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Phone Tap: Company Rat · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: phone to work and being on it all day is
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  Speaker 1: becoming really commonplace. Now, I didn't right now, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear you paying attention to And it's not just for
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  Speaker 1: people on this show, but you see it in the
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  Speaker 1: break room with people at their desks. And how much
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  Speaker 1: of it is work related and how much is personal? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I means yeah. You know what we need is a
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  Speaker 1: corporate optimizer person like myself. He's willing to be brave.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cracked down on the individuals who are taking advantage
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  Speaker 1: of the system, like the worst hall monitor. Ever. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I do with one woman today. I tell her
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  Speaker 1: her boss is onto her and now I'm gonna put
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  Speaker 1: a stop to it because that's my job. In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. The twenties, Hello, this is Sharon.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Sharon, my name is Paul. I work for Brianna.
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  Speaker 1: You're a direct supervisor. Oh hi Paul, all right, what
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  Speaker 1: can I get for you? Yeah? So not sure if
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  Speaker 1: you heard, but I've been hired as a corporate optimizer.
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  Speaker 1: I go into companies and I do my best to
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  Speaker 1: help employees optimize their time. You, facilitate a more streamline schedule,
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  Speaker 1: maximize productivity and even clicking up there. Okay, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: and you've been with the company how long now? Oh
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  Speaker 1: I've been here ten years? Wow? Yeah, I know. I
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  Speaker 1: like it here. Okay, great, good work in tirement for you. Yeah. Um.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling Brianna told me recently that she
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  Speaker 1: caught you a couple of times on your cell phone. Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I do get emails for work on my
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  Speaker 1: cell phone and I will check it sometimes. You know. Well,
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  Speaker 1: our sources say that you're doing a lot of personal
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  Speaker 1: stuff on there along with your work emails. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if I mean, if something comes in that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure or sometimes something you know, I'll check another one
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  Speaker 1: just to maybe deleted or okay, you know. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing the excuses. But what I really need you to
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  Speaker 1: do in terms of optimizing your workflow, I think it'd
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  Speaker 1: be best if you put the phone down for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the day. We just focus on doing good
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  Speaker 1: work for the company, all right, Okay, yeah, I mean okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I already do that. I do focus on my work.
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  Speaker 1: I believe you absolutely manifest that. All right, we'll talk
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  Speaker 1: to you soon. Okay, Hi, this is Sharon. Sharon, it's
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  Speaker 1: Paul again. So I'm calling because we noticed you got
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  Speaker 1: back on your phone. I sudn't I put it down, Sharon.
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  Speaker 1: We both know that's not true. Like, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: What are you my parent now? I mean, people can
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  Speaker 1: look at their phones doing work. I'm still getting my
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  Speaker 1: stuff done. I'm above your parent at this point. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the corporate optimizer. I've never heard of a corporate optimizer.
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  Speaker 1: But the only reason I looked at is I saw
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  Speaker 1: one of my daughters sent me a message, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to look at that. What if it's urgent?
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  Speaker 1: You know, well, does your daughter work here in the building? No,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter doesn't work here in the building, So then
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  Speaker 1: that's not allowed. Let's put the phone away. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you singling me out? I mean, why aren't
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  Speaker 1: you talking to Nikki in sales? Are Mike? They're on
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  Speaker 1: their phones all the time, and I talked to them
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  Speaker 1: and they said they never got a call from you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's good to know. I'll tell both of
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  Speaker 1: them that you told me to start watching them. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Sharon. Don't tell them I said that means
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  Speaker 1: and my friends I go out to lunch with them.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that, Okay, So you rat out all
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  Speaker 1: your friends. Well, I don't rat out all my friends.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, why aren't you sticking on me? Just your
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  Speaker 1: work friends? And if you're gonna go and tell them
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  Speaker 1: behind my back, I'm just going to go and tell
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  Speaker 1: them you're lying about it. Really, you're going to tell
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  Speaker 1: them that I'm lying? Yeah, even if I recorded this
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  Speaker 1: phone call and play the moment when you said this,
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't you talking to Nikki and sales are like
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  Speaker 1: they're on their phones all the time. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. Yeah, it doesn't sound like my voice, does it?
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  Speaker 1: To tell me if you're dating? Actually, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, Sharon, because you're in our building using
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  Speaker 1: our emails. Yeah, but it's my cell phone. You need
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  Speaker 1: to picture me. I'm Rihanna. This is my umbrella. You're
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  Speaker 1: under it. Ella, Ella? I don't even know what that means. Ella,
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  Speaker 1: Ella a. How about this. What if we make a deal.
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  Speaker 1: I won't tell your friends about the horrible things that
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  Speaker 1: you said about them. I don't say anything horrible. I
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  Speaker 1: just said they were on their phone. You need me
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  Speaker 1: to play the clip for you again. I'll do it. No,
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  Speaker 1: all right, as long as you hand me your phone
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  Speaker 1: when you get into work each morning. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you my phone. Yes you are,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll give it back to you at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the day. Kind of like a troubled team
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  Speaker 1: who has a hard time passing their ged. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: blackmailing me or something. I've not got a stand foot it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll sit down, stand however you want to take it.
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  Speaker 1: This is your last chance. Take it or leave it. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: come to my cubicle and take my damn phone. I
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  Speaker 1: want to see your face. Oh I date you, darn
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  Speaker 1: you know what I just thought of something. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really work for your company. I'm just a guy on
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  Speaker 1: the radio that does prank phone calls. What my real
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  Speaker 1: name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing a phone tap on your Sharon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to get you all riled up like that,
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  Speaker 1: but a bunch of your co workers set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this, including Mike and Nicki. By the way, they're
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  Speaker 1: part of it. Wait wait till they hear that you
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  Speaker 1: rated them out sharing. They can't hear that I'm playing
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  Speaker 1: it for them. That makes two of us, So you
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  Speaker 1: don't hate me. I hate myself. Oh dressed? Now, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now we're all on board. Wake up every morning with
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