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Phone Tap PODCAST: Busted for Makeup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of kubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. Another Jubila on the twenty tell me I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, this is Bill
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  Speaker 1: Rosewood from the police. I'm looking for Emily. This is
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  Speaker 1: she Emily. I've been looking for you. I'm sorry. What
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  Speaker 1: is this about? Listen? I'm going to give you the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to turn yourself in, or you can tell me
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  Speaker 1: where you are and I can come arrest you in
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  Speaker 1: the next thirty minutes. Excuse me, arrest me for what
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  Speaker 1: I think you know? No, I don't know. Listen. We
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  Speaker 1: have surveillance footage of you caught in the act. So
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  Speaker 1: you can either tell me where you are or you
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  Speaker 1: can come down to the station and turn yourself in.
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  Speaker 1: What surveillance footage? What are my contin the act of doing? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you really going to play dumb with me right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not playing dumb. I'm asking you. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think I've done. I really don't know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is going on. Okay, okay, fine, I'll play your game.
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  Speaker 1: Then we'll play your little game. If you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like that. Let me cut to the chase. You recently
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  Speaker 1: purchased some makeup at department store last Tuesday. Yeah, correct, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you say that that is true. You admit that
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  Speaker 1: you did that. Yeah, I purchased snake up. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And while the sales clerk's back was turned, we have
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  Speaker 1: video footage of you putting a brand new eyeliner container
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  Speaker 1: in your purse. That is called shoplifting. Hello, oh my god, No,
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  Speaker 1: You've got this totally wrong. That sounds like I've got
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  Speaker 1: you red handed. That is called shoplifting. What you did.
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  Speaker 1: Score one for the good guys. You can either turn
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  Speaker 1: yourself in or I'm gonna come and get you what
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  Speaker 1: your problem is. While you're getting so excited about this,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't funny. I didn't choose. Oh I'm getting excited
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  Speaker 1: because you tried to lie to me, and then I
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  Speaker 1: got your hook line and sinker. You are busted. I busted,
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  Speaker 1: busted for taking that is not a free gift. Ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: you purposely distracted the sales clerk and then stole some eyeliner. Boom,
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  Speaker 1: got you again? What are you going to announced for
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  Speaker 1: a basketball ship? You're yelling at me and you're not
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  Speaker 1: even listening to me tell you that I didn't steal anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's your badge number. That's what you're doing. It's super unprofessional.
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  Speaker 1: Before I give you that, I do want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know the department store is planning on prosecuting. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they don't take this kind of thing lightly prosecuting Woman
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  Speaker 1: David's me. She said it was a gift. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: you expect me to believe that you were buying some
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  Speaker 1: makeup and they just gave you a gift. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: already told you that. Yes, it happens all the time. Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know how much makeup I've bought in my lifetime
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  Speaker 1: and I've never received a free gift, not once. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That funny? Is that funny? Is something funny? No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not funny at all, obviously, Okay, because I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking about how I like to put on lipstick from
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  Speaker 1: time to time and I've never been given a free one. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's really weird and I don't need to know that,
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  Speaker 1: and you're so accusing me of a crime, and that's complete. Four.
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  Speaker 1: I have you on video taking the eyeliner, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, Look, I wear a lipstick from time to time.
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  Speaker 1: I put on eyeshadow too, and I've never been given
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  Speaker 1: a free one every wout you. I would love some
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  Speaker 1: free makeup, you know expensive. Why are you telling me
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  Speaker 1: about the makeup that you wear? Has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with what you're accusing, because I'm just telling you that
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  Speaker 1: I have proof, and I know that they don't give
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  Speaker 1: away free samples like that, because I buy a lot
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  Speaker 1: of makeup because I like to sit at home and
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  Speaker 1: look pretty just like other girls do. M Yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 1: we need to talk to someone else about your personal stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I still need to talk to your supervisor. Just because
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  Speaker 1: I'm an officer of the law doesn't mean that I
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  Speaker 1: can't sit at home and watch cast a black em
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  Speaker 1: put on lipstick. Give me your supervisor's name, weirdo. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I can't because this is a prank phone call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Wait, the police
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  Speaker 1: are non involved. Or no, your friend Annie set you up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke. Oh my god, thank god, that was
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  Speaker 1: a joke. That was so weird. Seriously, though, what kind
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  Speaker 1: of eyeshadow were you buying? I'm just curious. Oh um,
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, like a pack that has a couple
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  Speaker 1: of different shades. Oh my girl, I love that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're ridiculous.