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Phone Tap: Rolando Career Day · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Are we
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  Speaker 1: prank calling today? Let's Frank Brook? Okay, guessing? How are
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  Speaker 1: you good at this? It's funny because Jose is actually
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  Speaker 1: featured in this one. There's an elementary school teacher out
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  Speaker 1: there who just sent out an email to all the
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  Speaker 1: parents letting them know they're going to be hosting a
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  Speaker 1: career day at the school series. And guess who did
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  Speaker 1: not get that email but still wants to come. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Latin lover who's definitely not undercover Rolando. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to be making his best pitch about why he should
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  Speaker 1: be a featured speaker for all the children. It's in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tapp right now on the twenties. Hello. Hello
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  Speaker 1: is this miss? Yes? Who's calling? Oh? Hello? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Rolando. My son is in George thirty grade class.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, which student is your son? I am the
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  Speaker 1: father of Christopher. Do you know Christopher, Yes, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Christopher is a great kid. Yeah, very good kids. Good
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  Speaker 1: to hear. I raised him to be a charmer, just
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  Speaker 1: like his father. Okay, Um, what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: So Christopher, he's mentioned to me, he says, Papa, it
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  Speaker 1: is a career day soon in the classroom. Is this true? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's true. Yeah. We do career day every year. We
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  Speaker 1: do a day where parents come in and they discussed
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  Speaker 1: their careers with the students. Um, did you get the email?
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  Speaker 1: An email out? I did not see the email, but
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  Speaker 1: I am very excited to talk to the children about
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  Speaker 1: my job. Oh great. What is it that you do? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I am a master of the How do you say
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  Speaker 1: body positions? Are you talking more of a martial arts
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  Speaker 1: or yoga or Oh? My apologies, my accent can be
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  Speaker 1: a little hard to understand at times. No, No, your
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  Speaker 1: accents fine. I can understand you perfectly. I'm just not
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  Speaker 1: understanding what it is you do. What is your career
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  Speaker 1: that you will be talking to the kids about. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me give you a hint and see if perhaps
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  Speaker 1: you can gaze. Why don't you just tell me you
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  Speaker 1: work with the children. I know you like to play
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  Speaker 1: the game so let me play a game with you.
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  Speaker 1: I worked with children. I don't play games them. I
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  Speaker 1: teach them. And I'm not a child. So okay, the
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  Speaker 1: game starts now. First hint, I work with many adults
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  Speaker 1: at one time. Okay, I don't want to play this
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  Speaker 1: game with you. Second hint, Second hint. I consider myself
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  Speaker 1: an entertainer with videos online that have millions and millions
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  Speaker 1: of views. Millions of views. That's interesting. That's still not
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  Speaker 1: letting me know what it is that you do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what are you going to talk to them about? My
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  Speaker 1: last and final hint for you is men and women
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  Speaker 1: coming together and moving and bending and dripping and sweat
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  Speaker 1: and what is wrong with you? Saw? I'm sorry, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm not playing your game anymore. And whatever did you do?
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  Speaker 1: From the little bit that I've had to hear, it
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  Speaker 1: does not sound like it's appropriate for children. We're not
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  Speaker 1: going to have you talk to children out there. I
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  Speaker 1: assure you it is fine. I can even give you
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  Speaker 1: a private demon thra. I don't want to hear about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in the third grade. You're not going to
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  Speaker 1: come and traumatize these children. You are very feisty, miss.
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  Speaker 1: I like that you would be perfect for my dancing class.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be. I don't want to be. Did
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  Speaker 1: you say dancing? Absolutely? I told you. Body's moving, sweating, dripping, screaming.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you described like that, because dancing is very
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  Speaker 1: sent Just say you're a dancing instructor. Oh I did
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  Speaker 1: not know. I apologize. Oh I am just a simple
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  Speaker 1: dancing instructor who loves to participate in adult films. What
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  Speaker 1: did you just say? Maybe you have seen a few.
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  Speaker 1: I can send you a link. No, see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: All right, mister creepo, I don't want anything to do
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  Speaker 1: with any of your links or anything that you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: You have smutty job. I have to talk to my
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  Speaker 1: principal before you call him. I need to tell you
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. What just happened to
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  Speaker 1: your accents? It's part of the joke. This is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Your sister Amelia set you up. She said you had
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  Speaker 1: some interesting career day prospects calling in, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to you I'm gonna kill my sister. I have
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  Speaker 1: to ask, what were you thinking? What I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to give you hint someone what I did for a living.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I must thinking you were some kind
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  Speaker 1: of born actor. I was like you would week of
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was weekday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning