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Phone Tap: Apple Pay Meltdown · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, almost time for
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: your phones app. And I don't remember the last time
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  Speaker 1: we made someone really angry during one of our pranks,
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  Speaker 1: but this one definitely falls into that category. It all
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  Speaker 1: starts innocently enough, where I'm just pretending to call a
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  Speaker 1: guy from a cable company. I see, you're not the
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  Speaker 1: problem here. I'm just checking this if he wants to
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  Speaker 1: get an upgrade? How could that go horribly wrong? It's
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  Speaker 1: your phone's app right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: This is Lawrence.
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  Speaker 1: Hi Lawrence. My name is BJ Honeycutt. I'm from XD Wireless.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm good, I'm great, sir.
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  Speaker 1: The reason that I'm calling is because I noticed your
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  Speaker 1: yearly contract is coming up with us, and you're actually
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  Speaker 1: eligible for an upgrade to our premium service.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, what's the what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it'll only be an extra sixty nine ninety nine
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  Speaker 1: per month, which I have to say is quite a deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little too much.
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  Speaker 1: Bro it's too much. Okay, Well, that's disappointing to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you are are you close to your
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  Speaker 1: router right now.
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  Speaker 2: I can see it. I can see it from across
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  Speaker 2: the room. I can see it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, can you just check something for me and get
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  Speaker 1: much closer to it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Hold on, section, let me be hold on. What
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  Speaker 2: is a Well?
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  Speaker 1: Just tell me when you're standing right next to the router?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm standing right next to the.
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  Speaker 1: Route, okay, and hold your phone right above it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, phones above the router? And why am I doing
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  Speaker 2: this again?
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  Speaker 1: Perfect? All right? Your payment has gone through what and
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  Speaker 1: you'll be seeing that premium service added no later than
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  Speaker 1: tonight at nine pm? Sir?
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  Speaker 3: No, man, what did you just do? What did you
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  Speaker 3: say you just did?
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  Speaker 2: And what did you just do?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't do anything? You just put your phone above the
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  Speaker 1: router just so you could check something for me. And
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I just heard the Apple pay sound. Come on?
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  Speaker 4: What the did you just do?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Like that?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 1: Man, you do not have to give me a tip
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  Speaker 1: for my services, but I do appreciate the extra twenty
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  Speaker 1: dollars for you.
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  Speaker 3: All right, look both ways before you cross the street
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  Speaker 3: because I might be driving.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you doing? Man? You better not beat
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  Speaker 2: all charges there, I swear to God.
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  Speaker 1: Sarah, I do think you need to calm down a
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  Speaker 1: little bit here. I'm not really sure what's going on
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  Speaker 1: and why you're getting so heated, but again, I do
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  Speaker 1: appreciate your generosity. You are very kind.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're talking to to you.
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  Speaker 3: You called me up about some both upgrade and then
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  Speaker 3: you tell me stand near the router.
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  Speaker 2: Then you hit me twice with Apple Pay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're telling me.
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  Speaker 2: To calm down.
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  Speaker 1: In my defense, you're saying that I hit you twice.
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  Speaker 1: One was to pay for a service and the other
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  Speaker 1: was a tip out of the kindness of your own heart.
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  Speaker 3: So I didn't pay anything through Apple Pay. Okay, you
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  Speaker 3: asked me to do something.
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  Speaker 2: I stood near the router.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I'm checking me up for this pad. I
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  Speaker 1: hear the frustration. I think we can fix this. Are
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  Speaker 1: you still standing by the router?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not standing by the router again.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, could you go back towards it?
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  Speaker 4: No? Oh, son of am Okay, how the hell are
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  Speaker 4: you getting this? And I'm not even standing near the route.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty dollars this time? This is the You are more
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  Speaker 1: than generous, sir. Again, you really do not have to
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  Speaker 1: do this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not giving you any money. Right now.
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  Speaker 2: Who's your supervisor?
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  Speaker 3: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I cannot give out that information at this time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very nice, very convenient.
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  Speaker 1: But if you would stay it through that, if you
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  Speaker 1: could stand a little bit closer to your router, I
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  Speaker 1: might be able to get him on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Bro I'm not even in my house right now, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even close to it, but I'm close to coming here.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, your service is excellent, sir. You get upgrade was
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  Speaker 1: worth it.
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  Speaker 3: I know these call to recorded, so whoever's listening can
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  Speaker 3: go himself.
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  Speaker 4: I don't consent to any of this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I got it, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna get it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I understand you want to cancel your premium upgrade
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  Speaker 1: and go with the ultra package. Perfect, all right. I'm surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just as surprised as you are because that's
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  Speaker 1: an additional fifteen dollars a month on top of the
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  Speaker 1: sixteen ninety nine. I mean that I'm at this rate,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be employee of the month here.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna get fooed in federal court, in another court
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  Speaker 4: if I think of this, Sir.
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  Speaker 1: You need to calm down, because I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: employee of the month at the wireless company. I meant
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  Speaker 1: at the radio station where I work at. What your
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  Speaker 1: best friend, Darryl? He sets you up for this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call that we're doing on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he just hipped me too, thanks Darryl. Wow. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because you're actually on his show, Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. My name is Jeff Darryl set you up, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Jeff Yeah, So come.
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  Speaker 1: On, man, you're not mad. That was fun. That was
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  Speaker 1: a good time.
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  Speaker 2: That was no fun.
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  Speaker 1: So you actually believed me that the payment was going through.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure you would buy it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you anymore. I don't fuss you.
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  Speaker 1: Why what did I do?
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  Speaker 2: Idiot?
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  Speaker 3: Wake up? Every morning?
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  Speaker 1: Was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.