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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap and today, since it's Valentines, we wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do something special to celebrate the holiday. That's fun.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're calling an upscale day spa to try
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  Speaker 1: and book a last minute reservation. But it's not just
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  Speaker 1: for anybody. This one's for a character that Jose plays.
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  Speaker 1: His name's Tic Tac and he's probably not the usual
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  Speaker 1: type of clientele. This particular business is used to getting no.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say no, We'll see how it goes in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Another on the twenties, Thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jenna. Hey. Is this the massage place? Yea,
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  Speaker 1: we do offer massages. Would you like to book an appointment? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did just get booked. How did you know? That's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm out now. No, I'm out now. So I
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  Speaker 1: like a massage or whatever? Okay? Um? Can I get
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  Speaker 1: a name? Yeah? My name is Hector, but my homies
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  Speaker 1: call me tik Tak. It's nice to meet you, Hector. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can call me tik Tak. You're worth I you
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  Speaker 1: don't seem like a snitch. I can already tell you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Okay, tick tack M. Is there
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  Speaker 1: a day or time that you're looking at for your massage? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I probably should mention at this point, like it's actually
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  Speaker 1: a couple's massage for Valentine's. Do you have anything available?
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  Speaker 1: We do have an afternoon opening a couple of days
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  Speaker 1: from now. Okay, Um, I just need the name of
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  Speaker 1: the other person. Well, his name is Blake, but like,
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  Speaker 1: don't get the wrong idea. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, we're not together. He's just my po Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it stands for pol roll off sir. Um. That's a
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  Speaker 1: little unusual, but we can accommodate. Actually not in my situation,
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  Speaker 1: because like any time I leave my driveway or my
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  Speaker 1: front door, he's got to be around or like know
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  Speaker 1: where I am. So I thought for Valentine's I want
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  Speaker 1: to do something special, so he's kind of gotta be
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  Speaker 1: there with me. Oh um, Okay, all right, listen, lady, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you what I like for my massage? Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: you'd actually be telling the person who's giving the massage.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just the person who does the appointment. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you can answer some questions. First off, do you
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  Speaker 1: guys got that one flower smell like it's it's like
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  Speaker 1: lavender or some You can request whatever kind of sense
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  Speaker 1: that you want. Oh oh yeah, man, I love that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: put it all over my chest and my legs or whatever. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to smell like the arrangement of my cousins. Yet,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we can definitely put down on your file
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  Speaker 1: that you want lavender. S oh nice? Okay. Also, I
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  Speaker 1: know some massage places like you to keep the lights
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  Speaker 1: low for the mood like damn or whatever. But can
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  Speaker 1: you put them on high? Like the lights all the
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  Speaker 1: way on? You know? Uh? I can ask, Well, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust very easily, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, like I want to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: any point I can just look in their eyes while
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  Speaker 1: they're rubbing me down and make sure I have contact,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so they don't try any funny business or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that this is getting a little. Um, Like
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  Speaker 1: it's hard because I see that there's like a table
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  Speaker 1: and it makes me face down to the floor, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't turn my back to anybody, not anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well we can. We can put that on your file too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy because I have a really big file.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that transferred. Oh no, no, no no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: When when you called, I started a file for you
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  Speaker 1: so that we'd know your likes and dislikes and you know,
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  Speaker 1: any special work you have. Okay, because at first you
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  Speaker 1: said book and then you said file. Now, so I
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  Speaker 1: aren't thinking you like got my file and no, we
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  Speaker 1: all have any access to any of the file. It's
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  Speaker 1: just just for the office filing. Sure, I'm starting herupt you,
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  Speaker 1: but like I just remember, I know you guys have lockers,
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  Speaker 1: but do you have like metal detectors? No? Oh good, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is it's perfect actually, man. So like, no way,
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  Speaker 1: no one's gonna like frisk me or something, right, Um,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's going to frisk you. But okay, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to be clear that you can't bring any weapons or
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  Speaker 1: sharp objects into the spot at all. I mean, it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: It's totally cool because I told you before my poh man,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna be there. Yes, like no, no, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter who's with you, sir. You know what, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to speak with my manager and I'll
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  Speaker 1: get her on the phone, your manager, Deandra, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: How did you know that? Oh that's kind of weird
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  Speaker 1: because like, first off, I kissed her on the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: and like second off, she's the one who set you
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  Speaker 1: up for this ranked phone call. Wait she didn't watch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name is actually jose from the radio show Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you right now. She says, you've been doing
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  Speaker 1: such a great job and she wanted me to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. And this is not a joke, but you
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  Speaker 1: are getting a raise. I'm getting Yes, really, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm that serious. The only truth I've told this whole time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's the weirdest way to tell me. But actually, now
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  Speaker 1: that you mentioned in my Buddy Shoelace and his po
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  Speaker 1: they need a massage to do. I mean, if you
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  Speaker 1: could book it. Wake Up every morning was phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,