guess.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: There we go.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_06: A lot of brilliant ideas on the show.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_09: We're really coming through with this one.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_06: But well, and they did, they've been blaming AI a lot.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_06: Of course.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_06: When the beginning of the Ram War and they blew up the nursing, the kids' school, they went, oh, ChatGPT made an error.
• 41:47
  unknown: Oops.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_09: It happens all the time.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_09: It's just an hallucination.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_09: In Brahmin.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_06: In Brahmin.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_06: It is like a simulation.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_09: It's a simulated Brahmin.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_06: It's a bubble within a bubble.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_06: We're getting metaphysical.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_06: Here we go.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we got the Zen back.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_06: We have the Zen back.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_06: We have the monkey group.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_06: It says bosses at Chester Zoo quickly changed 90 minutes.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_06: Wait a minute.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't Chester a molester?
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_09: That's like a famous thing.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_09: Well, this is in the UK.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_08: Oh, well, of course.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_08: You are the child.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_06: Child predator tour.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_05: Totally makes sense, Matt.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_06: Totally makes sense.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_06: It says they quickly changed the 90-minute bus tour's name after it was branded Sinister by visitors.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_06: But it was quickly changed.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_06: But the name blunder earlier this week was part of the uh oh, excuse me, Cheshire, yeah.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_06: Zoo's ticket promotion to allow visitors to go on a tour to see Sumatran tigers.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's lions, rhinos, and komodo dragons.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_09: All of which don't live next to each other, but okay.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they do in a zoo.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_06: In a zoo.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_06: In the UK.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_09: It's all happening at the zoo.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_06: Is a Sumatran tiger?
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_06: Is that like an Indian tiger?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_09: Sumatra, I think so.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_09: No, Bangal Bengals are the Indian tigers.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_09: But I I don't know.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Sumatra sounds very Hindu.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_06: So I'm just guessing.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_06: Sound like oh, extinct animals.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_09: There are kind of tigers are on the way out, unfortunately.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_06: Did you know tigers are way larger than lions?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_06: They're like a massive apex predator.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_09: And they are an apex predator.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_06: And if they were put in Africa, they'd be a super apex.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_09: Hey, there's an experiment.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_09: What can we screw up?
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_06: What can we screw up next?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, tigers over there.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_06: They already do this in the Everglades.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, why not?
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_09: Hey gang, let's head over to Doc Annals.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_09: I got an idea.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_09: Let's give them modified mosquitoes.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that is.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_09: That'll help.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_09: We'll do the Myrtle Beach Safari.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, Myrtle Beach Safari.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_06: Don't they have a bunch of mutated lions?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_06: Probably.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they have Ligers.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_06: Ligers, ah.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_06: Went from natural selection to artificial uh dock animal selection.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_09: There you go.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_09: It always turns out well in the end.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_09: That's right.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_06: Nothing could go wrong.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, absolutely.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_06: Myrtle Beach is kind of like Jurassic Park-esque.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_06: They've had escaped animals at Myrtle Beach Safari.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_06: I'm sure.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_09: There's no question about it.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_06: That's a good way to get rid of some people.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that is one way to accidentally eliminate some people.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_05: Tiger King shows a staff gets off.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_06: Tiger King uh did have a tour of Myrtle Beach, too, back in the day.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_06: So this is like ground zero for uh animal experimentation.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I heard I heard rumor that uh a silverback escaped to um to Charlotte.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_06: A silverback escaped from the Saucastie Zoo, which is around where Doctor.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_06: Annel's thing is.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_06: And somehow got in a dump truck and and drove away.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_06: Pulled a terminator move and is on the way to Charlotte.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_06: He's building those data centers.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_06: He's bringing his stones that he builds things with.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_06: Eating chicken and eating chicken and Popeye breaks.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_06: Popeye's breaks.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_06: Eating fried chicken on the way.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_06: They're trying to keep it secret, but you know it keeps leaking out.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: I do live right down the street from him, though, in Soccer C so.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, is this a coincidence?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_06: We're making a chart here.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_06: My dad used to be a truck driver, and he worked for CDI, and he brought concrete things to Doc Annal Zoo, and they had a grizzly bear just in like a tin fake thing that he thought he was contained in.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_06: And he had bent up part of it.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_06: And it has multiple entrances, like it's Jurassic Park.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_06: And he said, Oh, you have him in this other little cage.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_06: Why doesn't he get out?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_06: And the guy said, Oh, he just doesn't know he can.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_06: So safety first.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, when you see elephants and let's bring some small children and see how that changes.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_06: Love a real child predator, too.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, real real predator.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_09: In the myrtle.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_06: Right next to Doc Annals Harem, he runs on the animal uh Myrtle Manor 2.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_06: The wild animal edition.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_06: But speaking of other surprise incidents, a woman falls eight feet into a hole.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, she's I can't believe I hit it.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_06: See, what Will's motor skills and eyesight have been going.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_06: So get out of there, glasses, will you?
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_07: Everybody loves those holes.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_07: I've got problems with my fingers.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_07: Everybody loves those holes.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_06: See, when we ask for Stone Cold, he does Monty Python.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_06: It's all they end up here.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_06: But a woman fall fell eight feet into a hole that suddenly opened in her backyard.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_06: And she said, This may be my death date.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_09: It might be.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_09: It could be a sign.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_06: In Long Island.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_09: Long.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_09: Long Island.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_06: Coffee and Mike's on old Long Island.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_06: A New York woman spent part of her 47th birthday partially underground in her own backyard.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_04: I think one of the guys dug a hole for her.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_04: They were going to bury her anyway.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_06: They need to question this husband.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, it just had leaves above it.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_04: This is the way to get rid of the bitch.
• 48:01
  unknown: Yeah.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_05: She avoided the punjai sticks.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_06: She missed all the tripwire.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_06: She's a traditional wife.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_06: How'd she get out of the kitchen?
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I know.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this is Long Island.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Long Island.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_05: You've been really dishing on the trad wives today.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's in me.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what happened.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_06: We need to check Darren's browser.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_06: I think it's browser history.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_05: Lonely traditional wives.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_04: Trad wives being tortured.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_08: We're related.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_08: It's always the quiet pop ones.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_08: No comment.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_05: She's not going in that one.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_09: She's seen this movie before.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_09: Everybody's seen your movie before.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_01: I've grown up with this movie.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have?
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_06: I want to see young Mohawk pictures of Darren.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_06: I want to see the hardcore punk rock.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_06: I want to see Rave Darren.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_04: You want to see it.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_06: I want to see 1980s, Darren.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_06: We need to have that on the pod.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_04: Fit writing in London, England.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_06: It says Danielle Tamone.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_06: It might be Tamone.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_06: That would fit in my life.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_06: Tamone.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_06: Timone.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_06: Said she was just walking through her Long Island yard when a hole opened up below her feet.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_06: She said, It's my birthday.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_06: It's not my birthday.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's a sign.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_06: It's my birthday.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_04: There's no yard big enough in Long Island to have a big thing.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_04: It might be the Hamptons.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_06: This might be one of the rich ones down at the other on the other end?
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_05: It doesn't say though.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_05: It doesn't say that.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_05: You're not allowed in the you know big fences.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna see water.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_06: This is behind the gates where, you know, they don't let the Puerto Ricans or the Mafia mics around in that part of the.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: Was this the sinkhole that opened up from one of the Jewish uh tunnels?
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, a Jewish tunnel.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_06: See, Baboon Mike has to come with the uh Jewish tunnel.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_06: Are we talking about the ones from the synagogue that uh there was something in Brooklyn or something?
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_03: The ones from like in New York.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_06: That's a long tunnel.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_06: These are the Harriet Tubman of Jews.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not sure about Jews.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_04: By APAC, those freaking Jews followed me down here when I moved here, and they came in Cadillacs.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_04: I was ready to take a back to their ass.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_04: Because I didn't know if they were gonna put a hit on me.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_06: In New York, they have the Jewish mafia versus the Italian mafia.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_06: So they they are ahead of the Italians with their tunnels, so that there may be a point.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_06: What was her husband's last name?
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_06: Uh she fell about eight feet down and found herself unable to get out.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_06: I wonder if the husband just put more dirt on top after she tried to get out.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_06: Uh she couldn't breathe well because I was gasping and scared and crying.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_06: Luckily, neighbors heard her screams and found her.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_06: Uh they called first responders who used a ladder to get her out through mud, water, and roots.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_06: They spent about 30 minutes pulling her out of uh out of the hole.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_06: She suffered whiplash and pulled muscles.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_06: They the cause of the hole is unknown, but they're they're they're investigating the husband in certain synagogues around the area, I guess.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_06: A hole that big and you didn't see where you were walking.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_06: Well, what's her weight?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_04: Must have been on the phone.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_06: This might be one of those.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_05: It was her birthday.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_05: She might have been celebrating earlier.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_05: Who knows?
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot of questions.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_06: They said the the cause of the hole is unknown.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_05: Well, she might she might be a long island medium.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_06: Will's working on the puns.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_05: He's where it's like his his uh unlike your dates, who are the long island large, but the truck tribe.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_09: Hacking the thunder.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I had to talk the family down from killing uh Randy over here.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_04: You ought to control again, Randy, with the with the with the Long Island Lolita, he was going out.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_09: Oh she just got off got off the bus here from New York.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot of things we have to discuss after.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_06: We'll discuss it during the Tennessee.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_09: She was uh could couldn't find the pizza.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_09: Couldn't find the pizza.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_09: Had to head back north snorting around.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_01: Never got the pizza down here.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds like we're gonna have a very interesting lunch after this.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_05: Randy, I haven't heard about this.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_05: I know we're all going to Popeyes for chicken.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_08: Get that special.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_01: Or the breast balls.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: Breast balls.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_09: Breast balls are good.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_09: This is this is why you Yeah, and we'll bring the O-rings.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_09: This is why you don't return my messages.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_09: I know.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_06: This is there's a lot of behind-the-scenes action.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_06: New York thunder, New York Thunder, and we think this is all it takes.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we we shall see.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_06: There's a new underground railroad back down here from New York.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_06: But uh we'll we'll we'll figure that out later, Popeyes.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the final story today is people are ditching vapes only to pick up another surprising habit.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_04: Bust out a cigar.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, which is basically what they're doing.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_04: From uh the vape, forget the cigarette, go to cigar to pot.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_06: That's not even a gateway.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_06: That's like you're going in and out of the same gate.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_06: And he gets the natural, he finds natural, goes to the herbal supplement store, he gets a L T More like LSD.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, he he he makes it sound like he's so natural.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_05: It's because he still has all this crap from his childhood that's still flowing through his veins.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: Being desludged.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_09: Depopey sludged.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_09: You know, I'm the opposite of the guy we talked about a couple weeks ago with his penis glued shut.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_09: I'm letting it all out.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, his penis is wide open.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_09: It's wide open, baby.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_09: Do you want a snake?
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_09: You know, I hang out a bad kitty with a clear conscience.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_04: He's not like the statue in the corner.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's like No, he's not for sale.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_06: Darren Sue and less of the super gloom, more of the weighted pull-ups, like the story last week.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I missed that one.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, damn it.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_05: Well, Steve, when was the last time you were buying lingerie at Bad Kitty?
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_09: Uh ever.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_05: Keep that story, man.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_06: Well, what was the t-shirt Steve Whitt had?
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_06: I eat uh edible panties or I remember that.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_06: He was he wore that at the last meeting we had.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_09: We had that that progress woman that was there, and she was talking about progress, and he stood up and he's like, Did you see my shirt?
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, that is true.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_03: I did say that.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_06: We didn't have uh we we need to bring extra bananas to to stuff in Steve's mouth when he's done.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_04: He's probably got a shirt that says when I enter the room, panties disappear.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_06: No, they just clench their sphincters.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_06: It's different than uh than what they talk about a bad kitty.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_05: They call that the Steve Witt Kegel.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_06: Their face and sphincters pucker up when Steve Whit arrives.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, don't make the guy crash the truck.
• 55:59
  unknown: I know.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_09: He's got an important mission up there.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_06: We are bringing stones.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_06: Bringing Amazon back to the Stone Age.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_05: He wants to make sure he can throw the first one.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_06: Some baboons throw their shit, but Steve Whitt has brought it to the Stone Age.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_06: He throws stones at the next level.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_06: This is next level.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_06: He's graduated to the next level.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_06: He has gone from ape to grade ape.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_05: Uh but actually Evolution, baby.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: You call me Fred from now on.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: Fred Flintstone.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_06: I like that.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_06: I like that.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_06: That's a good one.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_06: Barney rubble coming to the meeting.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_06: Uh uh, e-cigarettes have long been used as an alternative to traditional smoking.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_06: But public health data suggests some adults are trying to quit vaping, but are turning back to cigarettes.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was a smoker for probably over 30 years.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm a vapor now, and I can't I hate cigarette smoke.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's so nasty.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you know, I I don't think that's what they mean as a secession tool is to go back to Marlborough's.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_06: But of course, Randy Ullring is a pill popper.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_06: I do the nicotine lobby.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_06: He loves the nicotine lobby.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_09: Man, you're living on that stuff.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to wean off.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe I'll just pick up smoking.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, smoking might be a good idea at this point.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_09: Are you gonna just start raw?
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_09: Robbing.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_06: Just rob it, just take the filter off.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_06: Just get rid of the filter.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_05: Roll your own filter right off.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_05: Roll your own filter.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_05: As prescribed by Dr.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_05: Mafia Mike.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_04: Be a man.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_04: Get off those caffeine.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_09: You can roll the cigar.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_09: You can roll your own and spray your own chemicals on it.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, you could.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_06: That's pretty good.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_06: Spray some canada on it.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_06: Triple.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_06: Be the Darren Blunt.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_06: Tobacco mixed with L thean and Conna.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_05: That might be the one drug.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_05: That might be the one drug I'm afraid of.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_06: Darren Blunt.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, man.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_06: I'm as clean as can be.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_06: Clean as a whistle.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_06: Just seeing gnomes here and there, but other than that.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_06: They're only voices.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_06: They're only voices.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_06: The parrot was talking backwards yesterday.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, he's on a special diet now, that bastard.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, is Yoda too?
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_09: We talked to him about it this morning, didn't we?
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_01: Was he yelled at him?
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_05: Put those claws down, Yoda.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_05: Is he eating poorhead flush now?
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_05: Is that the special thing?
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_09: He's supposed to eat his damn pellets and it's not going well.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_09: We'll figure it out.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_09: Darren's been using the pellet gun on squirrels lately for Yoda's.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_06: Squirrels haven't figured it out yet.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_06: That bird feeder is really a trap for Yoda.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yoda might need some L-theanine and some can't be.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_05: Is your neighbor still upsetting the bird when it comes by?
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_09: There hasn't been a visit in a while since I sent the message regarding uh the Hindu nationalists.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_09: I got it.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_09: And then uh there was no answer.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yoda, I will say everything.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_09: There was no answer.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_09: I'm like, wait a minute.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_09: So I look at the list, it's the top seven religions who have committed the most terrorist acts.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_09: And the Hindus committed like ten compared to like these evil assholes out there.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_09: And I'm like, see, we need to be afraid of the Hindu nationalists.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_09: And he's never, he hasn't replied.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_09: I'm sitting there waiting.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_09: I'm looking at my phone, I'm like, give me a reply, man.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_09: You keep telling me I gotta be nervous about the fucking Hindu nationalists.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_09: Like, who are they?
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_09: Who the hell are they?
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_09: Who are they?
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_09: And it's like, I don't know, those other guys, those Islamicists are like at 2,000 attacks or something like that.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_06: I'm like, uh, it's kind of like well, I think they're trying to conflate the Sikhs with the Hindus.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_06: We don't know what they're doing.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_06: It's it's all the same.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_09: It's all a bunch of cowlovers.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_06: It's about it's all a bunch of uh propaganda against the Hindus.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_09: There we go.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_09: It's cheese, turds, curds.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_06: Every time I've been to Darren's house, he has had to keep Yoda locked down.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_06: Well he's under strict lockdown.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_06: He he needs the COVID lockdown because he could be a little bit of a threat to society, I think.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_09: He's under the lockdown and a new diet.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_06: So now he's cranky.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_09: He's not well, is he cranky?
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_09: Was he cranky?
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_09: He hasn't been cranky.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_09: He's been pretty dry.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't really know birds.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and for the listeners, Yoda is this massive predator bird that Darren has contained for 30 years.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, living living raptor.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the the uh dinosaur uh Velociraptor.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, okay.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_06: He's ancient.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_06: Recent data from Action on Smoking and Health show that some smokers and dual users.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, yeah, smoking cigarettes and vaping.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, bipolar.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_06: Just one cigarette on one side and the vape in the other side.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_09: It's like a polygamy.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_06: It's very confused individuals who stop vaping opt for traditional tobacco products uh instead of shifting from cessation products.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_06: The addiction specialists say it may be uh driven by nicotine dependence and challenges of withdrawal.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_06: I will say you get a lot of milligrams from double up, double up.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_05: Get a few from this too.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the yeah.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_06: It will does cigars and the six milligrams in the city.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_09: I'm so proud of you guys to do the way you're substituting this and doubling it up.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't you just hand of mouth?
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because I took the nicotine out of the the vape juice completely.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I didn't even notice.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're still that really well no, not now.
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_09: Now you're back on the nick.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I buy them, but I used to make bowls.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_09: I want to juice.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, she wants the juice.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_09: And they want to go back to the burning.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_09: I think it's a burning feeling.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, the combustion down your bars, which was the main problem to be gonna be.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_05: And I think it is part of the oral fixation of having your hand come to the mouth.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_05: I like that.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_06: I will say, doing the lozenges, if I just went cold turkey, I go into like a cold withdrawal, like I get hostility, anger, get hangry, my weight goes up even more than it already has.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_06: It gets very mood swings if I go off of them, I can't.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you go you mean you mean more mood swings?
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_05: More mood swings.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_09: I quit the nicotine, I need New York thunder thaws.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_06: Here, let's get in the bus to Masters.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna figure this out.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_06: You don't even need to go that far.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_06: You just go down the street.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_06: We'll follow the midget wrestling carnies around and we'll figure this out.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_06: Deal with the withdrawal syndrome.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_06: But it said, unlike cigarettes, vaping can be done throughout the day and often indoors.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_06: But high potency and severe withdrawal is causing problems.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_06: E-cigarettes can be highly addictive because of the way they deliver nicotine.
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_06: Many vaping devices use high concentrated nicotine salts, allowing users to inhale large doses.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_06: So now when they do it on purpose with the high doses?
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_06: Warren Buffett said way in the beginning when he invested in coke, he said, Oh, sugar and caffeine.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I don't I don't see that uh going down anytime soon.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but he he came in after the cocaine.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_06: So I mean it's I know, he came post-cocaine, but he he he he got the uh the last reverberation.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_09: So they're so they're getting less nicotine from the smoking cigarettes.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_01: And so that's what I don't know if that's true because all the babes that I buy, they all have the same milligrams, it's five milligrams, and that's all you can get.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know either.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_06: Well I wonder I wonder what Steve Wood is doing right now on on his way to Charlotte.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have any cigars going on or Charlotte number one?
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_06: Number one correction.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: The ones that are already like three name.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well you can make your own and what you you get the nicotine in a in a separate bottle and you mix it into the flavor and the um polyglyco and polygly and um glycine.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's doing the homemade concoction.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_01: You can you could probably make it really high if you're making your own.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_06: Well, one of those zins is six milligrams.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_06: And they dissolve.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_06: I I get like dizzy.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_06: The room starts.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_09: You got a triple up of those and then have an espresso?
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_07: Starbucks and babies.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_09: I'm not on drugs.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_06: This is perfectly safe.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this was a great episode.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_06: This was the six-person monkey barrel.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_05: We went from two to six.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_05: Boom.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_05: Boom.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_05: Shamamba.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Silverback Steve.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, thank you guys for letting me on, and I'll probably be on.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_10: No taxes.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, buddy.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_09: Try safe out there.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so I will keep my way back.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_09: No need for.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_10: People say we're at our kids fungi.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_10: So we're too busy being free.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_10: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_10: No reset to tie us down.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_10: Brother Rose.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_10: All through the town.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_10: Fall and tiny is the way.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_10: Hands off my big toy.