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jason's secret life. · Top Five

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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what you're laughing at over there,
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  Speaker 1: but episode fourteen, I believe I should probably check beforehand
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  Speaker 1: of the Top five podcast. I am Kaylin sitting across
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  Speaker 1: from Jason. Hello, Jason Brown. We are besties and coworkers,
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  Speaker 1: and we decided to do this podcast because I always
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  Speaker 1: I am constantly saying that things are in my top
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  Speaker 1: five to a point where I couldn't possibly be just
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  Speaker 1: five anymore. But we pick of five things that we
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  Speaker 1: love each week and something that either made us cry
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  Speaker 1: or that we hate, depending on the week.
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  Speaker 2: Because you know, the world is tough out there.
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  Speaker 3: It's so true, and we got to on a bad note.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's reality, is no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding,
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  Speaker 1: totally jokes, but I think I did do something bad
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  Speaker 1: and I kind of need to get it off my chest.
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  Speaker 2: So I I'm sure you may remember this, but well,
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  Speaker 2: let me back up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think there's any listeners of this podcast that
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  Speaker 1: aren't listening because of other things, Like I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if anyone has just found.
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  Speaker 2: Us and decided to stick with us. That would be insane.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let us know if that's you, because like
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  Speaker 1: we have to buy you something because that's crazy. But
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  Speaker 1: if you don't know, I have a sister who is
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  Speaker 1: twenty years old. She's going to be twenty one in August,
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  Speaker 1: which is crazy. She uh just texted me that she's
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  Speaker 1: officially a senior in college, so she must be done
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  Speaker 1: with whatever the hell, which feels really Yeah, but college
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  Speaker 1: gets out pretty early.
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  Speaker 2: I always remember.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still maybe because it's like cold out.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it shouldn't be summer break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I watched her boyfriend graduate the other day on social
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  Speaker 1: so weird.
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  Speaker 4: So I think it's over the situations already happening. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's prom right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the high schoolers and the college kids get out
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  Speaker 1: at different times. Oh yeah, although it may be soon
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  Speaker 1: for I mean, prom is pretty much like the end
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, so it might be soon. But anyways, So,
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  Speaker 1: my sister and I are thirteen years apart, and a
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  Speaker 1: separate note that then will later become intertwined is that
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  Speaker 1: you know I love a strip club.
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  Speaker 2: Okay that has my sister is not a stripper.
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  Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with her other than the
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  Speaker 1: fact that it all comes together in a minute, I promise.
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  Speaker 1: And my parents are very much polar opposites, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how they liked each other even for a
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  Speaker 1: moment to make me, but I'm very much and like
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  Speaker 1: both of their daughter like very much. And my dad
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  Speaker 1: he loves a party. He just just know that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: both of my parents. Okay, yeah, well no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about that, but he's a good time. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: very much both of my parents. And I love a
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  Speaker 1: strip club very much. I think, you know, it's my
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  Speaker 1: retirement plan. I want to be a house mom and
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  Speaker 1: a strip club. And if you don't know, house moms literally.
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  Speaker 2: They like they cook for the strippers, they put their.
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  Speaker 1: Glitter on, they put their bobby pins in, and if
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  Speaker 1: the strippers like you, they caught you into their tips.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just I just love the strip club environment.
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  Speaker 2: It's for me. It activates all my senses. I just
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  Speaker 2: love it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not even like I don't know why. I
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  Speaker 1: just love the environment, love the music, love it. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a strip club here in town that I had
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a residency at for a brief period
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  Speaker 1: as a patrona my I always say that there's not
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  Speaker 1: good strip clubs here. We're talking female strip clubs, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. I always say that because I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the place that I went is great, but
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  Speaker 1: like Detroit has amazing strip clubs, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them here aren't full nudity, or you
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  Speaker 1: can't drink at them or yayata.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on what city you're in, or like if
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  Speaker 3: you go for sure, Indiana, there's different rules. Oh, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how I feel about an Indiana strip club.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I want to see one in every city, Like honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I really want to see how everybody gets down.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, there's different rules.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, there's just nothing that compares to the
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  Speaker 1: Detroit strip clubs. There's just not great ones in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know why that is, only you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a big city, and.
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  Speaker 3: Like ever like a downtown thing to do, and someone
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  Speaker 3: that like grew up here, he's never like, we're going
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  Speaker 3: to go in the city and go to strip clubs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's ever said that.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, I don't want to like one.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to, but too, like, why would you
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  Speaker 3: like there's one? I feel like I only.
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  Speaker 1: Know of one yeah yeah, and the city right and
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  Speaker 1: then Ricks right yeah. And I love Ricks because I
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  Speaker 1: had my residency there because a friend of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Was a DJ. I don't know if he still is.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I hope maybe not, but he was
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  Speaker 1: a DJ there and so we always like got in whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So I had my little moment where I was going
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  Speaker 1: to the strip club kind of frequently.
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  Speaker 2: And during a wild.
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  Speaker 3: What would you do? Like what do you mean, Like,
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  Speaker 3: say you went to the ship club yesterday, right, and
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  Speaker 3: you were like haymn like strip clubbing it up, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden tonight you're back, Like
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  Speaker 3: are you doing the same thing or are you like.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of hanging in the back You're saying if I
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  Speaker 1: go back to back, yeah, I mean I definitely would
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  Speaker 1: pull out some ones.
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  Speaker 2: See my friends A lot of times when I go, like.
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  Speaker 1: The strippers end up kind of chilling at our table
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like there are a lot of creepy
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  Speaker 1: dudes and I feel like it's a safe space for them.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, I'm sure they prefer to dance for women,
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  Speaker 1: talk to women whatever. During my residency, I fell in
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  Speaker 1: love with a beautiful girl that works there anyways, So
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  Speaker 1: she gave me her real name and her numbers. So
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  Speaker 1: the stripper actually likes me. She has a full on boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: but I just think she's pretty and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: manage her. Anyways, moral of the story is during a
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  Speaker 1: wild summer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was last summer.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was two summers ago, whenever I got
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  Speaker 1: that really gnarly black eye. Yeah am I okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm really wild.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, So my sister and her friend came into town.
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  Speaker 1: I think I can't remember. I think one of them
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  Speaker 1: was Belle here for Drake. I don't remember, or maybe
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  Speaker 1: she came back the next weekend. Anyways, my sister and
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  Speaker 1: her friend were in town. They were staying with me.
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  Speaker 2: I always let the kids tip to me, and I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I think I made like a joke about the strip
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  Speaker 1: club to our friend Jordan or something.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: How it started, and the girls were like, we want
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  Speaker 1: to go to one.
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  Speaker 2: And I had a moment, like I had a moment.
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  Speaker 1: Where I was like, Okay, I do not want to
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  Speaker 1: take my sister and her friend to a strip club.
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  Speaker 1: But I had like the mean girl's mom moment where
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  Speaker 1: I was like, if they're gonna do it, I'd rather
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: them do it with me.
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  Speaker 3: They could, they can learn from a pro, Like I,
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  Speaker 3: you're at the club daily, so like who better for
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  Speaker 3: them to learn from.
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  Speaker 1: I just I didn't want them to like try and
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  Speaker 1: go on their own somewhere. I just felt safer, like
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  Speaker 1: if they're going somewhere where we like know the DJ
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  Speaker 1: and like whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So I yeah, I thought it was gonna be like
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  Speaker 2: one and done we go.
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  Speaker 1: So we go, and it's very very funny, Like my
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  Speaker 1: sister's just hilarious because she does not give a fuck,
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  Speaker 1: Like she's so chill about everything. And she wasn't like
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  Speaker 1: super like into it at all, which like she's not
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  Speaker 1: really into anything. It feels like she's just very chill.
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  Speaker 1: She was like on TikTok at one point, she was
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  Speaker 1: just vibing and chilling. But what I'm prettyciate about her
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  Speaker 1: is she just like couldn't do it anywhere, so she
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  Speaker 1: was chilling, and I'm like, this is hysterical for me
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  Speaker 1: to see she does not give a fuck, and like
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  Speaker 1: her friend like really enjoyed herself. She was having a
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  Speaker 1: time so much so that. The next night, she was like,
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  Speaker 1: can we go back? Her friend and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess we.
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  Speaker 2: Can go back. We can go back. Sure, So we
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  Speaker 2: went back.
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  Speaker 1: We did back to back nights, which was your fourth
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  Speaker 1: night in a strip up.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I was there, I got kicked out, which
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  Speaker 2: is a whole nother Oh my god, you well, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, actually so happy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want to go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm drunk and I want to order food. Anyways, that's
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  Speaker 1: a whole nother story. Anyway, So I took him back
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  Speaker 1: because I'm like, okay, whatever, you guys want to go
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: back there? Fine, Okay, So then cut to recently. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I get a text on Saturday, April fifth, at
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  Speaker 1: three seventeen pm from my sister's best friend who mind
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  Speaker 1: you we I grew. I've known her since she was little, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Like even the photo in her contact is like a
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: photo from when she was little. So when she texted me,
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: I see that and I'm like, oh my gosh. She says,
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Rick strip Club got me yet again, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, And I was just like I don't want
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  Speaker 1: her going there alone. And it was her and another girl.
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  Speaker 1: I know that like I sort of watched her, like
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: where was my invite? Right, I wasn't in town, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what have I done? I did something
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  Speaker 1: really bad? She said it was fun. This random guy
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  Speaker 1: gave me one hundred, one hundred dollars in ones. I
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  Speaker 1: told him I'm not a stripper, but thanks, and he
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  Speaker 1: let me keep it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a video I received of two girls that
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I know in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So like I just and like we're like, we're
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I know their parents.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's just it's just not on the floor of
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And club.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, everybody's legal.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: They all go to Michigan State where we have Omar's
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Titty Bar, which is just boobs.
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  Speaker 2: So like it's like.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Omar's in that age, Like whatever, it's fine,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just worried that she's going back without me.
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  Speaker 3: Right, well, it looks like she's on the come up.
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  Speaker 3: Did anyone give you on her dollars and say keep
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  Speaker 3: it when you were there?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I hope, like I hope, see I haven't taught her
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  Speaker 1: yet strom club attiquette. I hope she spent that on
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  Speaker 1: the strippers and didn't just pocket it. She is a
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: college kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I could use this.
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  Speaker 1: She's a great kid though, I mean she has a
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  Speaker 1: job in college by choice, like doesn't have to. She's
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  Speaker 1: a good bartender. She's a great kid. But I was
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, no, what the fuck have I done?
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: This is a little concerning to me, and I'm just
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: like everybody's parents would kill me.
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: Right, you show them the Ship club and now they're right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my sister's not like she she could.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: She doesn't give a fuck if she's in outer space
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  Speaker 1: or you know, she just wants to TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like, shit, So I think I did something
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  Speaker 2: really bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't live in Chicago, so I mean
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  Speaker 1: it must.
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  Speaker 3: They made the trip here just for ricks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't no, I think they were here for other reasons.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like hopefully that that doesn't mean that they're
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: going to be there a lot because they don't live here.
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  Speaker 1: But I just think I did something really bad, and
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of ashamed of myself.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be. You showed you can't be with them
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: all the time, right, You showed them the ways, and
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: now you need to let them be free, but like
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: let them drink, Like.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: I barely even let them drink, and don't. I mean
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: they're they're almost twenty one. So like now it's to
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: the point where our parents all, well, I you know,
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  Speaker 1: I can drink, but their parents, who are my parents too?
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  Speaker 1: For one half of them? You know, everybody's allowed to
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: drink because we're just so close. I feel like, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, responsibly.
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  Speaker 3: But it's just like, would you ever be a stripper?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have the body for it. But if you did,
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  Speaker 2: that's when you're supposed to tell me I do.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I'm were thinking if you think you did, would you no?
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  Speaker 2: No?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: But were you today years old when you learned that
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: the pole fucking spins. It's not them spinning on the pole.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: The pole the pole spins. So when they're like swinging
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  Speaker 1: around with their legs out, like.
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  Speaker 2: The pole is spinning.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: Everyone, every pole, well, I.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Haven't got on every pool, but I'm pretty sure.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's not taking away from there. It's
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: secure that is, because it's like it's it's nailed in there,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but it's.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Just designed to spin.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the pole itself can spin.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I was always worried about like what if your hands
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: were dry, or like your thighs were dry and you
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: were trying sure you thighs.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: And the character is at that strop called It's so
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: it's every strip called, but like there's a niche.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone has a niche, you know what I mean.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: So there's like the the really pale like goth girl,
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  Speaker 1: you know if that's your type.
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  Speaker 2: There's this one girl was so hot that literally she
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: just would walk.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: To the end of the stage and just stand there
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: and pose because she didn't feel like she had to
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: do that much.
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  Speaker 3: And people were probably just throwing ones at her right.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: And then there's women were putting in the fucking work.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: One time I was there, our friend Angie and I
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: we had a crush on two each each had a
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: crush on one of the strippers, and so we asked
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: the manager if we could put them together up there,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: and we did and they made a ton of money.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: We asked them if they could go up there. I
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know what it is.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: I truly like I don't. I don't get it, Like
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it from like a me perspective,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: like I would have fun, like with the music and
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: the vibe yah, but like to go there is like
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: a straight dude, like I don't get it.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no no.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I'm still going to take you
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: to your first female club because I need that to happen.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, maybe it's a podcast.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: It needs to be well Okay. First of all, they
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: always have really good food, which is great. The fries
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: at ricks are good. I think we ordered those a
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: couple of times. I I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get, like I don't get the dudes that
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: are like like it's so I don't know how to
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: how to describe.
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  Speaker 2: It, like thirsty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like how do you look past the fact that
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: the only reason most of the time that these dancers
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: are interacting with you is for money? Or does that
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  Speaker 3: not matter?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I think to some it doesn't. I think it's I mean,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: there's always one in the group that thinks the strippers
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: like them, right right, But there are some people that like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: know the strippers don't like them, and you know you're
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  Speaker 1: paid to just I don't know, conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I really can't tell you why.
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  Speaker 1: Like I like it because it's like I think it's
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: like it's always like lit music.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm here for music and the vibes and
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: like that, like that seems fun. But like if you're
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: just a dude going to like look at girls, like
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: that's totally fine. But like I'm picturing like a not
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: a silent because I know, like there's music, but like
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: a lap dance. Like you guys aren't speaking to each other.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: This girl is just like dancing on you. Like that
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: makes me feel speak awkward.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I speak to that.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that yeah. Sometimes to talk to women, No, they.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Don't and like I'm like, oh my gosh, what perfume
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: are you wearing?
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Straight dudes are saying that, no, it's so crim.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: No, and you're not allowed to touch the strippers. Well
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I went in Atlanta and they the.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Strippers were being touched.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: So it's a different culture there, but like typically you're
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: not dudes are not supposed touch the strippers. They let
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: like women do it. It's like again, it's a safe feeling.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I think because it's naked girls
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: and because it's does it doesn't have to be their nag.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I really don't fucking know.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's just hot naked chicks and
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: sometimes straight men are that simple and they like it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes they go with their girl. I don't know.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: It's like a bachelor party tradition.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: You know, and there's always like the weird friend that
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: like has never seen boobs, you know, and like that's nice.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I just like the environment of it, all of it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It's like the money. I think it's such a performance art,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: like I really do.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: And not to sound like.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like I read Playboy for the articles, but like
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: the skill. I love the performances. I don't even really
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: like need a lap dance. I just like love being there.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Our friend Jordan uh did pay for my sister to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: get us a shoulder rub as she was on TikTok.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It was so funny, Like it was just so funny
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: to see she couldn't even have looked up then she
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: was just like whatever.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I almost like feel like if it were me, like
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I would feel awkward like throwing money at them.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I mean it's like I would just like put it
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: on the little stage like walk away. Yeah, well you know,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: because I'm I'm equating until like a drag show like
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I Yeah, I think it's like to me like I
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: would feel like I'm being rude, like handing them a one,
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: even though that's I know, that's the whole point, but
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: like for some reason for me, I'm like, I don't know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll like if they're performing, you'll go up to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: the stage and like sprinkle it there, or you'll like
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: stand by the stage and they'll calm like dance by
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: you and you can put it in there like little
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: g string okay, and then after every performance they pick
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: up their one.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah they better, you know what I mean.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, right of course it's that yeah, no, I
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: mean it's just the more you in you're in there,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you know how to handle it. In Atlanta, we were
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: put with like a table of like tech dudes who
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: were so fucking nerdy.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: It was so it was the funny.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: What were they doing? What were they doing?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: They were just so awkward.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: They ordered hookah and like it was so it was me,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Julia and my friend Shelby, and it was just it
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: was hysteric. It's just hysterical. And they very much were
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: like nerds but had a lot of money. Yeah, they
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: got the one friend who was like bashful, a really wild.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I really don't know, I don't know, but.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I just want to watch. I just want to like
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: witness what's going on.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You need to.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: And but the culture in Atlanta is like strip clubs
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: have brunch on Sundays, like it's very much like like
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I love how in some places it's just part like
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you just go.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It's part of the culture. It's I don't know.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I just think we're all a little uptight, I think,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: and so let's just let's go, you know, But I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: do I do think I did something bad and I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: do feel really bad about that. But she's you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: they're they're over eighteen, and.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: It's a hundred. She's a hundred up right.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I told him no things. I'm not a stripper.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: So yeah, when's the.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Next ten they're coming back? You're going to take them?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I bella could care less. I mean I don't, probably not.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I don't really like where this is going, so.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Probably not. But it was just I just wanted to
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: be there so they were safe. I didn't want them.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Going on their own.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It really didn't really did not. What's your top five?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Let's see which one? Wow, none of it really makes sense.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: So I think if we're gonna go like full tilt.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Let's go full tilt, right, and so like my first
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: two mm kind of like go together. So I'll do
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: two together and we're gonna go from strip clubs okay
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: to church? What the hell?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: What the hell is on Joey's head?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: First? That, okay, are my nightly walks and gospel music.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I did hear about this. I did overhear this.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: So I have been taking nightly walk, sometimes with the dog,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: sometimes with not, but yeah, I do it after because
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I feel like one reason why I was feeling so
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: shitty for a long time is because I would eat
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: late and then go right to bed with zero and
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I mean zero physical like anything like movement in between
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: the two activities, and it would just make me feel
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: like shit. So I'm like, let me like, let me
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: like try to get some form of activity like whatever.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: So I started like, I'll make dinner, clean up, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: then I will go on a walk. And only it's
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: only like a two or three black walk. So if
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: it's nice that I'll take the dogs. But what sucks
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: with them is they can only walk. They only want
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: to walk like a block, and then they get tired
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: and they walk me one.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Corkies, you guys.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So then I have to drop them off and then
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: continue my walk because like I want to make sure
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I walk a certain amount and they prohibit me from that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: But a stroller, I should get a stroller.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: They would love it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: A little wagon they would love.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: And up your like physical routine.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: We need to get you some ankle weights out there
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: in your fire department.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Sure, my little like dumb bells on my Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: You've been losing weight. I'm proud of you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I'm trying. I went one more belt buckle hole recently.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we should have led with.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I know there's only one left, and then I have
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: to buy a new beltway too big?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: What way?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Too big? So? But so I always like try to
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: like pick. I don't know like music obviously when I'm walking,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: which probably isn't safe because I have my air pods
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: in it it's dark. But I started listening to gospel
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: music while I'm walking. Why, I don't know. So I
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: was on it was either like iTunes I think I
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: like accidentally opened iTunes for some reason, and or maybe
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: it was Spotify. I don't remember, but it was some
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: chart that I was looking at and C C Wyans
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: as a gospel singer, was like all of these songs,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, oh my god, did
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: she pass? But she didn't pass. She's very much still
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: with us. But I was like, why is this trending?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: And then I listened to one. I was like, wait,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: this is like inspirational because like my brain sort of
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: like I'm not like a religious person obviously, but like
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I take like the God out of it, right, but
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: like the message is really inspirational. And I was like, wait,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: like this slabs like this like whatever. And one thing
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: about me, I love a good fucking song with a choir,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Like I love it, right, I love that like winning
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: American Idol moment where the running choir comes in and
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: helps you finish out the last verse, you know, Like
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I love that, and that's what gospel gifts to me.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: And so now I have them paired. So now I
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: listened to gospel music while I go on my nightly
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Hot Girl walks.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I heard you tell our coworker who loves.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Church and.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's working, you know what I mean, whatever's going on there,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it's working and it's inspirational. But I literally thought at
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: first when you told her that you were doing that.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I thought you said you were listening to C. C.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Peniston because I was like, still, I was not paying
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: attention really, and I you know, they like monally like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and I was like, why are you specifically telling her that?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: And then I realized it was gospel. And honestly, when
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that who was the pastor that came in that had
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: that lit ass song that I could not stop singing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot he had that book. I don't remember
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: his name.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I was vibing.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I will say, you know, I'm infatuated with old churches,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: church culture, all of the things. I'm very spiritual and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I believe there's a higher power. But yeah, I mean
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I haven't gotten into gospel music specifically.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but go off I didn't either until I started
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: working here and we have a gospel station and like
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: so I was like, oh, okay, so like love that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I just I feel like too with the music, like
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: there's just a lot of passion obviously, and I think
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: like I just really like that because it doesn't I
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: feel like a lot of times like music, especially like
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: what we play on our station is I don't know,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: very like rapid, yeah, and just kind of like orchestrated
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: and like you know, like I don't know, you know,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: like made to go viral, where like it lacks like
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: real art and real passion sometimes and I think like
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: that's one of like the genres that like still has it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: And so yeah and shout out CC Wayans is from Detroit.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, I mean there's a huge community there. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: mean that's so you your favorite movie sister act. Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm meant to be in the church.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe. I mean you were in the church.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I want to be the new pope.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You were a eucharistic minister, you were an altar server.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You did it all I did.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I played the priest and you're somehow finding your way
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: back to the church.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: You did what to the priest? We had to do
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: this like you played the priests?
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like we had to do like uh skits Stations
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: of the Cross, Oh.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: To figure out how they all work? Is it like
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: a drill?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: No, you had to like reenact like the Stations of
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: the Cross, like.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: It's giving skit.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: It is a skit.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: What's the Stations of the Christ?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Like you knew everybody's job to see which one you want?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: No, No, there's like so like when Jesus was like
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: doing the whole like getting crucified things, you know. Yeah,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and like he was like walking, you know, with the cross,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: and everyone was like yelling at him, and then like
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Mary Magdalene came and like cleaned him up, you know
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: like that. So there's like stations in every church that
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: like I don't know if it's every church, but Catholic
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: church where like it lays it out on a wall
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: of like this was when this happened. This was when
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: this happened all like throughout that whole process. And when
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: you right around Easter, they do this thing where you
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: go to stations with the cross and it like retells
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: the story. But my school like acted it out like
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: along with the for your parents or for anyone that
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: wanted to come. So like your parents.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Are like plays with a cross on their back.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I was the priest who was like the
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: narrator of the whole thing, so like I got to
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: stand with like the garbone in the priest chair like
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: up on the altar whatever. I don't know, my mom
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: probably does. And my grandma cried because she was like
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: so proud that I was. So Grandma, you know, right,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: whoa what a what a one ad she got, but
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: like like, yeah, so that happened.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She also cried when you were a Dare kid.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: She cried when I was a Dare kid. She cried
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: when she saw me kiss a girl for the.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: First like whoa, why did your grandma see you kiss
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a girl first of all?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: And was she crying because she thought, like maybe you
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: we're gay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: And she was relieved?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Or was she crying because when did you kiss a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: girl in front of your grandma?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: When did you kiss a girl? From Geraldine?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I was it had It was eighth grade and we
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: were at it was like something like some sort of
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: like event at then in the night time it was
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: night It was like like it was.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Doing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: It was like something that she would have come and watched,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: so like, uh like that or something fucking weird. Like
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what the event was, but we had
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: to do some sort of presentation or it could have
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: been a choir concert. I have no idea, but like
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I was quote unquote dating. Whatever what are you doing
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: in eighth grade? Right? This girl at the time, Brittany
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: and dated. Brittany dated too, and we and they were
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: both spelled A and Y. No I think about it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: But we like packed goodbye, like in the parking lot,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: like before we left, and my grandma saw it and
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: she cried.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Where was she sitting?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: We were going to the car.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: And then you got in the car and your grandma
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: was by herself or my parents, and and you saw
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: your grandma crying, and what did you say?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Like, what's good grandma? And she just was like and
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: you can't shocked. You can't access whether it's tears of
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: joy or.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't think it was. It
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: wasn't giving joy. I don't think it was joy.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: She thought, now he'll never be a priest, will never
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: be a real priest.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just lacked a very odd but yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: kissing in the parking lot led to that. It wasn't
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: even like a kids.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: It was like you initiated, you were Brittany.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I think it was like a mutual goodbye thing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: We were at a stage in eighth were packed goodbye.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like I was so nervous to even like
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: pack that I would have to work up.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: The string for like years before. I yeah, like you
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: were like bye bread.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah bye bitch. Yeah. I think like, yeah, like we
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: would do it every day, like when you were leaving school.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I don't knowing what the fuck I was doing, Like,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: who the fuck do we think we were right?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: That's some adult as ship packing. When you say goodbye
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: is very I'm vibrant.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I love you, babe. Oh my gosh, okay, well right, girl,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you are crazy. That leads me into my next one.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm obsessed, absolutely obsessed with No the Pope. I'm obsessed.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the Conclave. I am obsessed. I want
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to learn. I want to consume every bit of info.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I watched Conclave over the weekend with Ray Fines.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: That movie.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: It's a movie.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It got a ton of awards. I just I don't know,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Like i've been to the Vatican. I did wear a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: crap top. I feel sorry about that, but I brought
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a shawl to cover my shoulders. But I'm just like
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: very I love history, that's my favorite subject. I love
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: learning about the chip. And I'm like so into this process,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Like I don't remember the last time this process, Like
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I didn't know as
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: much as I know now.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's very much.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Giving sorority recruitment. It like you go into a room
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: no one knows.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: What you do in there. There's a voting process.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I would think about this the other day, like that
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: just adds to like the crap that happens in the
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Catholic Church, that something like this would be behind closed
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: doors and no one has access to it. Like yeah,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: that clocks so hard, and that is like the major problem.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: It's like like why does it? Why is everybody so secretive?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's like no camera in there
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: stream it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: It's that would be It's crazy though, that, like this
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: process has been around for so many years, they're still
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: doing it the same way.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Technology and stuff has caught up, but we're still doing
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: it the exact same way.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: When was the last time they did this.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I don't remember when you look it up, but like
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: the way that they showed the voting in conclave, I
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: need to know if it's accurate or not. And it's
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: it's essentially like didn't seem fair though, because.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Thirteen yeah it wow, Oh yeah, so I.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Was graduating college. I was focused on other stuff.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I don't remember this shit happening.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: But I like, essentially in the movie, they portrayed that
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: they just keep voting until people get tired and change
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: their vote, which feels like you're just getting tired and
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do it anymore. I don't know
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: if that's accurate at all. Like, please don't take your
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: pope info from this podcast.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I feel like it's like a jury,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: like you're supposed to like stay true in your beliefs
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: and like talk it out versus like wearing someone down
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: until like right, that's probably what a lot of it
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: just turns into. Is you're just tired of being the
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: only one or whatever. Does it have to be unanimous,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: do you know? Or does it like a majority like Congress.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I would assume a majority, but I'm not sure.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: If it has to be unanimous, that would take forever.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Right, because there's like a million people in it, right, right.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's all it's like, isn't it all
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: cardinals from all over the place, Like I don't, I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's just I'm very infatuated. I want to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: consume as much information as I can.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: No, it does not have to be unanimous. Yeah, two
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: thirds majority of the cardinals voting, so yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: And it's like it's very interesting, like the people who
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: want to be it, the people who are getting voted
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: for that don't. They're like, don't vote for me, and
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: people are like, I don't give a hell, Like I'm
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: voting for you, you know what I mean, Like I want
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you to be the pope. And it's just very interesting.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: And I heard I heard a priest talking about it
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and he's like a lot of times, like you go
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: in there thinking there's like a front runner and God
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: has a different plan and it's just wild.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I was studying it because I did consider betting on X.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm in my betting era, and I did.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Read or hear that it's usually flips the other way
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: kind of how it feels like our presidencies go to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: where it's like you could have a very liberal pope,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: which Francis was considered, I believe, like open minded, and
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: then typically it goes to like a very traditional conservative
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: pope after that. So it'll be interesting, but my money
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: would be on conservative for the next pope. I know,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just I'm super into it. I
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: want to know more. The black smoke, the white smoke,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: the make it, the tradition, what do you wear under
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: those robes? Just There's so much that I want to know,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm pretty obsessed with it right now.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, only cardinals under eighty years old are eligible to
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: vote in the conclave.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see, we should do that in our government
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: and make it sixty. How come the Catholic churches like
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: leading the way on that, you know, like the age.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: The only literally the only thing they lead the way on.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Someone asked, I just love the questions on Google. Do
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: they sleep during conclave? Do they? Though? Yes, cardinals sleep
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: during your conclave, but the conditions and location have evolved
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: over the years. Oh, they primarily reside at the Casa
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Santa Marta, a hotel like residents within the Vatican, with
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: individual rooms for lodging.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: They showed that in the movie and it was so ornate.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: The entire thing was made of marble and their rooms
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: were made of marble. It was, I don't know, very interesting.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I'd like to know how much of that was realistic.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But it's just what do they eat? Like?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Are they getting Pnaric catered? Do you know what I mean?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: What are we doing?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Right? Who cooks? Like? Do they like take turns?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And there's photos of them all like chiefing SIGs, like
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: outside and they're robes, like they're all smoking SIGs.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, I question.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is really What do nuns do.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: During a Probably nothing because they're women.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: During a papal conclave, nuns, often those from the Systeine Chapel,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: primarily provide support and service to the cardinals who are
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: locked away to elect a new pope. This includes preparing meals,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: ensuring the cardinals comfort, and maintaining the cleanliness of their
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: living quarters. The nuns have to clean.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: So nuns are glorified maids, chefs and essentially like girlfriends.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Right to these Okay, that's fucked Else.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Not the next question. But do nuns take birth control?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Why would they have to? They you can't have sad.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Let me read it. The church is not against the
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: use of ocps for its medicinal benefits.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Right for like cramps or something?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who asked that? Put your hand on.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: The thing. Is it had to be as the numb?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I let me just read these questions?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: What do nuns do with their salary?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I mean I have seen when I was in Rome,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: like I saw Hella nuns walking around. They must like
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: go out to eat and gamble. Oh they can't gamble,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: probably no, but they like do stuff. They can do stuff.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I've seen them on trains, planes, automobiles.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Do nons stay celibate? Can't a pregnant woman be a nun?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Probably not?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Should we get the answer? Though, this, of course does
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: not mean that nuns are allowed to breach the rules
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: of celibacy. Pregnant women could become nuns, but none of
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the passages considered so far suggests that a nun's pregnancy
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: would be tolerated.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: It's getting dark.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know tolerated.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, I don't know. That's that's bogus, y'all.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: You gotta let those nouns. Those nuns probably know exactly
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: who should be pope.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: They're probably like, oh, fuck, another conclave. I have to
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: clean up after these. No, it's probably.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Their honor of their lifetime. Yeah sure, Oh god, one
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: of them left the seat up.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I'm sure rhere.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: They forgive us if you're very religious, but I am.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I am interested and I want to learn more. So
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: if anyone has like a podcast that I can listen
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: to about the conclave, I'm super interested.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: You should be turning the conclave into a podcast.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And there was like an undocumented cardinal in the movie,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Like who was a cardinal for? It's very interesting? Would
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you just say before that I missed what.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: You just said. They should make the conclave, like the
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: actual thing, into a podcast. I should be recording it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: They should, they should, So, Vatican, if you want to
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: take any of these ideas, we're open to it, or
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: open to the first interview with the Pope if you'd like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: because where else would you go?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, maybe two? Did you want to do too?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Or do you want me to do my third? One?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: You did two?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Walks and Gospel were two of mine.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Oh they were two of your. Yeah, okay, I'll do
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I have a two coming up.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, didn't you want me?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Did you mind?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: So I'll do no, no, no, I'll do one, then you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: do one, then I'll do two.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I don't know. Okay.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Something else that I am deeply obsessed with picture like
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a line in between.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: The religious topic.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm still I told my boy from yesterday, like, I'm
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: still god fearing. He's like, did you say you're God fearing?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, because we were talking like flippantly about it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And I just felt wrong about it. I mean, I'm Catholic,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: so it was probably the guilt creeping in. And his
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: mom literally taught like Catechism out of their house.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: So I don't know why he does.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Like I literally sit here and be like, I like
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: don't go to church and I'm not religious. But then
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: in the back of my head it's always like God's watching,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: right because it was like pounded into me as for
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: eighteen years right school.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Great, Yeah, I didn't go to Kelly. I don't know.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I just have such such Catholic priest.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I did. No, Father BALDINERI, oh my god, really.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I told you you should watch Fleabag.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: There's a really there's a steamy scene where like a
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: naughty time goes on.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: It's a genre like of movies.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I think, I'm sure it is. He's a genre for everything.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, go ahead, no reason that I'm jinking.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Of or like, no, no, AnyWho. So the trial of
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Karen Reid. Have you heard about this at all?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: So I've read a couple of articles, but I don't
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: know a lot.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, So, since you love your murder stuff, do you
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: have Max?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I do now? Yes, I got it in a new bundle,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: you do, it's cheaper. I like, I had ESPN for
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: some reason in one of my bundles. I was like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: fuck this. So I got rid of that bundle and
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I bought the Max Bundle because I get Hulu, uh
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: huh and Disney Plus all in one bundle. It's for cheaper.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I might need your password because in the living room
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: we're on somebody else's Max, but we don't know the password.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: My stepdad seemed to have canceled our Max, so in
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the bedroom I couldn't last night, I couldn't watch my
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Karen read Oh okay.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give it to you because I don't use it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You don't, okay, Well you need to use it for
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: this anyway.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: So the trial of Karen Read on Max, essentially a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Boston cop was killed, found dead, okay, and this woman
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: she is being accused of running him over with her car.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it's nuts and it's a docu series.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: In episode one, you're like, oh, yeah, she's gilt see
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and then at the end of the episode, everything fucking flipped.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: So essentially they were dating for two years, they were
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: out drinking, and she essentially says like, yo, we were
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: drinking and driving a ton and it's just tolerated. So
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I don't I think she's like uncovering shit about like
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the Boston Police Force and whatever, which is why this
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: probably is garnering so much attention. But she basically said,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: and I may have I don't think I misheard her,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: but she was like, we would.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Drink and drive and nothing would happen. So they were at.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: This bar and then they were invited to some dinner
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: party or some party at someone's house. So they were
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: driving there.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: They pulled up to the house.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And he was like they both felt like, oh, it
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't look like anything's going on in there, like the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: lights are off, whatever, And she says he got out
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to go check it out. And the last I saw him,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: she says, is when he was going in the front door.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: After a while, he didn't come out, and she was like,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: fuck you.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, she was drunk, but she was like, you're
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: not coming out, Like I'm just waiting out in the car.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: She was kissed off.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: So she drives away, goes home, thinks that she you know,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: leaving him angry voicemails because he's not answering, and thinks whatever,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: they'll figure it out in the morning while he was
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: found the next morning dead in the snow okay, at
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the house outside the house, and at first they're like, oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: his injuries are all compliant with or I can't think
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: of a better word, but looks like he got hit
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: by a car, okay, And so you definitely think that,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: definitely think that she gets at first, she's watching the
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: news and she starts to realize like there's no other suspect.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, I'm a suspect, Like she
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: didn't even like in her mind, she's like, I didn't
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: kill him.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: So she says she hears like a bunch of police
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: stores in Unison slam the doors lock, and she's like, fuck,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'm getting arrested. So she gets arrested for involuntary manslaughter essentially,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: and she gets locked up.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh my god, like I did not
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: do this. She goes back home.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: A lawyer contacts her after he sees the injuries on
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: this dude's arm and is like, no, like that's not
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: what happened. So he starts defending her, and she was
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: very honest. She was like I started convincing myself, like
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: did he slip and hit his head and I ran
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: him over. Did I did something happen accidentally? Because she
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: was drunk and she literally started saying that to her
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: lawyer until they get a tip call that's like, look
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: at the people inside the house. It's like an anonymous call.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So then they start looking at all the people inside
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the house and they are all cops and their wives,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: and the episode one ends with one of the women inside.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: One of the wives.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: She was drunk, so there's misspellings, but how long to
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: die in cold? So she googled that on her phone,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: so they never would have like looked into the people
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: inside the house like this woman Karen was the only
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: suspect until all of that happened, And then it becomes
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: very clear that, like the Boston cops, because it's one
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: of their own, they're all going to stand up and
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: support them, and so they're like, we're gonna take this
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: up a notch when they start looking at the people inside,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and she gets arrested again for the same fucking murder
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: because they change the charge to second degree, meaning the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: first charge was accidental, the second charge is on purpose.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: So it became clear to her, like, I'm up against
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: this whole police force, and it's so tragic that he died.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: But at his funeral, there's like all these cops landing
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the streets for like Miles, and it's it just garnered
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: him with attention.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I missed it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: And then I guess there already was a trial and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: now there's like a retrial or something, and I haven't
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: gotten that far in the show, but it's insane. I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: was looked from the first minute, she's like a pretty girl,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: and you can see when they arrest her the second time,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: she's in like boxer shorts and no underwear, and she
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna be on the news looking like this,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: and they you can see them trying to start to
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: form the appearance that she's crazy, Like the cops like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: see how nut she is.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: She's asking about her appearance.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: She shouldn't be worried about that she's getting arrested for murder,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: but like you're on the news and your chony's you
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, with no underwear on.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: So it was just it's it's very good and I
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: highly recommend.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Highly recommend.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that, but I thought everyone was against
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: her because she I thought she hit her ran over
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: her boyfriend.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but everyone's I hear people talking about it,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: like the woman who ran.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Over her boyfriend and that's how it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very much seeming right now in the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: docuseries that it's not so clear and it's and I
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: think she chose to do this, which it'll be interesting
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to see if it helps her or hurts her.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: But I think you would love it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I gotta check it out. Okay. My next
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: one is Martha Stewart.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: She's such a bitch. No I know, but I mean
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I love her.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Hear me out.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, an icon this bitch.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Right like she I saw her in the Kelly Clarkson Show.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: She's promoting some show that she has with the snoop
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: d oh no, it's like some chef and that it's
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: like a cooking competition that she's like a judge of
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: or something. Okay, and I like it hit me as
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I was cooking that a whole I'll say it. World
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: just convinced themselves that Martha Stewart knows how to make
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: your home like the best it can be. Right. She
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: has like no like there's no credentials for that, right,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Like she literally just finessed her way onto TV and
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: made everyone believe that I need to do this in
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: my home because Martha doesn't hurt or Martha is the
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: best at this. And Martha she really has no skill.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: You think Holy.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Man is coming for the Catholic Church. And Martha Stewart.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: She's an American business prof.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Right like, and she has like brands and stuff.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: But like hosting, don't you think that's a skill?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: I guess, but like that, I don't know if that
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: necessarily Like I think the first thing she did was
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: like her show, right like where like someone just put
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: her on TV to show people how to like pot flowers.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Right if she's a leo, that makes sense.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: And like she just like the got the public to
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: just think that she knows how to do all this
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: stuff and that's the only way to do it because
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: and you have to do it that way because Martha Stewart,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: like that needs to be like studied, like the fact
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: that like, well, I'm gonna put my front room furniture
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: together right in a way because Martha Stewart, or I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: gonna buy you know, her brand of pillows because Martha
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Stewart knows right, like, yeah, isn't that wild? I don't
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: know if I'm like myself. And then she went to
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: jail and we just like, you know, forgot about that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: We're just like, okay, cool because then she comes down.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: She's hanging out with Snoop and she keeps getting deals
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: like still and she's like, how old Now she served
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: her time.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm just like looking she yeah, she she
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: began a second career as a stockbroker, but I.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Don't know she did no, yeah, no, hold on, I'm
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out. Hold on now, I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: When she was ten, she worked as the occasional babysitter.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: This is like my IMDb, do you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: See what I'm saying.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Hold On, I'm trying.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: To get to had four sons whom she watched, and
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: she organized birthday parties.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: She began modeling fifteen.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: She was featured on a TV commercial commercials. She went
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: on to appear in TV commercials, d D college years,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: scholarship money through modeling jobs. She's still modeling. She's basically
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: like an Instagram model at this point. There's a lot
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: of money at the time because she was making oh
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: she modeled for Chanel. Her mother taught her how to
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: cook and sew. Hold on, I'm trying to get to
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: the part where she she later began the processes of
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: canning and preserving when she visited her grandparents' home. Her
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: father had a passion for gardening and passed Nana.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: She was also okay, So she.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Was just this is everyone's life, is the modeling for Chanel.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: But this is everyone's life so far up until this,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: literally this is okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Her major architecture and college tuition fashion modeling for Chanel.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Andrew Stewart finishes. They marror okay, so her husband went
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to Okay, she returned like.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: The first housewife. Yeah, yeah, I don't I'm not seeing.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, second career as a stockbroker, but what was her
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: first career?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, modeling is modeling.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: They purchased an eighteen oh five farmhouse on Turkey Hill
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Road that would later become the model for the TV
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: studio Martha Stewart Living.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Huh, you are so right about.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: That, Like she literally just grew up and had a
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: regular life and then all of a sudden she goes
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: on TV and says, I know how to do this stuff,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: and everyone just believes her, and you're like, yes, I'm
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: doing it. And now to the point where you're an institution,
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: like like she is like looked at, like revered as
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: like the homemaker, right, right, but that could be anyone.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Like right, no, I totally could.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: But for some reason, Martha Stewart is that bitch, right,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: And you're like.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: What she is a bitch? Have you ever heard?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Like have you is this the husband she cheated on?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: And she just was like it was a little accident.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Right, and he if anything, he put her.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: On, he put her on. She cheated and she called
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: it like a brief like I don't know. She was
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: like basically like sorry, I cheated, but no big deal.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I've just been like infatuated with the fact that this
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: woman has somehow conned an entire generation into believing that
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: she is the ultimate.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: And like that was at a time where like there
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: were rules to hosting a dinner party and rules to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: now it's very open and vague and it's fine.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: She's just famous, right, But at some point she wasn't famous.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: She just did a TV show and no one knew
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: who the fuck she was, and people just started watching
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: it and we're like, yes.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: She's kind of a scammer. Yes, and now she's just
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: like we let her be a bitch. She posts their
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: straps and she's best friends with Snoop and that's that.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And I think that's on respect for me.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: She keeps just you know, getting booked with stuff.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: My favorite meme is a picture of her and Snoop
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: and it says only one of them is a convicted
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: felon and.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Like, be careful about stereotypes.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: And it's like my favorite meme ever because like Martha
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is a fucking convicted Helen and Snoop, I don't think
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: it is so no, he's not right, and I just
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: but he was like a gangster rapper.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just it's a lot, but I
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: I honestly have to say that's on respect. She was
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: the original city girl and.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: The original housewise, she's still hot, and but just that
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: she was like, Hey, this is a space and I'm
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: going to make every woman do the way I do.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm just going to get on TV and tell
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: that a pioneer. People listened a pioneer. Yeah, she's I've
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: just been obsessed with thinking about That's.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: A great point.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Martha Stewart right, so great, and she recently said Ryan
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Reynolds wasn't funny, Like you don't know who she's going
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to come for.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: She just says things, she says stuff.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: But she has a crush on Glenn Powell.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: She was roasting Kelly Clarkson on Kelly Show while Kelly
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: She's a podcast.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: She roasted Drew Barrymore. She told her she was the
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: wrong gender because she was taching her too much.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Like she's just I respect it, I really respect it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: So there you go.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart, Okay, I have a two parter
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and and then I have a one partner.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Now you tell me which one I should do?
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Do?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, So just two songs that I really like right now,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: so this will be quick and painless.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: First of all, Henry come On by Lana del Rey.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I love it if you are a if you're like
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: a sad girl. And I know you point out that
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: she's very, very slow and melancholy, but I like this
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: new different Country era for her because I love she's
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: she's doing. I feel like she's doing nods to like
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Petsy Kline and like the dress is.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Very like old country. I just I like it. I
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: love that song. I was not expecting.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like people will go country or another genre
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: and like change their whole style and voice. But I
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: feel like she's doing her own style and voice very much, making.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: While making it country. She's got an I love that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I love that she just will date anyone like she
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: loves a normy.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: She loves a normal person.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: She'll like that for that.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: So they date like normal people, right.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Officer sticks, She'll date and then she'll date an alligator
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: hunter like I just I love it for her. I
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: really like that song if you like the sad girl
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: slow vibes, and I love the song what was that?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: By Lord?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Oh? Really? That's shocking, is it? Because I don't in
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: my head, you don't like Lord? So that's why I.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: She was annoying me for a little while.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I like the whole collab with Charlie XCX like I
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: like that she's involved in that. She did kind of
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: annoy me, not as much anymore, however, it gives me
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: like Robin vibes the song, Yeah, I love Robin. I
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: feel like it's like Lena Dunham and her girls will
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: be would be dancing to it if the show was
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: still on, and I just feel like she paints a
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: really good picture and I don't know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: The song's on repeat and I love it.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so my two song recommendations, I have two more.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: So I'll do none of them really makes.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Sense to that to do them together or.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, I'll But you're gonna hate this, but
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with it because I finally broke them out
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: this week.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Your sketchers crack time, baby. I don't think you have sketches?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Do you have shape?
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I So my secret life on the weekends is I
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: wear my slip on sketches.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You have slip on sketchers?
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, can I wear them? I just wear them around
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: town like I wear them to the store. I wear
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: them to minards like I would never let you see
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: me myself. But suburban weekend Jason is in slip on sketches.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Nobody taken on the city, you know, like sketch have
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: no laces.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Just okay, we need a picture of those the dump.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yes we do, Yes, we do.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: With your ankles out, oh my god, okay, so let
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: me process and you're breaking the cracks?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: That are you wearing cracks to work.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Now, we're not there yet. I did a little bit
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: last year. I don't know if you remember. Maybe you
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: just didn't notice.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I know I probably bullied you.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, we're just so compy, Like if
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I got to run outside real quick, like, I just like, fine,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: you got a shower, I'll wear I'll wear them around
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: town too. That with my Sketchers, they're just so comfy.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in your geriatric literally are wearing Sketchers geriatric
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: foot era.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Shoe era.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you love cracks.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I mean listen, I wore crocks like ironically in eighth
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: grade when they were really ugly and came out and
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. But then it became such
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a thing, and I just we don't even try anymore,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: not even on our feet.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: We don't. I mean, there are some days that I
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: just don't care, you know, like I just don't care.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: But what's so funny is my mom always makes fun
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: of my crocs, like your crocks. Then she wanted one
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: of those croc bags that I got her for Mother's Day,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: the white Yeah, so I bought that and I got
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: so there's like small, yeah, small, medium, large, extra large,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: and extra large I think is the one our friend
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Paulina has because it's giant. So I got the one
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: step down, but that one's still huge. The one that came,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, I'm like, but the medium
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: looked too little, So I'm like, we I'm gonna give
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: it to her. If she wants to return it and
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: exchange it, we can.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: So, but she's gonna rock a crock looking bag. But
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I can't wear my crock shoes. But whatever, it's crock season.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Break out your crocks, and I guess if you're a
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: real croc lover, they probably never went away, but I
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: don't wear them in the winter. They went away and
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: then yesterday pulled them out.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: They make me think of Brett Farv. He was a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: football player.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my nephew and my cousins verbs with oh okay, yeah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: making sure my nephew bread is named after Oh okay.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: So you know the whole lore about the dick pic.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: No, okay, Well, he sent a dick pic to a
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: girl that leaked, and all I could focus on was
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: that he kept his yellow crocs on. And I haven't
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: seen the picture in like years and years and years,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: so I could be wrong, but in my I didn't
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: even look at the dick. I'm like, you're naked in
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: yellow crock sending a dick.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I don't know if this is good or bad,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: but I don't wear my crocs barefoot. Yeah, I mean so,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that makes you feel better worse.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, they probably don't smell, but the look is
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Like the texture of it on my feet because they're
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: like ribbed inside, you know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, are you going to do too or
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I'm just I need to move on and be sick.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Sketchers to make it even worse, to make it even worse.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: It was TV in a commercial came.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Up, what now you're judging mag Galla looks in your
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: fucking sketchers slip ons?
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: What they were slip on but they were slip on sketches,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: but they had lasers and they they have like the
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: where the but the souls you know on the outside,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: have like the holes in them to give like bounce.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: What did I do to deserve this? Why do bad things?
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Like the people?
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Let me fight out the name hold on And I
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: was like, wait, I need no wah no, I need them.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And what happened to you wanting like a cool pair
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: of sneakers, like a pair of Jordan's.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I've god completely the other way.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Why don't you start wearings? Okay here and you're fucking
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: snuggy like what.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Truly, my grandma loved like my grandma had, not my nana.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: My grandma had like sketches Henri in a chokehold.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, wait, do you have a back? Wear these? Yeah?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought yours had like no back. Oh no,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: that was worse than I thought. But it's kind your
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: hokahs like hokahs are kind of accepted.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like a like a Tom's shoe, you know,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: but like a sketcher.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: But at least with those shoes. A kid and me
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: got shoes. My eyes burned every time.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you want to slip ons, you guys,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: go get them. Okay, but this one is kind of Jason.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: No water shoes, I mean scutchers. Come on, if you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: want to be the first endorser for Jason.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: I need it. I need it bad. You know?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Did we just do two things?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: No? I have one more? Oh?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so my last One is a show that's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: always been in my little my pending my in Q
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: to put on my list because I loved it, and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you know, I love this show, but I put it
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: on for a very sad reason this week.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: So Kurt made us. He was just thirty three from Flora,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Bama Shore.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: He passed away nuts it was it's so so so sad,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: so young. I think he had sepsis and something with
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: his pancreas.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Just so tragic and so young.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: And because it was a show that I loved, it
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: got canceled, which which sucked, but I just wanted to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: give a shout out to the whole show. So aside
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: from I mean that it's so so so so sad,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I feel awful for his family, and at first they
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: thought maybe it was going to turn around.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I saw the cast posting.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Like go fundmes and really feeling like, Okay, he's gonna
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: snap out of this and it's just and then he
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: died the next day after I saw that post.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: It was so tragic. But I loved the show Flora
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Bama Shore. I think you would have loved it too.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: They tried to do like a Jersey Shore, but southern,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: and they found truly the most wretched people that I've
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: ever seen on TV in my life, and I loved it.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: This girl Amy is so country thickest accent. They all
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: just like smoke SIGs and fight at bars and but
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: they would come together in these like beautiful moments.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: And then they started doing vacations where they would take
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: them like out of the country and put them in
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: like Montana or something, you know whatever. They would put
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: them in different places. But I loved the show. I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: think it wasn't given enough do. It was hysterical. They
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: were they were comedians.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: But yeah, riped.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Kirk was so sadly yeah yeah, and just so young.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: But this show is a great binge if you like.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: And we're like really on the trashy ended the spectrum
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: for reality TV. But if you're into that, great show,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: so shout out, shout out to Kurt.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah I read that story. That was really sad.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: So my last thing is my food one and I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: foxed with some pizza rolls. Yeah, Like I bought the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: giant bag from my art like the toasty name brands,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Costinos or whatever.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you try.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Tosto's pizza yeah, and they're fucking good. However, I will
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: not cook them in the air fighter because I tried it.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Fucking molten hot lava came out of there to the
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: point where my lip I had a scab, because.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that where you had that scalp?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Yes? I burnt my lip on a pizza roll.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Those other fuckers are hot.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, bitch, they're fucking hot lava.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I never had a pizza roll that didn't burn the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: roof of my mouth. But yeah, you had a true,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: like cold sort looking scale on your mouth.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: It hurts so bad that it like drip down my face.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I had never moved so fast to wipe something. I grabbed,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: you know what, I wiped my face with the oven
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: mit that I used to take it out. I grabbed
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: the oven mit and wiped my face and just from
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: zero point two seconds on my lip, I had a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: fucking huge burn, second degree burn on my lip.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Did you eat it right when it came out?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: No? I let it sit for how long? At least
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: five minutes?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: They need a hole in them, because I feel like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: even if the outside becomes cold, the inside is still
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: hotter than.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Like the like magma, like literally, So I was and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, because I like when you cook
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: them in the airfrare because outside is crispy, because when
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: you put them in the microwave, they're soggy. And I'm like, okay, no,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: but when you do it in the air fire, they
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: come out crispy. However, right, you will burn your face off,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: which is what I almost did.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Do you dip in ranch or No?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I have not tried that yet.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Oh so good.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I love a pizza roll and I tried to get
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: like the organic, like bougie version, which is good. It
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: was like Annies or Amy's or whatever. But it's a
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: pack of like five for like forty five dollars. Oh,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: stick to your totino.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: No, I get my stick to the molten hot magma.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I wonder if I could make them, or I wonder
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: if my boyfriend can.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Make them for me. Well, what if you take one
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: of those like pizza pizza crusts.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm familiar with pizzas.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Like that you buy that's unmade, like unbaked, uncooked, raw
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: raw raw pizza crust, and you instead of like baking it,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: you make little pouches of like pizza sauce and pepperoni
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: and like make little you know what I mean, roll
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: them up in a little.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: For my boyfriend whiped up dough last night, so I
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: feel like he could just.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, did he have like the flour pile
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: on your counter?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why have the video all post it?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: If you can make oh my god, with the fucking
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: egg in the middle, and you're like, I have butterflies.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: You'd be like get down on one knee.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted dumplings and he's like, we can make these,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm like we can, And so we made dumplings
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: from fucking scrubs. I know, I know, I okay, you
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: know what, and it must be my two percent Spanish,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: because I fucking bitch. So we tried the dumplings and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: this is like running over so well ended after this,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: but we tried the dumplings three ways, the kinds that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: are like the bow buns that like twist at the top,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: the kinds that are like traditional like Asian dumplings. And
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: then he taught me how to do the en panada
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: to close the dumpling dumpling. I can roll an empanada
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: in like three point five seconds.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Like for some reason I was so.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: I have to show you.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I was like whipping those are better than mine, I'm like,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, I don't know, I was
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: somebody's a whalet. And so those were the best ones
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: that we had that like locked it in. But yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: he just like whipped up dough out of stuff we
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: had in the fucking house. And then we were rolling
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: and yeah on our counter. I know, it was pretty amazing.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I have three more dumplings to like, pardon oh to rise. Yes, yes,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: he gets the towel and he puts it over it.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: We different towel. We tried to the night before, but
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I think our apartment must have been too cold because
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: it wasn't rising enough, so we had to let it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: rise overnight. So then we made the dumplings last night,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and it was very like labor intended dumplings.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: I guess bread dumplings. I didn't think like dumplings came
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: from bread well or yeast. Yeast to me is like bread.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was doe.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: So like I will say, the ones that we pan fried,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: we used a little too much jo so they were
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: very much giving, like little impanadas, which.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: I was not mad about.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: And then the ones we steamed because we did both
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: were more like with the dumpling consistency. But yeah, it's
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: dope of some sort. He came to me after the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: dough was done, so I wasn't a part of that process,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: but the rest was like pretty fucking easy, which is crazy,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: but it takes a minute, so we had to do
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: it while we were watching the Metcala.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean that would be me.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: That would be the fucking day that Mike's like, I'm
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: just whipping up some dope bitch right worth a fucking
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: washing machine.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: But like you do, your little life goes and I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: really feel like I was good at cooking, like that
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: would be my time because I was super focused on
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: my dumplings and nothing else, which I very much need
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: at this time in my life.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Cooking stresses me out. I get like stressed out because
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like I gotta do this, this, this, and every
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: fucking time, I don't get the shit ready before, Like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I you need to get everything ready and measured and
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: like ready to go before you fucking start. I do
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: not do that. I don't know what is wrong with
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: my brain that I don't do that. So then the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: middle I'm like Okay, I need a quarter teaspu a
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: garlic and three teaspoons of this, and I'm like them,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: I'm running around trying to get it. I'm like, wow,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: don't I just measured all at the beginning.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the way that recipes are written
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: and I can't follow, so, like I get very stressed
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: out too, Like while that's cooking you do, It's like,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: what do you mean that's already done cooking?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: I can't do it. But I think if you were
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: cooking not for someone else and just for like.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Enjoy man, Yeah, maybe baking, because I feel like you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: can like take your time more.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I think when it becomes off the dome and
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: you can just cook like he can, then it's probably
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: more relaxing.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: My brain doesn't work like that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Mine either, But he's very much like not like he
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: gets stressed out when I don't do stuff good and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well I don't know what I'm doing.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Let me just He's kind of like a backseat learn right,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: let me learn, which brings me to my crash out
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: because he we're already talking about him and this is
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: very much not about him.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: But you know, I do weird shit.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I lived alone for a while, Like I keep things
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: in jars the whole.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, like I have things that are just odd.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: When you live alone for a while, you just like
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: do little weird things that like when you cohabitate.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: It's not is that weird that I'll never know that
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: it is?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Do you feel weird? Do you feel weird about that?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: My friend Laura feels really weird about dude.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Like I and this is not a nod to, like
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Mike has given me everything, but like I wish I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: at some point had a space that was like I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: got to have like that was mine, like from a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: blank canvas right where like I could have. I've never
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: bought like furniture. I never bought a couch, right, Like
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I never got to like go and like pick out
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: a couch, you know, like like everything that's in the house,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: like he had obviously before he met me, Like he
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: had a functioning home.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You know what did he do on those couches?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: We did, like pick out one couch, but like it
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: was it was it was just because we need a
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: couch with minards and found a couch that sit on
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: and it just is there, right, So like you know,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: like I would love to like feel like, oh, like
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: this place, I can like make it mine and acquire things,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: you know, like, but yeah, I don't know. That's the
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: only part that I like, kind of feel like I
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: missed out on. But I mean whatever.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have friends that have gone from like living
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: with us to like living with roommates, like living with
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: our man, and like they'll never know that either, which
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I think is interesting. Yeah, I mean if it makes
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: you feel any better, Like when I had my own space,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: the place we live like very limited budget, like once
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you're done with the rent, you're sitting on, you know,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a fucking lawn chair at this point. So you know,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I had to get a couch for free through through
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: one of our you know, connects, so it's not necessarily
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: like I was like architectural digest, like oh I would
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: get this there and this there.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: So that was on my experience. But I will say
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I thought I was.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Going to fucking hate living alone because I'm very extroverted
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: and had lived with my friends forever, and.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I grew to really love it and it was amazing.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: But you know, again, I didn't have the whole let's
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: go pick out any couch we want so it was
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: kind of like hand me downs from everyone and everywhere.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, my.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Crashed out anyways, was you know how I am in
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: love with and I talked about it before Hellal guys.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: So when my boyfriend got it from my friend and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I that time I talked about it, he ended up
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: ordering it a little wrong, and I think I told you,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: and it like didn't taste like my normal order.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: So I was.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Craving it, and when he's like, what do you want
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: for dinner? And he was walking home and that's what
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: we got, okay, And I was going through it, but
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, my one good thing in my life.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Is this Hellal guys.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: So he brought it home and it in like a
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: what's the silver bottom, like an aluminum bottom, and like
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: a plastic top. And I'm very anti plastic of any sort,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: so anytime I get food in a plastic container, I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: directly take it out and put it in something else
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: or cover it. And because the bottom wasn't plastic, I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: didn't feel like I had to switch out the container.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: So I took the plastic off and I put a
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: pot on top of it to go get in the shower.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: So that it was still warm, but it wasn't because
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: when plastic changes temperature, it gets in you ingestic So
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I put a pot on top of it, and I'm
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: about to go get in the shower and like dream
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: of the food I'm.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: About to have.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: And my boyfriend sees the pot upside down on the
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: counter and slides it off, and my food went all
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: over the floor, and I was.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Like, what I want.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, I've never seen you do that before, and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, I just do it, and I do
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: with like plates or whatever. But my thing was like,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: if you see a pot like lifted, don't like slide it.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: But he's a very quick mover and just slid it.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: And I watched my entire Hello guys go all over
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: the floor.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: So Willie got some food and there was some salvage,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: but I was like, I don't want it, and I
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: literally like he should have broke up with me. Then there,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I like had a full blown mental breakdown about food.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no, but we've since recovered good, really good.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: My crash out is going to be a list of
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: things that I hate, but it's under the or more. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: it's under the umbrella of I hate traveling. I hate it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I hate traveling, and I'm going to walk you through
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: the reasons why I had to go to Texas for
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: work this past weekend. Texas was great, love the people
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: I was with, It was a great refresh.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: However, yeah, you were in a great mood yesterday.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I was. I tried yesterday when I used it as
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: like a reset, like I was like, Okay, I'm gonna
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: come in and have a try to have a better outlook.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: And so yesterday I think I.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Compet, but I was like, what the fuck is he
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: so happy about.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: About? Exactly? And there's nothing. But so I was like, okay, Well,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: I hate the drive to the airport because I'm not
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: in control, and you know, I like to be the driver. However,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: if it's someone driving me or I took an uber,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: hate that right then. I hate then I hate getting
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: there and going through security, hate that right, Hate that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know the rules. The rules change this time.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: This has never happened in the history of me flying anywhere.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: And I'm not pre check or clear whatever. I'm just
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: a regular old Nancy going.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Through and usually I beat everyone who I got.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: To keep my shoes on. I didn't have to take
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: anything out of my bag.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: There must have been a long line.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: I walked right up. They're like, no, you can keep
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: your shoes on. I was like, okay, well, do you
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: want me to take anything out of it? When my
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: pocket like, no, everything stays in your pockets. I'm like, okay,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: do want me to take my laptop out? It was
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: normally like I take my left out of my backpack. No,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: everything stays in the bag. And they put the bag
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: on the conveyer belt and they sent me through the
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: little hands up three sixty scan thing. I was like,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: this doesn't seem right because I could have anything in
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: my pockets, right, Okay. So I was like, okay, I
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: hate that. I hate the prices of things in the airport.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Hate that, right, Yeah, everything is so expensive. Get on
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: the plane. The one good thing is that the flight
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: to Texas was very empty, so pretty much every middle
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: seat was empty. Great love that that was like one
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: love that, right, we are God's favorite. Okay. I hate
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: when you get to where you're going and you gotta
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: figure out every airport is different. Where the fuck the
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Ubers go? Okay, like the Ubers some the airport I
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: flew into in Austin. You have to walk out of
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: the airport completely onto the street. Okay, across the street,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: walk through the parking garage, take stairs up to get
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: to where the ubers go. Okay, Like, that's ridiculous. It's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: eighty five degrees. I'm hot, I have this fucking bag.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Hate that. The hotel. I will say the hotel. I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: slept better in that hotel than I had at home
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: in the last two weeks. I don't know what it was.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: I wake up one time.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, most people hate like the process of traveling,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: like you.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: To Why do people say, oh, you don't like flying?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: You like life flying? Who likes this? Who likes everything?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: I just named, Like, how could you possibly unless I'm
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: on a PJ and I get to lay down by myself,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: not touching anyone. How do you like being crammed in
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: an airplane next to a stranger?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Is that fun? No?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like hate. I'm not scared of flying. I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: just no, I don't enjoy it. It is something to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: do for No, I know you're not.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I just hate the process.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I think everyone does well. I don't. I don't know
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: anye who likes flying.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I know people who tolerate it because we all tolerate
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: all that stuff because the end result is that you're somewhere.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then when I'm there, I'm like, oh my god,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: I have to fly back and that's gonna suck. So
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: everything is like overshadowed by the fact that I now
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: have to go back through that process again to get home.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: You got to find your little wins, Like you have
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: to find like, if you're coming back on a Sunday,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: what's my airport tree. We know I'm going to spend
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: seventy five dollars on you know, on fast shoes, cake,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: on cheesecake, So what's my tree? You have to give
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: your what show am I going to watch on the plane?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: You have to do your little wins? Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: traveling fucking suck.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Have we not made this better? Like I just don't understand.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, and it's like getting worse by the minute.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: But packing for me is that because it's like so overwhelming.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate it. I hate that I need to
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: get a fit off every five seconds, like that's annoying
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: I hate myself.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I hate that I'll bring things for even a season
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: we're not in or We're not going to thirty five
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: peers of underwear.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's list, there's medication, there's.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if I forget one thing that
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking having a mental breakdown because I'm not anti depress.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: It's like Jesus, there's there's too much sunglasses, underwear, toothpasts.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: It's too much. I forgot my sunglasses exactly exactly.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Once I'm at the airport, I do have a sense
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: of like, at least the packings over and I give
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: my bag away, and like that's that. I'm giving it
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: up to God either having a nice fattening meal or
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: an airport cocktail, and we're just we're on the way
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: to somewhere fun.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: But I do hate.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: I hate. It's an awful process. And I don't understand
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: how we haven't made a plane that is wide enough
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: to where you do two two and two seats with
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: two aisles.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: They have three or two three two. I believe I've
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: flown on right, like the big ones, like going down.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: I've never been on one of those, but like this
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: that should be the standard. Why you would ever put
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: three people together is beyond.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: More money greed. They want to pack more people on.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: They want more money.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: They know people will pay for a fucking cheap best seat.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: It's like companies used to want to make like the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: consumer happy. Now they're basically, we know you fucking need us,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Everything is going down the shutter,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna call your therapist about the control thing
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta because you should be able to be driven.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll see you later, Okay,