Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Break the Bank
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d u i away now offering free
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- 0:16Speaker 2: We call a guy who about a month ago, received
- 0:19Speaker 2: an email from a TV production studio say he was
- 0:22Speaker 2: being considered for a brand new reality show.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Okay, is that part real? Or do we send him
- 0:28Speaker 3: that part is real?
- 0:29Speaker 2: It's been his dream since he was a kid to
- 0:31Speaker 2: appear on TV, so we thought we could make that
- 0:35Speaker 2: dream come true with a brand new show where he
- 0:40Speaker 2: is going to be going up to a teller in
- 0:42Speaker 2: a real bank.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and demand that they hand over all the cats.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Run out and toss it into an unidentified car and
- 0:52Speaker 2: figure it out. Oh this is gonna work as long
- 0:56Speaker 2: as he's gullible enough and he trusts me in your phone,
- 0:59Speaker 2: Tap right now, weekday.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenties.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is David calling from productions. I'm looking
- 1:09Speaker 2: for Sam.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Yeah speaking Hey Sam. How's it going good? How are you?
- 1:15Speaker 3: I'm good? Did you get my email.
- 1:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I think it was like about a
- 1:20Speaker 2: month ago.
- 1:21Speaker 1: I got one.
- 1:22Speaker 3: No, I'm full disclosure.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Our AD was out for two weeks with a tricky
- 1:26Speaker 2: venereal disease, so that's why it took a while to
- 1:29Speaker 2: reach out to you.
- 1:31Speaker 3: I I things happened.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, I.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Mean, I guess that's a good lesson. Never ride a
- 1:36Speaker 3: ferris wheel.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Nude little seats. They got a lot of germs. I
- 1:41Speaker 2: did not know that, did you.
- 1:42Speaker 3: You're not choking? No, not at all. Oh my god.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Anyway, you know, because of the tight turnaround, we would
- 1:49Speaker 2: have flown you out to meet in person and sign
- 1:51Speaker 2: some paperwork. But because of the delay with our AD,
- 1:55Speaker 2: we got to start shooting tomorrow tomorrow, so we'll have
- 2:00Speaker 2: you meet us on location if that's okay.
- 2:03Speaker 3: You want to film tomorrow, and I'm part of it
- 2:05Speaker 3: one hundred percent, my man.
- 2:07Speaker 2: So the title of your show that you're gonna be
- 2:09Speaker 2: on is called Break the Bank.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Awesome, Yeah, what is it? What is it?
- 2:15Speaker 2: Well, it's half reality, half game show where you're gonna
- 2:18Speaker 2: be playing the role of a high stakes bank robber.
- 2:22Speaker 1: I can't believe this is real.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Yeah, things move faster than this industry. But we want
- 2:27Speaker 2: this to seem as natural as possible, so the crew
- 2:30Speaker 2: has been instructed not to come up to you.
- 2:33Speaker 3: In fact, you're you're not even gonna know where there.
- 2:35Speaker 2: What do you mean, like sure, they're gonna be like
- 2:37Speaker 2: hiding from me or something.
- 2:38Speaker 3: And well, just listen.
- 2:39Speaker 2: After you park, you're gonna walk into the bank branch
- 2:43Speaker 2: on the corner. You'll probably see some people standing in line.
- 2:46Speaker 2: And you're not gonna know this, but everyone, including the tellers,
- 2:50Speaker 2: are all actors.
- 2:52Speaker 3: That's insane. I love it. Yeah.
- 2:55Speaker 2: So, and you'll probably see a bunch of security cameras,
- 2:57Speaker 2: but don't worry, they're actually ours because we'll be filming you.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can't have you thought of everything. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 2: and then you'll go up to the next available window,
- 3:07Speaker 2: whichever one it is, and deliver your line.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Okay, great, so I have lines.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Are you ready for it?
- 3:15Speaker 2: Yea?
- 3:15Speaker 3: Yeah, it's give me all your money or else. Yeah,
- 3:21Speaker 3: give me all your money, we're out. WHOA, take it all, sir.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Please don't hurt me. Hey, you're a natural. Oh thanks. Yeah.
- 3:32Speaker 2: So after that, you're gonna want to run outside and
- 3:35Speaker 2: you'll see a gray sedan parked out front, toss the
- 3:38Speaker 2: bag of money in the window, and when the car leaves,
- 3:41Speaker 2: you just broke the bank.
- 3:43Speaker 3: So what happens next.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Well, we'll contact you in like four to six weeks
- 3:48Speaker 2: via email to let us know if your time is
- 3:50Speaker 2: better than the other contestants.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Oh, there's other people doing.
- 3:53Speaker 2: It too, right, And then if you're out of jail,
- 3:56Speaker 2: I mean, if you're able to get out of work.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait what.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Sorry, sit with the tongue there, then we can do
- 4:04Speaker 2: it again with a special break the bank All Star edition.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Oh you don't sound as enthused about the All Star version.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Well, no, it sounded weird.
- 4:13Speaker 2: It sounds like you know now it's not like just
- 4:16Speaker 2: me in a show, And it sounds like you said jail.
- 4:20Speaker 3: I accidentally said the word jail.
- 4:22Speaker 2: It'll probably never happen to you as long as you
- 4:25Speaker 2: run pretty fast.
- 4:26Speaker 3: See you just send it right there, right on DM again.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Like so, it doesn't even sound like a TV show.
- 4:32Speaker 3: It's not.
- 4:32Speaker 2: But you want me to rob a bank and give
- 4:34Speaker 2: you the money, I mean, it's fake money.
- 4:36Speaker 3: It's all for the show.
- 4:38Speaker 2: The most important part is to put all the money
- 4:40Speaker 2: in our car and let us drive away with it.
- 4:43Speaker 3: So you want me to rob a bank to give
- 4:46Speaker 3: you money.
- 4:47Speaker 2: You're pushing back on me a lot here. I thought
- 4:49Speaker 2: you were going to be a team player. You sounded
- 4:50Speaker 2: excited at the start of this.
- 4:52Speaker 3: I was, I am. I mean, I'd love to do it.
- 4:54Speaker 2: A show gratitude is telling me that you don't well,
- 4:57Speaker 2: I don't want to.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Go to jail.
- 4:59Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Oh, come on, maybe we get
- 5:01Speaker 2: your girlfriend Sarah to rob it for us. I know
- 5:04Speaker 2: she's up for it. I talked to Sarah earlier when
- 5:07Speaker 2: she was setting you up for this prank phone call.
- 5:10Speaker 2: No wait, my real name is jeff from the radio
- 5:16Speaker 2: show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:17Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you, dude, got it?
- 5:24Speaker 2: Yeah, your girlfriend Sarah set you up, said that you've
- 5:26Speaker 2: been applying for acting jobs lately and wanted to screw
- 5:29Speaker 2: with you. You know, for the whole first part of
- 5:31Speaker 2: the phone call, I thought this was a real thing.
- 5:35Speaker 3: We're talking about. Break the bank is real. Just throw
- 5:37Speaker 3: the money in the car and then start running. We'll
- 5:40Speaker 3: email you. I'm sure if I'm going to rob a.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Bank, I'm not doing it for you, my friend.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Ye wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
- 5:50Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,