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Phone Tap: Human Verification System · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the Internet when you order something and sometimes it
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  Speaker 1: has that thing pop up that's like type this word
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  Speaker 1: to prove you're not a robot. Oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: find the sidewalk? I did? I found? Yeah? Okay, Well
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  Speaker 1: we thought wouldn't it be funny if you had to
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  Speaker 1: do that over the phone. Well that's when we came
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  Speaker 1: up with the human verification system in our own Brooke
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  Speaker 1: Fox is pretending to be a representative for a tickets
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  Speaker 1: and events company. She just wants to verify with a
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  Speaker 1: young man that he is in fact human and not
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  Speaker 1: a bot. Well, you never you never know, You never know, Jose.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see if he passes in your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, another tap? Hello, Hi, this is Rachel
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  Speaker 1: calling from events. I'm looking to speak with Tyler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is him, Hi, Tyler. I was just calling because
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  Speaker 1: I see here that you recently purchased concert tickets through
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  Speaker 1: our VIP presale program. Yeah yeah, great, great, So I
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  Speaker 1: can put you through to our HVS right now. If
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  Speaker 1: that works for you. It should only take a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's HVS. I'm sure you've read stories.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just explain real quickly about you know, companies that
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  Speaker 1: use bots to buy up all the good concert tickets. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Yeah, and so that's why we have
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  Speaker 1: HVS Human Verification System. And since you have a new
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  Speaker 1: account with us, we're just gonna need to verify that
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  Speaker 1: you are indeed a real person, all right. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you sound real to me, but you wouldn't believe some
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  Speaker 1: of the newer artificial intelligence that companies are using to
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  Speaker 1: you know, game the system. Okay, so what do I do? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: very easy. Just in order to validate your tickets, I
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  Speaker 1: can just put you through to the HBS right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's only going to take a minute. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: knock it out. Okay, Please hold hello. Please stake your
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  Speaker 1: first and last name Tyler confirmed. Next question, what is
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  Speaker 1: your birth date? Eleven nineteen confirmed? Next question, if you
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  Speaker 1: are human, please describe what love is? What? Repeat question?
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  Speaker 1: If you are, please describe what love is. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when two people are into each other or
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  Speaker 1: something that I don't I am sorry, human verification has failed.
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  Speaker 1: What Hi, Tyler, this is Rachel again. How did it go?
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  Speaker 1: Were you approved? I don't think so. Well, it's asking
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  Speaker 1: a weird question. Oh what is love? Is that that
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  Speaker 1: that's going to tell them? Oh? Yeah, were you able
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  Speaker 1: to answer that? I mean I gave him an answer,
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  Speaker 1: but apparently it didn't work. Okay, Well are you confused
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  Speaker 1: about love? No? I just I mean love is something
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  Speaker 1: to everybody. What does this have to do with anything? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're just trying to establish are you a
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  Speaker 1: robot or are you a person? I mean I'm having
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with you right now. What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm love? A robot or a person? Like I said, AI,
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  Speaker 1: these days really hard to tell. So how about this?
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  Speaker 1: How about we just put you back into the HBS
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  Speaker 1: and get you a new question? So okay, whatever, but
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  Speaker 1: please hold whatever we're gonna do system. Hello, please state
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  Speaker 1: your first and last name, Tyler. If you cannot answer
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  Speaker 1: what love is, please describe in detail about how a
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  Speaker 1: woman's reproductive system works. What I don't know a bottle alert.
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  Speaker 1: A bottle alert subject is not human? What are you, Tyler?
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  Speaker 1: This is Rachel. So the system just set me an
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  Speaker 1: alert saying you failed again? Do you know the questions asking?
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  Speaker 1: I know how a woman's reproductive system works? Have one myself?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean to fire concert tickets? That's all I'm doing?
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to me. I'm a human being, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a bot. What does this have to do with anything? So?
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  Speaker 1: Do ovaries make you uncomfortable? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to tickets. Oh you know what that
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  Speaker 1: sound means, don't you? No, I don't know what any
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  Speaker 1: of this means. Yeah, that sound means that this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call we're doing on you with
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Mackenzie. Phone tap alert? What a total nube? What?
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  Speaker 1: What this is? Actually Brooke for the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a phone tap. Holy,
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  Speaker 1: that was so embarrassing. Your your girlfriend said that you
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  Speaker 1: got some like pre access to your favorite band and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. Okay, that was that
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  Speaker 1: was crazy. I will say. She's also the one that
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  Speaker 1: said you wouldn't know how a woman's reproductive system works,
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  Speaker 1: which is a little concerning coming from your car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she said that. Week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: funk tabs, weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. Morning