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Phone Tap PODCAST: Gimme Back My Pants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. Another Jubila on the twenties. Hello, Hi, can
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  Speaker 1: I speak to Chuck? This is Yes? What's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Finally? I'm good. I've been looking for you.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Brian from place middle school.
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  Speaker 1: We used to play on the same basketball team. You
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  Speaker 1: remember college? I remember playing basketball? Yeah, Brian, Yeah you're
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: doing Yeah, I'm good man, you remember me. It's got
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  Speaker 1: to be why like seventeen eighteen years now? Uh yeah, man?
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  Speaker 1: Time flies? Huh yeah? How you doing? Oh? I'm okay.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Have you been I am doing okay? What have you
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  Speaker 1: been up to? Not much? Listen. The reason that I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling though, I wanted to reconnect because I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask if you still had my pants, your pants from
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  Speaker 1: when we were at middle school. Yeah. I let you
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  Speaker 1: borrow a pair of my tearaway basketball pants and then
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  Speaker 1: I never got them back, so I was. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's been bugging me ever since. So okay, so you're
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  Speaker 1: calling me now, I don't even have my pants from
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  Speaker 1: middle school. So so you're saying you don't have my pants. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have your pants. I hardly remember. I mean
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  Speaker 1: twenty almost twenty years ago. It goes to show you
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: you can't trust anybody anymore, can you? Why? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: heard me. I'm having a real hard time believing that
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  Speaker 1: you don't remember taking my tearaway pants. Real hard time, dude, dude,
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  Speaker 1: real hard time. I hardly remember you. I'm trying to remember.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there it is is What are you just keeping
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  Speaker 1: them now for like a memory of me or something?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of jerk just takes a young kid's pants
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  Speaker 1: and then doesn't return them twenty years ago? For Christ's sakes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a long time to keep somebody's pants. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: think you mother? You me? You just call me up,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're telling me this bullet that I have
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  Speaker 1: your pants. Why are you yelling at me? I barely
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  Speaker 1: remember the wall. I think I've talked to one person
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  Speaker 1: from that middle school, and I've stayed in touch with them. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: now you're calling me, Hey, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. I'm
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: just yanking your chain, man, same Chuck. I remember from
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  Speaker 1: middle school. You're yanking my chain. Yeah, I was just
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: messing with you. I know you don't have my pants.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: That was a fun little back and forth we had, though, huh,
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  Speaker 1: miss you, man, I have stuff going on. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time. Did you call for a reason or just
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: come across my name and number and decide to call me? No,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to stop because I really did call for
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  Speaker 1: a reason. I just I had to kind of get
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  Speaker 1: something off my chest because I've been feeling guilty all
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  Speaker 1: these years. Okay, okay, and I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: remember this or not, but back when we were in
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  Speaker 1: middle school together, I took your inhaler and I put
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  Speaker 1: it up my butt. Okay, you know what, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time for these, and if you're around again, I'd
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  Speaker 1: been thinking about it ever since. Yeah, I know you
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  Speaker 1: know what that's up. This better be a joke now.
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  Speaker 1: If it's not, it's been eating me up for years.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh man, I got to find that
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  Speaker 1: guy's number and call him and let him know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I put you you're dude, I don't have
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: time for the what do you want? I want to
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: tell you that this is actually jewel from brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moved ninety two point five
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: doing a phone hap on you. You're messing with me, right,
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your buddy Mike set you
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  Speaker 1: up way. He wanted me to tell you that he
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: actually did do that with Aaron Haler. You're kidding me, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, am I? I sure as hell hope
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  Speaker 1: so