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Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. You know,
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  Speaker 1: out of all the people on this show, you know
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  Speaker 1: who's the best at delivering good news is Jose Bolognos.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want it. I was quiet because I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: trup it was me. Yeah, it's yeah, gets genuinely excited
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  Speaker 1: about it. He's boisterous, he's fun. He actually enjoys the
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  Speaker 1: good news more than the person receiving the news. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to tell People's star you are the world's
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  Speaker 1: best hype man. Yeah, truly. The other day someone emailed
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  Speaker 1: the show saying, my sisters had cable for a really,
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  Speaker 1: really long time, and we thought, why not give her
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  Speaker 1: a call to wish her a happy Cable annivers free
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  Speaker 1: And Jose's not coming in empty handed either. He's bringing
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  Speaker 1: along a special gift just for her in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. On the twenties, Hello, Hey is this Laura? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who's speaking. My name is John. I'm with Cable and
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say happy in a Versarie. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: happy never Si. Okay, Yeah, you've been with us for
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  Speaker 1: five years now. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts? Oh my gosh, insane.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, we just wanted to thank you, give you
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  Speaker 1: a little surprise to Supprisio. If it was a wine,
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  Speaker 1: it'd be Supprisio Grizio. It's not a wine. We're not
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  Speaker 1: giving you wine though. All right, It's okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I do have a surprise. Are you ready? Drum roll?
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  Speaker 1: Please drum roll. In the last five years, you have
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  Speaker 1: spent twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty seven dollars and
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  Speaker 1: ninety two cents watching TV with us. Yay. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Twelve thousand, five hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: seven dollars and don't forget the nine to two cents shrows,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I spent five years. Yeah, just think of
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  Speaker 1: what else you could have spent that on. Huh. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's not even including your WiFi. That's just Cable, Jane.
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  Speaker 1: Makes me feel good here much money watching TV? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding. I mean, other than the number that
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  Speaker 1: is real. No, listen, because you have Basic Cable for
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  Speaker 1: your anniversary, we're giving you a chance to pick any
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  Speaker 1: other channel you want that's not in your normal package. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so do it. Boom, give me a channel right now,
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  Speaker 1: shout it out. Hbo Oh, sorry, gosh, I was We
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  Speaker 1: can't do that one. They already have way too mean subscribers. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: pick another one. This is is fun though, right, pick another one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: actually I don't have showtime anyway. Would you shoot? That
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  Speaker 1: one's way too popular? Okay, keep me going, pick another one,
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  Speaker 1: come on, silly. Oh and I was hoping you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: say that one, because guess what. We can't do that one.
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  Speaker 1: We can't do that one. You took the words out
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  Speaker 1: of my mouth. You're good at this, Laura. How about this?
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  Speaker 1: Here are your choices? Are you ready? What do you mean? Choices? Channel?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's like the airlines. There's like specific
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  Speaker 1: blackout dates that just aren't available. But I have some
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  Speaker 1: great options for you though, like like the violin channel.
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  Speaker 1: We can do that. Huh. I've never heard of a
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  Speaker 1: violin channel. You think it's literally just called the violin channel.
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  Speaker 1: All the more reason to listen to the beautiful sounds
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  Speaker 1: of a violin, my dear not interested? Okay, what about
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  Speaker 1: the Rat Network all about rats, which is really cool?
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  Speaker 1: When Rat Week comes on, it's their biggest week. No,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely not, that's fair. Rats aren't for everyone. Um, speaking
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  Speaker 1: of sewers, what about Plumber TV? Are you kidding? All
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  Speaker 1: about plumbing? I never heard of any of these You
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  Speaker 1: can learn from this channel. Last year alone, they broadcast
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  Speaker 1: seven thousand toilets getting snaked. That was a new record
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  Speaker 1: for them. No, I don't want to watch toilets getting snakes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. Um, can I get MTV? Oh? God, EMPTYVR?
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  Speaker 1: Your herds? It someone available in a herd? Or howie?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Just forget it. Okay, this is not
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  Speaker 1: not fun for me trying to guess what channels might
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  Speaker 1: be available on. I'm just in the Rat channel and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting the channel whatever it was. Just forget it.
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  Speaker 1: Look how about I throw in the best channel of
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  Speaker 1: all and it's free and it's not even on TV.
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  Speaker 1: It's a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: completely free. Happy end of her nursery from your sister Amy,
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  Speaker 1: because she set you up for this phone tap and
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  Speaker 1: you are gonna be on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that makes so much sense. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I think about it. Amy said, she's been giving you
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  Speaker 1: a hard time because you're the only person that still
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  Speaker 1: has cable that she knows. That's a day that makes
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  Speaker 1: so much sense because last time we were together, last
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  Speaker 1: you pay for cable. That's so expensible. Yeah, everyone wants
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  Speaker 1: you to cut the cord. We want you to add
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  Speaker 1: a bunch more chords, the rat chord. Come on rat TV,
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  Speaker 1: rat me and you just sitting on the couch with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of tiny cut up cheeses. Huh, wake up?
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.